Obviously I'm the trainer

Li Wei was extremely envious of Ibrahimovic's treatment.

Li Wei told his mother about his 'dislike' for Ibrahimovic with alopecia areata, and originally planned to spend a wave of public funds to buy some small clothes for Ibrahimovic, so as to cover up her current situation of alopecia areata.

But he never expected that his mother had unique problem-solving skills.

After a phone call, in less than half an hour, a group of young ladies with fashionable dresses, high heels and sunglasses, with long legs and thin waists, came to his home.

After neatly bowing respectfully to his tyrannosaurus mother, he took out various tools from his carry-on bag and walked towards Ibrahimovic, who was still lying on the pillow enjoying the horse killing chicken.

There was a young lady with a measuring tape, who lifted up Ibrahimovic and carefully measured the data of various parts of her body.

This is the only part that Li Wei can understand.

Li Wei really didn't understand the rest of those Doraemon pockets.

From the small bag, he took out various instruments, big and small.

But no matter what, the size of the instrument that was taken out obviously does not match the model of the bag on the waist?

Is this also the amount that can be squeezed in?

Li Weiwei was slightly familiar with this wonderful instrument, he had seen similar things when he accompanied his mother to the beauty salon.

And now looking at its practical usefulness, it is indeed the case.

A group of people surrounded Ibrahimovic, looking at her paws for a while, and her face for a while, and then devoted most of her energy to her hardest hit area—alopecia areata.

A group of people observed and took samples of Ibrahimovic's exposed skin and different hairs on various parts of his body for fifteen minutes.

Finally, after 'the collection of materials is completed', the group of people left in a hurry after another very spectacular salute.

Li Wei thought this was the end of the matter, maybe he was just measuring Ibrahimovic's basic body data, but what he never expected was that after dinner that night, a man with an inch head in a suit and leather shoes and sunglasses knocked on his face. There were three big boxes of things behind the door.

Just looking at the list of items on the box made Li Wei feel uncomfortable all over.

Like eating a box of lemons.

No, one box is not enough, you have to eat three boxes.

At this time, Li Wei just wanted to express his unhappiness by playing a song about wine and singing lemon.

All kinds of high-end custom-made clothing of luxury brands that are completely incomprehensible, in all colors, comfortable materials, excellent styles, and various exaggerated but artistic logos...

mom! She is an Ibrahimovic! Why!

Although if Li Wei looked carefully at his wardrobe, he would find that his clothes were from the same brands as those made by Ibrahimovic.

but! When people are sour, they don't think about these things at all.

As the old saying goes, acid is the end.

A whole box of clothes, and I don't know a bald Ibrahimovic, how can she have a box of clothes and accessories.

It's just Ibrahimovic, does she deserve to wear clothes? Don't you usually go out with fruit? What are you doing with so many bells and whistles?

As a result, Li Wei completely abandoned what he thought when he just came back from the hospital, 'to make up for a happy childhood for Ibrahimovic', and all he thought about was 'Ibrahimovic's training plan'.

After all... if she's doing Pokémon training, there's no reason for her to wear so many nice clothes, right?

Fighting with headgear? This attitude is not correct!

With deep resentment, Li Wei opened the second box.

Compared with the contents of the first box, the second box is much more normal, and a strong herbal smell hits my face.

Looking at the words written on the packaging bag, Li Wei found that these were medicinal bath packs, incense, hair tonic and other things prepared for Ibrahimovic.

Fair, acceptable.

In the third box, on top, was a document.

This is a suggestion from a senior nutritionist hired by the company for Ibrahimovic's recipes for healing and 'hairdressing'.

Inside the box are the corresponding ingredients, etc., two weeks' worth.

? ? ?

mom? Why not get a nutritionist for your son too?

Does your son need no nutrition?

To be reasonable, Li Wei felt that he might not be his own.

Why?

She is an Eevee! Who is the boss in the family!

He just came back from the hospital, and his mother didn't say anything, just an Ibrahimovic...a silly Ibrahimovic...seems really cute and lovable.

Li Wei's brain circuit was also very crooked, and he quickly accepted the reality.

After the acid was finished, he sighed silently, and put these things into Eevee's wardrobe and locker together with the magic wall doll.

Yes, that's right.

In just half a day after Ibrahimovic arrived home, Li Wei's room had already had a few more Ibrahimovic lockers and wardrobes, and his mother also thoughtfully prepared a copy for Riolu.

······

When he came to the room, he looked at his room again and carefully.

The room was indeed very large, about five times larger than the small room he hadn't passed through before.

The rest area is separated from the work area, and on the large computer table is a high-end and handsome desktop computer that he has dreamed of.

