Not Super Robot Wars at All

"Awake?" Ed looked at this beautiful blonde girl and opened her eyes, "Hello, after the mech you were driving crashed, I rescued you, in exchange for some information from you. , I hope we can talk peacefully."

"Hey? Who are you? Where is this?" The blonde girl found that her hands were tied separately. She struggled hard but couldn't move, kicked angrily, "Let me go immediately! You call this calm and peaceful Have a talk?!"

"Don't worry, we will solve each problem one by one." Ed took a good time to sit on the flat wooden stakes. "First of all, my name is Adrian Lingoes. You may have seen me in the news media. Your name is what?"

"Huh? Haven't heard of it, is it a celebrity? And why should I tell you what my name is?" The blonde girl continued to struggle restlessly, trying to untie the rope, "Don't say this, let me go!" Did you do nothing to me?"

"Refuse to answer? Let's call you Friday." Ed looks at her sincerely, "As for why you are tied up, it is because first, you have a gun on your body, which is very dangerous. Of course, I have confiscated it now. Second It looks like the muscles on your arms and thighs can kill a cow with one punch. For my own safety, I tied you up. After making sure that you are not hostile, I will release you immediately. And I chose one to be tied up. A more comfortable posture when you get up is used to show my sincerity."

"Big, big, thigh...!" The blond girl flushed with shame, stared at him fiercely, and started tossing about again with excitement, "Perverted! And said you didn't do anything! What else is Friday? You are Friday! Your whole family is Friday!"

"How can I say it's your savior. Your attitude is very problematic. Besides, haven't you found that your clothes are all intact? Don't be wrong with the good guy." Eddy shook silently as she watched the blond girl kicking her legs indiscriminately. Shaking his head, "And your... driving suit? Why is it designed to be so erotic? Where did you come from?"

"Lose, color, pornography...!" The blonde girl instantly shrank her body into a ball and didn't move, as if she was afraid of passing out, but her eyes were still fierce, "Beast!"

"From the beginning, you yelled and refused to communicate. It seems that you can't communicate well. You calm down first, and we are talking after you calm down." Ed got up and left, leaving the blond girl **** alone. "I will come back to find you in an hour."

"You stop me!" the blonde girl shouted, "Let go of me! It's dangerous to be tied here!"

He ignored the blonde girl and left her field of vision without looking back. The girl was actually **** not far from him. He sat down and listened to the voice over there. The girl chirped and moved for a while before disappearing.

"Ed, this woman is inexplicable." The image of Alice appeared on the phone screen, "It is brutal and violent. It is completely incomparable with Miss C.C. and Miss Lux. It seems that she is not a communicable object."

"That's right, I haven't seen anything like this before." He casually echoed, "I found myself tied up. In this case, calm down and seek communication is the correct solution. What's the matter with her attitude? She simply didn't take drugs. Stella, it’s not right. Stella is also much cuter than her. She is really blind with such a good face."

"Uh, uh!" Alice smiled like a flower, "Ed, you are right! I firmly support you!"

So he chatted with Alice idly, and after about an hour, when he returned, the blonde girl was completely quiet. She looked very good-looking when she was not making trouble, but it was a pity that she was completely ruined when she opened her mouth.

"Hello, Miss Friday." He sat down in the seat opposite the girl, "Can we talk about it? You see I am not malicious to you, I just want to get some information."

"Sorry, I was impolite before." The blonde girl suddenly bowed her head to apologize with grace, "This attitude to the savior is really too rude, please forgive me for being savage because of panic. This is uncomfortable, please ask. Can you untie me? I promise I won't be rude to you again."

Her transformation surprised Ed. Although she was tied up, her speech and manners were all highly educated. Similar words and deeds Ed had seen on Lacus. So you're a person from high society? Fortunately, at least educated people are easier to communicate.

Considering that she might be acting, Ed cut the rope from one of her hands first. As soon as the girl was able to move, she slashed her hand and grabbed the knife, cut off the rope in the other hand, and then cut Ed's hands behind her back. The whole process took less than two seconds in one go.

Ed only felt that there was a flower in front of him, and then he was subdued, and he could only make the embarrassing voice of "Oh, it hurts, it hurts!"

"Tie me up, this beast!" The blonde girl twisted his arm a few more times to exhale.

