Not Super Robot Wars at All

"Ah, really, idiot Shinji, just tell me if you don't want to show your phone to anyone!" Asuka shook his phone vigorously in front of Shinji's eyes. !"

The few culprits who took Shinji's mobile phone were not far away looking at the mighty and domineering Asuka shivering, and his face was very blue and purple. There was only half a day of class today on Saturday. It is now when school is over at noon. A group of people has become a scenic line in front of the school, but students passing by can't help but look at it.

"Suzahara-kun is not malicious, but the way of expressing kindness is too enthusiastic." Shinji replied weakly, reaching for his mobile phone, "It's Asuka-san, you are too...er..."

"Wait." Asuka suddenly retracted her outstretched arm, and Shinji grabbed it. "They laughed so disgustingly when they saw something on your phone? No, I have to check it."

"Huh?" Shinji panicked, "Well, isn't it good?"

"Why would you be scared if you didn't do anything wrong? You said that, right?" Asuka turned on Shinji's phone without anyone else, and entered the power-on password proficiently. "This folder called'Carrot Great God Sharing' was not viewed last time. Well, it was built a few days ago."

"That can't be opened!" Shinji suddenly had the courage to grab his mobile phone in a panic, but the herbivore, who had no power to hold a chicken, was Asuka's opponent and wasted effort in a few rounds.

""Yin Lei Niang is currently committing the final words, the fall of Lingoes", what is this? Huh, manga?" Asuka opened and read it, as she turned the page, her face turned blue and hair Red. After more than a minute, Asuka clenched her fist into the head of the boy next to her, "Idiot Shinji! Silly wolf! H!"

Shinji clasped his head skillfully and squatted defense while looking around idly. Suddenly, an inexplicable heart palpitations struck him, and he felt as though someone was watching him in a daze. Shinji turned his head abruptly, only to see the back of a man and a woman.

"Asuka-san, look at that green-haired back. Isn't that the beauty we saw last year?" Shinji pointed at the two people behind him and asked, "The two are very close. It turns out that she already has a man. Friends..."

"Are you an idiot, you know that you are staring at the beautiful woman with a squint!" Asuka's heart was upset, and there was another swearing meal. When she was finished, the figure was gone when she looked around again, "It doesn't matter, it's okay in the afternoon. It's okay to go shopping with me."

Shinji protested in a low voice, "I made an appointment with Suzuhara-kun and the others in the afternoon—"

"It's okay in the afternoon, it's okay to accompany me to buy things!" Asuka glared at him with her arms on her hips, "Do you need me to say it a third time?"

"Nothing in the afternoon. I will go shopping with you." Shinji lowered his head, and his voice was so small that he could hardly hear him.

After the two ate something casually, Shinji only followed Asuka behind him, and the two walked on the nearby pedestrian street.

Like all ordinary middle school students in the world, Shinji also watches anime, web articles, and harmony movies. He always felt that his life was particularly unreal. He suddenly received a notice to Hakone and said that he could see his father, but he didn't see him at all. Instead, he had a **** big sister living with him as a guardian. Soon after, another beautiful foreign student turned over to the class, and she became acquainted with him all at once.

"Except for the death of both parents, it's just like the protagonist of an online novel. Someone has to send Gundam." Shinji whispered to himself, "Fortunately, I don't want to drive Gundam at all."

Facts have proved that the girls' shopping ability is at full level, Shinji has gone sore back and her feet are numb, and Asuka is still alive and vigorous. But Shinji dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak. Asuka's angry look was terrible, and he shrugged. The two of them wandered like this until dinner time, and Shinji estimated that it was almost time for Misato to go home by herself.

"Um, Asuka-san..." Shinji raised his hand in horror, "Um, time, look..."

Suddenly behind him, there were bursts of exclamation from pedestrians, Shinji turned his head subconsciously, and saw a black car rushing towards them, and the last one slammed to a stop beside him. A brave long-haired beauty got out of the driver's seat and watched Shinji eagerly yelled, "I don't have time to explain, get in the car!"

"Miss Misato?" Shinji was blankly stunned, wondering why his guardian appeared here.

Before Misato could explain, another black car stopped by a few people. Two men in black got off the car. One of them said impatiently to Misato, "Captain Katsuragi, the commander's order is to take it away. There is no time. Explain to him."

