No One Can Leave The Beginner’s Village
Chapter 496: Rabbit, pour the wine!
Yi Zheng was stunned, this was seriously out of line, and his little brain couldn't keep up with these cognitions.
But looking at Gonggong's stinky ass, he took out a carrot and handed it over: "My name is brother."
Gong Gong's proud expression suddenly collapsed: "Rabbit, can we change our name? You take care of my face, and I will take care of you in the future, how about that?"
Yi Zheng grinned: "Eat carrots."
"Okay!" Gong Gong knew that the deal was negotiated, and took a carrot and put it in his mouth and took a bite: "Oh! It tastes good! Huh?!"
Gonggong slapped the table and said, "You're not a radish! No, it's also a radish!"
Yi Zheng also thought too much, and replied casually, "It's not a radish, I created a radish with supernatural powers, what's wrong?"
Gonggong's eyes lit up and said, "Rabbit, are you sure, you made this? Didn't you summon it?"
Yi Zheng scratched his head and said, "It was made, why?"
Gong Gong took a deep breath and looked at Yi Zheng's eyes again.
Yingzhao, Kaiming Beast, Lu Wu, and Rare looked at Gonggong dumbfounded: "Hey, Gonggong, what's the situation?"
Gonggong put away half the carrot in his hand: "I can't eat it either. I'll take it back and ask my sister. I'll talk to you later!"
Then Gonggong changed the subject and said, "By the way, didn't I tell you before? Those who worshiped me at the time were all drowned by a flood.
Later, I figured out that magical powers are unreliable.
I have to teach them how to manage the water.
After that, I took the humans, spirit beasts, demon clan and others who were devastated by the flood to control the water together.
Although my method is quite brutal, it works well.
And they can follow suit, even if they can't move mountains, they can move boulders and hills.
I'm called... called..."
"It's better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish!" Yi Zheng shouted.
Gong Gong turned back Yi Zheng's staring white eyes: "What kind of fish, you haven't woken up at the bar yet? You can't say anything clearly! I call it once and for all."
Yi Zheng wasn't angry, but tutted, "I didn't see it, you stupid big guy is thick and thin."
Gong Gong spread his hands and said, "How about you? Are you pointing at those river gods and mountain gods?"
As soon as these words came out, Lu Wu became curious: "Yes, if the river bursts its banks, does the river **** care?"
Gonggong shook his head and said, "They don't care! With their little strength, it's good to control the rain. The river bursts its banks. Besides reporting to Heaven, they only save a few people at most.
To be honest, I have always felt that people’s belief in God is bullshit.
People can cultivate into gods, so why should they believe in gods?
You are so awesome, you are really awesome! "
When Yi Zheng heard this, his eyes on Gonggong became more and more different.
At first, he thought Gonggong was a second-rate idiot with no manners. Later, he thought he was a second-rate fool. Now, he suddenly realized that this Gonggong was not a fool or a second-rate, but a wise man!
This guy is definitely not as simple and honest as he looks!
Yingzhao nodded in agreement and said, "Yes, relying on mountains to fall, relying on trees to die, relying on yourself is the kingly way."
Gonggong said: "So, I just can't figure it out, why do those people have nothing to do with a bird god? If there is a flood, will I not block it? If there is an earthquake, will I not run away? It seems that after believing in God, No floods, no earthquakes."
Yi Zheng began to like this big guy.
While a few people were chatting, another powerful **** descended.
The first to come were four incomparably powerful creatures. One of them rode a white tiger, the other rode a purple phoenix, and the other rode a silver-white white crane. The last one was also the most conspicuous. He actually stepped on a mountain. !
Yingzhao quickly introduced from the side: "The one riding the white tiger is Emperor Gouchen Dangong!
The one who rides the purple divine phoenix... don't look at me like this, that's a phoenix, not a phoenix! The phoenix is male and the phoenix is female. There is no problem at all when people use Shenfeng as a mount. Also, don't talk nonsense, that's the Great Emperor of Zhongtian Ziwei North Pole!
The one who came riding on a white crane was the Antarctic Emperor Changsheng. "
Yi Zheng pointed at the woman who stepped on a high mountain, and the black clouds rolled down like a demon king and said, "Who is that?"
Before waiting for Yingzhao to explain, Gonggong had already said, "That's my sister, Chengtian imitates the queen of the land!"
Yi Zheng thought that the backing was coming, and Gonggong was able to stand up, but he found that after Chengtian imitated the emperor's land, Gonggong's original sitting posture of Da Ma Jinge was instantly regulated, and his waist was straight. , the eyes are much clearer and more upright. It felt like sitting in a military position!
Yi Zheng smiled: "That one is your sister, why is she here, you are even more cowardly?"
Gong Gong replied arrogantly: "I see that you don't have a sister. This is the sister I have worshipped. Sister..."
Speaking of which, Gonggong's eyes were filled with tears.
