Obviously I'm the trainer

Look at the items lying in that red box!

This black gold design is full of luxury and luxury no matter where you look at it.

Take one out and put it in your hand and look at it. At this time, it is shining with a low-key and restrained light under the sunlight. There is a circle of gold inlaid in this sphere, and it is matched with a touch of red that is very charming. Is it said that there is a national limit of 30,000, a luxurious ball of 50,000 yuan?

Awesome!

At this time, apart from these two big characters, Li Wei couldn't accommodate anything else in his mind.

Not knowing what to say, Li Wei could only sigh, silently took out his phone, took a photo and sent it to his mother.

Li Wei: [picture]

Li Wei: Mom, is this it?

Mom: Yes √

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Li Wei: Okay, let’s throw the ball

Mom: let's go

Mom: [WeChat transfer 100,000 yuan]

Li Wei:? ? ? ?

Mom: When you go to the elf center to register, let's buy something by the way. You may not be used to the things in the training area.

Li Wei:······

Mom: Buy something for Eevee and Riolu even if you don't need it.

Li Wei: Oh

Mom: Forget it, you are unreliable, so just waste the money.

Mom: Let the magic wall doll contact me on WeChat, and I will ask him to prepare your luggage for you.

? ? ?

I have to say that every time he chats with his mother, there are always countless question marks above his head.

Whether it's the sudden transfer of money, or the fact that the magic wall puppet actually sent WeChat, it has a great impact on him.

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Li Wei, who was at a loss for words, silently put his phone in his pocket, walked out of the warehouse with a ball in each hand, and went to look for Riolu and Ibrahimovic.

This belated subjugation really has no sense of ritual at all.

Seeing Riolu and Ibrahimovic holding the ball indifferently and hitting his head with the ball, and disappearing in front of him with the red light, a sense of boredom hit his heart instantly.

At this time, lift the ball up and shout 'pokemon get da da! ’, will he be despised by his own elves?

Li Wei didn't know.

Sighing, he released the two elves again. Looking at the shrunken elf ball, Li Wei felt that it was urgent to buy some suitable pockets.

Otherwise, if you hold two balls in your hand, it's not appropriate to turn them around. These balls are 50,000 yuan each, and if you lose them...

"well."

Sighing, Li Wei went to the magic wall puppet to convey his mother's wishes.

After watching the miraculous move of the magic wall puppet sending wechat in the living room for a while, Li Wei went back to his room silently to continue studying, waiting for Tian Bai to pack his luggage and go to the elf hall to register for some procedures.

Although he checked the tutorial online and now he can go through the formalities by himself, but if she is released again, she will be a little too pitiful.

He is not a devil, he is also a man of conscience, he will not do such an excessive thing.

Thinking of this, Li Weiyi flipped through the fifteenth volume of the elf alliance textbook, and continued to recite the relevant history of the elf world.

At 12:30 noon, Li Wei and the others started their lunch time amid the yelling of the magic wall puppet, "Let's go!"

And as luck would have it, Tianbai also came at this time.

After opening the door, Li Wei found that behind her was a caretaker, carrying a big box, and was greeting the elves in the house.

"It seems that I came at the right time!", Tian Bai sat down at the dining table very unceremoniously, humming a ditty and waiting for her portion of lunch.

Lunch is the self-confident work of the magic wall puppet - roast duck.

To be reasonable, if Li Wei heard correctly, the magic wall puppet also gave this meal a very vivid name, roast duck with green onions.

If the words 'roasted duck with green onions' were permuted and combined, the alliance police officer would have to check the water meter every minute.

This is a story about the fact that at the beginning of the last century, the law on inedible Pokémon was not sound enough, and Pokémon such as scallion duck, which was marinated with its own ingredients, was once eaten to the brink of extinction.

According to the information written in the textbook, there are only 1,300 scallion ducks surviving in the world today, and they have been listed as national first-class protected animals that are prohibited from being purchased.

What makes Li Wei laugh and cry is that there are many more of the same things.

Because of the octopus characteristics that can be infinitely regenerated, the octopus bucket was once kept in captivity by various octopus lovers.

Anyway, if you cut it off, it will regenerate, so it shouldn't matter if you eat it.

Saving the genre of octopus balls powder ecstasy, takoyaki means that it has also stood up, and iron plate octopus means that it can also join in the fun...