"Who are you and what are you going to do?" Asuka alertly stopped Shinji, "Where are you going to take him? If you don't say it clearly, I'll call the police!"

The two men in black talked in a low voice, and one of them took out a pistol from the inside of his shirt and pointed it at Asuka: "You come here too."

The young girl who resisted hopelessness got into the black car helplessly. In the car, Miri explained to Shinji that she actually worked for a special organization called NERV. For example, the organization needs Shinji’s power now, for example, he can do it right away. I saw his dad, wait a minute.

"I thought of Amuro Ray." Shinji murmured unhappily, "I will never let me drive Gundam."

After dozens of minutes, after a series of complicated certifications, Shinji and Asuka entered the headquarters of NERV. Asuka was taken away and didn't know where she went, Misato led him to see a huge robot. The appearance of the robot is very strange. First of all, it is twice the size of an ordinary MS, which is more than 40 meters high. Secondly, the image is very different from that of the MS.

"This is the first EVANGELION machine. It is a decisive weapon based on the design left by the late adjuster's father, Dr. Aeolia." Misato pointed to the huge robot and explained to him, "This is us humans. The last trump card."

"Is this also father's job?" Shinji asked startledly.

"Yes." A familiar hoarse voice came from above, and Shinji couldn't help raising his head. The man who appeared there was the father he finally saw again after many years. "It's been a long time."

"dad……"

"Attack." The man didn't mean any reminiscence, he didn't even call his son's name, he just said the word indifferently.

"Shinji-kun, although I'm sorry for you, it's like this." Misato turned his face in shame, "The enemy has already determined that he is an apostle, and we have no other choice."

"Dad!" Shinji plucked up his last courage and looked at Ikogen Do. "Why are you calling me here?"

"In order for you to sit on this attack and fight the enemy." Commander Ikura replied naturally.

"Isn't it Dad that you said you don't need me? Isn't it ridiculous to say such things now?" Shinji shouted, pointing to himself, "Why me? Why am I?"

"Because others can't do it."

"I can't do it! How can I do it!" Shinji yelled angrily, "How can I open something that I have never seen or heard before?!"

"Go and listen to the instructions."

"I can't do it! I can't do it!"

"You have no choice." Commander Ikoji's icy gaze hit Shinji, giving him the illusion that he was chilling, "The hostage is in my hand."

"...Asuka-san?" Shinji suddenly remembered the one who had disappeared since entering NERV. He looked at the person next to him suspiciously, "Ms. Misato? Isn't it true?"

Katsuki Misato lowered her head guiltily, and dared not look into his eyes: "Shinji-kun, I'm sorry."

"My lord's approach is too despicable!" Shinji gritted his teeth for a while, murmured "Can't escape" in a low voice, and finally raised his head to look at Commander Ikura, "I'll go! I'll drive!"

Ikage Gentang didn't look at it any more, he returned to the combat command room blankly. On the big screen in the middle, a group of mass-produced mobile suits of Britannia were besieging a Zaku II. However, against the sky, the theoretically more backward Zaku II is now invincible.

"The apostle who can play MS is so unbelievable." The deputy commander of Winter Moon stood behind Ikogentang with his hand. "What's more unexpected is that the famous Doctor Lingoes turned out to be an apostle. , I almost doubt the accuracy of this apostle identification device."

"There can be no problem with Aeolian's work," Ikura Gendo said affirmatively, "The apostle is sitting in that mobile suit."

"Commander, the LCL injection is complete, and there is no abnormality in the neural connection." A girl in the command room reported, "The synchronization rate...zero percent? There was a rejection reaction on the first unit!"

"Continue to try." Ikage Gentang gave instructions without hesitation, "It can't be zero percent."

"The second attempt." The sister continued to report, "The first number machine refused, and the synchronization rate was zero percent!"

"Impossible, but inside the No. 1 machine..." A flash of light flashed in his mind, followed by a cold behind his back, "Immediately pop out the insertion plug, restore all restraints, and cut off all the energy supply to the No. 1 machine."

"Ikrain?" Dongyue looked at him puzzledly.

"Charles calculated it." Ikura Gentang took a deep breath and said in a deep voice, "It's not the only one in the first machine."

"Commander!" the sister reported anxiously, "The first unit rejected the electronic signal, and the insertion bolt was forcibly ejected. The Minovsky nuclear reactor could not be shut down! The first unit started moving by itself without a driver!"

