No one really thinks I'm stupid, right?

Chapter 2 The Emotionless Killer

The killer was a little confused.

I am a killer without emotions, how dare you treat me like this?

But the young man in front of him is the target of the mission. Killing him will get a bounty of hundreds of millions.

"Hehe, I am finally going to be rich!"

"Don't talk, it will be troublesome if the idiots at the door find you, come in."

Lin Bei hooked his finger at him.

The killer jumped and jumped into the house lightly.

He looked around and found that Lin Bei was the only one, and he couldn't help but feel happy.

The mission was too easy to complete, right?

Swish! ✬

He took out a silver dagger.

"Today I will let you die clearly. I am the killer ranked 562nd on the Killer Alliance's list. Someone is offering 300 million for your life."

"Huh? Do you want to play the game of police and gangsters? I have a gun, don't move!"

Lin Bei saw him holding a knife, and couldn't help but feel happy, picked up the water gun and aimed at the killer.

The killer heard that there was a gun and thought it was a trick.

But it turned out to be a plastic water gun.

The corners of his mouth could not help but curl up.

"Humph, it seems that the young master of the Lin family is a fool, go to hell!"

[Ding! System enhancement, the water gun becomes a recoilless, unlimited water, high-pressure water gun. ]

When the killer pounced, the system voice came.

Lin Bei pulled the trigger.

‘biubiubiu~~’

A strong water column sprayed out and shot at the killer's chest.

Ah! ! —— Bang!

The killer was sprayed against the wall, screamed in pain, slowly slid down, and was soaked like a drowned chicken.

"Squeak squeak squeak..."

Lin Bei was very happy, and he made a sound with his mouth, and squeaked violently with the water gun.

The killer kept rolling on the ground.

Like a loach falling into a frying pan.

Extremely embarrassed.

What the hell is going on?

Is the plastic water gun so powerful?

"Stop it... Stop spitting at me..."

"Hehehehe."

Lin Bei laughed GeiGeiGei and kept shooting water guns.

Until footsteps were heard outside.

It was obviously the movement in the house that alarmed the bodyguards.

"Master Lin, are you okay? What's the noise in the house?" The bodyguard shouted worriedly at the door.

[Ding! Host, please ask the bodyguards to come in and catch this killer! ! ! ]

"I'm fine, I'm playing with water guns, you don't have to worry about it."

Lin Bei said directly.

[System:........]

The bodyguards were relieved.

"Master, it's getting late, you should rest early, it will help you recover from your illness."

"I'm not sick, you are sick! Idiot!"

Lin Bei cursed and ignored them.

"Eh? Where is he?"

When he came to his senses again, he found that the killer on the ground had disappeared.

I guess he took the opportunity to escape somewhere...

[Ding! The system detected that the killer hid in the bathtub. Host... Forget it, do whatever you want. 】

Lin Bei heard that this was a game of hide-and-seek with him.

He was even happier.

He ran into the bathroom with a water gun.

At this time, the killer was wet all over, lying flat in the big bathtub like a corpse.

Because he had just alarmed the bodyguard, he was almost scared to death...

If he was found.

He would probably die without a complete body!

And what is Lin Bei's water gun? It's so powerful? ? ?

The killer decided to lie here for a while.

When they relax their vigilance, he will go out to kill and escape.

But he was thinking about it.

Suddenly, a water gun muzzle appeared on his forehead.

Lin Bei's sinister little face appeared above the bathtub.

".....GeiGeiGeiGei, your hiding place is not good, your hide-and-seek skills are too poor."

".........." The killer was completely stunned.

I'm fucking.....

Who is playing hide-and-seek with you? ? ?

"I squeak! I squeak!"

Lin Bei has already pulled the trigger on the water gun, and the high-pressure water gun immediately pressed the killer so hard that he couldn't get up, and he kept rolling in the bathtub.

And the water level in the large bathtub kept rising, and it was about to be filled.

As soon as the killer showed his head, he was squeaked down by Lin Bei.

He showed his head again, and was squeaked down again.

He showed his head again, and was squeaked down again.....

This cycle repeats many times.

The killer already regretted hiding in this place.

"Puff! Cough! Cough cough! Gululululululululu!"

The killer kept struggling and was about to drown.

"Help...Help! Someone save me!"

The killer has already started shouting for help.

Even if he is caught, he still has a chance to escape, which is better than drowning in the bathtub.

This time, the bodyguards outside heard the noise.

He didn't bother to ask, and rushed into the house.

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

"I'm fine, I'm fine."

Lin Bei said.

But the killer was about to collapse, the young man in front of him was simply a devil.

"I'm not fine! Come here quickly, I'm the killer, I'm here!!!"

The bodyguard rushed into the bathroom.

It was full of water.

A man in black was struggling in the bathtub and was almost exhausted.

Lin Bei was holding a water gun.

It sprayed from time to time.

"biu~biubiu~~"

But after the bodyguard came in, the system-enhanced water gun had become ineffective and turned into an ordinary toy water gun.

But the killer was already scared out of his wits, and he dodged repeatedly when he saw Lin Bei triggering the water gun.

"This..."

The bodyguards were stunned.

What was going on? ? ?

"Quick, catch the killer first!"

I don't know who shouted, everyone reacted, rushed forward and held the killer firmly.

Lin Bei took the toy water gun and hit the killer's face twice.

"You are arrested!"

"biu~biubiu~~"

.........

The next morning.

Five or six pretty maids helped Lin Bei get up.

Lin Bei soaked in the big pool, some washed his hair, some washed his face, and some brushed his teeth.

"Master, rinse your mouth."

"Gulululululu... Guldong! Hiccup~~"

Lin Bei swallowed it.

In the luxurious living room outside, Lin Xiangdong was watching a 100-inch TV.

There were several reports from the city on it.

"Shock! A villager in Xingfu Village raised more than two tons of pigs and won the title of Pig King in the city."

"A tiger in Jiangdong Zoo mutated and became brutal. It bit the keeper to death and fled. Please be careful."

"The latest news from our station is that a student from Jiangdong University fell from the 30th floor and unexpectedly awakened his superpowers. He was unharmed after landing..."

"The tour group disappeared in the forest and was suspected to have been attacked by wild beasts..."

Snap.

Before the report was finished, the TV screen suddenly flashed.

A pink piglet appeared on it, jumping in the mud.

"I want to watch Peppa Pig."

Lin Bei took the remote control, sat cross-legged on the sofa, and began to tap his feet with one hand.

Lin Xiangdong was helpless.

He already knew about the killer's infiltration last night.

But he was secretly glad in his heart.

Fortunately, the killer was a fool.

I almost drowned in the bathtub...

"Son, dad will take you somewhere later."