Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

The afternoon sun scorched the earth.

Longcheng No. 9 Middle School, Class 6, Senior Three.

The classroom is as stuffy as a steamer.

The students were all drowsy.

The teacher brandished the alloy saber in one hand, and grabbed the ferocious specimen in the other, and shouted hoarsely on the podium:

"Look at me, look at me quickly, if you don't look at me, how do you know what a monster looks like?"

In the last row of the classroom, a boy with messy hair suddenly woke up and screamed.

Both the classmates and the teacher were taken aback: "Meng Chao?"

There were deep red sleep marks on Meng Chao's face, and his expression was extremely frightened, as if he had had a long nightmare.

He scratched his hair and looked around.

When he saw the blackboard, his blank eyes suddenly froze.

The blackboard is filled with densely packed saber mysteries.

Analysis of the force arm and moment of the sword swing, the speed, angle and depth of the knife entry, the maximum strength of the monster's carapace, and various intricate formulas.

They are all compulsory exam questions.

There are two lines of characters on the blackboard:

50 days to decide the college entrance examination!

Study hard, make progress every day, show off my power, and rule the world!

"This is...my third year classroom?"

Meng Chao was in a trance, "I'm not dead, how come I'm back in my third year of high school, and I'm going to take the college entrance examination soon? It's better to be dead!"

In an instant, the headache was splitting.

Countless memory fragments rushed into my mind like a flood.

What, Dragon City is dead?

I failed the college entrance examination and was brutally beaten by the society for decades before I became a third-rate master?

On the contrary, it was my sister, who was gifted with the "Night Demon Bloodline" and became the legendary "Night Witch". She was one of the most frightening BOSS-level powerhouses in the entire Dragon City, no, in the entire other world?

Meow, meow, what the hell is going on!

Meng Chao was struck by thunder.

I want to recall carefully, but the nightmare quickly dissipated, leaving only sporadic flashbacks.

Suddenly, a familiar big black face approached.

Meng Chao blurted out, "Mr. Yan, are you still alive?"

"..."

The whole class was silent at first, and then there was an uproar.

Everyone admired Meng Chao's courage to die.

You must know that Master Yan Dongxing, who is teaching this class of "Hundred Fighting Swordsmanship", is the "Yan Devil" that everyone fears.

I heard that they were all well-known iron-blooded instructors in the army back then, and killing monsters was as easy as chopping dumpling stuffing.

"Even Devil Yan dares to tease you. You really deserve to be the most ruthless person in class 6. Meng Chao, we will give you a good burial."

The students shed tears of sympathy.

Yan Dongxing's face, which was as black as the bottom of a pot, instantly burned red.

"Student Meng Chao, please explain."

He held the specimen of the monster's skull in his big hand, and his tone was calm and murderous.

"not good."

Meng Chao's pupils shrank.

At this moment, his perception of murderous intent is ten times that of the students around him.

Stimulated by the murderous intent, he quickly recognized the reality.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Yan, I was too tired from studying last night. I just took a nap and had a... nightmare?"

Meng Chao tried his best to catch the flashbacks in his mind, and said uncertainly, "I seem to be dreaming of overwhelming alien creatures, all of which are particularly cruel, screaming, and rushing towards Dragon City like a flood. We can't resist it at all. , The century-old home was destroyed, I was startled and woke up.

"Then, uh, Mr. Yan, you are very brave in my dream. You are a martyr that everyone admires. I just missed your voice and smile deeply in my dream. When I opened my eyes, I saw you walking over. It's really amazing. Overjoyed, can't help but..."

"etc."

Yan Dongxing raised his eyebrows, "In your dream, Dragon City died, and I died too?"

He is half smiling.

The monster scratched its head.

"This..." Meng Chao scratched his head.

After returning from the nightmare, he had a strong desire to survive, "Don't worry, you died painlessly and peacefully."

Meng Chao didn't lie.

He vaguely remembered that Yan Motou was eaten by a "hundred-tooth giant worm".

It was torn to pieces in two or three seconds.

There was no time to let out a scream.

It should be no pain, right?

Click!

Yan Dongxing grabbed the monster's head and crushed it.

"Dragon City will perish? It's ridiculous!"

The iron-blooded instructor was furious, his eyes were bigger than monsters, "I don't usually talk about stealing, raping, and slipping, and I don't bother with you when you sleep in class, but, Meng Chao, what are you pretending in your mind to dream of the destruction of Dragon City?" !

"Stand against the wall for me, hold your head up, chest out, belly in, butt out, and tell me loudly, fifty years ago, our Dragon City traveled to another world, there was no coal, no oil, no electricity, nothing, Only the plague is raging and zombies are rampant, will Dragon City perish at that time?"

Meng Chao was in a dilemma: "Mr. Yan, how can you stick your ass against the wall?"

"what?"

"Report to the teacher, Dragon City is not dead!"

Meng Chao was shocked, and instantly regained the feeling of being seventeen years old, pouted his buttocks, and his face was full of determination.

"After the zombie crisis, the fog descended, and monsters came and went. Countless martyrs threw their heads and blood, and opened up living space inch by inch from the monster's teeth."

Yan Dongxing continued to roar, "In the first ten years of the 'Monster War' alone, we lost one-third of our population. At the worst time, monsters broke into the city center every day, and humans were in every shopping mall, every neighborhood, every A fierce battle with monsters in the bathroom—you said, have we surrendered? Has Dragon City perished?"