"Charles is easy to calculate." The deputy commander of Winter Moon finally realized, "The soul in the first plane is his person? He waited for Adam to appear and the apostle appeared on the scene. We have been helping him to keep the first plane before, and finally Help him start, so he can finish his plan..."

"But Adam hasn't been exposed yet." Commander Ikoji laughed angrily. "He never thought that Lingoes was an apostle. We started the No. 1 machine ahead of time."

"What should I do now, Ikura?"

"Let's launch the first unit directly." Ikura Gentang returned to his expressionless expression again, "Let the apostle solve it."

...

Ed was in the cockpit assaulting the mass-produced machine while complaining: “Sure enough, Ikugendang and the omelet are in the same group. The NERV's defense circle turned out to be the Britannia series. Even the public frequency is closed. Now, frantic."

"Comelet... Charles is going to be **** off by you." C.C. sat beside him, looking like he wanted to laugh. Due to the high frequency of the scenes of driving the Gundam with a girl, Ed has added a stowed co-pilot seat in his cockpit.

These mass-produced machines are not even the latest models. It can be seen that Charles is not very concerned about the so-called final dogma. With the performance of a unicorn, Ed can not feel the pressure, he can even chat with C.C. beside him while fighting.

"How deep is Lilith's hiding? I only have a vague induction." He was feeling, and suddenly another consciousness came into his induction range out of nowhere, "This feeling is...Nanali? Isn't it right? , Very much like Nanaly, but not."

"What are you talking about?" C.C. looked at him suspiciously. Her recent experience made her feel more and more that it is inconvenient that she is not NT.

"Under the ground, wait, it's rising." As he said, the mass production machines around began to retreat, seeming to finally give up the attack, and then a hole in the ground cracked, a robot about forty meters high. Rising from it, it appeared in Ed's eyes. He stared at the purple thing in front of him with a completely different style of painting, and couldn't help but explode, "Fuck!"

"What is it, unlike MS, and it has no weapons." CC just looked at the No.1 machine and took two steps, and she was clever and found the problem at once, "This action is too smart, it's not a robot imitating a human being. Activities, but human beings are dressed up as robots."

"This thing should be called EVA. I know some information that has no source. I will explain it to you later." Ed controlled the unicorn and flew towards the first aircraft. "This EVA is not made into Gospel Gundam, it means it is not an MS. On this technology tree, there is a high probability that the armor in the armor is a creature."

No matter where the body of the first machine was cloned from, he didn't want to see it. Ed raised the beam rifle and fired a shot at the No.1 machine. However, the particle beam hit the AT position that appeared out of thin air without causing any damage.

"Apostle?!" C.C. exclaimed.

"The apostle has a physical stone hammer, but I don't know if it is the cloned Adam or Lilith." Edder suddenly felt a headache, "What do these people want to do, really want humans to make up? The aliens haven't come yet. , Can't wait to kill one by one?"

"It has no weapons, nor can it fly. Ed, what shall we do?"

"Try to see if you can kill it first." Ed hung the beam rifle behind his back and took off the more powerful beam Magnum. Level."

When the trigger was pulled, Beam Magnum emptied an energy clip with just one shot, and the rough particle beam roared out of the chamber. The AT position only persisted for a thousandth of a second before it was penetrated. The particle beam brutally exploded the left hand of the No. 1 aircraft, and the muscles burst and plasma splashed in an instant.

"Effective!" Ed lifted up and aimed again, "This AT position has a defensive limit!"

It was the first time I saw these things in front of me, but Ed showed a very familiar look, and C.C. was no stranger to this scene. Women are easily fascinated by men with secrets, maybe she is no exception? But she never asked, but waited for him to show it bit by bit, which was also one of her joys.

"Wait a minute, don't you run!"

After being shot, the No. 1 machine seemed to wake up suddenly and ran towards the east at high speed. Ed drove the unicorn behind, and it didn't take long to follow to the beach. I saw the first aircraft plunged into the sea and disappeared, and the radar showed that the high-energy response was continuously advancing towards the east on the seabed.

"What's this all about?" Ed was inexplicably hovering on the sea, "Where is it going?"

"Under the sea." C.C. came back to his senses, "then I can't chase it."

"It's really impossible to chase it." Ed unwillingly began to return to the voyage, "I hope they will not be crazy to install nuclear power on the EVA, which can only move for five minutes."