Official wizard

Wen Chun came out of the simple room and walked towards the garage from the side of the building with his head lowered. Just as he caught up with Zeng Guoqiang walking hurriedly from the garage towards the building, the two met head-on.

"How's it going? Are you done?" Zeng Guoqiang was holding the car keys in his hand with a smile that looked like he was harboring evil intentions.

"Screw you, you think that I, Wen Chun, and you, Zeng Guoqiang, are the same thing. Yin Qin even said that you are the same person." Wen Chun was not angry and was too lazy to talk to him about this issue. What a bullshit classmate. He can read jokes better than others.

Much more positive

"Hey, stop pretending. If you can't do it, then you can't do it. You're still a tough-mouthed duck." Zeng Guoqiang snorted disdainfully and hurriedly left.

"What are you doing?" Wen Chun saw that Zeng Guoqiang had picked up a remote control car key. It was not the key to the minibus he had been driving. He was surprised: "Okay, Guoqiang, you drove a minibus the day before yesterday and a private car yesterday.

Car, will you drive a sedan today?"

Zeng Guoqiang laughed and said: "According to your wishes, I should drive the bulldozer."

"Driving such and such a car" has a special meaning in the mouths of drivers in small convoys, and it is also a common joke among them. Zeng Guoqiang happily told Wen Chun the story of "driving such and such a car"

It is said that there were three drivers in a neighboring county (the drivers in the neighboring county must say Wangcheng County) who drove for the leaders. One year around New Year's Day and the Spring Festival, they followed the county leaders to Linjiang City, the provincial capital, to visit leaders at all levels in the city. They did not return for a week.

The three drivers at home are all young men in their thirties. They have been married for just a few years and are still young and strong. They have not been with their wives for such a long time. The energy in their bodies has nowhere to be discharged, especially when they stay in the dance hall and take a bath every night.

Waiting for the leader to relax in front of the center, the desire was as unbearable as the bite of ants, unable to resist. Later, while the leader was drunk and asleep, the three of them met at a nearby bathing center in broad daylight and each found a girl.

I secretly vented my excess energy.

After coming out, the three drivers yelled at each other and asked, how do you feel about the lady from the provincial capital?

A smiled and said, I was led into the dark garage in a daze. The large "car" was lying there. It was very stable when I pushed it with my hand. But upon closer inspection, I saw that the two headlights were drooping and the two headlights were drooping.

The tail light was loose. I climbed up into the cab and couldn't insert the key for a long time. I finally pushed it in. I turned on the key and started the ignition. Damn, what the hell? It was empty inside and there was no lubricant at all. I inserted it back and forth dozens of times and it felt like

It was lit, but when I hit the accelerator hard, the minibus made a grunting sound like an underfed sow. I checked after the engine was turned off, and guess what, it turned out to be an old-fashioned car.

Minibus

Driver B laughed and continued, "The car I drive is a small and exquisite car, and it looks a bit streamlined. However, the two headlights are too small and the two taillights are recessed. It's hard to sit in the cab."

Damn it, I don’t even dare to hit the accelerator when I’m driving, for fear that if I hit the accelerator too much, the little old car will clank and fall apart. What the fuck is the point of that?

Driver C had a sad face and didn't say anything for a long time. A and B were not willing to go around. They were forced to panic. Driver C turned red and cursed, "I drive a bulldozer. I was so tired that I was sweating. I was busy until the end."

, even before the fire started, the bulldozer jumped up and said, "Okay, okay." When the clock came, I said, I haven't started the fire yet. The bulldozer fell down again, and said, "Come on, add one more clock, five hundred."

, I was so scared that I quickly pulled out the key and ran away.

The three drivers unanimously sighed, forget it, those buses are for the leaders, and they can enjoy driving them no matter how they drive them. We should go home and drive our own private cars. They are not well maintained, but they can withstand the hardships.

Down-to-earth and comfortable

Hearing Wen Chun mention "driving a certain car", Zeng Guoqiang naturally knew that he was talking about him sarcastically. Zeng Guoqiang felt unhappy. He held the remote control car key in front of Wen Chun's eyes and said proudly: "What's wrong? You always make progress.

If not, can’t I make some progress?”

"Really? Which leader do you serve?" Wen Chun was happy for Zeng Guoqiang from the bottom of his heart. He had made progress and became the leader's full-time driver. He might have the opportunity to speak for himself in front of the leader he worked for. This would always

When is the end of the job of repairing toilets and cleaning toilets?

