Not Super Robot Wars at All

Emma looked at a large number of chirping **** girls on the tarmac, thinking that their heads were big, and many of them gave her hostile eyes. All the members of the three flying squadrons in Alzenar, plus the logistics management tower preparation class, almost all the young girls on the island gathered here, just to see Earl Peskraft for the first time.

Originally there were no men in Alzenar, and there were not a few girls with lily tendencies. Since the Earl of Piscraft began to visit every month last year, many Lily-prone girls have been straightened and become the earl’s fanatical admirers. Even if there is no feeling of admiration, just watching the handsome guys feast their eyes on it is a rare celebration for these girls who lack entertainment.

"Salia, aren't you going?" Emma said to the girl next to her, "Even if it's not for the earl, this is an opportunity to have fun with everyone."

"No, Miss Emma." Salia shook her head, and her double ponytails shook with her movements. "I don't need to participate in this kind of activity."

Salia is a rare communication object that Emma has discovered among these girls. Although Salia has her own problems, her serious and humble character is much better than other problem girls. Emma used her as a breakthrough point for a year to start work, and gradually build a good relationship with other girls, and she has gained a lot now.

"Then the question is!" Another little girl suddenly got between Emma and Salia, "Who is the only person in Alzenar who can't see the earl~"

"Vivienne." Emma greeted the girl, "I'll take care of Angel's matter. Don't worry."

After a while, a dark red dragon-shaped aircraft appeared in the field of vision. It was said that the dragon was shaped because two claw-like objects could be seen in front of the aircraft, and a long tail was dragged behind it. As soon as the aircraft appeared, the girls near the tarmac screamed with excitement, saying "So handsome" and "The aircraft is so handsome".

"What kind of flying machine." The well-informed Emma muttered silently in her heart, "This is definitely a mobile suit, which is deformable like Zeta Gundam."

The aircraft landed smoothly on the tarmac, the cockpit opened, and a beautiful man with long blond hair came out. The screams of the girls around were even louder, and the shouts of "Lord Earl, I love you" appeared endlessly. The beautiful blond man nodded calmly to the fans, neither seemed unkind, nor too close.

"Ms. Emma, ​​I am ashamed to ask you to greet me personally." Earl Piskraft walked up to her and made an inviting gesture, "Let's go to the old place and talk in detail."

Emma followed the earl into a conference room with the envy and hatred of the girls, and there were only two of them in the room.

"Ms. Emma, ​​I haven't seen you in a month. Don't come here unharmed." Count Piskraft motioned to Emma to sit down first, and then he followed. "Master Embrio asked me to greet you for him."

"Say hello to His Royal Highness Embrio for me." Emma tried her best to be respectful. "Please tell him that he hasn't seen him for another month. I miss His Royal Highness Embrio very much."

"Ms. Emma, ​​please forgive me, Master Embrio is really incapable of being cloned." The earl explained patiently, "You must be able to understand from the Norma of the Commonwealth. Recently, Titans has made more and more small actions against Mislqi. Now, Master Embrio will be busy dealing with international relations."

"Of course, I definitely don't mean to blame His Royal Highness Embrio!" Emma looked frightened.

"An independent, strong and beautiful woman like Ms. Emma has always been the most important object of Master Embrio, please rest assured." The count seemed to think of something, showing a look of nostalgia, "I have always respected this kind of thing. Female."

"My Lord Earl, I am forgiving." The woman's instinct told Emma that she should continue to ask, "Is it your lover?"

"It used to be." A color of pain flashed across the face of Count Piscraft, "Please don't care, it was a long, long, long time ago."

Emma keenly noticed the earl's emotional changes, and silently did not continue to struggle.

"Let's discuss the issue of the attack on the first squadron." The earl quickly recovered from the abnormal mood. "According to the report, is it a white mobile suit that has not been seen?"

"Yes, at least it's a model I haven't seen." Emma answered honestly, "PM's strength is too weak, the battle time is very short, and the opponent's combat effectiveness cannot be judged. The most important thing is that there is a PM and one. A knight disappeared during the battle in order to divert the enemy away. Now Commander Gill is unable to dispatch manpower to search and rescue Alzenar in order to strengthen Alzenar’s defenses. There is no water and food prepared on the PM. If the knight survives, I don’t know if he can. How long will it last."

