Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

Qixiuxiu carried four tube bones and half a fat-headed silver flower fish that weighed at least six catties back home, Bai Suxin calmed down.

Both her husband and daughter were there, and before her son came back, she hurriedly confessed: "Today is the first test of the undergraduate course, but Ah Chao has not said anything, and it seems that he is not sure. When he comes back later, you are not allowed to ask anything." , you are not allowed to say anything, open your mouth less, eat more, understand?"

Meng Yishan and Bai Jiacao looked at each other and nodded.

"Especially you, it doesn't matter if you are not old or young, don't mess with your brother today, do you understand?" Bai Suxin solemnly explained to her daughter.

Bai Jiacao stuck out her tongue first, and then straightened her chest: "Mom, don't worry, my brother won't pass the undergraduate exam. Isn't there me? I will definitely become a superhuman, and then this family, including my brother, Let me guard it!"

The little girl silently added a sentence in her heart: Of course, the premise is that my brother obeys me, listens to me, and bullies me casually.

Squinting her eyes, such a picture appeared in the mind of the future Night Witch - in the near future, she will be admitted to a bachelor's degree and become a very powerful transcendent. My brother wiped his tears and patted his thigh at the same time: "little sister , you are really amazing, I really underestimated you at the beginning, from now on the family will rely on you, and my brother will also rely on you!"

"Hehehehe." Bai Jiacao couldn't help laughing out loud, and then his mother flicked her forehead.

"What are you smirking at, come and help me wash the vegetables."

"Oh, here we come, wow, mom, four tube bones, can we pass?"

"What's the matter, four tube bones can still eat up our family? Why, my son and daughter of Bai Suxin are the best. We can eat what others can eat. Tomorrow, dragon bamboo shoots and golden frogs will be on the market , I will buy it for you to eat."

"Long live mom!"

When Meng Chao returned home, he was stunned for a moment in front of the delicious food crowded at the small dining table.

Parents, mom, and younger sister ate sullenly, as if he didn't exist.

He also washed his hands and added some food to eat.

He was still thinking about the matter of the Haohan Group in his mind - just now when he swiped his mobile phone, he saw a lot of Haohan Group being investigated and shady news broke out.

It's no wonder that Zuo Haoran rebelled in his previous life, because of his family background!

Yan's is really ruthless, just because of the word "trouble", he uses such a thunderous method, it seems that he will have to be more cautious in the future, and use it with discretion as the "old man who spreads fire".

Also, the other party said "the disciple of the old man Chuan Huo", does this mean he knows his existence?

It's nothing, I didn't want to hide it at first, but I want to use this identity to get in touch with higher-level power openly.

It's just that it's not a problem to pretend to be a tiger all day long, and it's not a problem to be cheated. You still have to be extraordinary as soon as possible, and you can't embarrass the old man who spreads the fire!

Meng Chao was deep in thought, with a more serious expression.

Seeing him like this, Bai Jiacao endured and endured, hesitant to speak but stopped.

Meng Yishan and Bai Suxin coughed hastily, staring at Bai Jiacao, they mouthed together: "Shut up, eat vegetables!"

Bai Jiacao wiped his finger on his lips, indicating that the zipper was installed, and then put another tube bone into his bowl, and wiped his finger again, indicating to open the zipper on his mouth. The upper half is fat and lean, and the cheeks are bulging.

When she used a straw to suck the bone marrow in the depths of the tube bone, she made a sound of "chi-liu-chiliu", which finally caught her brother's attention.

"What's going on today, the military has captured a new sword-halberd demon pig's lair, and the price of pork has been greatly reduced?" Meng Chao asked.

"No price reduction, you have to eat what you want, come, son." Meng Yishan affectionately gave his son a big bone.

"It always feels weird, why don't you talk, what's the matter?" Meng Chao frowned.

"It's okay, our life is getting more and more prosperous, what can happen, hahahaha." Meng Yishan laughed boldly.