Looking at the current situation, without the help of county-level leaders, Wan Daqiang could have forced himself to work as a handyman in the logistics center for the rest of his life.

Zeng Guoqiang shook the key in his hand against Wen Chun's eyes, narrowed his eyes and said, "Secretary Tang, do you believe it or not?"

Wen Chun's heart moved, but his head kept shaking: "I don't believe it."

The person who drives for County Party Secretary Tang Zhimin is Zhao, the class leader of the driver class, a mature and steady veteran driver. Unless Zeng Guoqiang has some special background and talents that Tang Zhimin takes a liking to, he will never get such an important job as driving for the secretary.

On Zeng Guoqiang’s head

"Don't say you don't believe it, I don't believe it myself." Zeng Guoqiang suppressed his smile and his tone was full of frustration. "Oh, brother, I have the same hard life as you. The work no one wants to do is ours."

Wen Chun smiled: "Guoqiang, what are you talking about? How many people in the team want to drive for the secretary?"

Zeng Guoqiang smiled bitterly: "I sent a few people from the Finance Bureau to the venue early in the morning. Just after I came back, I was caught by Lao Zhao and asked me to take this car to Linjiang City. I had to take the bus back."

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"Haha, then you kept saying it was Secretary Tang just now. You are really shameless." Wen Chun took the opportunity to retaliate.

Zeng Guoqiang was anxious: "Hey, don't believe it. This car was really returned by Secretary Tang. Wasn't it the weekend yesterday? Secretary Tang went back to Linjiang City to visit his wife and children. This time, he didn't ask Old Zhao to pick him up. He borrowed a car temporarily.

The car drove back overnight by itself. My employer wanted to use the car. Secretary Tang asked Lao Zhao to send someone to take it back early in the morning. No one else was willing to go. They waited until I came back from the car and the burdensome work was assigned.

Give it to me"

"Oh...that's what happened," Wen Chun smiled: "Work hard and complete the tasks assigned by Secretary Tang. Maybe one day Secretary Tang will be happy and ask you to serve him."

"Shit! The credit for a good job is Lao Zhao's, and the responsibility for a bad job is mine." Zeng Guoqiang said this, but he was happy in his heart. After all, serving the county party committee secretary is always a very honorable thing.

Seeing that now was not the time to talk, Wen Chun said, "Okay, then go quickly. I'll tell you something when I get back."

Zeng Guoqiang had a bad smile on his face: "If you have anything nice to say, it must be Guo Xiaolan's business, haha. Just wait for me to strip Guo Xiaolan naked and send you to bed, haha."

Wen Chun smiled bitterly and returned to the simple room.

Zeng Guoqiang went to the side of the building to drive out his car. He passed by the simple room where Wen Chun's office was located and honked the horn several times. Wen Chun was arranging the time to replace the faucets in the office building. When he heard the horn, he knew it was Zeng Guoqiang, so he looked out of the window.

Stick your head out and say hello to him

"Guoqiang, let's drive the car, how does it taste?" Wen Chun continued to tease.

Unexpectedly, Zeng Guoqiang curled his lips, sniffed and said, "Don't mention it, this car really smells like a private car."

The smell of a private car? Wen Chun kept muttering to himself, Zeng Guoqiang drove Yinqin's private car yesterday, how did the smell end up in this car?

Zeng Guoqiang waved to Wen Chun from the car window. As soon as he accelerator, the car suddenly jumped out for a long distance.

Wen Chun shook his head with a smile and was about to retract his head. Suddenly, his eyes went straight and his mouth opened wide in shock.

The car Zeng Guoqiang drove out just now was the Santana 2000 that Wen Chun saw last night, with the license plate number h2371

When Wen Chun came to his senses, he quickly closed the window and covered his beating heart. It took him a long time to calm down.

After thinking about it carefully, the man's voice seemed familiar, and the woman's voice was surprisingly loud.

Let’s put it this way, the man who got into the car last night was Tang Zhimin. Where is Secretary Tang’s woman? Could it be the plague fox Hu Wenli that Zeng Guoqiang mentioned?

Damn, Tang Zhimin, who wears a pair of gold-rimmed glasses and is polite and polite, turns out to have a hobby of "borrowing" other people's "cars" to drive.