Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!
Chapter 34 Do whatever you want
Meng Chao clicked in and saw Yan Feirou standing in a corner of Longcheng University's campus, surrounded by eight assistants who poured eight buckets of water over them.
Even through the wireless network and the mobile phone screen, a "buzz" sound could be heard, and Yan Feirou's figure suddenly blurred.
An astonishing scene happened. She seemed to be protected by an invisible shield. Not a single drop of the eight buckets of water splashed on her, but was bounced back by the rhythm of her muscles, like a goddess scattering flowers, splashing dozens of meters away , forming a perfect water circle.
Under the sunlight, a rainbow appeared in an instant.
"Good Ripple!"
Meng Chao was overwhelmed.
His like-minded netizens also frantically brushed the barrage and commented:
"It's so beautiful, as expected of Princess Ripple!"
"I didn't expect that the mere basic force method would have such a superb effect. Yan really deserves to be the creator of "Ripple Power"."
"This is the strongest ripple!"
After Yan Feirou finished the rehearsal, she zoomed in on the camera again, aiming at her chest and abdomen.
"Three basic methods of exerting force, the bursting out of 'Rang Niu', the long duration of 'Ripple', and the accumulation of power in 'Dragon Snake', different breathing methods should be used when exerting force. The biggest feature of our 'Yan's Ripple' is that it is different from others. Please pay attention to the trembling between my chest and abdomen when I take a deep breath."
Yan Feirou's voice was very sweet, and she didn't feel like a martial artist at all. It seemed like she had just debuted, and she still retained a bit of an innocent starlet.
No wonder the live broadcast platform will create a "princess" personality based on her characteristics.
The sweet and glutinous voice and the trembling of the chest and abdomen naturally attracted a large number of netizens to speak enthusiastically.
The live broadcast platform and Yan Feirou herself are very aware of her life, and deleted most of the explicit barrage in an instant, leaving only the speeches that seriously discussed martial arts, and highlighted the comments of a few real-name certified netizens.
A netizen with the certification mark of the "Longcheng University Martial Arts Research Association" said: "Vice President Yan's set of "Ripple Power" is a real thing. For young people who are just getting started, if you study it carefully, you will definitely gain something."
A netizen whose real name was certified as "Founder of Zhao's Ripples, Owner of Rage Fighting Gym" said: "There are countless masters in Dragon City who are studying "Ripple Strength", but even I have to admit that the source of Ripples, Yan's Ripples, Definitely one of the strongest ripples out there."
A netizen whose real name was authenticated as "Longcheng University of Technology Martial Arts Exchange Meeting" asked: "When will Senior Sister Yan come to our University of Technology to exchange ideas? Last time you came to give pointers. All the martial arts lovers in our University of Technology have benefited a lot."
For a while, the atmosphere was harmonious, and the barrage became focused.
Meng Chao also stared at Yan Feirou's chest and abdomen very seriously.
Different from the praise and exclamation in the barrage, after a while, he let out a "tsk".
"Sure enough, the current Yan Feirou is still very immature. She is just the 'Princess Ripple' and not the real 'Queen of Ripples'. She is far from reaching the level of the 'Future "Ripple Strength"' who can reach the pinnacle."
Meng Chao's own future "Ripple Strength" is only "expert level", and he knows it but doesn't know why.
He knew how to practice, but he didn't know why he practiced like this, why the power erupted from this meridian instead of that blood vessel, and the scientific truth behind it.
But there is no need for him to teach carefully, as long as he points out a few mistakes and points out a few mistakes, even if he doesn't know the correct answer, it doesn't matter, let Princess Ripple figure it out by herself!
It's just that the screen of the mobile phone is too small, and the subtle ripples can't be seen clearly. After thinking about it, Meng Chao simply connected the mobile phone to the TV, took a magnifying glass, and carefully looked for the jerky and immature hidden in the ripples.
So, when Bai Jiacao opened the door of the house, he saw his eldest brother squatting in front of the TV with his ass pouted, with a strange expression, squinting his eyes and leaning on the magnifying glass, watching a big sister in yoga clothes bouncing around.
The little girl gasped, took half a step back, and dropped her schoolbag on the ground.
In an instant, she matured prematurely because of the burden of her family, and the future night witch thought of many things.
She closed the door behind her backhand.
Turning to the mother at the stairway, she said, "Mom, let's go in later."
Bai Suxin: "Huh?"
Meng Chao hurriedly opened the door: "Little sister, and mother, you have already opened the door, why are you still closing the door?"
"elder brother--"
Bai Jiacao asked cautiously, "Can we come in?"
"Nonsense, didn't I just say a few words to you in the morning, and I didn't say that I wouldn't let you go home. What's your expression?"
Meng Chaozhang and the second monk were puzzled, thinking that he had dealt with the junior high school version of the Night Witch? How do you shrink your head.
Forget it, things like transforming the Night Witch have to be done step by step, pay attention to the method and method, and can't be too simple and rude, it seems to scare the little girl.
The living room was too small, and his mother had to cook, so Meng Chao could only go back to his room to check his phone.
Fortunately, there were a few omissions that should be looked for. Meng Chao pondered for a moment, changed his account to an old-fashioned name, and put forward his opinions bluntly.
As a result, discordant noises appeared in the rows of happy barrages and comments.
