No One Can Leave The Beginner’s Village
Chapter 504: Do not pretend to be a demon
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Yi Zheng was convinced of this old sixth, and he didn't know what his name was after talking about it for a long time, and even TM gave him a name!
Without waiting for Yi Zheng to refuse, seventy-two strong men and fierce women stood up at the same time and shouted in unison. The sound was like rolling thunder, which made Yi Zheng dizzy and spinning in place, only to vaguely hear the welcome to the younger brother. What…
Then he rolled his eyes and was stunned. His last thought was: "I want to go home!"
…
When Yi Zheng opened his eyes again, there was a real bell ringing in his ears. He looked around in a daze. This is an ancient house, the decoration is very general, but there are tables, chairs and benches that should be there. There is also an oil lamp on the table...
Before he was fully awake, he saw the door slammed open by a big foot, and then a burly figure rushed in front of Yi, grabbed Yi Zheng's bunny ears, and ran out.
Yi Zheng's heart trembled, subconsciously he wanted to call for help, and then he heard the man say: "Little Junior Brother, you are too lazy! The bell for breakfast is ringing, you still can't get up, you are afraid that you don't want to starve, right? ?"
Yi Zheng's head is full of question marks, little junior brother? bells? starving?
Then the memory flashed in his mind like running water, and he just remembered that he was already carrying Dingshan to join the team! Now it is the disciple of the 72nd number one!
I was stunned when I first started yesterday...
When Yi Zheng came back to his senses a little, he had already been stuffed into a chair, and then saw a big hand grabbing a big chicken leg and stuffed it. Before Yi Zheng could react, he squeezed his mouth directly. , the chicken leg was inserted into the throat, and Yi Zheng began to roll his eyes as soon as it was inserted into the throat. Remember the URL m.xbeqge. com
"Fuck, it's too deep." The other party muttered and pulled it out.
It seems that I feel that I have pulled out too much, so I plugged it in again.
Yi Zheng quickly slapped him and said, "Damn, are you here seven in and seven out?"
"Eat! Hurry up and eat! You have to go to class when you are full! Time is running out..."
The other party didn't care at all, just urged.
Yi Zheng was still confused. He was about to look at the person who was speaking when he saw a big hand stretched out, squeezed his mouth up and down a few times, and slapped the end of the chicken leg with a slap. Come, the chicken leg was shot directly into his esophagus, Yi Zheng rolled his eyes for a while and was about to say drink water when he saw a large basin brought over, and then the big hand pushed his head up and squeezed it open. Mouth, a pot of soup just fell down like this...
"Hurry up and drink it while it's hot, this soup is delicious." The rude voice sounded: "Oh? Little junior brother, why are you crying? Don't be moved, we will be senior brothers in the future, and we should take care of each other. Yes. Now, my name is Zhuang, and I will be responsible for taking you to learn etiquette and helping you integrate into the life of the mountain gate as soon as possible.
Well, don't cry, don't get excited, this is what I should do. "
Yi Zheng wailed in his heart: "I'm so moved! This soup is still boiling, okay? Laozi's throat!"
Before Yi Zheng could speak, the bell rang again and grabbed the rabbit's ear with a big hand. Yi Zheng only felt that the surrounding scenery was rapidly reversing, and the scene changed rapidly. The scenery is already a school.
There is also a small table in front of me, and there is a pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table.
He finally saw something to do with culture! Immediately impressed...
At this time, a cloud of gray gas flew over Yi Zheng's body, and then Yi Zheng had a gray student robe on his body and a small gray hat on his head.
At the same time, there was a cat on the table with big scissors and big glasses.
The cat looked at the rabbit up and down, and then said with great satisfaction: "Not bad, not bad! It just fits, as expected of my craftsmanship, reliable!"
After finishing speaking, the cat took out a huge mirror from his arms and stood in front of Yi. He looked out from behind the mirror and grinned at Yi Zheng: "Mr. Seventy-two, look at it, are you still satisfied?"
Yi Zheng looked at himself in the mirror, my dear, this dress is really tailor-made and fits perfectly!
But compared to clothes, Yi Zheng is more interested in Tailor Cat: "Are you a tailor?"
The tailor cat raised his head arrogantly, circled the rabbit and threw a sentence: "It seems satisfied!"
After speaking, he arrogantly turned into a cloud of smoke and left.
At the same time, Yi Zheng's ears were grabbed again, and he stood up involuntarily, only to hear the roaring sound like thunder around his ears: "Welcome to the lecture!"
With this voice, Yi Zheng believed that he had returned to the bandit den again.
After being placed on the futon again, he had time to look at Zhuang who had brought him all the way.
It was a strong man about 2.3 meters tall, with a bald head and a shiny head, as if he had been smeared with oil.
With thick eyebrows and big eyes, even if he was sitting there, his mouth opened unconsciously, smiling like a fool who was more than two meters tall.
Seeing Yi was looking at himself, Zi Zhuang raised his hand, twisted the rabbit's head to the front, and looked forward.
