Non-famous Actor

The lid of the pot was gently removed, and there was a piece of steak on the plate, with a knife and fork on both sides, um, there was a bottle of red wine in front of the plate!

At this time, a big hand suddenly appeared in the camera, holding a small white pill with two fingers, and was stuffing the pill into the beef.

"It's not fair, guys!

Because I have been rubbed back and forth on the floor twice by that big guy O'Neal, and you still want me to seduce the tiger? "

"If you want me to say, we might as well have a burden scissors hammer, whoever loses, who will send the meat to the tiger?"

"But I think that this matter should be left to Alan, after all, he is Doug's dear brother-in-law."

The camera zoomed out and took a medium shot. Nicolas Cage, who "missed" one front tooth, was suggesting this to Tom Cruise who was sitting next to him.

"Hey... Alan, why did you sprinkle pepper on the steak? You know, tigers don't like this!"

"No, Tiger likes it!" Russell Crowe said seriously.

"how do you know?"

"Because I've seen Tiger Woods gobble up his steak in a restaurant with such a slathering layer of pepper, um, and cinnamon."

...

"OK, it's over, the next scene!"

...

"Action!"

"jingle bells, jingle bells..."

Nicolas Cage, who is missing a front tooth, is playing the piano, and standing on top of the piano is the white chicken.

"Tiger, tiger, eat your steak!"

"When the steak is done, you're going to go to dreamland."

"In the wonderful dreamland, you will also meet a pure and lovely tigress, that tigress has long legs, just like Angelina Jolie."

I don't know if Nicolas Cage's singing played a role. At this moment, the tiger in the bathroom actually swallowed the drugged steak, and then passed out.

………

After 9 days of running-in, Nicolas Cage, Russell Crowe, and Tom Cruise started filming, becoming more and more in harmony with each other.

In some scenes, there is no need to communicate in advance. During the official shooting, it is just a look, and the other two can immediately receive the signal and make a [correct] response.

After all, everyone is a superstar figure in the Hollywood film and television industry, so there is still some temporary acting ability for this.

However, when watching their playful performance, the two brothers standing at the shooting scene were not calm.

"Shaq, I'm a little scared, more scared than I am when I dunk on the head of the god of basketball, Michael Jordan!"

"Kobe, to be honest, man, I fucking regret it now, because when I acted in other film crews, the director gave me a thick stack of scripts.

But what about director Sun Hao? "

The hard-working Shark O'Neill raised the note in his hand at this moment.

"Kobe, did you see that?

The assistant director just gave me 25 words, and there are only 25 words in total.

Playing the piano, singing, and questioning why the three cowards stole the buddy's tiger?

Um... and, one punch that knocked Russell Crowe to the floor, and I sat on his waist, and you dragged him by the legs and ran around the living room. "

Oh ah…

Hearing that the scene that will be filmed next has such a plot, Kobe Bryant was so surprised that he couldn't speak for a while.

Grandma has a leg, Sun Hao, do you know how much O'Neill weighs?

It is 147 kg!

Such a heavy person is riding on Russell Crowe, and he can't just crush him out of the shit, let alone let himself drag him away.

Just as I was thinking, someone came over.

"Hello O'Neal, hello Kobe, I'm Li Yu, the executive assistant director of the movie "The Hangover", and I'm entrusted by director Sun Hao to ask you two things."

"Okay, please tell me!"

Although the thin guy in front of him was only 1.6 meters tall, and O'Neill estimated that he could seriously injure him with a single slap, he still maintained due courtesy and respect for him.

Because this guy is the man of his own idol director Sun Hao.

"One, two, have you never acted before?"

"Yes!"

"Of course, "The Hangover" is my first novel."

"Second, in the next performance, do you choose to play freely? Or let the staff on the scene give you a demonstration first, and then you will imitate it?"

"Uh... what do you mean?"

Kobe Bryant shook his head, expressing that he did not understand.

"Free play means that, like Russell Crowe, Tom Cruise, and Nicolas Cage, you can act however you want according to the plot and requirements set by the director, as long as you don't jump out of this circle.

And let the staff do a demonstration for you, this is simple, that is, the people of our crew, according to the plot set by the director, first perform it once for the two of you to watch, and then you will imitate it..."

"Be a demonstration!"

"Be sure to set an example!"

Before Li Yu finished speaking, Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal made the same choice.

"OK, all right!"

Seeing that the two brothers were so straightforward, Li Yu nodded.

"Since the two of you choose to let the staff do the demonstration, let me first talk about the service standards:

One, $100 per minute, the staff just walk around.

Two, 200 US dollars per minute, the staff will also add lines while demonstrating the position.

Three, 300 US dollars per minute, the staff not only demonstrates the positions and lines, but also designs a little plot according to the director's intention.

For example, when the two threaten Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe and others, they can perform a classic Bruce Lee move.

Four, $1,000 per minute, hehe, this one is more powerful, it is made by..."

"etc!"

Shark O'Neill, who felt something was wrong, slapped Li Yu's shoulder with a slap.

"Wait, assistant director, what did you mean by what you just said?"

"Shaq, Kobe, what we mean is that the crew can demonstrate for the two of you, but for every minute you do, you have to pay the corresponding labor remuneration."

puff…

Hearing this, the big shark O'Neill almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Is this still the crew of my idol Sun Hao?

Teach the actors in the crew how to charge for acting, and the fees are so high. If the service is better, the price per minute will exceed 1,000 US dollars? !

Wasted every movie Sun Hao made before, and went to the cinema to support him without hesitation? !

"Hey, buddy, let's go!

No matter how I feel, the crew of "The Hangover" is like a black shop. "

Kobe Bryant abducted Shaquille O'Neal with his arm and lowered his voice.

"Where are you going?

We have signed a contract. If you dare to breach the contract, just that old hooligan Harvey Weinstein in Hollywood can find a lawyer and sue the two of us to death. "

Shark O'Neill is a sensible person, and he immediately pointed out the problem.

"Hey, assistant director, we choose a service of 300 US dollars per minute, please hurry up and ask the staff to arrange it!"

"Well... Actually, if you have money, you can choose a service that costs $1,000 per minute."

"Stop rambling now.

It's our business that we have money, and it has nothing to do with your crew. "

At this time, Kobe Bryant was a little angry, waved his hand, and signaled for the next work to continue.