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Click to enter the game, directly into an opening animation.

The first perspective is above the clouds, and then it suddenly begins to descend. There are several strange birds flying by in the middle, and two animals that have no wings but can also fly.

The style of the game tends to be 3D, but the modeling is quite fine, and Lin Qianan can even see how its tiny fluff is blown by the wind.

When the picture came to the surface, many animals of different looks were living in the green grass. These animals Lin Qianan had never seen before, at most they looked familiar.

Suddenly, an animal sneezed, and a gust of wind swept across it, blowing over the two grasses in front of them, and the two grasses jumped up and got up and entered the forest.

The picture also entered the forest, and there were also many animals that Lin Qianan had never seen before.

In the middle of the forest, on a huge tree, there are countless green bugs hanging. They are huge, estimated to be more than one meter long. Some injured animals came here, and one of the green bugs slowly climbed from the tree. Come down, spit green mucus on its wound, and its wound will soon recover.

After the injury was healed, he ran vertically and quickly came to the edge of the river, startling a small fish with pink scales, causing him to quickly swim towards the water.

The angle of view also entered the water.

Under the clear and transparent water, the fish swayed their tails, and Lin Qianan also saw the exaggerated ecosystem on the bottom.

Suddenly, the little pink fish encountered a lobster with oversized claws, and the other party grabbed it with a pair of claws, easily pinching the little fish in the clamps.

At the same time, the pink fish also burst into a pink light.

When the light disappeared, the size of the pink fish grew a lot, and the body was covered with scales. It opened its mouth and spit out a blue beam of light, which directly froze the big lobster, and then Shi Shiran swung its tail to swim away.

As the little pink fish swims away, the words "Elf World" appear on the screen. There is a green bug lying on top of these four words, which looks a bit like the kind of bug that vomited mucus before.

Below the four words of the wizard world is the option box for the game to start.

Lin Qianan clicked and entered the game directly.

Lines of fonts appeared on the dark screen.

[The original world was a chaos. The god of elves created the world and created countless elves and humans in it to make the world come alive. The relationship between elves and humans is very complicated. Humans can contract elves to obtain the power of elves. And the elves can also get help from the talents of human beings, so as to continue to evolve and become stronger. 】

Lin Qianan looked at the arrow options in the lower right corner and clicked on the mouse.

[Because of this, the relationship between humans and elves is harmonious coexistence. Elves are friends of humans and relatives of humans. Only those who truly love elves can make contracts with elves. 】

Seeing this, Lin Qianan clicked the mouse again.

Then came the image of a short-haired woman in a pink uniform.

There is a red "+" sign on her uniform cap, and Lin Qianan speculated that she should be engaged in medical-related work.

【Atao: Mr. Yan Le, it’s work time now. It’s not good to hide here and read. It’s time to go to work! 】

Then Lin Qianan realized that it was his turn to speak.

But this is not a game of options, but it is up to him to answer.

Lin Qianan has played three games, so he is not unfamiliar with this situation.

[Yan Le: Where is the patient? I'll go now! 】

[A Tao: It's in Room No. 3 of the trauma department, let's go. 】

After speaking, Lin Qianan found that he already had the authority to manipulate the game characters.

He shook the mouse and looked at the appearance of the game characters. It was a young man with short hair and glasses wearing a white costume, and he looked quite handsome.

The place where the game characters are now seems to be the corner of a corridor, and there is a lit street sign hanging from the ceiling, with the words trauma department, surgery department, etc. written on it.

Lin Qianan guessed that it was most likely a hospital.

Unexpectedly, the game character this time is actually a doctor.

There are a series of options such as character avatars, health bars, stamina bars, backpacks, tasks, etc. on the screen, but it is not difficult to understand.

At this point, a prompt appears on the screen.

[Hint: Please press the arrow keys to go to the trauma department. ]

Accompanying the prompt is an arrow leading the way.

Lin Qianan pressed the WASD button and found that there was no response. Then, according to the prompt, he found out that this time the buttons were on the right, up, down, left, and right.

This is a bit different from previous games.

Press the arrow keys to control the game characters to follow the guide arrow all the way, and Lin Qianan quickly came to the third ward of the trauma department.

Stepping in, he saw a half-human-high blue duck lying on the hospital bed. There was a large area of ​​burns on the back. It seemed that it had been simply dealt with, and the messy hair had been cut off. The bloody skin underneath was exposed.

On the side of the hospital bed was a crying child and a young woman wearing the same pink uniform as Ah Tao.

Lin Qian'an's expression was a little weird. Didn't expect the game character to be a veterinarian?

Seeing the game character walk in, the woman in uniform greeted him.

