Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!
Chapter 168
Chu Feixiong jumped up like a mouse whose tail was stepped on by a cat.
The whole person shrank into a ball, still clutching his buttocks, and said to the woman who had stood silently behind him for three minutes: "I would like to admit defeat, you said that as long as I run a hundred kilometers and carry a 300-kilogram obstacle cross-country, you will not treat me any more." I move my hands and feet!"
"..."
Meng Chao suddenly felt that the image of the unyielding and passionate man described by his best friend just now seemed to be somewhat different from the reality?
He quietly observed the female squad leader of his best friend, "Shao Jianqing", the daughter of Dragon City Titan "Thor" Shao Zhengyang.
There are also many newcomers around, peeking at her curiously.
She was a woman who couldn't help but be noticed.
Few female soldiers can be like her, wearing a nano-combat suit, a reinforced exoskeleton, and two mighty giant swords like helicopter propellers on the back, still giving people a slim and graceful feeling.
There are very few female soldiers like her. She trained intensively for several months on the hottest summer day, and then rushed to the wilderness battlefield without stopping. After fighting monsters for ten days and a half months, her skin was still as white as milk. There are half a trace of flaws.
Ignoring the tiger-like eyes, she really doesn't look like a soldier, but more like a big star who is popular among thousands of young people, more glamorous and charming than Yan Feirou.
But this pair of piercing eyes, which made no secret of their ambition and will, forcibly suppressed her overwhelming beauty, so that people could only see her heroic appearance, even ignoring her gender.
"Don't worry, Chu Feixiong, I won't move half of your finger today."
Shao Jianqing spoke, her voice was as her name suggests, her slightly hoarse voice was also somewhat neutral, she said lightly, "Just to tell you, the task that should be completed by the two of us together - killing fifty 'three-eyed civets' , I have exceeded my quota, I killed a total of seventy-six heads, and I will share half of them with you, and you can settle the iron blood coins by yourself later."
"What?"
Chu Feixiong was slightly taken aback, but his eyebrows twitched, "Since two people formed a team and hunted together, why did you complete the task by yourself, then I can't—"
Meng Chao felt that he wanted to say, "Have you ever eaten soft rice?"
However, the public was too embarrassed to say it out loud.
"If it's a sword-halberd demon pig or an armored rhinoceros, with rough skin and thick flesh but slow movement, I don't mind leaving a few of them for you to play with, but the three-eyed civet is famous for its agility and cunning. With your " "Military Fist", hehe, do you want to fight until midnight? I don't have so much time, so I will accompany you to cultivate "Military Fist" into the best boxing technique in the world, or act alone, it will be more efficient."
Shao Jianqing paused, and then said, "In the next few days, I will share half of my hunting harvest with you, you can stay in the camp to have a good rest, and seriously consider my last suggestion.
"You know, you don't have to have a Heroic Spirit, you must stay in the Heroic Spirit Department, the Martial Arts Department, the Firearms Department, the Command Department, and even the Logistics Department, you can also train Heroic Envoys, not to mention, your Heroic Spirit is so... special, continue What's the point of staying in the Heroic Spirit Department?"
"What do you mean, look down on my heroic spirit, just an ordinary soldier?"
The words of the female squad leader did not know which of Chu Feixiong's reverse scales were poked. He was surrounded by angry flames, and his expression was completely different from that of a moment ago. Shao Jianqing's fright was swept away.
He jumped up against the table and roared, "Tell you, Shao Jianqing, it doesn't matter how you torture me, ravage me, abuse me, just don't insult my heroic spirit!
"So what about ordinary soldiers? No matter how powerful a majestic general is, what's the use of a bare-handed commander without thousands of ordinary soldiers fighting for their lives?
"Even if my Heroic Spirit is 'Dragon City's weakest' now, Heroic Spirit and Heroic Envoy can grow together. One day, my Heroic Spirit will be stronger than your 'Valkyrie', or even your father, General Shao's 'Thunder God'." 'Stronger!"
The female squad leader frowned slightly, sighed helplessly, ignored the furious Chu Feixiong, and reached out to Meng Chao: "I am Chu Feixiong's squad leader Shao Jianqing, you are his friend, please persuade him, Ying Ling The system is really not suitable for him and his heroic spirit, there is no need to stay here and suffer for the sake of showing off and being arrogant."
Meng Chao's thoughts turned.
"Thunder God" Shao Zhengyang is an iron-blooded warrior, a leader of the Red Dragon Army, of course he is qualified to participate in the strategic decision-making of Dragon City.
Is he the "right guy" who deserves to divulge some information himself?
In any case, Shao Jianqing is worth making friends with.
For the future of Dragon City and the safety of tens of millions of compatriots, he would understand even a small sacrifice of the masculinity and... flesh and blood of his buddies, right?
"Hello, hello, my name is Meng Chao, and I'm Chu Feixiong's best friend. Don't worry, student Shao Jianqing. I also think Fat Bear is not suitable for the Department of Heroic Spirits at all. I must persuade him to transfer to the Department of Logistics and never again. bother you!"