"But I didn't do anything? I didn't know that, but I saved you. You are avenging your grievances." Eddy grinned in pain, "I want, I want, I'm going to dislocate!"

The girl hesitated for a while, pushed him aside, and said in a fierce tone: "You don't need to be nosy, I can live well by myself! And I don't call it Friday!"

After speaking, he turned his head and ran away.

"So what's the matter with this man? It blows up as soon as you touch it. It's just inexplicable." Ed rubbed his knuckles, and looked at each other with Alice.

"Ed, this woman is too dangerous!" Alice's voice was terrible, "Just kill her, leave it to me, it will be solved with the VSBR, it won't make her feel painful."

"VSBR is too much." He only treated Alice as a joke, "Let's take a look first."

Then Ed kept following far behind the blonde girl. The girl first found her mecha and rummaged in the cockpit.

"Her own cockpit has no water, food, or tools." Ed watched her doing useless work. "Don't she know?"

"It means that she has neither IQ nor memory." Alice analyzed, "There is no need to inherit the genes of this vase role."

The girl who found nothing next entered the forest and started looking for water and food. It is obvious that she has no experience in survival in the wild, and she wanders around like a headless fly, and the obvious edible things nearby have been harvested by someone, and the rest are plants of unknown origin. Gained nothing.

According to Ed's speculation, since the morning attack until now, she should have not touched the rice grains and dripped water, and the high-intensity battles with unicorns during the day consumed a lot of energy and water. After a while, the girl started to walk unsteadily, and her hands were shaking a little. The most likely cause was dehydration and hypoglycemia. Desperate, she found a random place in the forest to sit down, staring blankly at the sky in a daze, and muttering something inaudible.

"'You don't need to be nosy, I can live well alone', didn't you say it yourself?" Edd walked over to her and squatted down, "Look, you can't live alone. Too weak to find food and water, because without food and water you will be weaker, and then there is a vicious circle."

"What are you doing here, did you see me making a joke?" The blonde girl looked at him stubbornly, "I can live well without your help. Nosy."

"I admire you so weak that you are so stiff." Ed couldn't help laughing. "Then let's wait and see."

In the next day, the girl turned around like a fly without her head, not to mention food, even the water source was not found. I met a few small animals, but the small animals ran so fast that they could only consume more energy. Unexpectedly, until the sun went down again, the girl was pale and weak and refused to ask him for help.

"Friday, do you need water?" Ed surrendered first, "You are dehydrated, I won't laugh at you."

"You don't need to be nosy, I can live a good life alone," the girl said weakly, "and I don't call it Friday."

"Well, then, I can only wait for you to hang up. It's rare to have a good face and build a good figure. I haven't seen a woman in a year. After hanging up, I can make a shot while it's hot."

"You, you...!" The collapsed girl suddenly became energetic from nowhere, "Indecent, perverted, frantic, inferior to animals!"

Ed looked at her with a smile.

The girl let out a sigh of relief, and then sat back weakly: "Please give me water and food."

"It would be fine if I said no earlier." He conjured up a bottle of nutrient and handed it to the girl. "I'm too hungry to eat suddenly. Drink this, add water, sugar, multivitamins and trace elements. Anaheim brand nutritional supplements have a good taste and plenty of weight, and large manufacturers are trustworthy."

"Miscellaneous brand, never heard of it." The girl took the bottle and gulped greedily.

"Humans are social creatures, and you can't live alone." Eddy looked at the girl's haggard appearance with a little empathy, "I don't know what you have experienced, at least I can't be strong enough to live alone. Yes. Don’t say anything else, if a satellite hits your head, you can’t push it back alone, right?”

"At a young age, I was full of clichés, and what the **** is it to push satellites." The blond girl drank a bottle of nutrients in one breath, dropped her hand and looked at him, "Also, I am not a human being, it is Norma."

"What is Norma?"

"……what?"

After one hour.

"You have said so much, let's sort out this strange worldview." Ed and the girl sat opposite each other, "Miss Friday, first of all you are—"

"An Qi." The girl interrupted him, "I have a name, An Qi, not Friday."

"Okay, Miss Friday, first of all you are the princess of Beibang."

"Mislkey." An Qi interrupted him again, "It's not Beibang."

