No Jokes Here

Lin Qianan asked Li Zhenjie for help on July 1st about the spread of martial arts.

And he got an answer, it was already July 5th.

First of all, as a result, the Xuan Kingdom official has allowed him to spread the extraordinary knowledge he possesses.

This made Lin Qianan happier.

However, there are also many restrictions.

First of all, his related content will be reviewed by special reviewers within the Chaofan.com. If it does not pass, it cannot be published.

Secondly, he has to hang an additional official title, which is the title of "Officially Certified Transcendent Instructor".

This represents his legitimacy and his semi-official nature.

To maintain the authority of its content and reduce controversy.

Then, the copyright of his content can be his, but he will not be able to use it for profit, but must be freely and openly given to the public to watch, and directly obtain corresponding subsidies and monetary rewards from the website according to the amount of playback and reading.

That's the core point.

Other than that, there's not much to say about other bits and pieces.

After seeing these regulations, Lin Qian'an couldn't help but smile.

At first, he also imagined that the official would reject it outright.

Unexpectedly, the official not only agreed, but also gave him so much convenience. From a certain point of view, it can even be said to be cooperating with him.

Lin Qian'an thought about it carefully, in fact, he could probably understand some things.

The extraordinary information has been made public, but the extraordinary is a minority.

Do not suffer from widowhood but suffer from inequity.

What the people need most now should be to step towards the extraordinary promotion channel.

He is now supported, to a certain extent, it should be regarded as the general trend, and the reason why he happened to step on the wind.

However, Lin Qian'an was so happy.

The official wanted to see the public's reaction through him, and he also wanted to take this opportunity to give back to the society, and to enjoy the sense of vanity and corresponding benefits brought by this process.

After re-signing a special electronic contract with the official, Lin Qian'an's certification information changed again.

Below his avatar, there is another title of "Officially Certified Transcendent Tutor" after the words "The contract is UP within Chaofan.com, the well-known novelist is my heart."

Lin Qian'an now has more than 400,000 fans, which is already very high from an author's point of view.

Among them, there will naturally be careful netizens who have discovered the change in his authentication information.

As a result, they all began to wonder, wondering why Lin Qianan had such a certification.

And netizens are even more curious about the words "extraordinary mentor".

During the debate, Lin Qianan had already started preparing to record his first teaching video.

He placed an order and bought a set of recording equipment worth about 20,000 yuan. After choosing a fast express delivery, he began to write the script of this teaching video and prepare the corresponding materials.

In the afternoon, the recording equipment arrived, and Lin Qianan installed it and tried it out.

It's pretty smooth, everything will be used, and skills such as editing videos are still there.

He couldn't help feeling that he hadn't lost all his computer knowledge.

After sighing, he started the production of the video.

"Hello everyone, I am the author of the novel and I am very at ease. Here I want to tell you one thing. Thanks to the official respect and recognition, I have now obtained a new achievement, which is the title of the officially certified extraordinary tutor.

As for how I got this title, of course, it has something to do with my extraordinary ability. Before, some netizens were curious about what my extraordinary ability was. Now I will unravel the mystery. My extraordinary ability is actually from writing. Obtain relevant extraordinary knowledge in the novel.

Having said that, some of my friends must have guessed the reason why I got the title of "Officially Certified Extraordinary Instructor".

That's right, it's because I have mastered the extraordinary knowledge in the novel, and with official approval, I was able to disseminate and teach it.

I have never been in the habit of beating around the bush, so here, I will directly teach my first lesson, "Basic Internal Skills". I believe that netizens who have read martial arts novels and corresponding works are not unfamiliar with internal skills.

And this "Basic Inner Strength" is the extraordinary knowledge I got from the novel "Tong Zun" I wrote. It is "Basic Inner Strength" from the Quanzhen Sect of Taoism. The following are the main points of practice, please do your best Note, I will describe in detail how to have a sense of Qi and how to extract the first ray of infuriating energy.

The above is the cultivation method of "Basic Internal Strength". As long as you practice according to the tutorial, you will be able to successfully obtain infuriating qi. If students have doubts, or if there are special situations that are different from those described in the tutorial, please stop practicing, and then Private message me, I will try my best to reply and answer the questions of the students, then, today's class is here, get out of class is over! "

What Lin Qianan said about his extraordinary ability in the video is of course false. He just wanted to find an excuse for his extraordinary knowledge to avoid unnecessary suspicion and trouble.

Since the dragon group has misunderstood that his ability is related to the novel, it might as well follow their ideas.

In any case, he will not reveal his true transcendental secrets. This kind of misunderstanding is a good thing.

After the video was recorded, Lin Qianan edited and produced it, and he was busy until eleven o'clock in the evening.

This is the first official production video to be released to the platform. He is really inexperienced, but overall it is not bad. The scene is very simple, mainly his narration and pictures, as well as his use of infuriating skills. .

Even people with no foundation can learn from it.

I took the title of [Extraordinary Introduction, Basic Internal Skills], clicked upload, and after ten minutes, I entered the background of the review.

Looking at the words under review, Lin Qianan stretched his waist, got up and opened the door, and went to the night market to find Zafente to eat skewers.

Although it is night, the weather is still quite hot.

Qing'an City is already hot, and it is still July, and the daily average temperature is above 30 degrees, which is unbearable for anyone.

Walking on the road, Lin Qian'an moved slightly, his true essence circulated on the surface of his body, and there was a slight chill, which made him feel a lot more comfortable.