After being popular all over the world for a period of time, it was immediately banned by the Elf Alliance, and relevant laws were promulgated immediately.

But even this can't stop everyone's love for Pokémon.

The advent of canned stingray almost starved a group of marine life to death.

After almost eating a marine ecosystem, people gradually realized that eating Pokémon is not advisable.

Finally, a group of devils shifted their sights to the Slowbeast's tail.

‘Anyway, his tail fell off by himself, so it shouldn’t matter if we pick it up and eat it, right? '

And so the Slowpoke farm began.

Reasonably speaking, the breeding license is issued by the alliance, and the pond owners did not abuse the slow-witted beasts in order to make their slow-witted tails more delicious. It can be said that this group of seemingly wise and foolish people may not have The dumb people with IQ have lived a palace-level life that is infinitely more comfortable than in the wild.

So far, the gluttonous feast surrounding Pokémon has finally come to an end.

After a short errand, they finished their lunch.

Ibrahimovic is still Li Wei's special "big nourishing" vegetable and fruit dishes. It is pitiful to see her teary-eyed, and Li Wei still tears some duck meat for her to eat.

Riolu ate a whole roast duck, and it was so refreshing to eat it with the calcium tablets and mixed fruit juice recommended by the doctor.

They are also elves. Seeing Riolu eating and drinking, Ibrahimovic can only say that she has written down this grudge.

Although she hated it, she still ate the rice in her bowl obediently.

After all, she can feel it too. Although these foods are unpalatable, the energy in her body is indeed more abundant.

So in order to satisfy his appetite, Ibrahimovic has another reason to become stronger.

The steps to register with the alliance are very simple. You only need to receive the Pokémon into the Poké Ball and hand it over to the person in charge at the front desk, and then show the alliance ID card.

After successfully registering online, the registered trainer will also get a paper certification information.

This time out is the whole family.

Li Wei, Tianbai, Ibrahimovic, Leolu, and Hackron go to the Fairy Alliance to register information, while the magic wall dolls go out to purchase items.

The reason why Hackron went with them was because a 'Guardian Elf' was allowed to accompany them in the training area.

Just like the literal meaning, this is to prevent it from being unsafe for your own underage children to go out for training alone, so the Elf Alliance allows everyone to bring an elf who has the qualification of "Guardian Elf" to accompany them for training.

Li Wei, who was looking at the training rules, was shocked by such a humanized setting.

And when the elf alliance was applying for documents, he saw Hackron dragging his tail and handing a small card to the front desk staff, and after scanning the code with a 'di' sound, an extra 'advanced guardianship elf qualification certificate' appeared, Li But he was completely dumbfounded.

Look, what have these two-year-old elves learned from being forced by life?

From such a comparison, Li Wei felt that he was really a conscience trainer.

At the very least, his Ibrahimovic and Riolu are growing up carefree and happy.

And after Li Wei told this story to Leolu and Ibrahimovic, on the way home, the two little ones looked at Hackron with deep sympathy.

With the magic wall puppet to help pack the luggage, Li Wei will naturally not intervene again.

It's not that he doesn't understand, nor that he didn't find out what he needs to bring on the Internet, it's really just one word reason - laziness.

I have to say that it is addictive to let the elves serve. It would be even better if you can have some kind of elf secretary with you.

The secretary does something, but nothing? As long as it doesn't break the law it's fine.

whee.

Just like a naive boy who was looking forward to military training, Li Wei looked at the two suitcases already packed at the door, and was full of anticipation for tomorrow's training.

The same is true for Riolu and Ibrahimovic.

These three have never been out of the house in theory, and have never seen anything big in the world. They are really looking forward to this "outing" tomorrow.

The three were excited and contagious with each other, so that in the end Li Wei told Ibrahimovic and Riolu a story for a whole night, and one person and two elves didn't fall asleep until the sun rose.

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So the three little cats with panda eyes, whose lives depend on caffeine, boarded the car together under the watchful eye of the idiot Tianbai, and went to gather at their best friend's house.

Of course, because of his exhaustion, Li Wei still doesn't know who his good honey friend is.

"You three...what did you do last night??".

Tian Bai looked at the three little ones who had squeezed into the corner to sleep together as soon as they got in the car and asked helplessly.

"Probably all night."

"Buy."

【Listen to the story】

"Lulu..."

