I’m Not Human

It’s hard for Gu Huai to explain to his own Zerg the meaning of “picking the stars and picking the moon”. He used the spiritual link to tell the Zerg that this is just an abstract metaphor, not really going to the stars and the moon. Give it off.

When Gu Huaigang explained this, the Zerg around him seemed to be not immediately convinced.

"Your Majesty, don't you want the stars and the moon?" The Chief of Staff confirmed the question again.

"Hey." The black cub on the carpet raised his head and snorted. The round golden eyes made the chief of staff finally unable to stretch his expression, and he could not help but take a step back.

After stabilizing the body, the chief of staff helped to support his glasses: "The subordinates understand."

Since the king said that picking the stars to pick the moon is not what they thought, and they don't want it, they won't pick it.

On the side of Levin Star, Shen Mu and Hamer, who finally returned to the human side, were also sunk and will be called into the study for a detailed cross-examination.

In view of the fact that the two returned without any omen before, and they just happened to encounter the rebel riots, Shen Shang will have no time to ask the two men about the experience of this time.

Tomorrow they will set off to return to the Earth Federation. Before going back, the question to ask is still to be asked.

After shouting the two into the study, Shen will see that both of them can be said that the young general who grew up watching him is like a shovel. He pointed to the two chairs opposite: "What are you doing, sit."

Not too afraid to sit...

Shen Mu and Hammer looked at each other and saw each other's guilty conscience from the other's eyes, and the body sat down stiffly.

I know that I will be asked sooner or later, and the question is the time of death. The two have been trying to be optimistic, but now it is impossible to run.

When the two sat down opposite, the already quite old Shen Shang knocked on the table and asked: "What happened to the two of you, what happened to the fleet after encountering the star thief, why is it on the Zerg planet? Guest?"

Both Shen Mu and Hamer closed their eyes. For a time, neither of them dared to speak. Finally, Hamer swallowed and said: "That... Uncle, this thing is long, the process is very complicated and very complicated..."

Shen Shang wrinkled his brow and interrupted: "Then you will focus on it. You two have been in the military for so long, how can you report it, will you still need me to teach you?"

This is not afraid to say that he will die on the spot.

Hammer thought painfully in his heart. After a long silence, he said with difficulty: "Our fleet encountered a star thief, and then we were caught by the star thief, and then the star thieves ran into the zerg. Pulling the battleship, the result is of course annihilated by the Zerg... The Zerg brought us both back to the Thur Star and shut it in the house, but it really saved us."

"And then?" Shen will ask.

"And then..." Hammer swallowed and shook a heart and continued. "Then there was a small misunderstanding. I fled with Shen Mu and escaped, thinking about finding a chance to escape to the Earth Federation, but I escaped from the jailbreak." In the process, we accidentally met the Zerg’s armpit..."

Shen Shang’s expression changed slightly, and suddenly there was a bad feeling in his heart: “Continue.”

Hammer thought about the glorious deeds of the two of them. It really couldn’t be said. At this time, Shen Mu, who had been quietly beside him, took the message: "Because of the misleading appearance, we mistaken the Zerg’s squat for humanity. Compatriots, so we took him from Tuse Star to other planets."

When Shen Mu’s voice just fell, the study room rang with a loud bang, and the table between the two of them and Shen Shang was directly smashed by the latter.

I thought that when I was young, when I was young, a nickname in the military department was called "Iron Fist", and my temper was very strong.

Hammer looked at the smashed table in front of him, and the body couldn't help but tremble, feeling the sinking of the fist as if they were on both of them.

Hammer battles: "Bo, uncle, you are calm, you must be calm -"

"I am calm and fart!" The old man has been self-cultivating for many years. Shen Shang will now be aroused by the temper of the year. He pointed his finger at the two young people. "Do you know what you are doing?" What?? The jailbreak turned the king of the Zerg to another planet. No wonder the Zerg suddenly came to the earth and let us return. The original is what you both provoked!"

"The Zerg almost hit us on that day. If it really fights, the two of you are the sinners who caused this war. Later, it is to be written in the history textbook to criticize!!" Shen Shang will be more angry, forehead The blue veins are all picked up, and now they are suddenly jumping.

Since entering the new era, although there has been little friction between humans and zerg, the big war has not happened.

People who live in peacetime now don't want to go through war again, and this hard-won security situation is easily broken by the two people in front of him, which makes Shen Shang how not to anger.