As a boy, he actually has this cloakroom in his house, which is still full of clothes.

A bookcase on one wall, and a glass cabinet filled with various Pokémon figures.

wow...

It's big and comfortable, it's just the dream of two-dimensional waste wood.

But... Nima's! Why!

Is he so sour?

Even before he can enjoy the empty part, it has become Ibrahimovic's leisure and entertainment plus living area.

Seeing the style of the room gradually changing into the shape of Ibrahimovic, he really wanted to rush out and shouted to his mother who was sitting in the living room wearing a mask, "Mom, I want it too!" ! !

However, Li Wei completely underestimated his mother's desire to raise a daughter.

The next day, after a few "dididi" reminders from the truck reversing, the little brother in blue work clothes carried a box with a big milk can pattern from the car.

This is the milk tablet his mother bought for Ibrahimovic.

Ibrahimovic has passed the infancy period, and drinking milk every day is not very helpful to her.

So after the research of my mother and nutritionist, the concentrated milk tablets are very suitable for Ibrahimovic.

One tablet in the morning, noon and evening, combined with a nutritious meal of various tree fruits and meat, can make up for the malnutrition in the young period and promote hair growth.

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The price of meat in this world is relatively expensive.

It's like the price of fruits in the neighboring country's foot pot chicken and Nanbang, which are expensive because they are scarce.

Because the world is full of Pokémon, the status of wild animals that were once prosperous is in jeopardy.

Although mainstream foods such as chickens, ducks, geese, pigs, and cattle are not extinct, they have gradually become "endangered species" in the long evolution, and they have relied on human protection to survive since ancient times... Then they are eaten by humans.

After the development of society, the bad habit of eating Pokémon has long been banned. Now the meat that everyone eats is farm-raised, and seafood is also isolated in a special area for breeding.

‘When human beings just learned to build and use tools in ancient times, they already had the habit of bringing elves (pictured: Bangira) to captive animals and eat them. ’——"History III"

To be fair, the history of this world is also a strange one.

Before going to bed last night, Li Wei had a whim and planned to work hard, work hard, and study history books conscientiously. As a result, he encountered the huge Waterloo in his life before he opened his textbook and read a few pages.

Every time he reads an extra page, there will be another grass in his heart.

The former biologist Li Wei last night, his three views were ravaged by the culture of this world.

The records of human origin in history books are divided into two theories.

The views of some scholars are the same as the previous world, which is the theory of evolution.

Humans evolved from primates.

Scientists claim they believe in science.

The other part believed in Arceus.

People in this section are also scientists, and they study the science of Pokémon.

Through a large number of documents and records left behind, these people believe in the ancient things recorded on the totems in the ruins.

They firmly believe that human beings were created by the Creator God.

To be reasonable, substituting the world view into the world of Pokémon, Li Wei actually thinks that the second kind of Nima is very reasonable?

Although the theatrical version only said that "Arzeus regards human beings as friends", but as the creator god, he created this world, so can the creatures that appear in this world also be classified as created by him?

After all, there have been many things in this world that are different from those in games, comics, and animations, so here we replace the role of Creator God with Pangu and Nuwa, and think carefully about the creation of the world and the creation of man. ······There seems to be nothing wrong with it.

So that night, Li Wei fell into the philosophical mystery of mythology and science.

But this thing is not something a sophomore can figure out at all. After thinking about it to the end, Li Wei has given up.

He doesn't care about logic anymore.

He is just an ordinary time traveler, without any lofty consciousness, so the problem of this century is left to others.

He has the right to take this as Lu Xun's text, and recite the whole text for the exam.

After giving up on myself, it feels good and comfortable to read history books again.

But looking at the bookshelves full of 'required numbers', he could already foresee what kind of nightmare it would be when he raided the cram school trainer to test his knowledge in the next two months.

The crit of the soul, the baptism of the spirit, the friction of the three views, and the torture of the body.

The waist and legs are sore and mentally exhausted, and the body feels hollowed out.

"Tsk tsk tsk, but now that I have plenty of time, I should be able to be lazy and learn slowly."

As an old DDL patient, he now chooses to sleep with Ibrahimovic in his arms.

He put Riolu's incubator on the bedside table.

Although the people in the elf center had told him when the elf egg would hatch, Li Wei just wanted to put the egg within sight.

The hatching time is about 6-10 days. In fact, it doesn’t matter if you wait until the sixth day to stare at it. Even if you don’t stare at it, the machine will remind you before hatching. There is no need to spend such a lot of effort to stare at it. with this egg.

However, he, Li Wei, did not.

What if his Riolu hatched early?

Don't humans also have this saying of premature birth? Why can't this egg work!

