No one really thinks I'm stupid, right?

Chapter 71: Drink more hot water

In the lounge.

Lin Bei and Li Muxue were sitting on the sofa, each holding a lollipop in his mouth and playing games with a game controller.

I was playing Contra, and I was as fierce as a tiger in one operation, and I looked at the stick in place.

"You're such a noob, why don't you move forward?" Lin Bei said in disgust.

"I...I've never played games before."

Li Muxue's pretty face turned red, quite embarrassed.

She really has no gaming talent.

Mainly I wanted to play with Lin Bei for a while.

at this time. ✦✦

Huang Kai didn't know what he was thinking about, so he came over and asked.

"Hey, tell me... are Zhang Xiaoman and I a good match?"

"You? Are you worthy?"

Lin Bei glanced at him.

Huang Kai nodded repeatedly, "Of course she's worthy. I've already decided to pursue her. Brother, I'm not joking this time, I'm serious."

"Oh... I might as well have let the monster kill her then."

Lin Bei thought for a while and said.

"No, Chief Lin, you can't say that to me!"

Of course Huang Kai was very unhappy and continued: "I will definitely be good to Xiaoman. I am willing to sacrifice everything and give her my best. Then she will be moved by me, right?"

Li Muxue shook her head quickly and said: "No, promise me, never be a licker. You can only impress yourself and be despised by others. If you try to be good to her at all costs, she will only slowly move away from you and will never be able to catch you." Girls, if you love someone, you can humble yourself into the dust, but no one will like someone who is in the dust.”

"Eh? That makes sense!!"

Huang Kai's eyes sparkle, she is worthy of being a national goddess, a former big star, and her emotional intelligence is still very high...

"Then tell me, how should I chase girls?"

"Emmm... Girls all lack a sense of security. Just give her a sense of security."

Li Muxue said and glanced at Lin Bei subconsciously.

beside him.

It feels so safe...

Learning is useless. Learning is useless.

Huang Kai found that he really had no experience in love and needed to study hard.

He looked at Lin Bei.

We know that he is a top rich second generation, and he used to be surrounded by beautiful women.

Definitely a master at picking up girls.

"Hey, hey, sir, how did you chase girls before? Can you teach me two tricks?"

“Chasing girls???”

Lin Bei rolled his eyes and thought this question was very strange. Do you still need to chase after that thing?

but.

He seemed to have thought of something.

"Oh, yes, I remembered it, just tell them...drink more hot water."

"puff!"

Huang Kai almost vomited blood. Seeing that he hesitated for a long time, what did he think he would say?

Drink more hot water?

Isn’t that what a straight man says?

If you say that, you will easily be disliked by girls.

It seems that Chief Lin's current brain circuit... is really not suitable for chasing girls.

"Forget it, telling people to drink more hot water will definitely not work."

"Why doesn't it work? This officer tells you that drinking more hot water can cure all diseases, whether it's a cold, a fever, or a headache. Just give her 10 million and tell her to buy some hot water to drink, and I guarantee that nothing will happen to her. ”

Lin Bei said naturally.

this.....

Huang Kai and Li Muxue were both speechless.

This method is quite invincible to ordinary girls.

But it seems to have little to do with hot water...

Lin Bei's method is indeed simple and crude. A master is still a master!

What a pity.

Huang Kai can't learn...

never mind.

Think of something else.

While Huang Kai was thinking about it, his cell phone suddenly rang.

He took it out and took a look.

His eyes suddenly widened and almost fell out of his eyes.

His face soon became filled with surprise.

"It's Xiaoman! She asked me if I had time and wanted to take the initiative to ask me out, hahahaha."

"oh?"

Lin Bei and the two raised their eyebrows. Zhang Xiaoman took the initiative to ask him out... This was indeed quite strange.

"I don't have time to tell you, brother is really going to be single this time! Just wait for the news of my victory, hahahahaha, bye."

Huang Kai ran out of the room in a hurry.

...........

at this time. ✦✦

Camp command center.

Xu Jianguo and others looked worried.

Because I just received news from the monitoring station, it is said that traces of S-class mutant monsters were found around the camp.

It's a pit bull with three heads.

Personnel at six monitoring stations said they all saw it.

That terrifying mutant monster.

Like a little calf.

He kept wandering around, and although he didn't launch an attack, he was always watching with eager eyes, and there was an aura of danger everywhere.

It made people nervous.

The soldiers no longer dare to go out on patrol...

"How come there are S-class mutants here?"

Zhang Hongda frowned.

Because this camp is not at the core of the battlefield, it is just on the edge, a small place.

A-level mutant monsters are usually rare.

Today, S-class appeared...

"I don't know, and it's still a dog. How did it rise to S level? What did it eat???"

Xu Jianguo was also puzzled.

Zhang Hongda thought for a while.

"Fortunately, it's just a dog. It's not very powerful in combat. It's probably the weakest among the S-class. I think... it's better for me to kill it."

"this....."

Xu Jianguo thought for a moment.

I feel that this matter is a bit strange.

But there must be a solution for the S-level mutants wandering around.

As the saying goes, you don't have to worry about thieves stealing.

You have to worry about thieves thinking about it.....

The S-level mutants are watching outside, which is really stressful. Instead of passively defending, it is better to take the initiative.

"Okay then."

Xu Jianguo nodded, "I'll let the two captains, Long Fei and Xu Lan, go with you, there should be no problem."

"Well..."

Zhang Hongda nodded.

In the camp, he is not the only one with S-level strength.

But other personnel have their own tasks.

Zhang Hongda is S-level, plus Long Fei, Xu Lan, two A-level assistants, it can be said that destroying an S-level pit bull is foolproof.

"Without further delay, we will set off now. You stay here to observe the movements of the mutants and inform me of its location at any time."

Zhang Hongda stood up and said.

"Okay, no problem."

Xu Jianguo nodded, and finally reminded him, "A lion will fight a rabbit with all its strength. You must be more careful and don't be careless."

"Don't worry."

Zhang Hongda grinned.

He thought about it.

Since Commander Xu told him not to be careless, why not...just call Lin Bei?

This is absolutely safe.

The main thing is that it is not easy to encounter an S-level mutant monster. This pit bull is definitely in Lin Bei's "recipe". Its soul crystal may have some effect on Lin Bei.

Although it is only a tiny bit, it is better than nothing.....

So.

Zhang Hongda went to call Lin Bei.

And Lin Bei quickly agreed, mainly because...he didn't want to play games with Li Muxue. She was too bad, so bad that she couldn't even take her with her!

In addition, Lin Bei was also very curious about what a dog with three heads looked like?

......

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