"If it weren't for you who met me on this planet, if you are one of my sons, one is the son of a friend of my world... After you return to Earth, you will be sent to the federal military court by myself." The admiral is holding two people. "Do you guys know about the two rabbits?!"

Hammer nodded quickly and continuously: "Know that you know, you are mad, don't anger your body."

Shen Shangjiang: "What are you doing, and I will give it to me one by one!"

"No, no, really no." Hammer looked serious and sincere.

Shen Shang will calm down his anger. This is almost the case. It is a coincidence that at this time, Hammer received a newsletter from Tuse Star.

This communication was sent by Gu Huai.

"Hey..." He looked at Shen Shang, and Hamer suddenly didn't dare to pick up the newsletter in front of the other party.

Shen Shen will sigh: "Accept, you will pick it up here."

The elders spoke, and Hammer couldn't help but had to accept the newsletter at the scene.

In Tusexing, Gu Huai returned to the room on the grounds that he wanted to sleep, avoiding the communication that most of his own Zerg sent to Hammer.

After the communication was connected, Gu Huai sent this paragraph to the opposite side -

[My current state is not convenient to speak, it can only be conveyed in words. 】

The black fluffy cub lying on the bed looked at the communication image with its golden erect, using the ability to input text.

"Okay." Hammer saw the message sent and nodded quickly.

[In fact, nothing is wrong, just want to remind you, if there are any questions the Zerg asks you later, you should answer it straightforwardly, don’t describe it with too many modifiers... especially if you use metaphors, They are likely to misunderstand. 】

"Ah?" Hammer still didn't react. I don't know why Gu Huai suddenly said this to him.

[Like you said to them, "Take the stars to pick the moon," they misunderstood, thinking that this is to let them occupy the planet, and told me that it takes a little time to pick the moon. I said so, should you understand what I mean? 】

The purpose of Gu Huai’s communication was to remind the two of the cultural differences between their races and to avoid what happened afterwards.

As soon as the last paragraph was received, Hammer’s body was stiff and he dared not turn his eyes to see Shen’s present expression.

Uh... They almost let the Zerg come over to capture the moon, and the satellite of their planet is about to become the target of the Zerg.

After the end of the communication, Shen Mu and Hamer stood in the same place and did not dare to move. They had already felt the sight of death from the opposite side.

This line of sight can almost shoot both of their bodies through a hole, just two people can burn together.

"You two, now I am going out and running around the Levin star for ten laps. If you can't run, don't think about going back to Earth--!" Shen will scream.

Shen Mu and Hamer still dare to stay, and quickly go out to run, even a word can not refute.

Running around the planet for ten laps is not something that normal people can do, but now is the time when they talk back.

After being hanged several times, Gu Huai finally unintentionally smashed two human generals once. At the moment of ending the communication, Gu Huai felt that he was scorned by Yalves.

The little cub, dragging the silver-gray small tail, smashed it against the black cub that was close to it, and then the small tail with a metallic texture tilted slightly.

Gu Huai discovered that after he changed back to the cub form, Yalves, who also traced back to the cub form, liked to be close to him, and then he would look at him from time to time.

Yalves seems to want to do something, but he hasn't done it yet, but when Gu Huai responds to him, he will show a happy look.

This time is the same.

From such a close scorn, I can feel the direct likeness. Gu Huai intends to respond more clearly, so his return this time is more obvious than before.

"Oh." The glass ball-like golden erect looks particularly beautiful. The black cub on the shackles leaned sideways to the side. This time, I slammed the little cubs with small wings to the side.

Receiving such a clear response, Arvis, who had only slightly tilted his small tail, suddenly rounded his light gold erect, and the small wings on his back did not move.

It was also because of this response that Arvis finally decided to do what he wanted to do.

In the light gold mullion, a mane curled up on the side of the young scorpion was reflected, staring at the little cocked fur, and Yalves moved the silver-gray small tail behind him.

For another second, the young cub, who was dragging a silver-gray little tail, deceived her, and put out her tongue to smother the small, obedient fluff on the black cub.

For another cub, that is, combing hair, this is something special in the Zerg -

Expressing a simple good feeling.

Because I like it very much, I will take the initiative to do so.

The author has something to say: When you give Huaibao a hairy hair.

Huaibao (shrinking the body due to tickiness): 啾——

Finally wrote the plot of the hairy hair!

According to the promise of updating in the morning, I will update the update time back to the evening, and the update tomorrow is also at night, Demi = 3=

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