Not Super Robot Wars at All

After completing the training, An Qi was looking for her maid aimlessly in the base. Although Ombudsman Emma has explained to everyone that Ed is just a civilian, and everyone understands it, she still sent her maid to follow him temporarily out of fear that some unimaginable team members would retaliate privately. . An Qi still trusts her maid's skill and loyalty, and she is not worried about what will happen to Ed.

She turned around and found no one, so she decided to go back to the dormitory area to take a look. When she walked to the door of Ed's room, she heard the voice of dialogue coming from inside.

"In broad daylight, what are you doing hiding in the room?" An Qi thought of someone's ability to fool, and put her ear to the door anxiously. "No, no."

"I didn't expect it to be so loud." This is Ed's voice, "Is it so loud since I was a child?"

"When you are young, you should be smaller, and you will slowly grow bigger when you grow up." This is the voice of her lovely maid.

"Well, let me take a closer look." Ed's voice paused, "Can you raise your hand and move it?"

"Is that so?" Taoxiang obeyed her words.

"Yes, that's it. Then, can I touch it?" An Qi felt a little lost in her mind.

"It's okay, please." Unable to bear, Taoxiang was also deceived!

"Ed, you're too much!" An Qi pushed open the door angrily, only to see the two men standing face to face in neat clothes, Taoxiang's hands glowing like a barrier, "...Ha?! What's the situation? !"

"What do you say?" Ed coldly looked at the girl who broke in. "Why don't Miss Friday explain why I'm too much? Or is there something incredible in your dirty brain?"

An Qi blushed and opened her mouth, not knowing what to say.

"It's fine if you don't believe in my character, it's normal." Ed made an expression of'Baby cub is disappointed in you', "Don't you trust your own maid at all? You? Do you know how sad Miss Taoxiang is being suspected by the master like this? Take a 10,000 step back, Miss Taoxiang's force value is higher than I don't know. What about your IQ?"

An Qi's face turned red.

"Forget it, let's not talk about you, always criticizing you makes you even less confident." Ed showed the outside with his eyes, "I still have something to do with Taoxiang, it is inconvenient for everyone to see, trouble You close the door from outside the room, thank you."

An Qi nodded dizzyly, walked outside the room and closed the door, and then stood in the corridor for a while. At this moment, someone passing by pointed at her and made her suddenly react, "Isn't that right?" Why did I come outside?"

She pushed open the door again: "Huh, you almost fooled you. If you didn't do anything ulterior motive, you wouldn't care if someone was watching it?"

"Then sit down." Ed said nonchalantly, "Just talk if you want to see it. If you don't tell me how do I know you want to see it. If you want to see it, I will show it to you. If you want to see it, of course I don't I won’t let you see it. It’s impossible to say that you want to see me but I won’t show it to you. You don’t want to see me but want to show it to you. Everyone makes sense. What are you doing in a daze? Sit down."

"Hey?" An Qi came back to her senses and sat down on the chair honestly, "Oh."

Only the maid smiled happily, covering her mouth all the way.

The experiment continued. In An Qi's unidentified eyes, Ed had thrown things, splashed water, blown air on the barrier created by the maid, and even made An Qi fire two shots on it. The facts proved that the thing is strong. The degree can even withstand the kinetic energy of the bullet. At last Ed touched it lightly with his hand, and the barrier disappeared.

Next, he did some things that An Qi couldn't understand. Some of the actions seemed to An Qi's awkwardness, but considering that he would be criticized for having a low IQ, An Qi curled his lips and decided not to point it out. After he was done, he started pacing back and forth in the room, frowning with an expression of thinking about a complicated problem, and talking about something that An Qi didn't understand at all.

"Only the deterioration of the communication function, NewType, can only be marked and cannot mark others. Since you can't see others, how can you achieve communication? It's not a direct p2p connection, is it a transfer station? Where is the transfer station and what is the medium? What kind of medium does NewType itself rely on for sensing dialogue? I have never thought about this issue. I'm misguided."

