No Jokes Here

In space, a huge space battleship has locked onto the earth, which is an advanced civilization from the centaur constellation.

And on Earth, nations are meeting to discuss how to deal with them.

The purpose of this advanced civilization is to invade the earth and obtain the scarce resource of stalks.

Before that, they bombarded the capital of the United States, killing tens of millions of them, proving their own force.

Lin Qian'an manipulated the novelist to lead Long Yimang up, and the avenue stele smashed those space battleships, easily defeating the fifth-level power among them.

Long Yi unfolded the real world and easily protected the earth, and at the same time destroyed their weapons.

Everything went so smoothly, the intelligent life of those advanced civilizations exclaimed that there are eternal beings on the earth, and began to choose to evacuate.

However, in the next moment, a terrifying existence beyond the fifth level came directly outside the earth.

Its appearance does not look much different from the people on Earth, except that its skin is purple and its body is three meters tall.

[Yayashi Rosa: Novelist? Are you the guardian of this planet? 】

Ye Yaxi's way of appearing on the stage is a bit special, and Lin Qian'an can see some traces of conceptual ability.

[Lin Qian'an: Watcher? Is it your classification of the strong? 】

Ye Yaxi shook his head slightly.

[Ye Yaxi Rosa: You are wrong, the watchman, it is our name for the protector of civilization, so tell me, are you the watchman of this civilization? 】

[Lin Qian'an: That's right! Your civilization intends to invade our civilization, and we will not agree. 】

Ye Yaxi shook his head again.

[Yeyaxi Rosa: You are wrong again. It is a kind of protection for you to be ruled by a civilization with immortals. The ones who are really eyeing are those evil masters who are waiting to come in different spaces. Now You guys can't fight against those powerful existences at all, but once you surrender to our Rosa civilization, you don't need to worry about these! 】

[Lin Qian'an: Sooner or later, I will have that kind of power. You don't need to worry about it. Where did you come from? Where do you go back! ! 】

Hearing the sound, Ye Yaxi sighed with emotion.

[Yayashi Rosa: You are wrong. You have no idea how far the distance is from the eternal to the immortal. You seem to be only one step away from the immortal now, but this step may be as far as the universe. Destroy what you can't get over. 】

Lin Qianan couldn't bear it.

[Lin Qian'an: It's your fault, uncle! You know that you are wrong, right? I'd like to see if you have a pig's nose with an onion in it! ! 】

Boom~!

The avenue obelisk was raised, and directly suppressed Ye Yaxi.

[Ye Yaxi Rosa: Forget it, let me show you the gap between us. 】

When the sound fell, Ye Yaxi stretched out his palm, and lightly resisted the avenue obelisk, preventing it from falling half a minute further.

Even if the dragon scales on the novelist's body shine brightly, it won't help.

[Lin Qian'an: Wanjian Qinglian Jue! ! 】

The Ruyi Qinglian Sword flew out, turned into a huge blue lotus flower, and bombarded Ye Yaxi with 1.18 million Taoist swords.

Facing this attack, Ye Yaxi's expression remained unchanged.

[Yayashi Rosa: It's useless! 】

While speaking, he waved his hand slightly, and an invisible repulsion came out, easily bounced Qinglian away, and those Dao swords attacking him were also knocked away one after another.

【Long Yi: And me! 】

At this time, Long Yi and a real world suddenly smashed towards Ye Yaxi.

However, as soon as it landed on top of Ye Yaxi's head, it was shattered and crushed by an invisible terrifying force.

[Yeyaxi Rosa: You lack the knowledge of immortality, the power of immortality, to some extent, even surpasses the universe itself, we can freely survive in the chaos of the boundless void, in essence, you can even put Immortals are regarded as beings at the cosmic level. 】

[And you, at most, are just a star in the universe, and the gap is completely incalculable. 】

After saying this, Ye Yaxi looked at the novelist.

[Yayashi Rosa: Now, have you made a decision? 】

[Lin Qian'an: Be you a watermelon! 】

After finishing speaking, Lin Qian'an read the file directly, allowing the time to go back to the moment before their invasion.

At this time, the novelist has an inspiration value of 330,000.

Ever since he finished writing "God Slayer", Lin Qian'an has been accumulating inspiration points and has not used them.

The purpose is to deal with these disasters at critical moments.

Just right now.

Manipulating the novelist to take out the pen and paper, while the inspiration points were consumed, the golden font fell on the paper.

