Official wizard

Horseradish said: "Wen went with the knife, and Niu Guangji took off his black leather pants. Lao Wen didn't show the knife, and the kid was still arrogant. When Lao Wen showed the knife, he made signs on his thing.

Suddenly, a few tufts of hair fell off, and Heipi immediately gave up and cried, "Uncle, uncle, I deserve to die, I will come and marry Cuicui tomorrow."

Er Ya Niang said: "What if Hei Pi is still stubborn, will you really castrate him?"

"Of course, after smelling the fragrance of the girl from Osmanthus Village, don't be afraid of the pain in your eggs. Listen to what Wen Yidao said. This knife was in my father's hand and he had eaten human flesh. My mother's knife was in my hand and he hadn't taken human eggs yet.

Have you ever eaten meat?”

"Hee hee, he said it lightly. When you don't understand anymore, let him eat your meat." Er Ya Niang said with a giggle.

Hearing a creaking sound on the bed, Erya quickly retracted his head into the bed and cursed bitterly: "Who said I can't do it anymore?"

Erya Niang seemed to be pressed down by something, gasping and saying: "You damn thing, can't you get off?"

"If you don't come down, what's wrong? Ouch - let go, let go." Horseradish began to beg for mercy: "I'm coming down, can't I come down?"

Er Ya Niang still smiled belatedly, only to hear Horseradish muttering: "You damn bitch, you are more ruthless than me. Knead it for me quickly. Before Wen can cut it open with a knife, crush it to pieces first."

After chattering for a while, Erya fell asleep again in a daze.

"What happened next?" Yu Fei asked stupidly

"Later, Heipi became my uncle."

"Oh!" Yu Fei suddenly remembered something and asked with a playful smile: "Erya, you started receiving enlightenment education when you were three or four years old, no wonder you are so awesome."

One sentence made Huang Erya blush.

"Brother Fei, do you still dare to lie to me?"

"What are you lying to?" Yu Fei thought to himself, lying to you about your virginity? What's so good about cheating these days?

Erya was anxious, she cried and said: "You want to cheat my Xiangxiang"

Oh, chastity is a small matter, but fragrance is a big deal!

If a girl from Osmanthus Village has even been smelled by a man, how can she have the nerve to marry someone else?

No matter which family the young man belongs to, he does not have to be responsible for the chastity of the girl in Guihua Village, but he must be responsible for her fragrance. Otherwise, it is tantamount to breaking the village rules. The big fork in Niu Guangji's home will never spare him.

Lao Niu's family has served as party secretary in the village for several terms. It is because of the big fork passed down by his family that he can bring justice to the villagers of Guihua Village. In other villages, they always like to talk about the family relationship based on the surname.

Being a village cadre makes the whole village less united

But in Guihua Village, no matter whether the family has a big surname or a small surname, as long as they are bullied by people from other villages, the Niu family will use the big fork in one fell swoop and rush out with all the young and middle-aged people in the village without looking back. They will never withdraw their troops until they seek justice.

Therefore, the Niu family has a high prestige in Guihua Village, so they have always been the natural candidates for the village party secretary.

The surrounding villages are a little afraid of Guihua Village, and the men in other villages are a little timid when they see Niu Guangji. It is precisely because of this that the fragrance of the girl from Guihua Village is not allowed to be smelled casually.

Just because of this, when Niu Guangji stamped his foot in the village, the sweet-scented osmanthus tree would tremble three times, and he cursed a few unpleasant words, but no one dared to talk back.

After hearing Huang Erya tell his aunt's story, and then hearing Erya mention Xiangxiang, Yu Fei was a little scared, but he was determined to smell Erya's Xiangxiang, so he kept pestering him regardless.

The more Huang Erya resisted, the more evil fire shot up at Yu Feiyue.

Yu Fei hugged Huang Erya and kept begging: "Erya, whatever you want, I will do whatever you want."

Huang Erya thought for a while and said: "Brother Fei, if you take me into the city, I also want to eat public food."

"No problem, I promise you" Yu Fei agreed immediately

Being rubbed this way and that by Yu Fei, Huang Erya couldn't hold it anymore.

Finally, Huang Erya gritted his teeth and said, "I let you smell it. If you regret it, I will tell Uncle Guangji."

Yu Fei was startled, grabbed Erya, hugged him hard, and said: "Please, my aunt, how dare I go back on my word? If I go back on my word, you can directly let Wen Chun's father

Castrate me”

Being hugged by Yu Fei like this, Huang Erya's body had already softened. Hearing Yu Fei's vows, her heart also felt itchy. She put her hand into his crotch, grabbed his lifeblood and said softly: "Brother Fei,

You are willing to give up, but I am still reluctant to give up."

The two hugged each other and rolled into a ball

After all the fuss, Yu Fei went off to the main topic.

Wow! Sure enough, the fragrance of osmanthus comes out

Yu Fei couldn't care less and was still naked, chasing the scent and enjoying it like a god. A big fork was pierced in front of his eyes, which made him tremble from top to bottom in fright.

Looking up, Niu Guangji’s black face is darker than the bottom of the fucking pot

Yu Fei's lower head softened, but his upper head was still stiff: "Secretary Niu, what are you doing?"

"Haha, Officer Yu, first tell me what you did, and then I'll tell you what I'm going to do?"

"Take the fork away, be careful not to prick anyone." Yu Fei got up and slowly got dressed.

Niu Guangji held him down: "Wait a minute, it's not too late to put it on after you speak clearly."

Yu Fei graduated from the police academy and had practiced seriously. He was more than capable of dealing with Niu Guangji, who was born in Yeluzi. He just caught him with his backhand and broke free from Niu Guangji's hand.

At this time, no matter how strong Niu Guangji was, he could not match his dexterity in flying.

"Oh, what a skill!" Niu Guangji jumped to the side, raised his fork, and came straight towards Yu Fei's crotch.

Yu Fei was naked, steadied his horse, and didn't care about the bunch of things dripping and rattling around underneath, and got into a fighting stance. Huang Erya had already put on his clothes at the side, watching Niu Guangji menacingly about to do it.

He rushed forward and grabbed the fork in his hand.

"Brother Fei, run quickly, why are you still standing?" Huang Erya shouted

Yu Fei was a policeman after all. He showed no fear when faced with Niu Guangji's big fork. He said: "Erya, get out of the way. I still don't believe it. Let's see what he can do to me."

"Then, you should put on your clothes first," Huang Erya blushed and shouted

Yu Fei lowered his head and saw that his butt was still naked. He subconsciously covered his little brother with his hand.

At this time, Niu Guangji roared, threw Huang Erya away, raised his hand and thrust the unprepared Yu Fei on his back with a fork on the ground.

Yu Fei's neck was skewered by a big fork and he couldn't move. He just kicked his two feet together and cursed: "Niu Guangji, what kind of skill do you have in a fucking sneak attack?"

Niu Guangji was neither anxious nor annoyed: "Hey, it doesn't matter what he is capable of or not, if he crosses you, he is really capable."

"The ancestor of eight generations of ***" Yu Fei is really not afraid of death, he will scold you when he opens his mouth

Niu Guangji became angry, stepped on Yu Fei's kicking leg, and shouted: "Wen Yidao, if you don't do it yet, what are you waiting for?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a bright pig knife was pressed against Yu Fei's nose. The sharp blade stung Yu Fei's eyes.