"That's right, you just like to worry about things, hehehehe." Bai Suxin pursed her lips.

"Brother, don't worry, I have everything. From now on, I will be the pillar of the family, hehehe." Bai Jiacao's eyebrows and eyes curved.

"You are the pillar? Then our family is wonderful!"

Meng Chao scratched his sister's nose, and said casually, "Oh, I have something to do. Isn't today the first test of the undergraduate course? I passed the test anyway, and I will go to the District Education Bureau in ten days. Take the second round."

Dad, mom, little sister, stay together.

"Brother, you, what are you talking about, did you rank eighth or ninth in the class?" Bai Jiacao stammered and asked.

"You're so young, why are your ears so bad? I didn't look carefully at whether it was the eighth or ninth in the school. It's enough to pass the test!" Meng Chao also took a straw and sucked the tube bone slowly, letting the storm blow on his father. Fermentation between mother and younger sister.

After half a minute, Bai Jiacao jumped up: "Brother, you passed the test!"

Ahhhh, the ninth middle school is the key point of the district. If there is no accident, the top ten in the whole school will definitely be admitted to the undergraduate course and become a superhuman. Wouldn't his dream be shattered, and he will never be able to bully his brother?

The future Night Witch shed tears of half joy and half sorrow.

Meng Yishan and Bai Suxin were also shocked. They looked at each other for a long time before gradually digesting the good news.

"Son, all your injuries have recovered!" Meng Yishan murmured.

"Well, I told you last time that I used "Ripple Strength" to recover very well. Later, I met my old man Ning She, and he introduced me some genetic medicines and concentrated nutritional supplements. Completely recovered before one level." Meng Chao smiled.

"Isn't it?" Mom and Dad looked at each other, "Last time you clearly said that you gradually recovered after you recognized a master on an unhealthy website."

"...Don't get entangled in these details." Meng Chao said, "The point is, Dad, Mom, don't worry, I will definitely be admitted to the undergraduate course!"

"Well, son, you're the best."

Bai Suxin covered her mouth, took a few breaths silently, and suddenly burst into a bright smile, took out her phone and pointed it at Meng Chao, took a picture with a "click", then pointed at the small dining table, "click", took several shots, and then Click on the social software and type quickly.

An ominous premonition emerged in Meng Chao's heart, and he hurriedly clicked on Moments to take a look.

Sure enough, my mother sent out the photos of him sucking the bones, as well as a table full of meals.

Here is another passage:

"My son did not perform well today. He barely got in the top ten of the Ninth High School. If he wants to be admitted to Longcheng University, he still needs to work hard. Hurry up and buy some delicious food to supplement his son.

"I didn't expect that the tube bones are really expensive now, and four of them cost one hundred and twenty. Hey, I can't afford it!"

"..."

Meng Chao cried: "Mom, don't be like this, you delete my photo soon, I don't want to lose face!"

"What are you saying, my son did well in the exam, and I'm not allowed to show it off. I didn't brag, and I didn't say that you were among the top three in the exam. To be honest, what are you afraid of?"

This time it's Bai Suxin's turn to laugh and tremble, "You don't know, just now I met a fat aunt in the vegetable market, and I was so angry, hehehehe, thirty or forty of the eleventh middle school, she was so happy that she flew around. , use the vegetable market as an ice skating rink, my son is in the top ten of the ninth high school, what did I say, is she as smug as she is?"

Meng Chao could only ask Meng Yishan for help: "Dad, don't you care?"

"I can't control it." Meng Yishan shrank his neck and said in a low voice, "Your mother has already publicized the fact that our family started a company. It's a small resource recycling company. She said it as if I became the chairman of the group. I don’t even have the face to meet my neighbors and relatives now.”

"Ha, Aunt Fat saw it!" Bai Su proudly raised the phone.

The two father and son leaned over and saw a bunch of messages in Moments.

Aunt Zhao: "Ah Chao is amazing, is his injury healed?"

