Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

The Hulin District, where Tianfuyuan is located, is at Level 3 combat readiness this time.

Fighting for decades, monster siege has long become a daily routine.

The old men and women were still practicing ancient martial arts in the small square, casually.

The children waved the polished monster bones and circled their grandparents, playing the game of earthlings fighting monsters.

There are also a few junior high school students who left school early, chatting nonsense and arguing about the topic of "Should Dragon City concentrate all resources, develop time-traveling technology, and travel back to Earth".

"elder brother!"

Meng Chao walked around the small square when someone called him suddenly.

Looking back, a little girl in a junior high school uniform was dragging a large and heavy iron bucket, like a hardworking ant dragging food several times its size.

The little girl is very cute, like a bud in bud.

His eyebrows and eyes are curved, revealing a bit of naughtiness.

The school uniform was one size bigger, which made her petite and exquisite.

She bounced and waved: "Come and help, I'm exhausted!"

"Oh."

Meng Chao was in a daze, and walked towards his sister Bai Jiacao.

Looking at the pretty little face that hasn't opened yet, the brain tingles again.

It was as if a red-hot steel needle pierced through the temple, stimulating the deepest part of the mind and releasing crystal clear memory fragments.

The beautiful long black hair has turned into flaming purple hair, the jewel-like black eyes are shining with a charming light, and a pair of wide wings covered with bloodshot eyes are carried on the back, as if a demon descended from the abyss of blood hell, the corners of the mouth outline a mysterious and The evil smile and the thick and colorful beauty are enough to scare the hearts of half of the creatures in other worlds to burst.

This is the Night Witch.

Wherever you go, you will bring endless dark eternal night.

"Brother? Hehe..."

Meng Chao seemed to see the younger sister who had become the Night Witch after a long time, trampling herself under her feet, and sneered secretly.

Meng Chao: "Meow meow?"

I didn't expect you to be this kind of sister!

"Brother, what's the matter?"

The little hand waved in front of his brother's eyes, Bai Jiacao was surprised, "It looks like a mouse has seen a cat."

"No, it's okay, it's so heavy."

"Hey, it's not dad. I heard that the army captured another iron-armored rhino's lair. I hurried to the supply and marketing cooperative to queue up. He really bought a big bucket of beef. It was much cheaper than the vegetable market, but it was too heavy. Go!" The little girl pouted.

"Dad, how can I let you carry it?"

"Dad is still in the second round at the Supply and Marketing Cooperative, and wants to see if there is any beef bone marrow. I dragged it all the way back. Hehe, isn't it amazing?"

The little girl put her hands on her hips, raised her small chest, and her eyes were full of pride.

"Let go, I'll come."

"Let's carry it together. You have been injured, and your parents told you not to let you do heavy work."

"What kind of heavy work is this? Let go, be careful not to hit your feet, and help me carry my schoolbag."

Meng Chao bent down, his shoulders sank, and he picked up the whole bucket of armored rhino meat.

Bai Jiacao breathed a sigh of relief, pinching her sore short arms and legs.

I was a little nervous again, carefully observing my brother's steps and posture, for fear that he would get hurt again.

Meng Chao's eyes twitched.

It's flattering to be so cared about by the night witch who will harm the whole world in the future.

Thinking of this, he suddenly stopped in his tracks.

"Ouch!"

Bai Jiacao couldn't hold back her feet, bumped into her brother's back, rubbed her nose, and let out a dissatisfied exclamation.

Meng Chao turned around with strange eyes.

"Brother, what are you doing?" Bai Jiacao was terrified.

"Ask me, do you have any dissatisfaction with me?"

"How come, brother, what dissatisfaction can I have?" Nonsense, of course I am dissatisfied, you bad brother!

"I usually treat you badly and often bully you?"

"No way, brother is the best to me, he never bullies me." Of course not, bullying me every day, you are a big devil, it's a shame you have the face to ask such a question!

"If, I mean, if one day, you gain power, will you trample me under your feet?"

"Oh my god, my dear brother, what are you thinking? How could I trample you down, so cruel?" Hee hee, you guessed it right, if this girl gets power, the first thing Just step on your bad brother, step on it hard, step on it, oh hehehe!

Bai Jiacao tried her best to control her facial expressions.

But when she thinks of herself turning over to be the master and stepping on the big bully's head proudly, the little girl really... can't control it!

Meng Chao narrowed his eyes.

Suddenly, he stretched out his magic claws, covered his sister's head, and rubbed vigorously.

"Brother, I provoked you to provoke you, and bullied me again!"