"Your country has a hereditary system, and the people have a very strong sense of happiness. There is a national local area network. You don't even know which countries in the world are there?"

"...Hmm." An Qi nodded awkwardly.

"That's right. First of all, you are the princess of Beibang." Ed went on to say, "People in your country have a superpower called'Light of Mana', which can communicate over long distances and create a special kind of The barrier is said to be the final form at the end of biological evolution?"

"Yes."

"NT induction plus AT position, it is reasonable to say that it is the final form of evolution, I really want to take a person apart and see." Ed said to himself, "We continue, and then you are found to have no superpowers, that is, ' Norma', so I was sent to this place to kill dragons with other Norma without superpowers?"

"That's it."

"The whole world is occupied by Norma, and Mislqi is the last shining place of the light of Mana, so the federation Norma, Lunar Norma and satellite Norma sent dragons to defeat Mislqi." Ed points out Pointing to himself, "I am what you call Norma on the Moon."

"Sure enough, it is a violent and disorderly creature." An Qi nodded if she realized, "Otherwise, it would be impossible to do such a terrible thing to a lady."

"The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor is it that I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I love you, but Miss Friday and ladies."

"Huh? You, you love—" Then the blushing An Qi suddenly reacted, pointing at him and shouting, "What do you mean?!"

"From a historical point of view, it is hard to deny that humans are violent and disorderly creatures." Ed completely ignored her, "but it's nothing to force people to die just because they don't have superpowers. What kind of creatures do? Do you all believe in this?"

An Qi's attention was successfully shifted, and she lowered her head and said nothing.

"It seems that the price of getting superpowers is part of the IQ, but why did you pay the price if you didn't have superpowers?" Ed made a puzzling look, An Qi furious, "The Para-mail you drove (PM) Is ​​the only robot you have ever seen?"

"There is also the big white robot during the day, no more." An Qi said without even thinking about it. "The thing suddenly attacked us on the way back from the mission. I led the other party to this neighborhood. You know all of them behind. ."

"So you sacrificed yourself to save your teammates?" Eddy looked at her in surprise, "I just hated my teammate's tone, uh, Tsundere?"

"certainly not!"

"A country without MS, and the Hambra I saw is better than you haven't seen." Ed ignored her and silently noted this point, "Anyway, believe it or not, I have never seen a dragon in my life. I have never heard of dragons. We definitely did not send things like dragons."

"As you say, it is a fact that we are hunting dragons."

"Forget it, I won't discuss this. I'll know when I see the dragon. Then I will tell you about you." Eddie said earnestly, "The mentality of you now is that you are forced to admit the huge psychological and reality gap and fall into it. Self-loathing, occasionally accompanied by slight self-defeating and abandoning performances, and dislike of teammates are all corresponding clinical manifestations. Seeing you are so energetic, it should be quick to come over."

"You don't need to be nosy!" An Qi stared at him like blowing her hair, and calmed down after a while, "Well, you are right, that's right. I shouldn't yell at you. Call, you said this is also for my good."

"It's not for your own good." Eddy corrected sincerely, "So don't care, Friday, please continue to blow up hair, this is my purpose."

"You!" An Qi raised her right hand and tangled for a while and then put it down, "I always feel tired talking to you."

"It seems that your energy consumption today is exhausted, so let's continue the discussion tomorrow." Ed pointed to the bed on the side, "You can sleep here at night. There are special warnings around here. It is safe. I will go to other places. A place to sleep."

"Well, where are you going?" An Qi squeezed uncommonly.

"It's not far away, you don't have to be afraid of a person or me."

"I'm neither afraid of anyone nor worried about you! You are a big man watching me at night, I feel very insecure!" An Qi then sighed, "So tired, talking to you is really tired."

"That's it anyway." Ed waved to her. "Good night, Friday."

"Angie! It's not Friday!"

Ed ignored her and returned to Heathersley's cockpit alone, where Alice would be on guard at night.

"Alice, look at my subtle operation." He said to Alice triumphantly, "Saved a self-defeating girl, got the necessary information, and invisibly pulled all the flags clean."

"Your understanding of drawing the flag is different from mine." Alice hesitated, "And Ed, you seem to be happy?"

"Is there?" He touched his cheek, "Maybe, I haven't had a fight with anyone in about 20 or 30 years, I just miss it a bit."