The words "Pioneer" slowly appeared.

Facing such an enemy, only the miracle of infinite possibilities can defeat him.

After finishing writing the 3.3 million-word novel, Lin Qian'an directly chose [Manifestation].

The golden font is solid, and the screen quickly shows the story after the novelist became a pioneer.

When Nian shot and killed the huge bug with a bow of miracle, the story also ended, and it returned to reality and turned into the novelist.

[Hint: You have written a novel, gain experience +0. ]

Inexperienced ones were added.

Lin Qianan was not surprised by this.

When upgrading before, there was no experience bar for upgrading.

The current situation is normal.

With a click of the mouse, a bow and arrow appeared in the novelist's hand.

This bow and arrow looks like a colorful crystal structure, like a large toy.

But in the novel, it is the ultimate weapon of miraculous crystal structure.

In the hands of Zainian, he sniped and killed the Void Zerg that swallowed the entire Miracle Universe with one arrow.

If the novelist at this time faces Ye Yaxi again, he will no longer have any fear.

Time passed, and soon, the alien civilization from the centaur constellation came again.

This time, Lin Qianan manipulated the novelist to find Ye Yaxi directly.

[Lin Qian'an: Get out! 】

An insulting word, but it didn't make Ye Yaxi angry.

He shook his head slightly.

[Yeyaxi Rosa: You are wrong, you shouldn’t be like this, our arrival is a good thing for your civilization, even though you are also immortal, but you alone cannot stop the mutation that happened on your planet, You need my help! ! 】

The Bow of Miracle appeared in the hands of the novelist, and it was fully drawn.

A colorful miraculous brilliance blooms, illuminating the entire space of the universe.

Ye Yaxi's expression was finally no longer calm.

【Yayashi Rosa: You shouldn't be so arbitrary, it will ruin your civilization! 】

Whoosh~~!

A miraculous arrow pierced through the void and precisely landed on Ye Yaxi's body.

Ye Yaxi exerted his own conceptual ability, and the invisible repulsive force was resisting the arrow.

Boom~!

Colorful brilliance bloomed and penetrated Ye Yaxi's body.

Obliterated traces of his existence.

Even if the aggressor's words are flowers, they can't cover up his ugly crimes.

Lin Qian'an would not have believed that Ye Yaxi would have such a peaceful conversation with the novelist if he hadn't had enough strength to contend with it.

Immediately, Lin Qian'an manipulated the novelist to teleport outside the earth, directly subduing all the invading enemies of the Rosa civilization.

So far, the war has been won.

In reality, relevant memories emerged in Lin Qianan's mind.

[They are invaders of Rosa civilization! ! 】

[What do you mean, you know them? 】

[Have you all forgotten what happened in 1999? 】

【Are you the creature born in that meme? 】

In the secret base, a middle-aged man in a military uniform was having a conversation with a novelist.

Not long after, they came to the center of the base, where a huge battleship was being maintained by staff.

[This is the Qilin, one of the five saints. It is 20 kilometers long, 4.6 kilometers wide, and has an average thickness of 1.7 kilometers. After the victory in the 1999 war, it has been stored here for maintenance. 】

【You mean, there are Qinglong, Suzaku, Xuanwu, and Baihu? 】

【certainly! These should last you enough time, right? 】

【I think it should be enough. I will finish the novel as quickly as possible. You delay as long as possible. When I finish writing this novel, I will be sure to deal with it even if it is the immortal. 】

【For the earth! 】

【For the earth! 】

Immediately, the novelist began to write quickly.

He racked his brains to describe and write the mighty power of the sixth level.

But he has never seen it before, and he doesn't know what level six should look like, so he can only rely on imagination.

However, his imagination was wrong, so that more and more inspiration points were wasted, but there were not many actual results.

[Report from the front, the Suzaku has fallen under the attack of the Rosa civilization]

【Xuanwu damaged】

[The Qinglong left a message at the end, the earth will never yield to the invaders! 】

[Kirin and White Tiger are in a bitter battle]

At this time, a figure appeared beside him.

It was that mysterious person.

Seeing his appearance, the novelist was very excited.

【Can you help me? 】

The mysterious man shook his head.

【These are your own disasters, I can't help you! 】

[Then can you tell me what level six is? 】

[The sixth level is the end of the Tao. Your description is wrong. It is not just an increase in the energy level, but also the ultimate use of the Tao. 】

With the advice of the mysterious person, the novelist was finally able to write a level six realm.

