Official wizard

Lao Bei can tell you very seriously that this is not only a popular official novel, but also an inspirational story that tells the ups and downs of the official career and reveals the hardships and dangers of promotion in officialdom.

If understood from a positive perspective, it is the story of Wen Chun, a young talent from Guihua Village, Wenjialing Township, Wangcheng County, Linjiang City, Southeast Province, who worked hard for more than ten years and finally became the mayor of Linjiang City, the provincial capital city.

Today's many ambitious young people who are determined to look like themselves serve as great role models.

Of course, it is not excluded that some aspiring young people who are still confused and have not yet made a fortune, after reading this story, said sourly: "Mom, if I have the good luck of him, I can stuff my teeth even if I drink cold water, or I can fight one against ten."

In terms of skill, I'm afraid I can climb faster and rise higher than him."

How else to call him an official wizard?

Good luck and good health are the basic conditions for being an official.

There are endless stories of heroic figures in Chinese history for thousands of years, shocking the world and weeping ghosts and gods, but there are few officialdom wizards like Wen Chun who endure humiliation, are open-minded and studious, and are not afraid of hardship and death. If he doesn't succeed, who will succeed?!

Just like Wen Chun said after drinking: Success is a stupid thing, a bit like the lifeblood of a man. Only women have the final say on whether it will work or not. If you praise it to the sky, or a group of men argue with each other to the point of blushing, it is useless.

If you believe it, you have it; if you don’t believe it, you don’t have it.

It can be seen that Wen Chun is very humble and down-to-earth, and he understands the essence of the theory of relativity.

He also said that if it weren't for his father's extremely firm belief and his mother's extremely kindhearted belief in the blessings of her ancestors, as well as her sincere words and tears, as well as the many people who set up enough obstacles on his path of progress, it would have inspired him to fight against the sky.

His ambition to fight against the earth and people gave him endless pleasure in the process of continuous progress. Wen Chun is now, at best, nothing more than a handyman who digs out toilets and repairs toilets.

So, thank you to cctv, thank you Southeast TV, Linjiang TV, thank you editors, thank you readers...

Damn! He never said thank you to Lao Bei from beginning to end, probably because Lao Bei recorded the history of his struggle and growth more truly.

But in fact, Lao Bei wrongly blamed him.

When Lao Bei gave the outline of the book to Wen Chun for review, he was immersed in the satisfaction of having sex and whispered to Lao Bei: "This, haha, will it teach the children bad things?

"

Look, he is also a poor kid who came from the mountains and countryside, but he has such a lofty ideological consciousness. It can be seen that his success is not what many people imagine. It is a pie falling from the sky and hitting him on the head.

On melon seeds, it’s not like I’ve had incredible luck many times for no reason.

In other words, if you want to get lucky, at least you have to get up early, sniff your sensitive nose, and find the pile of stinky shit.

Guys who sleep until three o'clock in the morning and then get up again every day, their hot shit has been trampled to pieces by others, and they can only run to work out of breath, and are yelled at by those called division directors, section chiefs or managers.

Called back and forth, he was as tired as a dog.

"No, Lao Wen, today's aspiring young people need role models like you! Besides, do children today still need someone to teach them about their good and bad qualities? As the saying goes, times create heroes. As the saying goes, the winners are princes and the losers are bandits.

, Zhuangzi said: Those who steal the hook will be punished, and those who steal the country will be martyred. Darwin also said that natural selection means survival of the fittest. Now there is only the difference between those who adapt to society and those who do not, and the difference between winners and losers. And your growth experience

It can give aspiring young people like you a strong impulse to strive, stimulate the hormones lurking deep in the soul of the individual, and add positive desires and hormones to confused young people, especially those who have just graduated and are

Desperate college students are running around like flies with their heads cut off.”

The reason why Wen Chun is willing to share his story with Lao Bei is largely due to his immense admiration for Lao Bei's rambling knowledge that he has developed on the Internet. It is also due to the fact that Lao Bei and Wen Chun grew up wearing crotchless pants.

Fox friends and dog friends.

Of course, it's because in Wen Chun's eyes, Lao Bei is just a one-word Internet bug outside the officialdom, and it doesn't matter if he utters a few drunken truths.

After hearing this, Wen Chun's face was filled with joy, but she still said with great emotion: "Old Bei, what you said seems to make sense, but my story may not be suitable for everyone. Today's aspiring young people individually

They are human spirits right from their mother's womb, and I'm worried that they will only learn some superficial aspects of officialdom without grasping its inner essence, and eventually they will die without gaining anything, or even lose their reputation."

Lao Bei was eager to put Wen Chun's story on the website in order to deceive many eyeballs and coax a few more subscriptions, so as to improve his ability to stay up late and code words and smoke. Therefore, he must first obtain his informal authorization to avoid Wen Chun in the future.