[Ayue: Senior, you are here. This little brother's elf fell into the fire because he rescued him. The burns are very serious and need urgent treatment. 】

Then, the conversation was handed over to Lin Qian'an.

[Yan Le: I'll take a look at the situation first, don't worry. 】

Ah Yue nodded and stepped aside to give Lin Qian'an her place.

Lin Qianan manipulated the game character to step forward, and a prompt appeared.

[Hint: Please use the mouse to click to check the status of the wizard. ]

Lin Qianxin understood and clicked on the blue duck on the hospital bed with the mouse.

Then, a brief message appeared on the screen.

Name: Little Teal♂

Department: Water

Form: first-class form

Health: 212/241

Stamina: 214/255

Strength: 9

Agility: 7

Spirit: 9

Defense: 12

Skills: [Water Gun] [Surfing]

Status: injured

Experience: 52/100

Favorability: 50 [Friendly]

Habits: The amphibious elves have a docile temperament, but when they are on the shore, they will let the water energy wrap themselves around the clock to keep their bodies moist. Their favorite food is "vortex snails".

[A burnt teal is in urgent need of treatment. 】

Lin Qianan looked at the size of the duck on the screen and wanted to complain a little.

This TM is called a teal? What is a big teal?

After exiting the query interface, the child also spoke at this time.

[Gao Yong: Big brother, are you optimistic? You must save the little teal, I will never play with fire again. 】

[Yan Le: Don’t worry, I will definitely treat it well. 】

[Little Teal: Gah~~ Gah~~]

The conversation ends, and a new prompt appears.

[Hint: Press the E key to activate the contract mark, select the elf to be summoned, and treat the patient. ]

Lin Qianan pressed the E key, and then saw an icon appear on the screen with a green bug pattern on it.

It looks almost the same as the green bug hanging from the big tree in the game's opening animation.

Lin Qianan clicked the icon, and then saw the game character stretch out his right hand, a green pattern on the back of his hand flashed light, and then directly summoned a green bug that was more than two meters long.

This bug is as transparent as jelly, with two long tentacles on the top of its head, two big eyes that are cute and cute, and dozens of pairs of tentacles on its abdomen.

After coming out, he directly erected his upper body and licked the cheeks of the game characters.

[Hint: Please use the mouse to aim at the part of the patient that needs to be treated, and press the Q key to guide the wizard to release skills to treat the patient. ]

Lin Qianan only saw an extra green icon at the bottom of the screen.

He moused over the burnt part of the duck and pressed Q.

Immediately, the worm wriggled its body to the side of the hospital bed, stuck out most of its head, and spit out a mouthful of green "thick phlegm" on the blue-haired duck where Lin Qianan pointed with the mouse.

Green mucus covered the burnt part of the duck's back, a little green light shone, and soon the wound began to heal. After a while, the blue duck had nothing but bald hair. Got a little scar.

【Teal duck: quack~quack~】

The duck felt the recovery of its injuries, carefully twisted its neck and looked at it, and then let out a happy cry.

[Gao Yong: Little Teal, you are finally fine! 】

Seeing this, the little boy jumped into the blue duck's arms and buried his head in the feathers to cry.

At this time, Ah Yue also showed joy.

[Ayue: Senior, your healing bugs are really well cultivated, and the injury was cured in one fell swoop. As expected of the person who has won the Yuyuan Garden Spirit Breeding Competition three times. 】

Lin Qianan typed and responded modestly.

[Yan Le: How can it be as good as you said, okay! 】

The game continued, and then the little boy named Gao Yong expressed his gratitude to the game characters and left with the "little teal".

Lin Qianan subsequently treated two more patients.

In the process, through the communication with the staff here, I have roughly figured out the gameplay of the game and the identities of the game characters.

This game is an open-ended game, and there are no rules to say what to do.

The identity of the game character is a top student who graduated from Yuyuan Elves Cultivation Academy.

Because the contracted elves have the ability to heal, they were assigned to the Yuyuan City Elves Center as a trauma therapist.

The game has an archive function, which adds up to a total of three archive bits, so you don't need to play to clear the level at one time like the previous games.

In the evening of the game, when the game characters got off work, Lin Qianan manipulated the game characters to return to their residences according to the prompts.

On the way, Lin Qianan began to look at the city.

The surrounding buildings are full of sci-fi colors. The cars on the road are basically suspended in the air and flying at low altitudes, and there are almost all elves around the passers-by, but they are not too big. Most of them are kept at the height of one person and the highest. no more than three meters.

On some of the street signs was painted the image of a large elf with a red slash above and neon signs flashing with colored lights below.

[It is forbidden to release medium and large elves in the city! ! ! 】

Lin Qianan blinked, and suddenly felt that it was not unreasonable for this game to sell 300 points.