Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

Chapter 10 Back to the top

Just thinking about it, the doorbell rang.

It's Aunt Cao from the residents' committee.

Followed by three men wearing tactical goggles and camouflage uniforms, with a very sturdy look.

All four of them had red hoops tied around their arms, with the words "Council Defense" written on them.

"The whole family is here, have you eaten yet?"

Aunt Cao looked into the house, "There will be monsters tonight, let's take a look at the weapon preparations of each family, yo, let's drink!"

"I didn't drink much, so I'm definitely not drunk."

Meng Yishan was a little embarrassed, and offered a cigarette to the camouflage uniform.

The leader in camouflage uniform waved his hand, declined the cigarette, took out the breathalyzer and asked Meng Yishan to blow on it.

Seeing that the alcohol concentration was indeed not high, he nodded his head with a more lively expression.

"This is the newly appointed joint defensive tactical team in our community, Captain Li." Aunt Cao introduced.

Meng Yishan hurriedly shook hands: "Hi Captain Li!"

"Li Dayong."

The joint defense captain shook hands with Meng Yishan, his voice was very low, "Just now, Director Cao introduced you, you are an old man, an ace shooter in the army back then, how is it, do you have enough weapons and ammunition at home?"

"Heroes don't talk about being brave back then, it happened decades ago." Meng Yishan waved his hand, "Ah Chao, tell me everything about that guy."

Meng Chao responded, moved the small sofa, knelt down on one knee, and lifted the floor.

Take out a submachine gun, a semi-automatic rifle, a pistol, and two grenades from the dark compartment.

Meng Yishan wanted to disassemble and assemble the gun according to the procedure.

Unexpectedly, he only took half a step when Meng Chao's hands turned into two clouds of gray mist.

Just hearing a "click, click" sound, everyone's eyes were blurred.

Like a magic show, the firearms in front of Meng Chao turned into the most basic parts.

Meng Yishan was stunned.

Captain Li let out a "huh".

Meng Chao remained calm, shaking his hands, his fingers jumping lightly like elves with life, and in just a few seconds, separated the mixed parts and combined them into three firearms.

Awakened "Basic Marksmanship", although it is only "ordinary level", it is quite cool.

He still didn't get up, put the semi-automatic rifle on his shoulder in a kneeling position, and checked the sights with ease.

Firearms are like extensions of limbs, exuding a faint murderous aura.

Half a second later, Meng Chao nodded and threw the semi-automatic rifle to Captain Li.

Captain Li seized it, stood with his shoulders on his shoulders, and with just one glance, he was a little moved: "Good gun, well maintained, better adjusted, shoot wherever you point!"

"This is Meng Chao, a high-achieving student from Ninth Middle School." Aunt Cao narrowed her eyes with a smile.

It is not easy for a public rental housing complex like theirs to produce a high-school student.

"So that's it, boy, if he joins the army, he must be an ace shooter!"

Captain Li praised him and continued, "How about it, do you have enough bullets at home?"

"There are still 300 rounds of ordinary bullets, and only two magazines for armor-piercing bullets, twenty rounds." Meng Yishan said.

"Okay, since the family has two gun experts, there must be no shortage of bullets. I will distribute 20 rounds of armor-piercing bullets and 100 rounds of ordinary bullets to you. Really spawn monsters. I hope you will win glory for the community!"

Captain Li waved his hand, and the two camouflage uniforms counted out the bullets, asking Meng Yishan to sign, and the handover was clear.

Meng Yishan cheerfully took the clip, and said in a hurry: "Twenty rounds of armor-piercing bullets are too few, and there are not enough grenades. Can you give me some more?"

"No way, old man."

Captain Li sighed, "Who said that the number of monsters killed in our community did not meet the standard last year, and it was not rated as a five-star community? The superiors only distributed such a small amount of guns and ammunition, it is difficult for a smart woman to cook without rice!"

"Can you blame us?"

Meng Yishan said, "There are no cowards in Tianfuyuan, but we are an old community in the old city. Back then, we were afraid of killing monsters here. They haven't come to us for a long time. Where can we kill them?"