"PM is called Villkiss, right?" The earl mumbled to himself, lost in thought, "Villkiss...Villkiss..."

Emma waited patiently for him to make a ruling. She and An Qi didn't have any deep feelings, and this matter was just out of her own sense of justice and responsibility. If she is really rejected, she has no choice but to give up. She has a more important mission.

"I see, Madam Emma, ​​what do you think of this." The earl said loudly, "I will persuade Commander Gil that I will be responsible for protecting Alzenar until the missing person is found. During this period, other squadrons The knights go out for search and rescue. If I encounter that white mobile suit, I will immediately go for reinforcements."

Honestly speaking, this condition is too generous. As the top figure of Mislqi, the earl had condescended to such a point for a mere Norma, it was simply unthinkable. Emma can only be understood as An Qi's status as a former princess is still unusual: "I am very satisfied, but is it really okay? Lord Earl, do you end up personally?"

"No problem, let's decide like this." The count's eyes were very firm, "Master Emblio...I will explain."

...

"Here again?!" An Qi pretended to be painful and covered her ears, "You have listened to it ten thousand times in the past few days? Haven't you heard enough?"

"Shhh! Be quiet, Friday!" Ed glared at the blonde girl, "I'll give you a snack tonight, don't make any noise."

"Cut, I said it as rare." An Qi curled her lips, squinting at the sky, looking very upset.

Ed took a deep breath, and for the first time he did not know how many times he pressed the play button of the phone. A young man’s voice came out from inside. His tone was heavy and sorrowful at first: "When you hear this passage, it represents me. Already... I have broken your encryption system, old pervert! I didn't expect it, two three three three!"

"This person is just crazy, right." An Qi still couldn't help but interject, "And what do you mean by two, three and three."

Ed ignored her and continued to listen to the recording. She had asked this question dozens of times: "Actually, I lied to you just now, and it was not completely cracked. I can't do anything about the last hardware encryption of the three-layer encryption. I can't find a way. Bypassing the authentication of external devices, you have won. But even if you hear the passage itself, it means that you are as boring as me, and to some extent I have won."

"Have you heard, you're as boring as him! I can stab my hand so it hurts, don't you know!" An Qi protested, "Why did I do it? Why didn't you go?"

"Because it hurts to poke your hand, do you need to ask?" Ed pressed the pause button and replied naturally, "Don't lose your ring. With my years of experience in reading films, that is definitely what he said. External device certification."

"This is the only relic given to me by my mother, and I will cherish it without you." An Qi touched her ring sadly.

"You have a good pair of parents, I'm quite envious." Eddy smiled self-deprecatingly, and pressed the play button to continue listening, An Qi looked at him wanting to say something.

"I can't use this stuff anyway, but you can't even think about it. Don't be afraid to tell you that the other two layers of encryption were replaced by me. I added the encryption again with the mysterious technology from the dark history, even if you want to decipher it again. It will take hundreds of years to fall, right?"

"It's not ashamed, for hundreds of years, who he thought he was." An Qi dismissed it.

Ed knows in his heart that this few hundred years may not be an exaggeration, and the black history should be TurnA. He continued listening attentively to see if he could find new clues: "Your DNA certification was replaced by me, and it is still DNA certification, but I can tell you responsibly that you will never think of or get the DNA of this person. Don't even think about flying this broken plane in your life, wow hahaha!"

"Our family's DNA?" An Qi frowned in distress. "Does this crazy know the father and the mother?"

"And your low-penetrating voiceprint certification. Do you think you are playing in Macross? She is a cute girl. No one wants to listen to your perverted singing? I will change the voiceprint certification. Now, it may be singing or lines. Guess it slowly! Guess it! I will give you awards and awards! Give you a wife!"

The next sentence solved one of his biggest questions: "And your painting, it's too disgusting, I changed it to a cool protagonist color scheme, old perverted, you show me a good look and learn."

