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After the fish seizing incident, Niu Guangji and his wife had a huge quarrel in the middle of the night. Hu Yueer went to try to persuade her, but Niu Guangji’s wife scolded her: “Don’t watch the joke here. Your old Wen, who suffered a thousand knives, gave my Guangji

My guy broke the buckle, and I can’t feel happy anymore.”

Hu Yue'er didn't show any weakness and scolded back: "Bah, I came here to break up the fight with good intentions, but it's better for you. You've got your own temper. How come you deserve to be blamed on my old Wen!"

The party secretary's wife has never suffered such a disadvantage on weekdays. She was scolded by Hu Yue'er. How can she be willing to do so: "If you don't lie in bed in the middle of the night waiting for a man to come, you come to my house to show off your ass. You may not want to let my old cow*

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After hearing this, Hu Yue'er became furious and jumped on her feet and shouted: "Okay, if you want to make it uncomfortable, I'll call my old Wen over and help your old cool guy fuck your cunt."

The more the two women quarreled, the more outrageous they became. In the end, Niu Guangji, who was the branch secretary, was more conscious and stopped his wife by drinking. Wen Yidao also rushed over and dragged his wife back home.

This time, it was Wen who smashed Niu Guangji's guy with a sword, which made Niu Guangji feel very worried.

Niu Guangji was not a good person to begin with, how could he not wait for an opportunity to retaliate? Thus, the second accident occurred

Accident two:

After the two women had a heated argument, Niu Guangji, in order to show his magnanimity, invited Wen Yidao to drink at the horseradish store. The villagers passing by gave Wen Yidao a thumbs up and praised him for being a secretary.

It's a villain's fault. If a woman quarrels, she won't hurt a man's feelings.

Wen Yidao drank several bowls of wine and was so moved that he had a runny nose. He kept apologizing to Niu Guangji and scolding Hu Yuer for being ignorant.

When it comes to drinking, Wen Yidao's drinking capacity is not bad in Guihua Village, but Niu Guangji definitely can't stand the alcohol test. Every year when the county and township come to inspect the work, there is no time when Niu Guangji doesn't drink the cadres who have been hired until they walk in a daze.

When Wen Yidao met again, he felt guilty and drank bowl after bowl until late at night. Wen Yidao drank too much.

Everyone who has drank alcohol has experienced that they tend to pee after drinking too much alcohol.

Wen Yidao was dazed and wanted to go to the toilet. He walked into the pig pen of the horseradish family in confusion. He happened to catch up with an old sow from the horseradish family that had just given birth. The sow at this time was very fierce and no strangers should be allowed to approach it.

Wen Yidao is a professional and knows this best. But when he was drunk, he could not tell the difference between east, west, north and south, and accidentally stood at the door of the pig pen. When the sow saw him coming, she became alert; look carefully again

Look, it turned out to be a pig man, and suddenly he remembered that his old friend's thing was destroyed by him, wasn't he? What did he want to do when he came in?

Wen Yidao smelled the stench in this place and thought he had really entered the toilet. He took out the penis and peed on it, pouring water all over the sow's face. The old sow was enraged and rushed over, slapping Wen Yidao on all fours.

fell to the ground

Absolutely no, no, Wen Yidao shouldn't have taken out the guy. The sow took a big bite of his baby bump. It is said that one of the eggs was broken at that time.

When Niu Guangji heard Wen Yidao's screams, he hurriedly ran over and lit a lighter to see that he was very good. Wen Yidao was bleeding profusely under his body. He quickly woke up the horseradish, drove the tractor and sent Wen Yidao to the county hospital, where he was saved.

his life

After the doctor at the hospital covered his mouth and laughed for a while, he said seriously to Hu Yue'er who came over: "You have to thank the party secretary of your village. If he comes here any later, your happiness for the rest of your life will be in vain."

That sow’s mouth is on”

Hu Yue'er peeked at Niu Guangji and clearly saw a malicious smile on his face.

After Wen Yidao was discharged from the hospital, he said embarrassingly to everyone he met: "I have been a pig for a lifetime, but I didn't expect that I almost got a pig for me in the end."

Later, in the middle of the night, it was Wen Yidao and Hu Yue'er's turn to have a huge quarrel. The party secretary's wife also came to persuade her with her thick and fat body, and the two women had another big quarrel.

Hu Yue'er opened her arms and cursed: "Don't you fucking pretend to be a Bodhisattva. My old Wen is like this because of your old cow."

The branch secretary's wife was not angry, she just smiled and said: "Oh, a dog bites Lu Dongbin, but it doesn't know a good heart. If my old cow hadn't delivered it in time, you would have had to ask my old cow to help you."

Hu Yue'er was naturally angry after hearing this. She jumped up like crazy: "Ah - bah, your old cow got my old Wen drunk and deliberately led him into the pig pen. Do you think I don't know?"

Later, Niu Guangji's consciousness was still high. He came over and slapped his wife in the mouth, and forced her back. Wen Yidao didn't say a word this time. After listening to Hu Yuer's words, he was really a little confused. Who is it in the middle of the night on weekdays?

If the door of the pigsty is not tightly closed, why did the horseradish pigsty open that day?

Fortunately, Niu Guangji was reasonable and understood the policy. When Wen Yidao was injured while drinking with the branch secretary while discussing business, it could barely be regarded as a work-related injury, so he reimbursed Wen Yidao for the medical expenses of hospitalization, taking advantage of the public. Wen Yidao also had

What is the best thing to say?

These two accidents had noses and eyes. The witnesses were all horseradish, and the physical evidence was Niu Guangji and Wen Yidao’s two dicks.

Although the legendary quarrel between the two women was very dirty, the relationship between the Wen and Niu families was not disharmonious.

Wen Chun and Niu Na wore crotchless pants and played house together since they were little. Then they went to Qinglian Mountain to practice martial arts together. They went to elementary school hand in hand, and middle school side by side. Later, they even wandered through the woods on Bald Ridge without hesitation.

, it’s just that Niu Na’s grades were not as good as Wen Chun’s and she couldn’t get into college.

It is said that when sending Wen Chun off to college, Niu Na secretly shed a few tears. It can be seen that the relationship between the adults and children of the two families is very harmonious, and the long-term peaceful and friendly good-neighborly relationship between the two families has not been affected by these two small accidents.

Wen Yidao took off Niu Guangji's chicken cover, which is OK, but said that he broke Niu Guangji's lifeblood, this is not

Wen Yidao was bitten by a sow, which may be a problem, but it is said that Niu Guangji intended to retaliate, and this may not be a problem

It's okay for two wives to quarrel occasionally, but it's really not possible to quarrel and curse in such a vulgar way!

By the way, it is possible that Wen Chun took Niu Na through the woods, but there is no such thing as a wild guess that there was some kind of affair between them!

Niu Guangji gave birth to Niu Na and never had another child. This was his first move in response to the call for family planning;

Wen Yidao gave birth to Wen Chun and did not give birth to another child. This was because he had already given birth according to the policy. If he had another child, Niu Guangji would have to fine him.

However, this time it was said by Jing Niu Guangji himself, and it seems to be true.

Time has passed and circumstances have changed, and it is impossible to verify it for a while.

【Flowers!Flowers!!Flowers!!!】