"Report to the teacher, we have not surrendered, and Dragon City has not perished!"

Facing the spittle star of the iron-blooded instructor.

Meng Chao regarded death as home.

Yan Dongxing let go of his anger, and said in a deep voice, "Very well, no matter 'crossing another world', 'zombie rampage' or 'monster attack', these crises that failed to destroy us all made us stronger. After half a century of struggle, today's Dragon City has gained a firm foothold in the foreign world.

"Compared to when we just crossed, the area of ​​Dragon City has tripled, and the population has increased by five times. Many citizens can reach the level of elite special forces soldiers and Olympic champions on Earth. The one-in-a-million 'superhumans' even possess amazing combat power.

"We have upgraded the ancient martial arts, restored a powerful industry, and launched brand-new technologies. The dragon city cavalry is on the alert every night. As long as the fog clears, our torrent of steel will descend like a tiger and wipe out the glory of the earth's civilization. , sprinkled to the entire alien world.

"How can such a dragon city be destroyed by mere creatures from another world, and still be so fucking cruel? Let me tell you, in this world, only us earthlings are the most cruel!"

The iron-blooded instructor couldn't help but swear.

The students were excited to hear it.

Squad leader Zuo Haoran stood up.

He has sword eyebrows and star eyes, a tall and straight figure, as his name suggests, with a great righteousness.

The squad leader glanced at Meng Chao, and said seriously: "Mr. Yan said it very well. The long night has passed, and the dawn of victory is ahead. Growing up in such a glorious era, contemporary teenagers should study hard and practice hard. Strive to become an 'extraordinary' and contribute to the rise of Dragon City in another world.

"How can you fear the enemy like a tiger and think about the destruction of Dragon City all day long?

"Of course, I believe that those who are as timid as mice are a very small number after all. Most of the students have the same idea - Dragon City must win! Earth must win! Civilization must win!"

The monitor took the lead, and the students were all excited.

"Dragon City must win! Earth must win! Civilization must win!"

Everyone waved their fists and shouted, wishing they could join the army now and sweep the other world.

"The squad leader is so handsome!"

Many girls cast admiring glances at Zuo Haoran.

In stark contrast, they looked at Meng Chao with strange eyes.

Others whispered:

"Meng Chao has been quite depraved recently, and always sleeps in class."

"You can't blame him, you made a mistake in your training, you were seriously injured, and you fell from the first place in the class to the bottom one, so you don't fall?"

"That can't curse the destruction of our Dragon City!"

I wipe, looking for trouble!

Meng Chao narrowed his eyes, thinking that I have a grudge against you?

Think about it carefully, hey, it seems that there is really a grudge.

The monitor, Zuo Haoran, was Meng Chao's deadly rival in high school.

Staring at that handsome and righteous little boy, Meng Chao's head hurt, memory fragments flooded in, and images flashed before his eyes.

Meng Chao realized that in the nightmare just now, his failure in the college entrance examination seemed to have something to do with the monitor.

At the same time that his name was lost to Sun Shan, the squad leader was admitted to a prestigious university, and soon surpassed others and soared into the sky.

But this grandson is a total hypocrite.

When Dragon City killed all directions in the foreign world and won every victory, Zuo Haoran also rose to be coated with a layer of heroic halo, and got a lot of flowers and glory.

When there was a high school reunion, there were seven or eight female classmates who were like wolves and tigers and pounced on him.

Meng Chao is a person with a strong sense of justice.

I was envious on the spot, no, it was disgusting.

However, when Dragon City bumped into a real alien civilization and fell into a bitter battle, this guy actually ran away, causing the entire front to collapse.

Zuo Haoran was ruled by the court of war, so he did nothing but betray Longcheng, seek refuge with other races, and betray the secrets of the earth!

"A traitor, what's the air?

"Who is "fearing the enemy like a tiger", at least I will fight until the last moment, and live and die with Dragon City.

"Small sample, sabotage my college entrance examination first, then play hooliganism in the class reunion, and finally betray Longcheng? I can't kill you!"

As if instinctively, Meng Chao's mind was churning with battle plans.

He takes half a step.

Zuo Haoran was subconsciously alert.

"The squad leader said it so well, it really made me so educated and so moved."

Meng Chao's face was full of sincerity, and he bowed slightly, "Thanks to Teacher Yan and the monitor for their guidance, I have deeply realized my mistakes, and I will correct them. Rise up and contribute all your strength, it’s useless to talk too much, please see my actual actions!”

"..."

Zuo Haoran shuddered.

He felt that Meng Chao's eyes suddenly became weird, and he was a different person from before class.

"Okay, the monitor sit down and continue the class."

Yan Dongxing didn't talk nonsense, and pointed to the corner of the wall to Meng Chao, "Be conscious, 'Zhilong Zhuang', stand until get out of class is over."

The three words "Zhilong Zhuang" aroused a sound of inhalation.

The compulsory education system in Longcheng, from kindergarten to high school, has the theory of "nine pillars".

Three lying postures, three sitting postures, and three standing postures, combined with breathing methods and meditation methods, can absorb the aura of heaven and earth, stimulate cell activity, break through the shackles of genes, and embark on the road to becoming a saint.

The Zhelong Zhuang is the tenth post beyond the syllabus.

It is also the most difficult pile to practice.

Not to mention high school, even many junior colleges don't teach Zhanlong Zhuang.

Only the legendary "Bachelor", a holy place that specializes in cultivating supernatural beings, can practice Hidden Dragon Stakes.

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