"The position on physical defense can be denied by free will. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is neutralization. Is it the wall of the degraded heart? But why is it so easy to realize the denial of reality? Is there an increase in external force? This is simply a degraded version. The man-made apostles, is there still an apostle in this worldview? Will determines matter, so this is actually an idealistic world?"

"Misrchi is like this in the whole country, that is to say, there is a country’s degradation of NewType and degradation of apostles. Is it genetic customization or special device catalysis, or both? Considering that the country is closed for secrecy, if this is a big The secret research results of the BOSS, then the level of this BOSS is not comparable to that of Kluzer's scum."

"Following this line of thinking, continue to deduce a BOSS that can create humans. It is a common routine to replace old humans with new humans. They will be dangerous if they get a nerve to destroy the world. The lowest technological level of BOSS is also an independent high. Super weapons are very likely. Yes, it would be too early to appear if the boss is finally hidden..."

Ed was there and was pacing, his mouth kept crooked, but his face became more and more ugly, and his brows became more frowning. An Qi looked at him at a loss, and was about to ask anxiously. The maid stopped her and shook her head silently.

Ed suddenly stopped and raised his head to look at her: "Friday, will all the Norma found in the country be sent here? Nothing is missing?"

"Well, yes." An Qi nodded, and then whispered in a low voice, "I don't even remember to call my name at this time. It's definitely intentional."

"A genetic mutation with a high probability, an artificial human with unstable traits, finally the BOSS hammered." He slapped his right hand with his left hand, facing the master and servant, "Momoxiang, thank you for your cooperation today. It helped me very much. Very busy. Well, Friday, are you okay?"

"What? Your attitude." An Qi got up unhappy and left. "Momoxiang, let's go, let him play by himself."

"You are too polite." The maid smiled and bowed to him, "Please don't pay attention to the rudeness of Your Highness. In fact, Your Highness Angelique gets along very happily with you. Please continue to do this with Angelique in the future. Your Royal Highness Lijie gets along in harmony."

"Don't say extra words!" An Qi turned around and took the maid lady and pulled out, "Don't get along with this kind of person! I don't care about him later, and see if he will be pushed on the ground!"

An Qi said so, but she still worried about letting the maid secretly spy on Ed and told her "My property is not allowed to be forced by others" and "When he is about to be beaten to death, he is allowed to go out for rescue." people".

After a few days, Taoxiang reported that Ed was neither forced nor beaten by anyone, which made An Qi very disappointed. She waited unwillingly for a few days, but there was no result, so she simply removed Taoxiang's surveillance.

The following days were unremarkable, and An Qi still lived a life of quarreling with others every day and attacking occasionally. Until one day, she suddenly realized that all of her teammates had changed their attitudes towards her, and even those who had been hostile to her were kind to her. Unknown, she ordered the maid to go out to inquire about the news, but she heard the shocking facts from the maid.

"His Royal Highness Angelique, in fact, a member of the Second Squadron went to look for him on the first day after removing Mr. Ed's protection." Momoka told her, “The lady came out two hours after entering Mr. Ed’s room. When she came out, she burst into tears and kept saying, “It’s great to meet Mr. Ed” and so on.”

"Huh?" An Qi drew out her ears without an image, "Peach fragrance, you can't make a mistake, are you?"

"From now on, as long as you are not with Mr. Ed, someone will go to him every day, sometimes even a few people together." The maid continued to narrate with a smile, "They all got from Mr. Ed a few hours later. When I came out of my room, the reaction was similar."

"Evil, devil, is he?" An Qi swallowed. "My teammates are not all..."

According to Taoxiang, a certain red hair in the first squadron first entered with an arrogant face, and came out crying with a headache a few hours later. Then a certain blue Mao wanted to avenge the red Mao and cowered in. After a few hours, he came out with tears and a happy smile on his face. Then the squadron leader Salia felt that something was strange and went to him for questioning. After a few hours, he came out and said "Mr. Eide" and "Mr. Eide". The remaining team members throw themselves into the net without believing in evil spirits, and in the end all members become what they are now.

