Not Super Robot Wars at All

"Azadistan is grandly celebrating the fifth anniversary of joining the federal family. Queen Ismail and Prince Ibrahim delivered an important speech. In the speech, it was pointed out that Azadistan will be closely united in the Earth Federation with the parliament at its core. Around me, I firmly supported Prime Minister Mathenas’s peace concept of “people on earth don’t beat people on earth”. The Britanian side highly praised Queen Ismail’s speech, Nana—"

Ed poked the remote control with the AT force field in a thunderous manner. The TV screen was cut to the cartoon channel before the woman came out, and a pink starfish in beach pants appeared on the screen.

"Uncle Ed, are you still hiding from Sister Nanali?" Minerva, who was holding his arm, raised her head and looked at him. "Why not talk to her? Sister Nanali, too... It's not easy."

"I didn't hide anyone, it's just that I finally got the chance to go home for a long vacation. I want to watch cartoons more than serious news programs." Ed was intently staring at the indescribable yellow sponge on the screen. Has it already reached the ninth season? Well, after I'm free, I have to find time to fill up the previous ones."

"It has been exactly seven and a half years since Uncle Ed you got your new life until the end of last month," Minervatsi continued the topic reluctantly. "For such a long time, you and Sister Nanali have also met each other. I haven't seen it, I haven't said a word, are you going to tell me this is a coincidence?"

"Ah, what are you talking about?" Ed turned his head and looked at her blankly, "I didn't hear the Crab boss talking just now."

Seeing Ed pretending to be foolish again with great skill, Minerva sighed helplessly and said nothing more. It was August now, and after the second day of September, the girl was about to turn seventeen. She had no extra effort to worry about others.

The bones of a girl who is nearly seventeen years old have been fully extended, and her long orange hair that has been left for many years hangs down like a waterfall. Although her face is not as delicate as Lacus, it is better than her heroic and introverted. Although her breast is not as full as An Qi, she is better than tall and symmetrical. Although the legs are not as slender as CC, they are firm and tender.

All in all, there is no advantage.

Minerva stepped off his slippers and stepped on the sofa, thinking about it and getting more and more frustrated, and leaned on Ed in a more comfortable position. Smooth and supple long hair lightly rubbed Ed's neck, the soft cotton on the chest pressed against the arms in his arms through the jacket, and the folds of the skirt made the legs curled up slightly wrapped in black stockings unobstructed.

"Stop talking about my topic, talk about yourself." Eddy still stared at the TV screen without squinting, but rarely took the initiative to provoke the topic, "How are you getting along with your friends these days? Did you hang out with anyone during the summer vacation?"

"I went shopping with Pulu every Sanchawuhui, and I made an appointment to go out today. You see, I have changed my clothes and wait for her." Minerva peeped at Ed's reaction quietly, "Banaji returned to his hometown. I learned from his father how to run a financial management team. He said that he didn't plan to go to university and directly inherit the family business. After graduating from high school, he and I would not have any intersection, unless he really chased me."

"That kid hasn't given up yet?" Ed's eyebrows trembled imperceptibly, "Then what do you think of him?"

"The people are pretty good, but they are too honest, indecisive, and have no opinion." Minerva keenly noticed Ed's reaction, "but the trouble is that Hathaway is also chasing me. It's not good to offend anyone. Hathaway followed Mr. Asita’s expedition for an internship in the summer, and he should be back from Jupiter tomorrow. Although Hathaway is not as enthusiastic as Banagher, he is generally nice and better than Banagher. Be assertive."

"Girls don't fall in love so early." Ed coughed dryly. "Our family can't marry anyone, Minerva, don't feel pressure on their family background. Just let the flow go slowly."

"Take it slowly." Minerva murmured in a voice that only he could hear, "but the wheel of angels will be completed next month."

"By the way, Pulu is already on the road." Ed found the youthful and lively consciousness in his perception, and immediately began to change the subject, "At the current speed, she will be there in about ten minutes. Minerva, Don't you need to go back to the room to make preparations?"