【Too excited to sleep...】

Afterwards, during the entire journey, none of the three animals made any sound other than breathing.

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"Hello!"

"Woke up!"

It was not their mother who woke them up mercilessly, but Tianbai.

At this time, they had already driven to a bustling area in the center of the magic city.

Their car was parked in the underground garage, and the destination of their group at this time was the roof of this building, to be precise, the heliport on the roof.

When he first heard the news, Li Wei thought that there was something wrong with his mind.

Knocking his head in a daze by the sky, and repeating every single word, he finally realized that it wasn't his problem, but something wrong with this world.

Good guy, he still has this rich friend who flies a helicopter at home?

Comfortable!

Full of anticipation, Li Wei dragged his tired body into the elevator.

While looking at his figure reflected on the elevator door, Li Wei once again began to regret that he hadn't reincarnated as an elf.

At this time, what is hanging on his body is not some good-looking young lady or girlfriend, but the so-called Guardian Elf Hackron.

I don't know what happened to Hackron, he was not included in the story meeting last night, and he also stayed up all night, and started to sleep after being coiled on his body.

The 4.2-meter-old child fell on his body. The weight was like carrying a weight in sports. Every step Li Wei took seemed to be suffering.

And because Ibrahimovic had Hackron's big head on Li Wei's shoulders, she took advantage of the situation and moved to the top of Li Wei's head.

This has also led to the current situation where Li Wei can't bow his head at all.

Don't bow your head, Ibrahimovic will fall.

Riolu was the one who relieved Li Wei the most. He lay on the suitcase he was dragging behind. Apart from adding a little weight to Li Wei, he was also the most conscientious.

"well."

Looking at his tired face reflected on the elevator door, Li Wei felt that he really paid too much, too much for this family.

Why is this happening?

Shouldn't it be the elves to help him solve his problems?

Did these people just mistake their status? ? ?

Just when Li Wei doubted his life, the elevator door opened.

Appearing in Li Wei's field of vision are two very familiar 'good brothers'.

"Hey! Isn't this Li Wei, a busy man!"

"Hey! Isn't this Li Wei who has to make an appointment in advance for every meeting, and even hires a driver to come to his house!"

When the two of them said something to each other, their mouths were full of yin and yang.

"Damn! Can you speak human words!!"

Looking at the two yin and yang brothers in front of him, all the rich friends he had fantasized about before, all the beautiful little wishes, and the thigh-hugging diary all vanished into thin air.

Even after time travel, this bad friend is indeed as good as Tianbai, they are all matched!

In the beginning, the good brother who was yin and yang was called Zhou Fengjue, and the one who followed the yin and yang was Yu Yixian. If Li Wei guessed correctly, he would definitely meet a girl named Tu Xiaomi later.

The five of them are classmates in elementary school, and the relationship has always been very good. Even if everyone is not in the same junior high school or high school, the few of them will still come out to play together during the holidays.

Manzhan and animation maintain the friendship between him, Zhou Fengjue, and Yu Yixian, while the relationship between them and Tu Xiaomi depends entirely on Tianbai.

The genders are different, but relying on the same hobbies and easy-to-get-together personalities, this weekend and holidays are called a wind and water. Although it is not a current charge, it is better than a current charge.

'So they are all acquaintances. '

At this time, Li Wei, who was a little socially afraid, let go of his grievances, and quickly played the skills of the ten-year-old Pan Sen, and drove the group back.

Talking and laughing, the group arrived at the top floor, boarded the helicopter, and set off towards the first training area.

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Today's py: "Douluo: Nuclear Explosion Douluo", a young man travels through Douluo, and with the Wuhun Sharingan mutated into a radiation eye, he has become a high-concentration radiation source, what should he do?

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Teemo's diary

July 1, sunny

In fact, sometimes... the saddest thing is not other things, but when you have already decided what to write in today's diary, because the speed of life and death is too tense, you forget

I'm cracked.

Oh, by the way, the link thing is a half-solved case.

Because of correcting typos, this mentally handicapped assistant will refresh the link, so the link will be ready after half an hour after the unified update.

I am Buddha.

Other people's assistants are all about solving problems and problems. If you have something to do, you can find an assistant.

Cried and cried and cried.

Today's grades will determine next week's recommendations.

To be reasonable, a group of Buddhists panicked.

well.

well.

well.

well.

It's okay, that's it, close.