His wife, lover, biological children and illegitimate children have caused infringements and disputes. Blood reward, Nanfeng, Shadow, Fu Shao and others want to blame Lao Bei for causing the website to be implicated, taking the opportunity to "river crab" and so on.

"Let people who are willing to learn from you read your story and succeed, and let people who are unwilling to learn from you read your story and know why they did not succeed. Isn't this also of great practical educational significance and far-reaching historical significance?

?” Lao Bei spoke a lot of convoluted revolutionary principles in a steady and focused manner.

"Okay." Wen Chun yawned and Lian Tiandi agreed.

Let's stop now, commercial break: Anyone who wants to succeed must first learn from Comrade Lao Bei, learn from his revolutionary spirit and fine qualities of fighting hard, being shameless, and never sleeping until he wears down his opponent.

It happened that the second half of the night was when Wen Chun was most excited. He took out a few pig testicles from the refrigerator, told Lao Bei proudly, went to the kitchen to fry a stir-fried pig egg with chives, and took out a bottle of Chen

We drank and chatted at the old wine in Guihua Village, our hometown.

"Lao Bei, don't worry, these are definitely authentic pig eggs. Comrades from the civil affairs department personally delivered them in the afternoon. I originally wanted to fry them when I need them, but it's so late and there's nothing to drink with them.

It's easier for you, an old guy who's always weak." Facing Lao Bei, who grew up with him wearing crotchless pants, Wen Chun had already lost his airs as a mayor, and still had the same tone as when he was catching loaches in the mud.

Wen Chun had a look of embarrassment on his face when he said this. Lao Bei was not surprised at all. This Wen Chun was born in a pig family. He had a hobby of eating pig eggs since he was a child. He would get greedy after not eating for a while, but he didn't.

Thinking of the gentleness and purity after being promoted, and being popular and drinking spicy food, this fine tradition that is not too glorious has been passed down.

Wen Chun paused for a moment, picked up a pig egg, put it in his mouth, closed his eyes and chewed it slowly, tasting it carefully, looking like he was enjoying it.

When he wasn't paying attention, Lao Bei took the opportunity to throw one into his mouth. As expected, the aroma was fragrant and the aftertaste was long. A wave of heat slowly rose from the belly. No wonder this guy has a great body and can fight several women in one day without a golden gun.

On the contrary, it turned out that it was a child's skill that I had practiced since I was a child, and I couldn't accept it.

The wine is hometown wine, and the people are hometown people.

As he drank, Wen Chun became a little happy and began to talk endlessly about the official legend of his successful career.

Wen Chunxian let out a long sigh: "Oh, Old Bei, I, Old Wen, look dignified every day, sit upright and give reports and give instructions. I look very prosperous, but who knows how depressed I am inside?

They are all official fans who work hard to flatter each other. They have to be very energetic at all times. There is no chance to fart loudly, let alone complain a little or say a few intimate words. Fortunately, you are a sneaky dog.

The nerds who grew up playing in the mud together can drink some osmanthus wine, eat some pig eggs, and talk about salty things."

As Wen Chun talks about it, the difficulties and embarrassments such as oppression by superiors, strife by colleagues, troubles by subordinates, threats from evil forces, etc. are still vivid in his mind. There are many thorns and dangers, and he may be ruined at any time, or even lose his life. It is frightening to face the difficulties.

On the other hand, the legendary experience of not being afraid of hardships and dangers, getting the best of both worlds, rejuvenating and rising all the way, is also soul-stirring and memorable for a long time. It is simply a giant picture of the ups and downs of an official career, a living textbook of officialdom.

When you are tipsy, you must get to the point.

Lao Bei timidly asked: "Old Wen, what is the name of the book?"

"Haha, as for the title of the book, do you want it to be profound or straightforward?"

"How about Gao Shen?"

Wen Chun ate a few pig eggs and drank a few large glasses of old wine. He looked extremely excited. He said with a glow on his face: "If you want to be advanced, it's called "Drilling the Camp." To put it simply, my history as an official is all about drilling the camp.

History."

"What about being straightforward?"

"If I want to be more direct, let's call it "The Handyman's Promotion"."

"Are you afraid?"

"As the old saying goes, if you don't want others to know you, you have to do nothing yourself. The old saying also says that a good man should do what he does. I, Wen Chun, was originally a handyman, and I also worked my way up here step by step. I'm afraid of a bird!"

"This is a bit too ordinary and cannot truly reflect your struggle and legendary experience."

Wen Chun thought about it seriously and then said: "Then I won't be polite. How about calling it "Official Wizard"?"

Lao Bei slammed the wine glass on the table: "Okay! It's "Official Wizards"."

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