"No, my bag is here, and the clothes are changed. She can go straight away when she comes." Minerva let go of Ed's arm and got up from the sofa, standing in front of Ed and turning around. "Uncle Ed, do you think my dress is too thorough? And is this skirt too short?"

Ed had been staring at the TV before, and it was only then that he had the opportunity to take a closer look at Minerva.

The sunlight penetrated her thin singles and hit Ed's face, and the white skin and the lace edges of the bra were faintly visible. Ed hurriedly lowered his head to control himself not to look at it, but the corners of the skirt that Qingwu fluttered under the action of centrifugal force came into view. Subconsciously walking along the gleaming black fibers, the gap narrowed and narrowed. Seeing that he was about to come to the end of the field, Ed suddenly turned his head in surprise: "Too bad! How could it be possible? Go out with this! Get me back to the room and change one!"

Minerva took advantage of Ed's side to turn his face inadvertently, leaned over and quickly printed on his lips, then jogged all the way back to the second floor with a chuckle.

Just as Ed sighed, a pair of arms wrapped around Ed’s shoulders from behind, and An Qi’s head was placed on his right cheek: “How do you feel, the long-lost relationship between father and daughter? Does it feel uncomfortable? Let's go back to the room and send you a message to relieve the greedy?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Ed was furious in an instant, "Do you think I am the kind of person who will have love with my daughter?"

"Do you find it convincing to tell me this?" An Qi craned her neck and glanced down, curling her lips disapprovingly. "I said Ed, you wouldn't think your education is perfect until now. Bar."

"I admit that there is indeed a small flaw, mainly because I did not consider that my body will not grow, giving Minerva the illusion that I am a peer of her age. This child is thinking about spring and has been lacking fatherly love since childhood. It’s really easy for her to confuse the two corners by one person. As long as she is a little older, she will get better.” Eddy explained sternly, “There is also that set of clothes, it’s too bad! CC, you bought her for her. Is it?"

"Why doubt me? Do you think I'm an unsense character who buys **** clothes for a seventeen-year-old girl?" CC's lazy voice sounded behind him, "rest assured, she never goes out in such frivolous clothes. That's it. She just bought it last week, waiting for you to come back to wear it for you."

"Then Ed will probably say in a general way that Minerva's tutor is really good and never wears frivolous clothes when going out. All this is my credit." Luck looked at CC with a smile. "Alice, I kind of forgot, can you help me find out what it means to deceive myself?"

"I found it!" Alice replied almost immediately, "Self-deception means--"

"Alice!" Eddy interrupted her angrily, "Tomorrow I will go to the laboratory to deal with the backlog of problems during my absence, and you will immediately help me organize the materials for tomorrow's meeting with Li."

"Oh." Alice scratched her cheek embarrassedly, "Lax, Ed's instructions have the highest priority."

"It's okay. Go ahead." Lacus smiled indifferently. "Peach, Minerva has always been a long time getting dressed, Pulu is coming soon. You can prepare some drinks and snacks to entertain her."

"Okay." Taoxiang poked her head out of the kitchen, "Master, would you like something to drink?"

"Give me a cup of hot lemon and salt." Ed frowned and closed his eyes. "My head hurts so much."

Minerva thought carefully how he could not understand, but he really didn't know how to make the girl give up except for pretending to be stupid and dragging him back. He also tried to poke her to talk frankly when Minerva was fifteen years old, but the young girl's weeping look and desolate and desperate consciousness immediately made him retreat, not daring to take a step beyond the thunder pond.

And the attitude of the family members is also inexplicable, not only a little bit of a sense of the excitement, but also a feeling of running on him. Lacus said "I promised her to leave it alone", and C.C. was even more mysterious "touch your conscience and figure it out". The only thing that can comfort him is——

"Just don't regret it yourself." An Qi rubbed his cheek affectionately, leaning to his ear and whispered, "I support all your decisions."

"It's still you, wait for me tonight." Ed patted An Qi's arm, and the latter consciously retracted his arm to let him stand up, "Pulu is at the door, I'll open the door."