An Qi approached Salia with luck, hoping that the information Taoxiang had obtained was wrong.

"Mr. Ed is also a person who likes to read books. He said that girls who love to read are admirable." Salia's face was full of admiration. "He also said that girls who like to read girly comics have dreams. Human, he is even willing to discuss the plot of the girl manga with me. He knows everything, and many of the problems I encountered as a team leader helped me solve my puzzles. He also said that being needed by others is the basic aspiration of a person, but being a human being is more important Yes……"

An Qi couldn't listen anymore, she felt that Salia had been brainwashed, and then she found the red and blue hairs.

"You princess who is born with everything will not understand." Hong Mao looked sad, "but Mr. Ed understands me, he has had this experience, he understands, this kind of pain , This kind of despair, this kind of struggle."

"Mr. Ed told me what a real friend is." Lan Mao looked contented. "He also told me how to make friends. He was even willing to be my friend. I just understand now that I am. Always wrong, Mr. Ed is right. I'm so stupid, really."

The same conversation happened to An Qi and each of her teammates.

"Too, too terrible, is this his true strength?" An Qi trembling, "This base is about to fall, Taoxiang, what should I do?"

"His Royal Highness Angelique is fine as usual." The maid said with a smile, "If you don't understand, why don't you just ask that adult?"

An Qi struggled for a long time and decided to follow Taoxiang's suggestion. When she broke into the party's room directly, there was a girl from the third squadron who was having a life talk in the room, and she drove them out without saying a word. When the other party was kicked out, he was very dissatisfied. He kept saying "It's amazing to buy it with money" and "Everyone crowdfunding to buy Mr. Ed back".

"What the **** are you doing?" An Qi patted the table angrily, making a "puff puff" sound, "Want to turn the entire base into your harem?!"

"You don't want to spit people, I'm so clean and jade, okay? I haven't touched the whole base alone." Ed looked at her innocently, "Didn't you tell me before, I will help you solve the problem between teammates before running away." Interpersonal relationship issues. Look, are everyone treating you better now?"

"...It seems to be?" An Qi turned the topic back immediately, "No, right? The one just now wasn't our squadron at all, right? There are many more of this kind, it has nothing to do with what you said."

"Like just now, they found them by themselves. Most of them have some mental illness. I am idle and I am idle, so I can help enlighten them. You can't let me drive people out with a stern face, isn't that a fight? "Edder replied naturally, "And I found that you are right, you are indeed the highest IQ here."

"Yeah, let me just say it." An Qi nodded happily, and then realized something, "but why are you so nice to each of them, only to me on Fridays and Fridays? I didn't see you either. Come and enlighten me? Are you deliberately targeting me?"

"Is there, I don't think so." Ed lowered his head and thought, "Maybe you are too bullied and can't help it?"

"You are too much! You are really targeting me!" An Qi stared at him fiercely, squeezing her knuckles, "I want you to understand today that IQ is not all of me!"

"I warn you in advance, you are a girl, and I will take advantage of this kind of thing in the end." Eddy looked at her fearlessly, without any fluctuations in his heart, because the NT radar did not call the police at all, indicating that the other party did not dare to do anything. .

"You are now my private property. I do whatever I want. No one will come to rescue you if you break your throat!" An Qi said and stopped suddenly, her fierce expression disappeared from her face. "What's the matter, I suddenly put on a serious expression, I don't really want to hit you."

Ed is still the same, motionless.

"Just kidding, I'm joking. Why are you like this, can you not afford to make a joke? Is it because you can only bully me, and I can't resist it?" An Qi waited again, but the other party still didn't respond. "Okay, okay, I'm wrong, can't I be wrong when I'm wrong?"

"Didn't you say that this place is not exposed?" Ed said suddenly.

"Ah? Yes." An Qi nodded, "I dumped the big white guy the previous time and didn't expose the base. So what's the matter with you?"

"Now they are looking for you. I can't direct you here, use my brain. I still owe you favors, don't die."