"Isn't this very good, you still think that there will be hordes of beasts coming to kill us all day long?"

Captain Li smiled, "Get over it, old man, as long as we can be rated as a five-star community this year, our ammunition base will increase by 20% next year, and we will be rich by then.

"By the way, if you really spawn a monster, don't forget to collect the bullet casings - Dragon City is short of resources, and the bullets have to be reloaded."

"I know, I have been fighting monsters for decades, how can I not know?" Meng Yishan sent Aunt Cao and Captain Li out, and knocked on the door of 706 next door.

"Old Meng."

Aunt Cao whispered, "Grandma Wang of 706, her son and daughter-in-law died, her granddaughter lives in school, and she is the only one at home. what?"

"Okay, if something really happens, I'll invite the old lady to my house." Meng Yishan agreed.

"What are you mumbling about, gossiping about the old woman behind your back?"

The door of Room 706 opened, and a wrinkled, white-haired old woman with all her teeth missing was waving an oversized shotgun and roaring in anger.

After finally fooling Grandma Wang, Meng Yishan went home and distributed guns and ammunition.

"Achao, I didn't expect your high school firearms education to be so good. That's fine. I'll let you have a good time today. Use the two-two bars, and I'll give you another twenty rounds of armor-piercing bullets. Remember, when using armor-piercing bullets, you must add reinforcements. Kit's.

"Su Xin, keep your pistol in hand, don't stand if your leg hurts, I'll put your wheelchair in combat mode."

Meng Yishan picked up the submachine gun by himself, stroked it skillfully a few times, and let out another "tsk".

Unexpectedly, Meng Chao could assemble the gun so well.

The adjustment of the sight also took into account his shooting habits.

"Dad, what about me?"

Bai Jiacao was eager to see through it, "You asked Mom to give me the pistol. We have been taught how to shoot a gun in junior high school, and I am still the first in live ammunition shooting!"

"What kind of gun do you want to play with, little girl? Here's this for you." Meng Yishan pulled out a cold steel recurve saber that imitated the shape of a dog's leg from his back waist, "It's also powerful, and your old man used it back then. Chop off the head of a 'Desolate Wolf'!"

Bai Jiacao muttered: "You have told this story more than eight hundred times."

Meng Yishan stared: "What?"

Bai Jiacao shrunk her head and pouted her mouth: "Dad, many students in our class let them use guns at home. My deskmate Lili used a bazooka last time!"

Meng Yishan sneered: "Lili uses a bazooka, and you have to use it too. When I go home for a long meeting, the teacher said that Lili can stand for three hours at a stretch. Why can't you stand?"

Bai Jiacao said stubbornly: "I, it's not that I can't stand up, I just think the pile skills in junior high school are too simple and boring!"

Parents don't believe it at all.

Meng Chao also came over with a serious face: "That's right, now the college entrance examination has higher and higher requirements for pile exercises. Our high school teachers have repeatedly emphasized that one is not afraid of hardship, two is not afraid of tiredness, and three is not afraid of boredom. Fa, this is the trinity, the basis of cultivation.

"Dad, Mom, I think my little sister is a little impetuous during this paragraph, I still need to educate her well, let her go home every day and stand for two hours, right?"

Bai Jiacao gasped, and looked at Meng Chao with incredulous eyes: "You, you are so poisonous!"

Meng Yishan and Bai Suxin looked at each other and put on a kind smile: "Xiaocao, your brother is right, how about..."

"It's better for me to use a knife. Many peerless powerhouses use knives!"

Bai Jiacao hurriedly took the dog's leg knife, threw out a few beautiful knife flowers, took the scabbard, tied it to her short leg, gave Meng Chao a sneaky look, and continued to wash the dishes angrily.

eight pm.

The entire community cut off electricity and spiritual power supply on time.

All energy must be concentrated to supply searchlights, high-voltage power grids, and automated defense systems.

