Not Super Robot Wars at All

"Oh oh oh oh, so cute!" An Qi said with bright eyes, "Ed Ed, can we have one?"

"No." Ed said blankly. "This is to protect animals. No sale or individual adoption is allowed."

"Your name exists for this moment. You can't even make this little thing a great Doctor Lingoes?" Angie clenched a fist with one hand, and looked confident, "Ed, you It must be fine!"

"No, you can't, it's useless to talk about it in a royal way, don't cause trouble." Ed touched Minerva's head, who also had bright eyes but restrained it well, and the little girl squinted with enjoyment. Eyes, "Look at people, you are already inferior to elementary school students."

"But I really like it, there are such cute creatures in the world!" An Qi held Ed's other arm and swayed back and forth, "Please, think of a way again, okay? "

"Dr. Lingos, if you really need it, the eldest lady can try to clear the relationship for you." The red dragon, who has been trailing behind and has no sense of existence, stepped forward and said in a low voice, "With Missy's ability and With the energy of the Wang family, you don’t have to worry about extra trouble."

"She's joking, don't take it seriously." Ed shook An Qi's hand and replied apologetically, "I understand the kindness of Mr. Wang and Lingmei, but there are no normal people who raise pandas at home. "

An Qi "cut" her lips unhappily, and Tao Xiang covered her mouth to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. C.C. glanced at the awkward An Qi and looked at the sky silently, and Lacus smiled silently from beginning to end.

At present, the Lingoes family is located in a giant panda nature reserve in Sichuan. The park is occupied by Wang Liumei and there are no other people. The red dragon is also sent to the front and back of the horse. It is also to buy services, and Ed bought the most reliable one. of. It doesn't matter if the price is high. The key is to brush Wang's favor in the United States through this kind of communication. Presumably, the other party also cherishes the friendship from the moon.

Minerva was taken by Harman since he was a child, and after being adopted by the Lingoes, he stayed on the moon and never traveled far. Such a boring childhood Ed felt distressed when he thought about it, so this time he took the first place in the class with Minerva in the final exam and took the whole family out during the summer vacation at the Anaheim Primary School.

The reason why I chose China is that in addition to wanting Minerva to see the pandas, there is also a little thought of Ed. It is not too late to play the places of interest in Europe and Britannia slowly in the future. In fact, he still wants to take the little girl to climb the Great Wall, but unfortunately the political nature of the capital is relatively sensitive, so it is not convenient for him to go privately.

"Ahhhhh, I really want to raise a panda." An Qi was still yelling, "It's really good but cute."

"Take ten thousand steps, even if we really took a panda home." Hearing Ed said that, An Qi was refreshed, "You can be fresh for a month at most, not right, at most half a month, and then just throw it away. Give Taoxiang the shopkeeper, when do you think of it, and when?"

An Qi thought about it carefully and found that she probably couldn't refute, she turned her face and quickly spit out her tongue while Ed was out of sight.

"Uncle Ed." Minerva stretched out a soft little hand and took La Ed’s sturdy hand, pointed to a giant panda more than one metre tall in front of him who was lazily basking in the sun and asked, “I can talk to that Does Mr. Panda take a photo?"

"That one is too big. Don't look at it cute. The panda is actually an omnivorous animal. It has claws and fangs, and its fighting power is not low. I remember that there is a place to take a photo with the baby panda in the back. We will..." Ai Halfway through the German language, he was defeated by Minerva's big watery eyes, "Forget it, wait, I'll help you ask."

"It's also a daughter, so why is the difference in treatment so big?" An Qi muttered in a voice that only she could hear, "A daughter is not as good as a goddaughter, it's unreasonable."

Next to the red dragon, a man who claims to be a breeder has been accompanying him, and he looks like more than sixty. Ed seriously suspected that Wang Liumei had dropped the breeder and brought the retired senior. This person did not even know the former emperor superstar Lux. He took Minerva and walked to the breeder's side, directly speaking in Chinese: "Master, please, can my girl take a photo with the panda over there?"

The master worker glanced at the red dragon, and after receiving the signal, he said unhurriedly: "No problem, our panda is very docile, and is taking a nap again. As long as you listen to my arrangements, you will definitely not hurt your home. Baby’s."

"People say yes, but you have to listen to Grandpa." Ed squeezed Minerva's little hand, "Say'XieXie'."

"XieXie!" Minerva said cutely.

"No thanks, your girl looks really good-looking." The teacher was also amused by Minerva's Chinese. "Young man, you just want this Chinese."

