No One Can Leave The Beginner’s Village

The Queen Mother looked at the sleeping Queen Mother of the West, but did not speak.

Then the Queen Mother of the West woke up. She rubbed her sullen eyes and looked at the rabbit that the Queen Mother of the West was holding in her hand. Her face was displeased.

The Queen Mother said, "He stayed with me for a few days."

A fierce light flashed in the eyes of the Queen Mother of the West, just like the little leopard that was about to bite!

Yi Zheng was immediately excited and shouted in his heart: "Yes, yes, just this expression, this momentum! Big sister, come on!"

Then Yi Zheng saw that the Queen Mother took out a bag and handed it to the Queen Mother of the West. The Queen Mother of the West took the bag suspiciously, opened it and looked inside, her big eyes were instantly bright, and she smiled wide-eyed: "Deal!"

"puff!"

Yi Zheng almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood. He thought that the Queen Mother of the West did not look down on the Queen Mother so much, and would definitely reject the Queen Mother's idea.

He never imagined that the Queen Mother of the West would sell him at a critical moment when she raised her hand!

The Queen Mother of the West said, "One week, he has to come back in a week."

The Queen Mother said: "Okay, just one week a week."

So the two women completed the transaction in front of Yi Zheng.

Yi Zheng looked at the Queen Mother of the West pitifully: "Lord Queen Mother of the West, don't you think about it?"

The Queen Mother of the West looked at Yi Zheng, raised the bag in her hand with a smile, and said, "There are so many things I need, I don't think about it. This week, you have a good time, I'll go first."

After speaking, the Queen Mother of the West hastily put away her things and ran away.

This time, the Queen Mother of the West did not forget the four beasts. With a wave of her small hand, she took them away together and disappeared into the sky in an instant.

"Damn it, don't leave me alone!" Yi Zheng wailed in his heart.

After that, he felt that the huge Kunlun Mountain was quiet, and then he looked around at him more, starting from under his feet one by one, all the way to the tip of his ears.

Although Yi Zheng couldn't hear what they were saying, he could imagine that these guys must be looking at him while flipping through the recipe!

"It's over, it's been a tough week this week." Yi Zheng sighed in his heart.

But what surprised Yi Zheng was that the Queen Mother didn't immediately make trouble for him, but took her back to her mountain, sat on a chair, put him on her lap, and gently stroked Yi Zheng's head and said: "Little Rabbit, I've seen you since you entered the door. It's too unruly."

The four words are too unruly, Yi Zheng's heart trembled when he heard it: "It's over, this is going to cut me."

Then I heard the Queen Mother say: "The Queen Mother of the West has no rules, and you don't have any rules, this is not good. She has no rules, no one dares to care, if you don't have rules, you will lose her face. So, this week, you will stay in Kunlun School. learn etiquette..."

Speaking of this, the Queen Mother looked at the group of gods and said, "Everyone, is there anyone willing to teach this little rabbit the etiquette of the heavenly court?"

As soon as these words came out, the gods and immortals present all looked at Yi Zheng with a smile.

Before this rabbit searched around for things, everyone saw that he was unhappy.

Now that there is no support from the Queen Mother of the West, and there is a request from the Queen Mother, one by one immediately came to the spirit, and one by one shouted eagerly.

"The Queen Mother, I, the True Lord of Fire Virtue, are willing to teach him!" shouted a man with a grumpy temper at first sight.

Then another person sneered: "True Monarch Fire Virtue, although you have the word Virtue in your name, but you are the only one who behaves like you? You still teach people? You are afraid that you can't remember a few heavenly court etiquette?"

True Lord Huo De was furious: "What do you mean, Lord Shui De Xing?"

Jun Shui Dexing stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Literally! If you want to teach people, the best is like water, and I'm more or less the same as teaching."

"Goodness is like water? Which round will get you? Wouldn't it be better for me to come?" Gonggong said.

Shui Dexing-jun dared to challenge Gonggong, and immediately withdrew.

"Gonggong, it's hard for others to talk about you, don't you know your own virtues? Look at whether you are sitting or standing, whether you are building rivers or moving mountains all day long. You have nothing to do with etiquette. !" Zhu Rong sneered.

Gong Gong glared: "I can't do it, you can do it? My head looks like a flaming chicken butt!"

Zhu Rong still wanted to reply a few words, the Queen Mother snorted coldly, and he immediately shut up.

The Queen Mother said: "This deity is for you to teach this rabbit well, not for you to take the opportunity to take revenge. If you really have the confidence to teach this rabbit well, take a step forward!"

Hearing this, the group of gods realized that the Queen Mother was serious.

So one by one they were silent.

It's a joke, it's okay to slap this rabbit twice, but teach this rabbit...

Look at the face of the rabbit, there is not a single hair on the whole body!

teach him?

forget it.

Everyone shook their heads...

Seeing that no one answered, the Queen Mother frowned slightly.

At this time, an old man stepped forward and said, "Niangniang, since no one is willing to take the initiative to stand up, why don't you assign someone to teach this rabbit?"

As soon as these words came out, the group of gods glared at the old man, their eyes seemed to say: "Taibaijinxing, you don't bring such a fool!"

The Queen Mother's eyes lit up, and then a pair of eyes swept across the group of gods. The group of gods immediately lowered their heads and did not dare to look at them, for fear of getting the rabbit into their hands.