Bai Jiacao was angry and anxious, her face flushed red.

"My brother bullies my sister, do you need a reason?"

Meng Chao was in a good mood, and thought to himself, who told you to step on me after becoming the Night Witch?

While I can beat you now, let's have a good time first.

Having said that, since he returned from the nightmare, he would never allow any more bad luck to befall his family.

"Little sister, I won't let you become a night witch that everyone fears. You should be the happiest, most beautiful, and most popular little princess in the whole city, no, in the whole world!"

Thinking about it, Meng Chao ruffles the little princess' hair even more.

Unit 3, Building 19, Tianfuyuan.

Due to power shortages and monster attacks, buildings in this era rarely have elevators.

The grown-ups are used to geckos swimming on walls, so they go home directly through the windows.

Teenagers walk up and down the stairs without much effort.

Meng Chao and Bai Jiacao pushed forward and back, and carried the armored rhino meat to the door of 704.

On the alloy door with peeling paint, there is a "Five Good Families" sign board.

Under the card, sixty-five skulls with deformed long horns were spray-painted, each with a red cross on it.

It means that the family has killed sixty-five monsters.

The familiar yet unfamiliar scene made Meng Chao's nasal cavity sour.

He grew up in an ordinary family.

Seventeen years ago, after a monster attacked the city, veteran Meng Yishan heard the cry of a baby in the ruins.

Meng Yishan, who bravely rescued people, not only rescued the baby, but also rescued a girl with bloody legs from deep in the ruins.

The girl was seriously injured, and Meng Yishan took good care of her, and the two tied the knot.

The baby was their matchmaker. When they heard that the little guy lost his parents in the monster siege, the two adopted him.

This is Meng Chao.

Although there is no blood relationship, the adoptive parents treat Meng Chao as their own.

Even if Bai Jiacao, the crystallization of love between the two, was born, nothing changed.

In the nightmare, the ordinary and happy life of a family of four has passed for twenty years, and it comes to an abrupt end in chaos.

After returning from the nightmare, Meng Chao decided to protect everything forever.

"Mom, I'm back!"

There was a key in his pocket, but Meng Chao couldn't help shouting.

The small but clean room is stuffy like a steamer.

In the open kitchen squeezed together with the small living room, Bai Suxin, who has handicapped legs and feet, was sweating profusely in front of the stove.

Seeing her children returning home, the woman was filled with joy, and the wrinkles on her face were relaxed.

"You two have really good noses, you came back at the right time."

Bai Suxin brought a plate of golden food, "Hurry up and eat the spring rolls while it's hot. It's filled with nine-eyed fish meat. It's a new breed that has just mutated. No one has seen it before, and I don't dare to eat it. The price is very cheap. I bought a lot. If it’s delicious, I’ll make more in the future.”

"mom!"

Meng Chao took a deep breath, tremblingly took the spring rolls that his mother had fried, and took a bite carefully.

Really fragrant.

The meat is sweet.

It seems that there is sweetness that has not been tasted for many years.

"This child, why are you still crying after eating a spring roll?"

Bai Suxin looked at Meng Chao, then at Bai Jiacao.

Bai Jiacao made a small grimace, tapped on her temple, and signaled to her mother: "Brother's brain is broken today!"

"Mom, Xiaocao, you guys go to the house to rest for a while, I'll make dinner." Meng Chao thought, memory fragments flickered, and he was eager to try.

"Can you still cook?"

Surprised and moved, Bai Suxin waved her hands and said, "Take a rest, you two are tired from school, I'll just fry up another pork liver, listen to me, your dad just called and said he bought beef bone marrow. "

"It's okay, I'm tired from studying, I'll cook a few dishes to change my mind."

Meng Chao couldn't help saying, untied Bai Suxin's apron and tied it on himself, then picked up the kitchen knife and played with it, his movements looked very skillful.

"Our Chao'er has really grown up." Bai Suxin said with a smile.

"Brother, can you do it? The liver of the sword halberd demon pig is very difficult to handle. If you don't pay attention, it will become fishy and smelly." Bai Jiacao didn't believe it.

Usually, her stupid brother cooks some instant noodles and dumplings at most, and frying a poached egg is the limit.

To make the liver of the sword halberd demon pig delicious, the procedures are very complicated, and it is not easy for ordinary housewives to cook it well.

"Let me do it, brother stupid get out of the way."

The little girl walked over very habitually.

Usually when my mother's legs and feet hurt, she cooks.

Unexpectedly, before she took the kitchen knife from Meng Chao's hand.

The kitchen knife has turned into a silver streamer.