"You are too polite." Ed and Minerva followed the master breeder to the panda, and received casually, "The master is a native of Sichuan? At such an old age, I am afraid that they were not hired back?"

"It is indeed rehired, but you can also hear the accent?" The other party looked very surprised, "The first time I saw a foreigner in Chinese after so long, I thought it was someone who was rich in Guwazi who came to book the venue. It’s learned to do it for a long time."

Ed smiled and didn't speak, his smile was a bit complicated.

Soon the master greeted Minerva to take a group photo, and the little girl hopped over to the panda, her mouth closed from ear to ear with joy. Usually Minerva would always subconsciously imitate the appearance of an adult, only this time he went out to behave like a real elementary school student. Ed suddenly felt that even if it was just to see the little girl's smile at the moment, it was worth going out this time.

Said it was a group photo, the panda was still lying motionless and taking a nap, Minerva was just standing in front of it. Ed and her asked Taoxiang to take a few pictures, and then took a few pictures of her alone, and then leaned in An Qi's ear and whispered: "I will take a few pictures of my eldest daughter as well. You hurry over. Take a look. I have no discrimination."

"Did you hear that?" An Qi flushed with shame, "I hate it!"

He walked quickly to the panda and returned to Minerva, who was enjoying himself. When he was about to take a photo, the panda seemed to wake up and suddenly stood up, and found An Qi in front of him was taken aback, and raised his paw to make a gesture. An Qi glared back fiercely, full of murderous aura, Comrade Panda shivered quickly and docilely shrank into a ball.

After the photo was taken, Ed patted his heart and said in fear: "For a moment, I thought we were going to be the first tourists to kill the panda, Friday."

"Angie, it's not Friday!" Friday protested dissatisfiedly, "Also, you are too much! The panda is so cute, how could I kill it?"

Ed ignored her protest and turned to look at the other person: "C.C., take one of you too?"

"I'm not a kid." C.C. gave him a roll of eyes, "I am more interested in shopping than animals. It is more interesting to see pandas than to buy clothes."

"What's your magical logic? It's rare to come to a foreign country, should you see the scenic spots?" An Qi raised her voice involuntarily, "Shopping is not just buying, so what's the point?"

Red Dragon immediately noticed that the atmosphere was not right, and hurriedly took a few staff members to hide away, pretending to have a good time with the panda, and didn't even look at Ed and them.

"Although pandas are very cute, I also prefer shopping." Lacus smiled softly. "It's a rare trip abroad, Ed, can you trouble Miss Wang to arrange it? A woman's nature is to go shopping. , Buy, buy, buy."

"Are you saying that I'm not a woman?" An Qi patted the most spectacular Opie among several people, and saw CC and Luxi frown. "Anyway, I want to see the scenic spots, shopping is boring. Ed, you say How to arrange it later? Should I continue to see the sights or buy things?"

"It's been quiet for less than twenty-four hours, and they are here again. It is definitely a wrong decision to go out together with the family." Ed sighed tiredly in his heart, and said with a strong spirit, "There must be time to buy things later. Yes, but this time going out is mainly to reward Minerva, Minerva, what do you want to do?"

"I want to see the sights!" the little girl answered with a heart, "Uncle Ed, hug!"

"Then look at the sights." Ed hugged Minerva and kissed her red cheek. "We will go to Jiuzhaigou the day after tomorrow."

"Hmm!" The little girl glanced at the two aunts with a smile, and kissed Ed on the face, "Uncle Ed is the best!"

"Alice, can you hear it?" Ed said in his head, "play some music, the kind that relieves the pressure and soothes the spirit."

"Okay, Ed." Alice played a soft violin concerto in his head, "Are you making it yourself? Will you continue to add people to the family? Alice thinks that only the fool Angie will be deleted. "

"I just make my own mind." He listened to the music and heaved a sigh of relief. "Add or spare me. I will take the initiative to commit suicide without CC. But there are some of these now, no matter what happens, no one can be missing. Just in case. When I go down to see Lao Yang, I can still mock him. Isn't it beautiful?"

...

Returning to the hotel where they were staying in the evening, the three of Luxi find things to do individually, and Ed takes Alice out of the house. In the past few days, he slept with Minerva every night and solved the most complicated problems perfectly. The little girl is also very cooperative, as long as someone wants to break the balance, she will get emotional and clamor to ask to sleep with Uncle Ed. Minerva's appearance is so sweet, Ed can't help but secretly add pocket money to her again.