It came to the battlefield with the brilliance of miracles, wiped out the fleet of Rosa civilization in one fell swoop, and finally launched a decisive battle with Ye Yaxi.

The strength of the two sides is about the same. During the battle, millions of stars were destroyed by the mighty power of the two. In the end, the novelist was slightly better and barely defeated Ye Yaxi.

In the last picture, the novelist stands in front of a tombstone and quietly sees him off.

The photo on the tombstone was the middle-aged man in military uniform who had talked with him before.

Lin Qian'an recovered from his memory, and murmured: "It won't be like this again, everything has been changed by me, with me here, none of this will happen!!"

Time passed, and since the novelist became level six, most of the terriers on Earth were no longer a threat.

Even the master of the abyss who was about to move was killed by Lin Qian'an taking the time to manipulate the novelist.

In reality, the master of the abyss died without a card, and in the game world, he also died without a card.

After accumulating enough inspiration points, Lin Qian'an hesitated for a moment, but immediately wrote the novel "The Devil".

The golden text turned into a complete story on the paper, and gradually, the supreme demon was written by Lin Qian'an.

After finishing writing, Lin Qian'an chose [Manifestation].

Immediately, the power of the demon king was also obtained by the novelist.

After writing this novel, the novelist's strength has improved again, and the conceptual ability of [Double Transformation] has made him almost have no enemies on Earth.

After he defeated the digital masters and sealed the Satan of hell, a memory appeared in Lin Qian'an's mind in reality.

The novelist is caught in a bitter battle against many masters who plan to descend in this world.

It was hard to force them back.

[My strength is not strong enough! ! 】

He muttered, planning to write another novel to improve his strength.

Ever since, he wrote the book "The Devil".

There is nothing more direct than [Double Transformation] to increase strength.

Later, relying on this huge power, it finally gained the confidence to face many masters.

It wandered in many different time and space, and fought against the coming masters.

The final result is that there is no trace of the ruler in this world.

The sixth level is not allowed to come to this world, this is the rule written in the universe by novelists.

Those who violate it must be prepared to be completely killed by it.

Since then, the earth has ushered in a long period of peace.

Time flies, and hundreds of years pass away.

The novelist also relied on his golden finger to reach the peak of the sixth level.

But he still couldn't take the last step.

At this time, the figure of the mysterious man reappeared.

[You are only one step away from detachment. 】

[What exactly is detachment? 】

[The realm of detachment is so mysterious that it cannot be described. 】

【what should I do? 】

[The way is endless, but the heart is endless. You lack some experience, and your experience is too shallow.]

[Is reincarnation enough? 】

[Try it, there is plenty of time anyway. 】

Immediately, at the end of the screen, the novelist began to pick up his pen, writing about the reincarnation of the ages.

The picture in memory dissipated, and Lin Qian'an's face suddenly revealed.

Is that the original memory?

No wonder he felt he had already written the book, was it because of the novelist?

The novel "Reincarnation" has a total of 33 million words. If you want to write all of them, you need more than 3 million inspiration points. This is not easy, so Lin Qian'an can only choose to wait.

In the game, time begins to be fast forwarded.

Eighty years have passed in a hurry, and the novelist has become the protector of the earth.

On today's earth, there is no division of countries, but an earth federation has been formed.

It's just that each region has a special organization to deal with stalks, and there are still new stalks appearing from time to time. Under the official guidance, many of them are born around novelists.

Because of this, it also speeds up the speed at which novelists collect inspiration points.

It is also worth mentioning that Long Yi has also broken through to level six, becoming the second level six power of the Earth Federation, and the conceptual ability he possesses is [borrowed].

It's a very rogue ability.

As long as he wants to, he can borrow other people's abilities, life spans, everything from others, even energy from the world, and things from his future self.

And he doesn't have to pay it back.

Why do you have to return something you borrowed with your ability?

As long as the borrower is not dead, then he can have that power forever.

At this time, the novelist had already collected enough inspiration points, Lin Qian'an did not hesitate, and directly manipulated him to write the novel "Reincarnation".

One by one golden words fell on the paper, and gradually, the reincarnation of the eternal life was also written out.

After finishing writing, Lin Qian'an hesitated for a moment, but finally chose [Manifestation].

The golden text was solid, allowing Lin Qian'an to see the eternal reincarnation again.

But this time, it is the novelist who has gone through these ten thousand reincarnations.

Reincarnated again and again, the novelist is getting closer and closer to taking the last step. When everything is over, his figure returns to reality.