Li Wei, who expressed that he did not want to miss the moment of his birth in a suite in Shanghai, chose to be with this egg day and night.

While waiting for Riolu to hatch and Ibrahimovic to recover, every day of Li Wei is also full and joyful.

Adhering to the idea of ​​"I can train with the elves~" and "There are still two months to review, I can take a vacation for a while~" In this heart, Li Wei has not read any history books and various kinds of books these days. Related books that need to be read and memorized during the Pokemon Association assessment.

In the past few days, he has devoted himself to playing happily with Ibrahimovic, and by the way, he will return to his old job - drawing books.

No, it's drawing serious comics.

As an ACG enthusiast, he entered the pit to learn board painting, but he didn't know what was wrong in the middle, just like countless seniors, he became a big hit in the book as he drew.

For this, Li Wei can only express his emotion with the phrase "the times are calling".

Ibrahimovic looks no different from an ordinary little Ibrahimovic now, living a healthy life and playing happily, but Li Wei is still afraid that something is wrong with her mentally.

He is going to wait for Riolu to hatch and grow up for a while. When it is time to give "spiritual guidance" and "three-view shaping", he will take the little comics he has drawn and tell them some positive stories. Listening to stories with illustrations, bright colors are easier to attract their attention, and it is easier for the two children to understand what he is bbing.

After all, according to research, the average IQ of elves is that of a human eight-year-old.

Individual lumbar discs are particularly prominent, basically comparable to humans, or even higher than humans.

Of course, there must be some who are lagging behind, and Pokémon with poor brains still occupy the majority.

Compared with Li Wei's "busyness", Ibrahimovic's daily life is very simple.

Change the dressing and bask in the sun.

The doctor's request is that after the wound starts to scab, it is best to tear off the gauze every day to expose it to the sun, and put an Elizabethan ring on Ibrahimovic when changing the dressing to help him recover.

Afterwards, enjoy smooth hair, just medicine, just nutrition and milk tablets, and a medicated bath at night.

Every day when Li Wei takes a bath to enjoy life by himself, he will take Ibrahimovic to take a medicinal bath by the way.

Both of them had a small wet towel covering their heads, leaning their backs on the edge, enjoying the same expression with their arms spread out and enjoying life, which is still very cute.

Life is so delicate, it would be even better if the two hours in the morning that made Li Wei miserable.

At the request of his father Li Yuansheng, Li Wei would be carried out by his father for morning exercises every morning.

After all, trainers in this world also have basic physical fitness tests.

In the wild, it's not enough for elves to fight, people also have to be able to run, so Li Wei's nightmare began.

Of course, such a healthy thing, Li Wei did not let Ibrahimovic go.

Anyway, after inspection, the wound on her body is basically healed, and proper exercise is also conducive to the absorption of medicine and good health.

So every morning, the two sleepy-eyed guys wore the same style of sportswear, and started to follow their father to get up for half an hour in the morning and run for half an hour in the built-in gym at home for an hour and a half.

Li Wei was forced to do all kinds of sports with his father. Reasonably, although it looked scary and impossible, it seemed that he was very 'strong' and resistant to grass in this world, screaming in his heart 'impossible, impossible. ! ’ At the same time, the task of morning exercise was easily completed.

It's a bit weird, the head is completely out of sync with the body, but Li Wei's overall feeling is still very good, after all, who wouldn't want to have a one-punch superman-like physique.

Hey, I picked it up for nothing, so comfortable.

And Ibrahimovic continued to walk slowly on the treadmill, doing the most basic aerobic exercise.

After all, Li Wei is not a devil, he is also afraid that Ibrahimovic's wound will burst open.

After exercising, Li Wei habitually took Ibrahimovic to take a shower and wash up.

Waking up at five o'clock for morning exercises is simply outrageous. Li Wei doesn't even have time to wash himself, let alone help Ibrahimovic to wash up?

The process of raising Pokémon in this world is unexpectedly real.

Except for the fact that the Pokémon are all fairies and they can't even go to the bathroom, which surprised Li Wei, the rest are so real that Li Wei finds it a little unbelievable.

They actually need to brush their teeth and wash their faces like humans! !

Never acted in this anime!

Ibrahimovic's four-group animal-shaped washing steps are relatively simple. To brush her teeth, she either uses special cleaning mud to chew and play, or brushes her teeth with a small toothbrush.

It is not necessary to wash your face with facial cleanser, just wipe your face with a special no-rinse cleanser, and wipe the corners of your eyes with water.

Ibrahimovic did not reject bathing like the feline Pokémon, which saved Li Wei a lot of worry.