The alloy armor with a thickness of more than 20 centimeters fell down, covering the windows of every house, leaving only fist-sized shooting holes and observation holes.

The automatic battle fortress rises from the convenience market, small supermarkets, small squares and elementary schools.

A scarred old-fashioned anti-monster self-propelled gun rumbled out from the residents' committee, and the joint defense tactical team also drove out a rusty infantry fighting vehicle to form a mobile force.

Tianfuyuan, the fortification is completed.

The room was dark, everyone lay down early, closed their eyes and rested, ready to fight.

Only the spar radio was left, and it was still intermittently releasing news from the front line:

"The first wave of monsters appeared in the area of ​​the steelworks in the north of the city. They are breaking through the defense line of Wufu Road. The main force of the monsters is a swarm of flame black beetles. The number is about 1,000. The army and superhumans have already entered the battle."

"Scattered monsters have appeared in Jiusha District, and residents are hunting and killing them on the spot in units of streets and communities."

"Attention, the smog descends, the psychic energy is disordered, and it may interfere with human brain waves. Many monsters also have mental attack capabilities. In order to improve morale and ensure the mental health of all citizens, the following is a network of classic military songs from the Earth Age."

"...to the front! Our blood is strong! Brand new, shocking tigers and wolves!

As the fog became thicker, the free psychic energy in the air became more and more violent, and the interference of radio waves became more and more serious.

The impassioned military song gradually became blurred, leaving only the sound of "rustling".

The residents turned off their radios and listened to the sound of artillery in the distance through the thick reinforced concrete and alloy armor.

The sound of cannon is reassuring, it is the roar of humanity.

In the arms of their parents, the children slept soundly listening to the sound of the rumbling cannons.

...

Meng Chao locked the door.

There are only two bedrooms and one living room in the house. Originally, my parents slept in the master bedroom, and Bai Jiacao slept in the second bedroom. He set up a camp bed in the living room.

In the second half of the third year of high school, Bai Jiacao and his brother temporarily changed rooms in order to let him prepare for the exam with peace of mind.

"Google."

Meng Chao unscrewed a bottle of high-energy nutrition supplement and swallowed it in big gulps.

The school teacher said that the high-energy nutrient contains rich spiritual energy, which is more than a hundred times that of the flesh and blood of ordinary monsters. You must be careful every time you take it. It is best to use a bottle cap and take it in small spoons.

After taking it, immediately stand up, sprint, punch, and perform high-intensity practice to release the medicinal power and gently moisturize every cell.

However, Meng Chao drank like drinking iced fat house happy water on a scorching summer afternoon.

With the violent spiritual energy pouring into his blood, Meng Chao made a series of thunderous sounds from his body.

The unthinkable happened.

After letting myself go for a year, the thin arms and legs that gradually shrank, as well as the shriveled chest, all swelled and filled up.

Her hair and skin gradually became shiny, and she could faintly see traces of heat radiating from her pores, forming a beast-like aura around her.

The eyes are even more piercing, as sharp as a falcon.

Meng Chao drank it to his heart's content, bottle after bottle, and squandered the nutrient solution and medicine he had just earned, before he burped unsatisfied.

"happy!"

As if the main battle tank was filled with fuel and ammunition, he laughed, and punched casually, the punch pierced through the air, making a "hissing" sound like a poisonous snake biting.

Compared with Chu Feixiong's heavy punches, Meng Chao's punches sounded sharper, as if all the power had been compressed to a point, and in actual combat, it was even more terrifyingly destructive.

"The power is back."

Meng Chao clenched his fists tightly, as if holding a piece of red-hot steel in his palm.

Although the progress of the treatment was less than 70%, Meng Chao felt that he had surpassed the peak of his sophomore year of high school.

"This feeling of getting stronger and choking fate's throat inch by inch is really refreshing."

He thrust out thousands of punches in one breath, and ran in situ with high legs raised for three minutes uninterrupted. He was sweating profusely, absorbing every drop of the medicine. Spirit.

Suddenly, I heard a soft "click" from the other side of the wall

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