Meng Chao hurriedly held Shao Jianqing's hand, smiling all over his face, "I don't know if it's convenient for classmate Shao to add a friend and keep in touch with him often, so what, in fact, I have admired General Shao Zhengyang for a long time, after all, I have been listening to Growing up with the stories of General Shao’s expedition to the wilderness, in my opinion, he is not only a mighty general, but also a legendary marshal!”
Chu Feixiong didn't expect Meng Chao to "betray" so simply, and was dumbfounded.
The stunned look made Shao Jianqing laugh dumbly.
When she laughed, her tiger-like eyes narrowed into two arcs, and all the energy was restrained, leaving only the astonishment of the fish falling into the wild, but it caused many boys around to gasp one after another.
But the smile lasted only half a second, and her expression was instantly stiff and vigilant: "This classmate, your name is Meng Chao, from Agricultural University?"
"That's right, classmate Shao, please give me some advice."
Meng Chao smiled faintly. Since he killed the Blood Moon Wolf King in the undergraduate combat test, many media rushed to interview him. He is considered a small celebrity, so it is not surprising that Shao Jianqing recognized him.
In this case, she should take the initiative to add her as a friend, maybe there will be a chance to eat and drink tea, chat about the general situation, Dragon City strategy and so on?
Unexpectedly, Shao Jianqing withdrew his hand like lightning, with undisguised contempt in his eyes, first gave Meng Chao a hard look, then gave Chu Feixiong a very disgusted look, and shook his head, as if to say: "Birds of a feather flock together, Divide into groups."
She turned her head and walked away, shaking her hands as she walked, as if she had just shaken hands with Meng Chao and was bitten by a toad.
"What's the situation?"
This time it was Meng Chao's turn to be depressed, "I don't know her at all, how did I offend her, no matter how much she hates you, she won't take it out on me, right?"
"Don't look at me, it has nothing to do with me, she just hates you."
Chu Feixiong gloated and said, "You don't even think about how notorious you are outside, and you want to sell your friends in exchange for the favor of this tigress and vixen, how is that possible!"
"What do you mean?" Meng Chao was suspicious, "Notorious, who, me?"
"Nonsense, why are you pretending to be innocent? I was just about to ask you, but I didn't take the chance just now."
Chu Feixiong said, "Now the alliance of the five schools is rumored that there is a freshman in the Martial Arts Department of the Agricultural University. In order to infiltrate some places that should not be infiltrated, and do some despicable and shameless deeds that both people and gods hate The evil work, he really succeeded once, of course, it was finally revealed. After receiving the criticism, someone posted a screenshot of the announcement on the campus network, and it was spread in many groups of the Five Schools Alliance. The name is 'Meng Mou', and the name in some screenshots is 'Xu Chao', isn't this you?"
Meng Chao: "...What!"
Chu Feixiong: "I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person, well, I actually thought of it, but I didn't expect you to be so courageous, so strong in execution, and this evil art called 'Limit Flow' is so powerful , can even sneak into the heavily fortified girls' dormitory?"
Meng Chao: "No, listen to my explanation, in fact, extreme flow, it is the authentic Taoism..."
Chu Feixiong: "Many girls in the Five Schools Alliance are now displeased by hearing your name, and all of us boys are also filled with righteous indignation. Criticize it, and then tear you into pieces, you bastard, so that I can vent my anger!"
Meng Chao: "You guys really misunderstood. How could I be so shameless, boring and obscene? The cause and effect of this incident is... Wait, what did you just say, say it again?"
Chu Feixiong: "Only by tearing you into pieces, you bastard, can vent my anger!"
Meng Chao: "No, the previous sentence."
Chu Feixiong: "Many girls turn pale when they hear your name."
Meng Chao: "No, the middle sentence."
Chu Feixiong: "We boys from the military academy wish we could arrest you and torture you severely, force you to surrender your evil skills, and severely criticize you."
Meng Chao's eyes lit up, and he was overjoyed: "Really, do you really want to severely criticize this evil art?"
Chu Feixiong said righteously: "Of course it is true. Many boys in the military school heard that you and I are from the No. 9 Middle School. They wished to arrest me and torture them to find out the truth about this evil art. If it is true It is extremely harmful, we must have a deep understanding, study thoroughly, and come up with a solution to uphold justice and maintain peace!
"Brothers, tell me honestly, is this extreme flow really sinister, despicable, shameless, and sneaky?"
Meng Chao: "...Yes, it is indeed very insidious, despicable, shameless, and sneaky."
Chu Feixiong: "Then you must take it out and let the brothers in the military academy criticize it."
Meng Chao: "No problem. Anyway, during this period of time, all the boys from the five-school alliance are living in the base. Let's set up an 'extreme flow study group' like a high school. In addition to the boys from the military school, there are also engineering universities, medical universities, and science and technology universities. , All passionate men with a strong sense of justice are organized, and I will lead everyone to deeply criticize 'Extreme Flow'!"
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