When he arrived at the meeting room on the top floor of the hotel, Wang Liumei was already waiting there alone. Although she collected the money and was responsible for the organization and arrangement, she did not meet with Ed's family and managed to save some people from blowing up hair. Seeing Ed came in, Wang Liumei took the initiative to stand up and stretched out his hand, and the two pony tails swayed: "Good evening, Dr. Lingoes, did my ineffective brother cause you trouble, right?"

"In Chinese, Mr. Wang greeted you very well. You have troubled you a lot these days." Ed and her touched a little bit, made a gesture of inviting, and took the initiative to sit down, "Time waits for no one. Shall we start directly?"

"I thought scholars were all patient people. I didn't think that Dr. Lingoes was so anxious?" Wang Liumei sat down and raised her legs, the skin and stockings at the split ends of the cheongsam looming, "but only from Dr. Lingoes. Do you dare to sneak into this alone in disguise, and you can't talk about it with ordinary scholars."

At this point in time, the intention of mentioning this matter couldn’t be more obvious, and Ed did not squint, and said, "No benefits, Miss Wang, my promise will be honored. Let’s talk, how do you plan to use the favor?"

"Talking to smart people is easy." Wang Liumei coughed and resumed sitting, her face flushed imperceptibly, "I was forced by the old people in the family to marry me. I hope you can help me find a way to get rid of it. I know this is very difficult for others, but I am the same year as you and are already twenty-two, the pressure from the family is too great, I really have nowhere to go--"

"No problem." Ed nodded cheerfully, "Leave it to me."

"Huh?" Wang Liumei was stunned. He didn't expect that he promised so simply, "You didn't even ask who the marriage partner was?"

"Is it bad for me?" Ed said indifferently. "Then I can hardly ask, who is it?"

"Albert Bist, the eldest son of Cardias Bist, president of the Bist consortium, is twenty-five years old and serves as a member of the Federal Assembly just like me." Wang Liumei showed disgust, "again. Fat, ugly, and useless. As the eldest son, Banagher is not favored by his second son. He has no merits other than a good reincarnation. I think he will be deprived of inheritance sooner or later. The eyes of the old people are really terrible."

Ed looked at Wang Liumei, who was white and beautiful, with many demeanors, and then thought about the big belly and fat-headed Albert of the Bist family. He suddenly felt a chill: "Don't worry, I will help. You break up this marriage."

"Although I don't know what you will do, the words from your mouth are inexplicably convincing." A boulder fell in Wang Liumei's heart, and the whole person relaxed a lot, and she lifted her long legs and brought her face With a smile, "I believe in the character of Dr. Lingoes."

"Look at a married person of mine who went out with a bunch of Yingying and Yanyan. What character is there?" Ed shook his head mockingly, and controlled his gaze firmly not to go down, "It's not early," let's begin?"

"You have the final say." Wang Liumei smiled and turned on the device. "Do you need to keep the fact that we are together?"

"No need, my schedule is semi-public." Ed also turned on his device to join the remote meeting, and directly interrupted Xia, who didn't know what he was pushing, "I'm sorry to be late, the meeting hasn't started yet. Finished?"

There was an uproar at the Federal Assembly.

Since Kovatro, on behalf of Prime Minister Mathenas, summoned Ed to participate in the hearing for the first time, there have been several Lingoes criticism meetings, and Ed did not attend even once. Similar Silok critiques were often held before the Federal Parliament, and Silok had never bothered to pay attention to them and turned a deaf ear to all the decisions of the Parliament.

Today there is another criticism meeting over there, and Ed happens to have something to announce to the politicians and leaders of various groups, and it happens to take this opportunity to inform them all at once. Similar to this kind of criticism meeting, the participants are all of the Prime Minister-Kovatro faction. Pro-moon forces like the Wang Family, the Halevi Consortium, or Britannia are generally absent to express their stance, and then read the meeting minutes afterwards.

"I have something important to announce, please tell the staff to open the remote if they didn't come." Ed continued, "I will start in three minutes, Mr. Kovatro, how about you continue?"

"Lingos, what do you think of the sacred Federal Assembly?" one of the chubby congressmen shouted to Ed on the screen, "It's so presumptuous!"

"Albert Bist? Cardias taught you how to talk to me like this?" Ed is a trash congressman who doesn’t do business and knows he wasted taxpayers’ money and gathers all day long for his criticism meeting. We don’t have any good feelings, but on this point he and Silok have a consensus, "My time is precious, and I don’t have energy to waste on rubbish."

"Lingoes, don't deceive people too much!" Albert slammed the table, "Who do you think is rubbish?"

"No, don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting you. I mean everyone here..." Edder paused and looked around the audience, "It's all rubbish."