A netizen with the certification mark of the "So-and-so Ripple Research Association": "Yan's breathing method is really exquisite, even if I slow down by three or five times, I still can't figure it out!"
Chuanhuo old man: "There is obviously a problem with this breathing method. According to Yan Feirou's height and the proportion of the upper and lower body, the center point of inhalation should be placed 3.2mm above the thoracic and abdominal diaphragm, not 3.5mm; and Inferring her weight from her size, and the amount of oxygen she needs to supply her blood in battle, the optimal rate of breathing should be 4.6 breaths per ten seconds instead of 4.2, which is a little slower now."
A netizen with the real-name authentication of "Longcheng Military Academy Lecture Hall" said: "Thank you, classmate Yan, for your selfless guidance. Last week I met a 'three-headed poisonous lizard' in the Jiangnan region. It was a famous stalker. The trick taught by classmate Yan, I used the 'Yan's Ripple' to deal with it, and it lasted half an hour, and finally exhausted it.
Chuanhuo old man: "The 'three-headed poisonous lizard' you met, does the head in the middle have red radial stripes? It's okay, it hasn't mutated yet. If you encounter a mutant with red radial stripes next time, just run away. With the current set of "Ripple Strength", the odds of winning are not high."
A netizen whose real name is certified as "Old Nine of Kuangtao Fighting Club": "'Yan's Ripple' is amazing. After being taught by Senior Sister Yan, the number of times I punched for three consecutive minutes increased by 5%, and the average punching strength increased by 7%. Ten thousand meters Run 15 seconds faster!"
Chuanhuo old man: "Then you are awesome, but I feel that there is still a lot of room for improvement in this grade. If you are interested, you can chat privately. I am in a good mood today. I will give you a little advice for free!"
After going back and forth, the netizens were all angry.
"Who is this 'Huo Chuan Lao Lao', a very powerful ripple master in the circle?"
"I don't even have real name authentication. I hide my head and show my tail. It's shameful!"
"Hehe, this kind of guy who pretends to be a ghost to gain popularity, when did he get out of hand, why do you care about him, the classroom administrator, mute, kick people, delete accounts!"
Chuanhuo old man: "Don't misunderstand me, this old man is not hiding his head and showing his tail, nor is he targeting the 'Yan's Ripple' family, nor does he have any bad intentions. The old man simply wants to make a little contribution to this society and improve the combat effectiveness of all citizens. "
Where are the netizens willing to listen, they all cursed.
At the beginning, Meng Chao presented facts and reasoned, trying to list a large number of formulas and diagrams to support his point of view.
But neither the barrage area nor the comment area is a good place for academic discussions. After coming and going, he also became popular. Is my mother's contributions all these years wrong?
So Meng Chao threw off his arms and scolded the netizens.
After only swearing a few words, he was silenced for five minutes.
"It's a mess."
Meng Chao calmed down, thinking that he was being reckless.
The live broadcast room is not a place to talk about serious matters, and the mystery of "Ripple Power" in the future cannot be explained clearly in a few words.
It is still necessary to find the owner and communicate directly through private messages.
I believe that with Yan Feirou's eyes, I can see how powerful the future version of "Ripple Power" will be.
After all, this is what she created in the future!
However, Meng Chao estimated that the netizens who bombard Yan Feirou with private messages every day must be like crucian carp in the river, and most of them are people who are trying to gain fame and have ulterior motives.
A kind-hearted and selfless devotee like myself should be unique.
How can he get Princess Ripple's attention and make her realize that he's different?
Meng Chao gritted his teeth and threw money at him.
Anyway, he got rich overnight, and now he is rich!
With red eyes, he recharged 10,000 yuan, exchanged 1 million live broadcast coins, and rewarded Yan Feirou all at once.
When the string of shining numbers "1000000" floated across the screen, everyone in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded.
Although Yan Feirou is very popular, but not every time there is a local tyrant who is willing to reward a full one million live broadcast coins in one go.
And, everyone, look carefully at the tipper's name. Isn't this the kid who was just critical and talking nonsense?
"Nowadays, local tyrants all play such high-end games? First try to belittle them to lower their psychological expectations, and then throw out the king bomb, and instantly reverse it, so as to leave a deep impression in the hearts of the goddesses?" Netizens gasped.
Someone even secretly gave Meng Chao a thumbs up: "A rich man really knows how to play!"
Even Yan Feirou in the picture stopped.
She also knew about the dispute between the barrage area and the comment area just now through her assistant.
Since her live broadcast classes have become more and more popular, this kind of discordant noise will appear in almost every class, and the ban is a routine operation.
Unexpectedly, someone who was silenced threw a big bomb of 1 million live broadcast coins, which surprised Yan Feirou.
The Yan family is not short of money, but the promotion of "Yan's Ripples" requires the support of bigwigs from all sides.
Yan Feirou thought for a while, but still smiled and said, "Thank you for the encouragement from the netizen 'Chuanhuo Old Man', Feirou's "Ripple Strength" still has a lot of immaturity, and I hope to study it with everyone and make progress together."
As he spoke, he bowed slightly to express his gratitude to the local tyrant.
At the same time, the ban was lifted immediately.
Of course, he scolded those guys with Meng Chao, and they were all honestly restrained, not less than five minutes, not a second.
But the netizens were so jealous that they burst into tears: "From the earth to the other world, you can still do whatever you want with money!"
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