Non-famous Actor

"Ms. Sun, Bai Xue looked at my butt?"

"Teacher Sun, I swear to the lamp, I didn't!"

"Bai Xue, you have, did you just say it was true?"

"Lei Zi, I mean you are really white, but I'm talking about your face and your hands."

"Bai Xue, you fart, you were clearly muttering just now, hey, why is there a mole on Lei Zi's left butt?"

"Lei Zi, don't be bloody, under Teacher Sun's careful teaching, I am a very professional actor.

Regarding this scene, Song Mingxi got drunk and was thrown on the bed by the morning glory played by you. Since I was already drunk, how could I look at your ass? "

"That's right, Bai Xue, that's exactly the question I want to ask you. Since you're already drunk, why do you know that I have a mole on my left butt?"

...

Just after Sun Hao announced the end of work, he walked out of the small hotel, Lei Jiayin and Bai Xue, the Huanxi friends, came out, quarreling fiercely, and even brought the lawsuit to him.

Faced with this "difficult" situation, Sun Hao was really speechless.

Bai Xue, you said you peeked, so you peeked. Anyway, the camera didn't take pictures of you peeking, but why do you say it to show off?

However, Sun Hao's focus was not on this place, because he saw a fat man with a skewer in his mouth standing across the road.

"Thunder..."

"Um?"

"Have you already got your driver's license?"

"Oh yes!"

Lei Jiayin, who felt that she had been wronged, did not expect the head teacher to ask such a wild question.

Teacher Sun, haven't you made the decision for me yet? !

But before Lei Jiayin could say the next thing, he saw a bunch of keys flying towards him.

"Lei Zi, today your sister Jin is busy and didn't come, here are the car keys, you can drive that Mercedes-Benz G500 away, just put it in the garage.

Well, there is also Bai Xue, you get in the car too.

On the way back, you guys should negotiate carefully. How should this matter be resolved? "

"Uh, no, Teacher Sun, I really didn't see Lei Zi..."

Standing at the entrance of the small hotel, Bai Xue wanted to explain to Sun Hao, Teacher Sun, you have to believe that I am innocent, but before she finished speaking, she saw the class teacher Sun Hao walking towards the barbecue stall across the road.

………

40 skewers of mutton, 20 skewers of pork belly, 15 skewers of kidney, 15 skewers of lamb, 8 skewers of tomato, 4 skewers of leeks...

Well, there are two more cases of Snow Beer!

This is the second time that Sun Hao and Fatty met for the food lineup, and it can't be said that it is not strong.

But Wang Jiangang, Sun Yeyin, Li Long, Geng Fuqing and others were scattered around. Although everyone sat down and ate barbecue, their eyes were not relaxing for a moment to observe the coming and going crowd.

"On June 4th, at the intersection of Zhongshan Road and Wuhu Road in Jinling, a Toyota Camry rolled over and caught fire. A Chinese driver and three Japanese tourists were all burned to death. This... is your handwriting. Bar?"

"no!"

The chubby fat man is trying his best to deal with the sheep treasure. After eating a sheep treasure, he can drink a sip of beer, feeling happy.

"At that time, the police had come to a conclusion, saying that the Camry was driving too fast. The driver saw a dirt truck speeding towards them, so he turned the steering wheel quickly, which caused the car to roll over. The oil line was cut off, and then there was an explosion."

"hehe…"

Sun Hao picked up a glass of beer, gestured to the fat man with a smile, then raised his head, and took a look at it.

"Jinling, Xuanwu Lake

On June 17th, Ms. Tanaka Xiaoxingzi, the vice president of the Japanese Chamber of Commerce in Jinling, was standing by the lake and chatting happily with Xu Shengen, the vice president of a publishing house from Shanghai, when suddenly a vicious dog rushed over from a distance , The vicious dog knocked the two into the lake.

As a result, both of them drowned and died. Excuse me, is this also your handwriting? "

"no!

At that time, the police came to a conclusion, saying that there were two wild dogs near Xuanwu Lake, one male and one female, who were laughing on the side of the road. Unexpectedly, when the two parties were most interested, they were opened by a careless boy with a stick. up.

The female dog ran away at that time, probably because she was ashamed to see people; but the male dog went crazy, first bit the unconscious boy, and then rushed towards the lake, thinking that he was going to commit suicide. on the two people who were chatting by the lake.

Then, tragedy struck..."

The chubby fat man is really awesome, even if he is talking with his mouth, it doesn't affect his speed of eating barbecue at all. In the blink of an eye, the sheep treasure was eliminated, and now it is replaced by roasted kidneys.

But Sun Hao didn't have much appetite, he just picked up a piece of roasted pork belly, and slowly licked it bit by bit!

"Xu Bin, the principal of Jinling Waguo International School, is from Huizhou, 32 years old. He studied abroad in Waguo for 12 years, and only returned to apply for this school last year.

It is said that just for the annual salary alone, he earns 200,000 RMB per year, but it is such a young talent, but he can't think about it. On June 24th, he was bumped to death in Ming Xiaoling Tomb... Well, this seems to be the case Your handwriting, right? "

"no!

At that time, the police came to the conclusion that this Xu Bin committed suicide completely, and the reason why he went to a dead end was because of a serious setback in his relationship. He fell in love with Li Bingbing, a popular film and television star.

It is said that this kid wrote such a thick pile of love letters to Li Bingbing, but it turned out to be useless, and Li Bingbing didn't even bother to talk to her.

Ever since, he couldn't think about it, so he bumped into Ming Xiaoling and died. "

"Ha ha…"

Sun Hao laughed.

After laughing, he knocked on the table with his hand and said: "But these people all have one thing in common, that is, two days before their accident, they stopped the car of you and Mr. Zhang Chunru, and even insulted you in public. It is said that you are tampering with history, fabricating rumors, and using the sad memories of the people of the country to achieve your name.

What's more, that young talent Xu Bin smashed your car glass with a brick?

This... how should I explain it? "

"Maybe it's a coincidence?"

The chubby fat man spoke lightly, and after finishing speaking, he took the initiative to touch Sun Hao with his wine glass, and then drank it down in one gulp.

But Sun Hao didn't drink, but put down his glass.

"Actually, sometimes, people suffer more while alive than dead. Based on this, I generally don't advocate killing.

Therefore, let's start with the ugly words, if you want to follow me in the future, then you must listen to me, and you can do what I tell you to do; if you can't do it, you can ask Yu Qing to return to her life now. "

"real?"

"certainly!"

Sun Hao smiled and made a gesture of please.

"Then you have to think about it..." The chubby fat man frowned, took out a napkin and wiped his mouth.

"If I go back now, I can assure you that no matter how capable you are, you will be able to make waves in the world's film and television circles, I'm afraid you will not be able to film and live in peace and stability in the future?"

"What does that matter?"

Sun Hao asked back with a smile.

"The big deal is that I will take a break from acting in the future and move to live abroad. Anyway, I don't need any money now."