In front, Kong Ni was holding a book in one hand and a machete in the other. He was wearing half clothes and half covering. He was walking in front of him, saying, "Let's have a culture class today, um. ...just teach you a sentence.
Listen carefully, this sentence is a gentleman's words and horses are hard to follow!
What do you mean by a gentleman who can't chase after a horse with a single word..."
Yi Zheng's face was black and black, and he thought: "Fuck, you copy my homework! Is this what I said? You listen to your front legs and teach them as your own?"
But Yi Zheng didn't dare to say it, so he could only wink at Kong Ni above.
Kong Ni didn't care either, just winked at him casually, and after finishing the gentleman's words, he threw the book aside: "Okay, the culture class is over, then let's talk about the practice class."
Yi Zheng wailed again in his heart: "Brother, your culture class just steals a sentence to talk about it, and the rest are all practice classes, right? How poor are your cultural literacy?"
Kong Ni put the machete on his shoulder and said, "Today we have a newcomer, so today I want to review the purpose of the sect. What is the purpose of our chopping wood?"
The surrounding disciples shouted in unison: "Exterminating Demons and Guarding the Way, don't pretend to be forceful!"
Yi Zheng was prepared and covered his ears in advance, so he was not injured, but he was surprised to find that when these unreliable brothers and sisters shouted these words, they all had a solemn expression, a righteous look, and even There was even a faint white gas emanating from their bodies, and that gas was familiar to him, and it was Haoran righteousness!
Yi Zheng was dumbfounded and said to himself, "Damn, these are really scholars..."
Yi Zheng knows that there is righteousness between heaven and earth, and righteousness gathers in the sky and gathers into a river, which is for Haoran righteousness.
This arrogant righteousness is the unique strength of scholars, not scholars, other people can't control it at all.
Yi Zheng always felt that the place he was in was a den of bandits. From top to bottom, there were a group of black-bellied and rough-hearted guys. As a result, these guys turned out to be arrogant and upright, which shows that they are real scholars!
Kong Ni continued: "Very good, then what is the purpose of reading?
Money, women, longevity, status...
That's what the dogs are after, and we are different from chopping wood.
Is our goal to know people, places, and days!
Therefore, not to be deceived by falsehood, not to be dominated by desires, to be true to the heart, to the future!
God's righteous heart is stable, and all evils do not invade! "
Yi Zheng was stunned. He thought that after the culture class, he would talk about which road has more fat sheep, how to squat in a pit without being discovered, and how to jump out and rob a quick solution.
As a result, in this class, he suddenly felt that this TM was a culture class!
For the first time, Yi Zheng began to face this sect squarely. He straightened his mind and began to listen to the lectures honestly.
Kong Ni said: "A true heart, not a hero, is true to the heart of the people of the world, and it benefits all living beings, that is called a hero!
So we not only have to read, but also write books!
But just writing books, what is the difference between that and those sour people?
So, we have to practice Taoism!
As for Taoism, you don't want the strongest, but you just want to kill the opponent.
After all, it turns out that if you beat them up before reasoning, they can listen to our reasoning more seriously.
If he really doesn't listen, he'll listen when he's about to be killed.
Therefore, the truth is that if you take it apart, add a head next to the walk, and add a li next to the word king. Going ahead means he won't listen to you if you don't kick him in the head first.
If you don't fight, he treats you as a king deep down in his heart, and he won't obey your reasoning.
So, let’s talk about the truth after we beat it, and talk about it after we’re convinced!
Do you understand? "
"Understood!" All around shouted in unison.
Yi Zheng covered his ears and his eyes were straight. He swears that when he is so old, this is the first time he has heard people explain the word "truth" so thoroughly!
Yi Zheng fully agrees with this statement.
It's like when someone on Earth said, "The truth is within the range of a cannon."
There is also an old saying: "The fist is the last word."
To put it bluntly, if you can't keep up with your strength, you go to reason with people?
Eighty percent of them are going to be beaten.
Dogs will not listen to the reasoning of the weak.
The robber theory of the strong should be regarded as the truth by the other party.
This is the essence of the **** truth!
Yi Zheng suddenly felt that this sect seemed to be pretty good, at least to his taste!
"Okay, the core is over, Zi Zhuang, you will take good care of your junior disciple rabbit in the future.
It's okay to take him out to travel thousands of miles and understand the truth of this world.
Well, UU reading www.uukanshu.com is gone! After Kong Ni finished speaking, he waved his big hand and left with the knife in his hand. From a distance, Yi Zheng heard him muttering: "Hurry up, the firewood in the backyard hasn't been chopped yet..."
Yi Zheng was at a loss for a while: "The dignified sect is carrying the handle, but he still has to chop wood by himself?"
Hearing Yi Zheng's muttering, Zi Zhuang smiled and said: "Our sect, no one serves anyone, and we have to make things for cooking and cooking by ourselves. The points system. Then the sect allocates resources according to the points...
Big bosses are no exception.
So, the big bosses have to do something every once in a while.
Moreover, it is stipulated in the sect that mana cannot be used, so many things are very time-consuming.
But you don't have to worry, you are a new disciple with very little life. "
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