Non-famous Actor

"OK, it's over!"

"OK, it's over!"

"OK, it's over!"

...

Throughout the morning, a total of six scenes were filmed, and in each scene, the chubby fat man just passed by one piece, which successfully aroused the interest of many people.

lunch time

The talents of the "Crazy Racing" crew sat in the Xiazhuang Farmhouse Hotel not far from [Fahai Temple], and many people surrounded Time Bright.

"Fat brother, tell me!

You are a non-professional actor, why can you be so awesome? "

"Brother Fat, tell me the truth, have you ever studied acting before?"

"Brother Fat, just now Bao Qiang said that you took expired aphrodisiacs before the performance, I just want to ask what kind of expired aphrodisiacs have such a domineering effect?"

"Brother Fat, tell me, tell me, what did the director do when he took you to the funeral parlor in Xihuangbu yesterday afternoon? It made you suddenly enlightened."

...

In the past, he walked alone in the rivers and lakes, but now he is in the crew, like the stars are holding the moon, which makes the chubby fat man feel good.

Sitting at the round table, when the cold dish was served, he picked up the chopsticks, took a piece of Liuting pig's trotter, chewed it in his mouth, and said in a humming voice:

"Yesterday afternoon, the director took me to experience life."

"We all know this, Fat Brother, you continue to talk about it." At this time, even the director Ning Hao squeezed over curiously.

"For the few scenes this morning, the director was afraid that I would not be able to perform well, so he performed it for me on the spot at the sales area of ​​the Memorial Hall Cemetery in Xihuangbu Funeral Home, and asked me to imitate it repeatedly."

"Oh... is that so?" Jiu Kong from Taipei seemed to understand a little bit.

But the others all asked questions: "Brother Fat, isn't that right?"

"In the past, when filming movies and TV series, we often asked the director to perform a scene and then imitate it. But why can't we achieve the performance you have today?"

"Yes, yes, fat brother, don't hide your secrets, and share with us a little experience." Huang Bo was a little impatient.

Grandma has a leg.

This morning, my buddies almost missed the fat man's performance. If it wasn't for the director Sun Hao standing behind the camera and making a bully expression, the last line of the last scene in the morning, "Who said I have no money?" Did not speak out.

"Want to know?"

Seeing that everyone was in such an urgent mood, the chubby fat man took a mouthful of cold beef in his mouth leisurely.

"Think!" Everyone said.

At this time, there were even more people around Fatty.

Huang Bo, Huang Xiaoming, Wang Shuangbao, Ba Duo, Wang Baoqiang, Ning Hao, Jiu Kong, Rong Xiang, Gao Jie, Chen Hao... and even Zhao Yanzi who was temporarily changed roles at noon today.

"Well..., I can tell you what I learned yesterday, and I can also tell you how the director taught me how to learn acting.

But, in order to deepen your learning and memory, I decided to charge you tuition fees, not much, ten yuan per person, if you want to learn, put the money on the table. "

Damn...

This fat man is generous!

He even thought of going to the set to collect money.

But the slander is the slander, and the complaints are the complaints. Everyone still took out ten yuan from their pockets and slapped it on the table very honestly.

No way, who made this guy someone close to Sun Hao? !

In less than a minute, there were more than twenty bills of ten yuan on the table, which made the fat man very happy. After counting some money, he counted the heads around him, and then he took out three bills from his pocket. One hundred yuan bills were placed on top of the money.

"waiter…"

"Coming!"

"This is 540 yuan in cash, you can help me buy 540 yuan of water, send it to the fellow villagers in the small square in front of Fahai Temple, tell them, say that the crew of "Crazy Racing" gave everyone a free drink .

I hope everyone will continue to work hard in the afternoon, and it will be the same as in the morning. We are filming and everyone keeps quiet. "

"Oh well!"

A film crew of more than 200 people will be filming here for three days, and the two working meals a day will be settled at the farmhouse. The waiters at the farmhouse will naturally be willing to help with such a small matter as buying water.

But before the spirited guy left, Ning Hao, who was standing in the middle of the crowd, slapped his head.

"I was wrong about this!

I should have remembered earlier to buy water for the villagers. Hey, that waiter, return the money to Fatty. I will ask the crew to pay you the money for the water. "

Well…

The waiter was stunned, and both of them rushed to pay. Who should I listen to?

But before he could figure it out, a fat hand snatched the money from him.

"If the director comes forward, I won't pretend to be a wolf with a big tail, so, brother, go buy water!"

As he said that, the chubby fat man put the stack of banknotes into his satchel.

Wang Baoqiang, who was beside Fatty, saw his actions and wanted to remind him, since the money is no longer needed to buy water, should you return the money to everyone?

But before the words came out, Wang Baoqiang's foot was stepped on by the fat man.

Hey, shit...

Feeling the pain, Wang Baoqiang stretched out his hand to push him, but found that no matter how hard he tried, the fat man sitting on the chair was still motionless.

"Let me tell you about how the director trained me yesterday.

By the way, at one o'clock in the afternoon, we arrived at the funeral home. In the sales area of ​​the cemetery and urns, the director performed the scene on the spot, and then he asked me to imitate it.

Imitate it twice, maybe the effect is not enough!

So the director found the staff who sold the urns and the cemetery, and spent 5,000 yuan to rent the sales area, and the rental period was from 2 pm to 12 midnight.

Then let me sell cemeteries, memorial tablets and urns on behalf of that staff member. "

"Fuck, is this really an experience of life?" Bardo swears.

"Then, what happened next?" Wang Shuangbao glared at his partner and asked for everyone.

"Later, I was able to sell cemeteries, memorial tablets and urns like a tongue.

As long as I meet a living person inside, regardless of whether there is any demand in this regard, I rush up to persuade, and the sales pitch is even more exciting than what is written in the movie script...

Auntie, looking at you is very energetic, do you have any needs for the cemetery?

You can see that housing prices have risen now, and cemeteries must also rise, so you might as well save two cemeteries if you save money at home. "

"Uh..., fat brother, are you really going to sell?" Rong Xiang, who was five-year-old and three-year-old, was speechless in surprise.

I thought director Sun Hao led him there just to teach and perform, but I didn't expect to actually sell the cemetery.

"Can you really sell it?"

The fat man who was cheerful just now, now has a bitter expression on his face.

"Because the rent of 5,000 yuan was taken out of my pocket, and the director also said that I should be responsible for my own profits and losses."

"Pfft, haha..."

For a moment, everyone laughed.

Not to mention, Director Sun Hao's method is really effective. With such a small trick, Fatty's unlimited potential has been stimulated.

It's no wonder that in the few scenes at noon today, no matter who is watching, this chubby fat man looks like a real cemetery seller.

Everyone was laughing, but there was one person who pushed the fat man grinning.

"Fat brother, take it easy, it hurts!"