Yi Zheng suddenly thought of some videos he saw on the earth. It looked like a creature like an elder sister, who was born to restrain his younger brother! Under normal circumstances, if there are siblings in the family, the younger brother basically grew up under the slap of the elder sister. It is said that it is blood pressure...
Could it be that the congenital gods and demons in this **** realm are like this too?
Yingzhao continued: "Rabbit, do you know what these four emperors are collectively called?"
Yi Zheng said, "Four Royals, right?"
Yingzhao said with a smile: "Yes, they are Siyu. But there is another name, they are called Sifu! They are the existences who assist the Jade Emperor in governing the world. It can be said that they are under one person and above all living beings!"
Yi Zheng said, "Is it above the Queen Mother of the West and the Queen Mother?"
Yingzhao's smile stopped abruptly, and then she quickly covered Yi Zheng's mouth and said: "Those older generation in the innate gods and demons are not counted. They have all jumped out of the Three Realms and are no longer in the Five Elements, so they are not under the control of the Heavenly Court. However, to give Heavenly face...
Moreover, there are also innate gods and demons in the heavenly court, such as Houtu Niangniang. "
Yi Zheng nodded, indicating he understood.
The enlightened beast sighed: "You said, if the Queen Mother of Earth did not give Kunlun Mountain to the Queen Mother of the West, what would our life be like now?"
Before waiting for anyone to reply, Yi Zhengxian said, "What else can you do? Either you keep your mouth shut and squat in the West Kunlun and don't come out. If you dare to mess with the Kunlun Daily, you will definitely be beaten to death. ."
Everyone: "..."
A few people chatted, and one after another, big men from all over the world came, a powerful god, and after the gods came, the surrounding mountains continued to grow, but without exception, no one dared to surpass the height of the Jade Emperor.
At most, it is on par with the Queen Mother of the West and the Queen Mother.
However, Yi Zheng took a closer look. Those so-called equals were slightly lower than the Queen Mother of the West and the Queen Mother...
More and more people came, and the enlightened beasts and others knew that rabbits knew almost nothing about things in the sky. So the eight heads of the enlightened beast acted as interpreters, introducing the identities of the visitors one by one.
As for the rest of the head, it was responsible for eating the fruit, and at the same time not forgetting to ask the blue-clothed fairy to bring some wine.
In these countless figures, Yi Zheng finally saw some familiar legendary people.
The God of Wealth Zhao Gongming, the Martial Saint Guan Yu, etc...
But Yi Zheng also found out that although the Peach Festival is a very grand event, not all the gods are here. At least Yi Zheng didn't see Dongwanggong, nor did he see the legendary Fengbo, the Three Emperors of the World and others. …
Most of the people who came were the immortals and gods directly under the Heavenly Court, and then there were some large sects, such as people from Buddhism.
There are very few people from the innate demons...
In Gonggong's words: "Everyone has been living for too long, and they are tired of eating peaches. It's usually fine, everyone would rather sleep than come out."
As the gods took their seats, a bell rang, which meant that the Peach Festival officially started!
However, when the event started, the six people at Yi Zheng's table had already drank too much, all of them were blushing with red ears and chattering tongues together. Then hey hey.
What's too much is that after these guys laughed for a while, they swept over with their divine senses recklessly. This is too rude!
The fairies were all hairy looking at these guys, frowning in a good-natured manner, and turned their backs to them.
The bad-tempered glared at them directly, and some people even started to pat the table.
But when they heard the chatting content of these guys, their angry expressions became dumbfounded.
"I bet he has 36,000 hairs!"
"I bet 35,000!"
"I pressed two glasses of wine, 37,000!"
Rabbit said: "Me, I think this fairy has at most 30,000 trouble threads!"
…
"Gonggong, scan it! Let's see how many roots there are." Yingzhao shouted.
Gonggong's consciousness immediately swept over: "37,000! Rabbit, you are the worst, you lose, you drink!"
The rabbit heard the words, and after a while of wailing, he raised his glass and drank the wine.
"These guys..." The fairies shook their heads helplessly, and didn't bother to pay attention to them.
Yi Zheng lost several times in a row and felt a little unhappy.
According to the betting rules, the loser can choose the next betting target.
When Yi Zheng was about to look for it, an arrogant voice came: "Gambling and drinking? How about your children playing a house? Gonggong, you really go back as you live, and you even play with the children!"
When Yi Zheng heard the words, he frowned, looked up, and saw a red-haired man with red eyes and his eyebrows burning with flames walking over.
The man has a naked upper body, and his eight-pack abs are particularly conspicuous. A dragon tattoo is coiled around him, and he looks very wild, sturdy, and handsome!
It's just that those eyes, as if they had grown to the top of the sky, looked down at everyone with disdain.
Under his feet was a long river of flames, and the long river carried him all the way. Obviously, he just arrived at the venue and came to find Gonggong's fault.
This guy was even more arrogant than Gonggong. After coming to the crowd, he sat directly in Yi Zheng's seat, then took out a crystal cup and placed it in front of Yi, and tapped the table with one finger: "Rabbit, pour the wine. !"
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