Non-famous Actor

In the previous life, watching a movie was just watching the fun, seeing if the plot was wow, seeing if the heroine was pretty, and by the way scolding the director for being a fool, the heroine’s clothes were pulled a little below her shoulders, and she dared to publicize that this was unprecedented. large scale...

But after being engaged in this industry in this life, Sun Hao has a deeper understanding. Dancing in shackles and handcuffs is really not that fun.

Since Sun Hao had handed over the script of "Scent of Ghosts and Gods" long ago, the film authorities have focused on the erotic scenes. If you dare to shoot according to the script, we dare to force you to cut it. I won't let you show up!

Ever since, in this extremely difficult situation, Sun Hao thought of his idol Hitchcock...

In 1930, Hollywood released the "Hayes Code", which stipulated that slightly exciting scenes between men and women could not be filmed, so the very rebellious director Hitchcock began to work crazily.

In "North by Northwest", Fatty Lao Xi had a kiss between the hero and the heroine, and then the camera turned, and it was a montage of the train entering the cave!

In "To Catch a Thief", the hero and heroine are teasing each other on the sofa and kissing passionately, but the next picture can't be done properly, so Hitchcock took the camera to the crazy fireworks sprayed outside the window, and the picture turned again , the hostess has already fallen into a deep sleep.

In "Doctor Edward", the heroine went to the door of the hero, and after the two complained to each other and hugged each other, the next scene still couldn't be shot. So Hitchcock made a quadruple door, one door after another hinting at the camera, what the door represents, we don't say, let's just think about it.

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With the bold demonstration of the seniors, as a junior, Sun Hao naturally radiated his imagination on the shooting scene.

The scene where Wen Zhang plays with a pistol can't be filmed, why? When the camera turns, a big greasy mouth is frantically masturbating skewers, one after another, if the speed is faster, maybe sparks will come out.

The scene where Yang Qing rides up and down on the little black fat man can't be filmed, why? When the camera turns, it is the fountain in the pool, sometimes spraying high, sometimes spraying low, and the last one sprayed directly into the sky!

What should I do if the shots of Han Yu Luo Qu talking on the kang cannot be filmed? As soon as the camera turned, Luo Gu, who was wearing a waistcoat, was pushing a unicycle, trying to squeeze into a narrow doorway, push in, come out, push in, come out again... Tired, panting and sweating profusely.

"Hahaha…"

With such a fun shot, the students were crazy about it. We are all adults and know everything we need to know!

Even the youngest Liu Yifei was trembling with laughter, thinking that she should have received a lot of pre-life education in the United States.

The students were happy, but the people in the film management department were a little confused!

What's the matter?

There is no precedent for the establishment of the film management department for so many years, which can be used as a reference and demonstration!

You said that the content of Sun Hao's filming violated the regulations, but there is really no such thing, all the shots are very normal.

Are you saying that the lens is not against the rules?

But it always looks so uncomfortable.

In this way, in the interweaving of joy and sorrow, time passed day by day.

Soon, January 27, 2003 came.

This afternoon, on the campus of the Central Academy of Drama, the crew of "Scent of Ghosts and Gods" finally ushered in its finale...

"Luo Qu..."

"Teacher Sun, what do you think?"

"Last night, I asked you to study Liang Chaowei's eyes. How is the study going? Especially his peachy eyes when he discharges electricity in front of the camera..."

"It's okay!" Luo Gu was very confident.

"Korean cod..."

"Here, Mr. Sun." In the cold weather, Han Yu, who was holding a cup of hot ginger tea in the white snow, came to Sun Hao charmingly.

Unexpectedly, Sun Hao was extremely fast, and stretched out his hand. In an instant, Han Ling held the cup of hot ginger tea in Sun Hao's hands.

Han Ling was taken aback for a moment, then blushed.

"Ms. Sun, what are you doing? I only drink this when my relatives come. There is brown sugar in it."

Sun Hao didn't change his face, and shook the teacup in his hand.

"Han Ling, remember?

When Yang Shuo rushed to you to tease you, your first reaction should be the moment I snatched your teacup away. "

"Oh..." Han Ling blushed even more.

"Oh, Mr. Sun, I see. You mean that I'm in a dazed state?"

"Of course.

A boy holds a household registration book in his left hand and a ring in his right, and when he comes up, he tells you, let's get married, and anyone else will be confused! "

Speaking of this, Sun Hao, standing at the entrance of the teaching building of the Central Academy of Drama, clapped his hands.

"Papa papa..."

"We have everything, this scene is the last scene of our movie, just fight for one and pass.

After the filming is finished, everyone can have a holiday. The crew will gather at the Yinghuang Junjing Hotel on Hong Kong Island on February 6th, the sixth day of the lunar calendar. The movie "Joker" will officially start shooting on February 7th.

02 means that the students in this class can go home after today’s holiday, or bring their parents, brothers and sisters to the capital for the Spring Festival. July 17th! "

"Got it, director!" Everyone said in unison.

"Mr. Sun, is there a dinner party for the crew tonight?" At this moment, a very abrupt voice sounded.

"There is no dinner party, and 500 yuan per person will be used as the travel expenses for you to go home. Of course, if someone thinks that the 500 yuan travel expenses will never be used up, then you can also use this money to get together in private. , I have no objection.

However, after drinking, you are not allowed to go to the hotel, no matter if you are with the opposite sex or the same sex, you are not allowed to go. The Spring Festival is approaching, and the capital will crack down! "

"Ha ha…"

Everyone laughed.

Scanning the audience, seeing that everyone was fine, Sun Hao nodded to Wu Xie who had been waiting by his side.

"Action!"

Black Martin boots, blue jeans, white knee down jacket...

Dressed up like this, Han Ling was standing in front of the teaching building. Several familiar classmates came in and out, saw her and waved to her, but Han Ling just nodded.

But when she was looking around, a fierce man in a black down jacket rushed over from the side anxiously, walked up to Han Ling, without saying a word, brightened the household registration book in his left hand, and shook the account book in his right hand. A small red box.

"Beauty classmate, although I don't know your name, I have been paying attention to you for a long time, and your beauty makes me fascinated.

So I decided to marry you in this life and love you!

Come, come with me! "

Hearing the crazy words of the man in front of him, Han Ling was stunned, his eyes widened, he took a step back, and cursed:

"Who are you? Are you crazy? I've never seen you before, and you want to marry me..."

But before Han Ling finished speaking, the hunk stuffed the small red box into the pocket of her white down jacket, grabbed her hand and dragged it outside.

"Hey..., beautiful girl, let me tell you a secret, the one who looks at the door is my second uncle, when he was courting my second aunt, he was so straightforward, he carried the female students from the school home and got married!

Uh... who are you, don't you know that good dogs don't get in the way? "

At this time, someone blocked the way of the fierce man.

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