Seeing that no one looked up, the Queen Mother was not good at naming anyone to teach the rabbit.

At this time, Taibaijinxing said again: "If Niangniang can't find someone she likes, Xiao Shen can recommend someone."

The Queen Mother said, "Oh? Who?"

Taibaijinxing said: "Kong Ni of the sage of literature and the sage of Confucius!"

As soon as these words came out, Yi Zheng's ears instantly froze, and he said in his heart, "I am Cao, sage Kong? Nima...don't..."

He thought about the fact that he took a group of rabbits to distort the "Analects of Confucius" into "Wan Yu". If he really fell into the hands of Kong Shengren, Kong Shengren guessed that he would not have to do anything else this week, just beat him!

Yi Zheng seemed to have seen a scene where an old man was furious and mad at him.

Then he heard the Queen Mother say: "I have heard of this person, but he is a rare person who uses martial arts to establish his life and make a saint with his words. And I heard that this person is very good at reasoning..."

Taibaijinxing nodded and said: "Little God has never seen this Wensheng, but I just heard that when he flew into the heaven, he took the official position and left, and he was very arrogant...

However, Xiao Shen heard people say that he is indeed a very reasonable person.

His mantra is to convince people with virtue. Over the years, he has really persuaded many monsters and monsters to put down their butcher knives and follow him to devote themselves to cultivation.

Among them, there is no shortage of the kind of peerless demon, the devil king of chaos.

Therefore, Xiaoshen felt that Wenqu Xingjun would naturally not lose to anyone in terms of knowledge. "

Wenqu Xingjun below proudly raised his head, he was indeed conceited about this.

Taibaijinxing continued: "But if you want to teach a person who doesn't understand etiquette to understand etiquette, the little **** thinks that sage Kong is better."

Wen Quxing frowned slightly and wanted to say a few words, but looking at the **** rabbit and the bag next to the rabbit, he decided to shut up. Although he is also confident that he can guide the rabbit on the right track, seven days is too short...

The Queen Mother listened to Taibaijinxing's analysis and felt quite reasonable, so she nodded and said, "What Xingjun said is very true, since this is the case, then arrange this rabbit to teach Kong Shengren.

This matter still has to work on Xingjun for a while. "

Taibai Xingjun hurriedly bowed and saluted: "Little God leads the way!"

Yi Zheng sat on the lap of the Queen Mother, looked at the Taibaijinxing, and then looked at the Queen Mother of the West, wailing in his heart: "I, Cao, I have been sold face to face again! In one day, I have handed my hands twice! This is too bad. Take this rabbit seriously!"

But he just wailed in his heart, resisting?

That doesn't exist.

But just being dumb like this is not Yi Zheng's character, as soon as his big eyes rolled, he immediately lay on the lap of the Queen Mother: "Anyway, I am a man who has slept with the Queen Mother, right? I'm proud! "

Then he glanced at the Jade Emperor in the distance with malicious intent: "It's also the first rabbit to be green with the Jade Emperor, right?"

At the same time, Yi Zheng touched the Kunlun Mirror in his hand. He knew that if ordinary people were thinking wildly here, both the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor would be able to see through it at a glance, let alone him? However, he has the Kunlun Mirror body protector, which can hide the secrets and block all detection, but he has no such concerns.

Otherwise he doesn't care...

Just as Yi Zheng recovered himself, the Queen Mother said: "Rabbit, go with Xingjun, I will check your study results in a week, if you don't study well, how much do you eat from me today, how much do you have to pay me? Fruit. As much as you drink, you will pay me as much as you drink!

If you can't afford to pay, then stay to work and talk about when you will pay off your debts.

This matter, even the Queen Mother of the West, has to recognize it! "

Yi Zheng opened his small mouth and listened to this, countless Cao Nima galloped past in his heart...

He really didn't learn the etiquette. In fact, in the whole earth, one counts as one, who has learned the heavenly etiquette!

Not to mention the etiquette of the heavenly court, even if it is the ancient belt etiquette of Tianxia, ​​there are very few people who learn it!

On the contrary, a group of licking dogs have learned a lot from Western gentlemen, and even Yi Zheng can learn a little bit, but if he dares to take a piece of uncut steak and ask the Queen Mother of the West: "Do you eat three-ripe or five-ripe?"

It is estimated that the Queen Mother of the West will think that he treats her like a beast, right?

80% will slap him to death!

But because of this, he was going to be thrown to be educated, which really made him a little uncomfortable. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

However, power is the truth, and Yi Zheng can only recognize it when people are strong.

As soon as the screen changed, an old man with a white beard took a rabbit and stepped on auspicious clouds to leave Kunlun Mountain, and flew all the way to the distance of heaven.

Along the way, Yi Zheng didn't give Taibai Xingjun a good face, and Taibai Xingjun didn't get angry, he just said with a smile: "Rabbit, you have to thank me."

Yi Zheng rolled his eyes and said, "I thank you!"

Taibai Xingjun smiled and said, "If it weren't for me, you should now follow the Queen Mother to learn etiquette."

Yi Zheng was shocked when he heard it. Although the Queen Mother seemed kind, she was strong! When learning etiquette from others, Yi Zheng can still sneak around the bush, if he is with the Queen Mother...

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This breath, suffocated. 18243/10995029