The dryer specially designed for small plush elves is also a good thing for Li Wei to feel that even if the world's technology tree is a little crooked, it is still a little crooked.

It only takes one minute to dry Ibrahimovic's wet hair, so you don't have to worry about ringworm from wet fur.

After drying, comb the hair with a comb again, and a bright and beautiful Eevee is finished washing.

What I have to say is that since Ibrahimovic was brought home, Li Wei basically stopped wearing black clothes.

He would not wear it unless the magic wall puppet thoughtfully took the felt to help him deal with the black jacket and pants that seemed to have been insulted.

Under the supervision of the big devil Li Yuansheng, one person and one Ibrahimovic were forced to work and rest regularly. Ibrahimovic's body gradually recovered, nutrition was absorbed well, and hair showed signs of growing.

The days passed like this day by day.

On the morning of April 8, at 9:31.

When Li Wei returned to his room on the second floor from downstairs after breakfast, he saw the incubator on the table flickering brightly, and the incubator opened automatically under the reminder of a little star bell.

Click, click, the eggshell of the Riolu egg began to shatter.

Immediately afterwards, a large piece of eggshell fell off, and a small, blue, puppy-like creature appeared in front of Li Wei.

Its legs and the lower part of its torso are black, with a yellow collar around its neck, a small blue tail dragging behind it, and a white round piece on each of its two front paws.

After a few soft whimpers, Riolu opened his red eyes.

As a young elf, when he opened his eyes, the first scene he saw were two huge faces.

One is furry, with two erected ears, and black and brown eyes; the other has a weird appearance, only the top of the head has hair, and its appearance is also different from the furry species next to it, although it looks very weird But there was an inexplicable sense of intimacy about him.

So under such circumstances, little Riolu tended to his own instinct.

He chose to crawl towards Li Wei, stretched out his arm, and let out a cry of "Lu~", as if begging for a hug.

Li Wei was elated, and after raising his eyebrows at Ibrahimovic next to him, with a triumphant smile, he took a blanket from the side, wrapped it around Leolu, and hugged him.

As a newborn Pokémon, in addition to basic warming measures after birth, the baby needs to take a bath first.

Egg-born Pokémon is not as easy as imagined.

The body covered in protein is a little sticky, so the first thing to do is to wash off the sticky matter on the newborn Riolu.

The hatching of Pokémon is far more realistic than what was given in the anime. Li Wei, who has no relevant knowledge at all and only knows a little bit, is at a loss for keeping Riolu.

But fortunately, the parents sitting in the living room heard the reminder sound from the incubator upstairs, and ran up, which helped Li Wei a lot.

Because Lioulu is still young and a little shy, he only has a feeling of closeness to Li Wei, a human with a waveguide.

Therefore, experienced parents have no way to come in handy, they can only stand aside and act as spring commanders.

Li Wei turned on all the bathroom heaters in the bathroom, and under the guidance of the magic wall puppet, he found a small bathtub that would not drown Riolu because of Li Wei's misoperation.

Mom helped put some moderately warm water, and then under the guidance of his parents, Li Wei finally washed the Riolu safely.

In general, although he was busy and sweating profusely, this novel process made Li Wei feel very happy and satisfied.

After all...'This is my suite! '

After washing, wiping, and drying his hair, Riolu drank a few sips of the large jug of nutritious milk necessary for newborns, and soon fell asleep again.

After all, it is a cub, so it is inevitable to love to sleep.

Li Wei, who was sweating profusely, went to the bathroom to wash his face. When he walked back to the room and prepared to watch his little Leolu sleep, he was surprised to find that his father, mother, and Ibrahimovic were looking at each other with concern. Surrounded by Leo Lu who was sleeping in the cradle, he looked concerned and cautious, not daring to take a breath.

And the magic wall puppet stood not far away like a model worker to record this "warm" scene.

At this moment, Li Wei didn't know whether he should just grab Lemon or gather around to join them.

He always feels that if this continues, his status in the family will be lost sooner or later...

After standing at the door for a while, Li Wei clicked his tongue, and he chose to join this 'warm' onlooker party.

=-=

Something always feels wrong.

I think I need to write less...

ε=(ο｀*)))

Another day of poor grades.

"Temo's Street Diary"

Thursday, June 18, rain.

It was raining heavily outside, and the raindrops hit the ground, ticking, ticking.

This sound is like the data dropped in my background, tick, tick, tick, no, it's clatter.

Today's recommendation tickets are less, the collection is gone, and there is still no big boss hanging curtain.

Other kids have big bosses adding book lists, but I still haven't.

Ah, it's raining, it's so cold.

This newspaper is not warm...

Hope to survive tonight.

well.

see you tomorrow.

o(╥﹏╥)o