A few days later.
In the Wanjie chat group.
The Demon Sword Spirit:"Didi... check in,(=ω=)"
Mr. Murong:"╮(╯_╰)╭, I am so angry, these idiots, I teach them meditation methods.
But none of them can read, I have to teach them one by one!
Who can popularize this method? I can't be a teacher!!"
Ninja scientist:"Education is necessary, but your situation is difficult, take it slowly..."
Mr. Murong:"(⊙﹏⊙)But I wanted to offer sacrifices earlier. I had almost prepared all the offerings and wanted to start the national sacrifice right away. But few people could read. Damn it...."
Ninja Scientist:"You are always in the same boat, never doing anything serious. You deserve to be a nobody for the rest of your life."
The Spirit of the Demon Sword:"⊙▽⊙Don't worry, little brother....You can first let them see the greatness of God, and then slowly educate them. There are not many people here who can read."
As a person from ancient times, she understood the other party's suffering! She couldn't help laughing in her heart. It
's too funny to be illiterate. What kind of meditation method you said, people just asked hello with their heads.
Li Laoer:"Brother, you are confused. Don't you know to spread it to those teachers first, and then let them preach?
One person spreads it to ten, ten people spread it to a hundred, the speed is very fast, that's how I play."
Mr. Murong:"Is there such a way? I understand!!"
Pirate King of the Caribbean:"It's been too difficult for me recently. I've been playing hide-and-seek with the navy every day. I can't collect much gold coins at all. Even robbery is difficult."
Eternal God:"But as far as I know, you hang out in the bar every day and have fun with dancers. You don't have the idea of building an altar at all."
Li Laoer:"Meet my God!!!"
Mr. Murong:"Meet the Lord God!!!"
For peace:"Meet my God!!!"
Spirit of the Magic Sword:"Worship the Boss!!!"
In the Pirates of the Caribbean world,
Jack, who was drinking, vomited the wine all over the floor. The lively tavern suddenly became deserted.
His men rushed over after hearing the news and asked,"Boss,...What happened to you?"
Why did you vomit for no reason?
The party tonight just started a short while ago.
Jack said with sweat on his forehead:"No...It's okay."
His eyes were filled with fear. Could it be that the Eternal God knew that what I did was impossible?
Pirate King of the Caribbean:"It's unfair, Your Majesty the Eternal God, I work hard for the altar every day, but those navy are united, I only have so few people, there is really no way."
Eternal God:"You still dare to quibble? Jack Sparrow, born in 1691...
He likes to wear a red headdress on his head and hold a compass that can't point south in his hand.
Barbossa is my mortal enemy. What else do you want me to say?
If you swear that you are not in the bar now, I will believe you!!"
Liu Che was angry.
This lazy guy, relying on his meditation method, should have sacrificed himself to open the world channel long ago.
As a result, it has been so long.
He is still complaining.
It is obvious that he only wants to take advantage and doesn't want to do anything.
He doesn't mind knocking on such a guy.
Let the people in the group know that he is the eternal god, omniscient and omnipotent!!
Jack's whole body was cold, and the wine in his mouth flowed down.
No way, how could it be possible...God knows what I am doing...
Pirates of the Caribbean:"Kowtow.jpg, God, I was wrong, please give me one last chance, I deceived you."
For Peace:"It turns out he is really an old liar! He even deceived God, haha..."
Ninja scientist:"This old guy lied to everyone. At first he told me he was a king, but he turned out to be a robber."
Li Laoer:"The majesty of the gods cannot be desecrated and must be severely punished!!!"
What a sin it is to deceive the gods?
And the most frightening thing is that the Eternal God really knows everyone's life.
He also knows what they are doing.
It's just that he doesn't say it.
Eternal God:"Oh, are you scared now? Although my meditation method can be used by anyone, you shouldn't lie to me, so now you have two choices.
First, die to atone for your sins, and your soul will serve me for ten thousand years before I can forgive your sins.
Second, within three days, I want to see the tribute you offer, otherwise your world will wither!!!"
Liu Che said in order to intimidate the group members.
His words are also intimidating enough. He even wants to destroy the world.
The spirit of the magic sword:"(⊙﹏⊙)Lord God, please don't destroy my world. Long Kui will build an altar for you. I will start working immediately and will never lie to you again."
Ninja scientist:"It turns out that you were lying before!! I caught you..."
Demon Sword Spirit:"Σ(っД;)I'm not, I don't...Don't talk nonsense!"
Pirates of the Caribbean:"Please rest assured, I will atone for my sins within three days."
Jack was relieved to hear that he didn't have to die.
But we still can't let our guard down.
Didn't you see that God said he wanted to destroy the world?
That's not fake. The body of a god is stronger than the heaven and the earth. If he destroys the world, he will die too.
I have a stinky mouth. I won't talk nonsense next time.
PS: The new book is launched, begging for support! Please give me flowers, evaluation tickets, monthly tickets, and rewards...Begging for all support!!!
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