The voice of this man stopped abruptly here, but the recording did not end. After a blank period of about ten seconds, his voice sounded again, but this time his voice was extremely low and seemed to be recorded separately from the last time: "If you are not an old pervert, then I can't say anything. If you are enough If you are smart, you may know what I mean. In short, come on, please work hard to be happy, we will be indefinitely in the future."

The recording is over here, there will be no more later. Ed fell into deep thought as always, with countless possibilities intertwined in his mind, and hundreds of thousands of words of novels were filled out by his mind. He wanted to consider all possible developments, but did not want to be bound by preconceived notions, so he made countless deductions in the past few days.

"You're not an old pervert, do you know what he means?" An Qi looked at Ed, "Oh~ I don’t seem to know, so you are not smart enough, or you are an old pervert?"

"Are you good at IQ these past two days?" Ed put down the phone, his face was surprised, "So I can rest assured that even if you go back, you won't be bullied by your teammates."

"I don't have to worry about you!" An Qi sulked, "Do you, do you think I should go back..."

"If you don't go back, don't you want to live here with me for the rest of your life?" Ed asked back, "I will leave in two months too. I will go home and take you back? I have a family, how can I live with you? My two objects explain?"

"Who wants to go to your house! You don't have to emphasize that you are a scumbag again and again!" An Qi suddenly remembered something, "Are you two people getting along?"

"……I do not know either."

"Ah! I understand!" An Qi suddenly realized, "It happened with two feet on the shipowner window! Then I ran here to take refuge!"

Ed is rare to think of any reason to refute, and to some extent what she said is correct.

"Scumbag!" An Qi stared at him angrily, "Female public enemy!"

"Yes, you are right, I know." He nodded sincerely. "That's why I pull the flag desperately every day."

Seeing that he didn't refute at all, An Qi felt very boring.

"It's you, you have to get along with everyone after you go back." Ed said in an educated voice, "Those who bully you, you can continue to do your own way, but those who take the initiative to show kindness to you, you can totally accept it. They are in the same squadron with you, at least you have to develop a few good relationships in the squadron."

"I know how to do it! I don't need you to teach it!" An Qi was only excited for a while, "You deliberately used the tone of coaxing children, for that...draw the flag?"

"Astrologers declared this week to be the week of IQ, and Friday's IQ output doubled?!"

"This is intuition! I didn't double it!" An Qi sighed, "It's still a familiar feeling, maybe I've misunderstood it."

"By the way, according to my years of experience in reading films, your maid is an important role, and it is likely to appear on the stage. You have to treat them well." Ed continues to educate, "Where can I find such a loyal and lovely maid? Be sure to cherish it. Maid! Genuine Mengmei child servant! Benefits that travellers don’t have!"

"Hey, your nature has been revealed again!" Then An Qi showed an unhappy expression, "And Taoxiang, she lied to me for more than ten years, the father sent over, I must have known that I am Norma."

"She helped you to hide it for more than ten years! Do you know how hard a girl has been without revealing her stuff for more than ten years? It must be the emperor's order if she didn't tell you, so she praised you for your IQ?" The maid I met was upset and said, "Your brother and your sister are the biggest suspects in the end, right? This kind of **** plot I can guess the finale after watching the first episode. If I guess wrong, come back to me and I will give it to you. Increase IQ."

"I won't come back to look for you! I don't need to add IQ!" An Qi was furious, "I'll go back soon. No one can bully you anymore!"

As if to confirm what she said, the search and rescue people found the neighborhood the next day.

"Ed..." An Qi hesitated looking at the approaching aircraft, "You have to stay for two months, don't you worry, I will help you keep it secret."

"That's good. Helping me keep it a secret is even paying back the favor that saved you." Ed waved to her and turned away without reluctance. "Friday, we wrote off a sum of money, we don't owe each other, and there will be no future. "

Suddenly, cheerful music rang from the phone.

"Don't have to do it this way!" An Qi looked at his back tangled for a while, and then suddenly recovered, "By the way, I remember it! An Qi! It's not Friday!"