This is the use of the life and death amulets in the Tianshan Vulture Palace Tianshan Tongmao in the game. It can turn water into ice and condense into a life and death amulet, which can penetrate into other people's meridians and acupuncture points.

It is an extremely cruel means of control.

However, if you only consider the effect of the upper half of it, it is still very powerful to remove heat.

Of course, ordinary warriors would never do this.

Refining infuriating energy is not easy, and doing so is a waste of waste.

Even a martial artist who has just entered the innate can obtain energy from heaven and earth to restore his true essence, but generally he will not do so.

That is to say, Lin Qian'an is a wonderful flower. Relying on the automatic breathing internal power and the speciality of his own lung cancer, he doesn't care about the loss of his true essence at all, so he can use his true essence so unscrupulously.

When I came to the night market, there were a lot of stalls and people eating barbecue here.

The arrival of summer has also prompted many people to like to go out at night for activities.

However, Lin Qian'an was not interested in what other people baked, so he just waited against the wall outside the alley where Zafente had been appearing for a long time.

During the waiting time, he looked at the backstage of his Chaofan.com APP. The video had not yet been reviewed, and it was estimated that everyone would be off work by now.

Feeling a little empty, Lin Qianan clicked on a video of a girl dancing in cool clothes.

The other party seems to be an extraordinary person!

As an extraordinary person, he didn't join the dragon group to save the world, and he danced here in such a degenerate way, he must criticize it!

Just as Lin Qian'an was reading the video, on the other side of the night market, a man and a woman in the uniform of the Dragon Group were surrounding a headless corpse.

Their names are Ding Hong and An Tong.

Because the former works in the company in a straight-forward manner, even telling jokes can lead to a long-term cold scene, which makes people embarrassed.

Later, at an unknown time, he discovered that he had an ability, that is, after telling a joke, if the other party did not laugh, he would be directly frozen.

Really cold field!

It's almost like "Joke of Hell".

Thanks to this, he was recruited into the second detachment of Qing'an Longzong Bureau and became one of the team members.

An Tong is much simpler. She likes listening to music. Whether she is reading novels or doing things, she cannot do without various BGMs. She especially likes to add different BGMs to different novel scenes and characters to increase the sense of substitution.

Her favorite meme is, "In my BGM, no one can beat me."

Then she inexplicably possessed the ability to assign BGM and BUFF to people one day.

So, at the invitation of the Dragon Team members, she resigned to join the Dragon Team.

At this time, the headless corpse ran into a dead end. Seeing this, An Tong directly switched to Ding Hong's BGM of "Men Be Self-improvement". In an instant, Ding Hong felt that his physique had been comprehensively improved, and he suddenly exerted his strength. After sprinting, he caught up with the headless corpse in two or three steps, blocking it directly outside the dead end.

After the headless corpse ran into the dead end, he planned to turn around and run away, but he was stopped by An Tong, and he hesitated.

Listening to the BGM from the Bluetooth headset, Ding Hong raised his gun and looked at the headless corpse opposite and said seriously: "A bun was walking on the road and suddenly became hungry, so it ate itself!"

Headless Corpse: "."

At the moment when the headless corpse was speechless, a cold feeling descended on his limbs, which suddenly froze it.

An Tong, who was smiling but not smiling, came over, looked at Ding Hong and said, "I think you can freeze people to death even if you don't awaken your extraordinary abilities!"

If it weren't for the fact that she would be frozen if she didn't laugh when she heard the joke, she really couldn't laugh in the face of this joke.

"Is my sense of humor really that bad?" Ding Hong asked a little puzzled.

"Great, I want to laugh when I see you, right?" An Tong twitched the corner of his mouth and switched to the BGM of a Great Compassion Mantra for Ding Hong, and said, "Quick, let's get over it!"

The music sounded, and a faint golden Buddha light appeared on Ding Hong's body.

An inexplicable sense of peace and compassion emerged in his heart, Ding Hong folded his hands together and performed a Buddhist salute, and immediately fired a shot at the headless corpse.

Bang~!

The bullet with a faint golden light flew out from the muzzle and quickly ran towards the body of the headless corpse.

It was at this time that the headless corpse suddenly broke free and avoided the bullet.

Then, his figure jumped up, borrowed a little force on the wall, and escaped to the other side by jumping over the wall.

Ding Hong and An Tong's expressions changed slightly, and they quickly chased after them.

"There's a night market in front, don't let it run in, catch the shrimp farmers, hurry up!" An Tong switched to the BGM and said.

"No way, this song of yours doesn't support my own speed, it's only useful for driving, if I can't catch up!!" Ding Hong yelled at An Tong as he ran.

"Then change to the Divine Comedy of Nuclear Explosion, burn it and smash it!"

Following An Tong's words, Ding Hong felt that the music in his ears had changed, the muscles in his whole body were tense, his qi and blood rushed to his brain, and a force was born from the bottom of his heart, and the speed directly increased a lot.

However, even so, he still couldn't do it if he wanted to catch the headless corpse in a short period of time.

Seeing that the headless corpse was about to enter the dark alley and enter the night market, Ding Hong's eyes widened.

Boom~Bam!

And at the moment when the headless corpse got into the alley, there was a sudden sound of a stick hitting.

Immediately, the headless corpse flew out at a speed faster than rushing into the alley, directly hitting the wall, and slowly sliding down.

In Ding Hong's stunned expression, Lin Qian'an walked out of the alley with a puzzled face carrying a mountain stick.