Grandma Wang: "Ah Chao has been alive since he was a child, and he will definitely be admitted to Dragon City University."

Granny Yao: "Congratulations, undergraduate, amazing!"

Fourth Aunt: "When will you let Chao come to our house and teach Xiaoyi some learning experience?"

Li Qijie: "This is someone else's child, Suxin, you are really blessed."

Only Fat Aunt didn't leave a comment, so she clicked a thumbs up.

Meng Chao covered his face, determined to make a lot of money as soon as possible, and move out of Tianfuyuan.

There's no way to stay in this neighborhood.

...

After dinner, Meng Chao made another announcement.

"Tomorrow Saturday, I will make an appointment with the famous doctor of the 'Qingsang Medical Center' to take my mother to see her leg. Let's all go together?"

Both Bai Suxin and Meng Yishan were taken aback.

"Qing Nang" is a very famous private hospital in Longcheng. The doctors are all supernatural beings with absolutely top-notch techniques. Of course, the fees are also top-notch.

Bai Suxin blurted out: "I see a doctor in a public hospital and do rehabilitation in the community. I can get reimbursed for everything. It's already much better than before. Why waste this money?"

Meng Chao smiled: "Mom, there are no 'super alloy bionic joints' replacements in public hospitals."

"Superalloy bionic joint?" Meng Yishan also frowned, "Ah Chao, that seems to be the most cutting-edge technology, how much does it cost?"

"Money is not a problem. Didn't we just sell a crystallized neurosphere a while ago? It was Mr. Ning who introduced me to this hospital to see his friends. It's 30% off and 10% off. It won't cost much." Meng Chao was confident. It feels good to be full and have a bulging pocket.

Meng Yishan was still hesitating, but Bai Suxin had already shaken his head: "No, no, after living like this for twenty years, it's not like I can't walk, at most, it's slower and ugly, don't you think so?"

Meng Chao had a sore nose: "Mom, I know you are concerned about money, so I stayed up until today to say that I can prove that your son has the ability to take the undergraduate exam and become a superman! Wait until I become a superman. Those who make a lot of money for the family, what is it to replace a full set of super alloy joints?"

Bai Suxin lowered her head and said, "Then, it won't be too late to go to a private hospital after you really get into the undergraduate course."

"No, I can't wait for a second."

Meng Chao was categorical, "Why do I have to take the undergraduate exam so desperately? Is it because I want my family to live a good life, and I want my dear mother to become the most beautiful and happiest mother in the world! If before the college entrance examination, If you don’t finalize your treatment plan, I’m always thinking about it during the exam, how can I concentrate on it?”

When the topic comes to the college entrance examination, there is nothing parents can do.

Meng Yishan has been in contact with Team Thunderclap during this period, and he also heard Ning Shewo praise his son's knowledge and skills many times. Knowing that his son met an incredible master online, he thought about it seriously, then turned to his wife and said, "Su Xin, my son has grown up, he can make decisions for the family, you can just listen to him, if it doesn’t work and me, the company started very smoothly, grit your teeth, a pair of super alloy joints, I will give you everything. "

The corners of Bai Suxin's mouth twitched for a long time, and finally turned up: "Then, just listen to your son?"

Meng Yishan made a final decision: "Just listen to my son."

Bai Suxin lowered her head in embarrassment, looked at her daughter Bai Jiacao's straight legs, the corners of her eyes became hot, and said in a low voice: "That's right, Lao Meng, I haven't danced with you properly for so many years!"

"Mom, what is this?"

Meng Chao laughed, "When your legs are completely healed, I will book a place for you and your dad in the largest and most luxurious hotel in the city, let you enjoy a candlelight dinner, two people's world, and then invite a band to accompany you, Dance how you want to dance!"

"Wow……"

Bai Jiacao watched, her watery eyes were full of little stars.

Suddenly I feel that my brother is so domineering...

Bah, bah, delusion, it must be a delusion, Miss Ben doesn't admit it, how domineering is this devil!