When he came to the hallway and opened the door, Pu Lu, with a capable ponytail, greeted him with a smile: "Uncle Ed hasn't seen you in a long time!"

"You haven't seen me for a long time!" Eddy unconsciously relaxes when he sees Pulu full of energy, "Come in, Minerva is changing clothes. You may have to wait a while."

"Yeah!" Pulu went into the house to change shoes without any effort, and the elder sister kept yelling from her lips.

Prudential is two years older than Minerva, exactly nineteen this year. Although her body is fully mature, she has always been innocent and charming. Every time Ed sees her, she will forget her actual age and can't help but want to touch her head.

"I heard Minerva said that she would pull you out to play every three and a half times?" Ed called the girl into the living room to sit down, "You will become a college student at the end of this month, but don't be with Minerva all day long. I was fooling around and delayed my studies."

"No, no, Minerva is very good. She also urged me to preview the college homework in advance." Pulu took the drink and snack from Taoxiang and thanked him repeatedly, "It's...well, it's that Uncle Ed is too bad. , So I can't read the textbook."

"Huh?" Ed was dumbfounded, "What does it have to do with me?"

"Isn't the Lingoes Transformation invented by Uncle Ed?" Pulu puffed up his cheeks, "I can't understand at all, I can't do a single question, the information I found on the Internet is also a heavenly book, and all the netizens complained like me. That's it. Is it something people learn? Why is it so difficult for freshman?"

"Of course it’s because it’s more difficult. So there is the Lingoes theorem in the second year, the Lingoes equations in the junior year, and the Lingoes ultimate gift package in the senior year." Ed had participated in the textbook compilation that year, so there is still Impression, "Uh, is it really that difficult? I think it's okay."

"It's over! I chose the wrong major! I'm going to drop off my freshman year! Mom and Dad are going to die!" Pu Lu covered her head in despair, "Uncle Ed, there is a trick to Lingoes transformation, right? There must be a trick! Otherwise, why can't I understand a single step?"

"You may not understand the concept, but it's really not difficult." On a whim, Ed opened the electronic screen covering the entire table, and began to paint on it, "Forget it, let me tell you it again, yes. Like this..."

So Ed went into the joy of lecturing Plu with all his selflessness.

Minerva on the second floor was changing clothes in his room at this time. The previous set was obviously not for outsiders. Let alone go out, but she can't dress like that when there are guests in the house.

Minerva had already sensed that Pulu was coming, but Uncle Ed would entertain Pulu, so she was not in a hurry. After so many years, she and Pu Lu have long been accustomed to the mode of getting along with her as the mainstay.

The girl took off her top, untied her skirt and threw it on the bed. She turned quietly in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror, and sighed with her charming body who couldn't deny anyone in the mirror.

"Sister Nanaly, what should I do?"

It took her seven years, no, ten years, countless efforts and various methods, and finally managed to level Lacus, level CC, level Angel, level Alice, level Taoxiang, but commit a crime. The most fatal mistake was made.

She originally thought it was boiling the frog in warm water, and everything would be a matter of course. I don't know that it is not a frog but a baby angel that is boiling. The boiling point of the water is not cooked at all. The other party has even used the boiling water as a hot spring, and is indifferent to all kinds of physical stimuli.

"But there is no time." The girl's guilty voice echoed in the room, "Uncle Ed, please forgive me."

When Minerva got dressed and went downstairs, he happened to see Plu and Ed leaning close together. Ed was frowning and said something, touching Pu Lu's head from time to time, Pu Lu looked at him with admiration and nodded, showing a shy and smug smile when he was touched.

A chill rose from the tail vertebrae and rushed towards the forehead.

Pity her guards against nature, fire and theft, but forgot to guard against the closest people around her. The facts in front of her told her that the plots in the soap operas that C.C. watched all day long were not random fabrications, but the precious life experiences extracted by the screenwriters from the blood and tears of countless sad women.

"I'm so stupid that I forgot Uncle Ed's drug-like attraction to female NewType." Minerva's eyes flickered, "Plu, I thought you were friends."