On the screen at this time, there is an additional option of [Detachment].

Lin Qian'an didn't have time to click on the [Transcendence] option, a memory that suddenly appeared filled his mind, causing him to fall into the memory.

In the picture of memories, the mysterious man looked at the novelist and asked questions.

【Why? 】

He was wondering why the novelist didn't take the last step. After the reincarnation of all ages, the novelist has enough experience and the state of mind is complete. It has become very easy for him to take the last step.

The novelist looked at the reconstructed world amidst the devastation, and opened his mouth lightly.

[Can I change something? 】

The mysterious man seemed to understand something, and he explained.

[The general trend is doomed, there is not much you can change, and the appearance of stalks is inevitable, otherwise there will be no you now. 】

The novelist laughed.

[That's enough, I just want to make this less tragic and less unacceptable. 】

The mysterious man spread his hands.

【Then you do it, I'll wait for you. 】

The novelist nodded with a smile, and immediately began to write with a pen.

At the same time, the whole world changed.

The timeline began to change, and everything returned to the beginning. Another novelist turned his golden finger into a colorful light and put it in Lin Qianan's chest. Under the influence of some mysterious factors, Its external manifestations are some cancer cells.

Immediately, time began to flow, and at a certain moment, Lin Qianan's lung cancer cells came into contact with a computer, and a word with colorful lights appeared on the computer case.

Kacha~!

The picture was broken, and Lin Qian'an seemed to understand everything.

And at this moment in the game, the figure of the mysterious man appeared.

[Mysterious man: Lin Qianan, are you ready? 】

Facing the question from the mysterious person, Lin Qian'an tapped the keyboard and asked the question that he had been puzzled all along.

[Lin Qian'an: I'm curious, who are you? 】

Hearing this, the mysterious man froze for a moment, then chuckled.

[Mysterious man: Me, my name is Lin Qianjun! 】

While speaking, the unclear appearance of the mysterious man gradually appeared in front of Lin Qian'an's eyes. It was a face that was almost 90% similar to him.

Seeing this face, Lin Qianan suddenly remembered everything.

He remembered the person who drank with him at that milk tea shop.

Coincidentally, in a book written by Lin Qian'an before he got the game system, the name of the protagonist is Lin Qianjun.

The protagonist in my book came to reality, and then gave me a golden finger, which changed the whole world and helped me transcend?

Lin Qian'an never dreamed that the truth would be like this! !

After saying that sentence, Lin Qianjun's figure also disappeared from the game.

Lin Qianan stared at the option of [Transcendence] on the screen, and after a while, clicked the mouse lightly.

There was no reminder that the game was over, and the game computer completely disappeared, and the lung cancer cells in Lin Qianan's body turned into an advent card and appeared in the void in front of him.

On the back of the advent card is a writing brush, and on the front is a young man exactly like Lin Qianan himself.

[Novelist Advent Card: After use, it can make novelist Lin Qianan descend to himself for a duration of ∞. (Note: Only for use by the game host)]

This advent card has no time limit.

Lin Qian'an knew in his heart that as long as he chooses to come, the novelist will become one with him, and he will be able to take the last step.

Looking at the advent card in his hand, the corners of Lin Qian'an's mouth curled up slightly, and he uttered two words lightly.

"Arrival!"

At this moment, Lin Qian'an from the two timelines began to merge into one.

After the advent, Lin Qianan had more memories of the timeline in the game in his mind.

Immediately, with a thought in Lin Qian'an's mind, a novelist's pen appeared in his hand. Immediately afterwards, he picked up the pen and wrote a book titled "No Jokes Are Prohibited Here".

When the pen fell, the golden text became solid, the reversed effect became the cause, the two timelines also merged, and everything changed in the game also changed.

After finishing these, Lin Qian'an also took the final step.

With a smile on his face, he threw the brush in his hand casually, watching it disappear into the void as a ray of light.

Afterwards, Lin Qian'an said with a smile: "Such a story is enough."

(End of the book)

Finished flowering.

Thank you for your support along the way, and thank the editor-in-charge Niach for your help.

Without you, this book would not be what it is today.

Thanks again! !

I won't write a book for the time being, and I should write a few extra chapters in the future. You don't need to subscribe, and it won't affect the main text.

It can be regarded as a supplement to the previous unfinished story.

The new book is already in preparation, and it is expected to be released at the end of December. I hope you will join me a lot! !