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Chapter 1094 Pretending not to be an anti-tragedy! !

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Qin Fang is busy here, baking all kinds of food, although it looks very busy, but Qin Fang is enjoying it...

Now that cooking skills have entered the master level, the increase in proficiency is like a tortoise crawling. If you want to rush up again, it will not happen in a while, so Qin Fang is not in a hurry.

On the contrary, barbecue can produce mutated food. He didn't pay much attention to it before, because the probability is too low, like winning the lottery.

But today's luck suddenly exploded, and a mutated food was really produced. Although the random attribute is very speechless, it is much better than not appearing at all...

Qin Fang continued to bake, just to see if he could have another burst of luck, maybe he could really bake another bunch of mutated food.

Although the probability of this mutated food appearing is extremely low, but on the base of the super high baking quantity, the probability of this appearing will be relatively slightly higher.

Sure enough, Qin Fang no longer remembered that he had baked hundreds of skewers of food, his arms were a little numb, and finally another reminder appeared.

He finally baked the second batch of mutated food, and Qin Fang used the detection skill to appraise it without any hesitation.

"The mutated grilled squid skewers can cause the body to automatically excrete water after eating. Duration: 1 hour."

Seeing the attributes of this string of mutated food, Qin Fang collapsed again, and really wanted to shout in his heart, "Fucking fucker!"

Compared with the mutated chicken wings above that can cause continuous farting for an hour, this one seems to be more ruthless, it will automatically drain for an hour...

As for whether it is excreted in the form of sweat or in the form of urine, only people can know after eating it.

It's just continuous drainage for an hour. This is really too harsh. If you can't replenish water in time, you might even lose your life.

If this thing is eaten by people in the desert, it will definitely be a murderous weapon!

Qin Fang put away the string of mutated food again calmly,

The previous string is at most embarrassing, but this string is really fatal.

"Eh, I'm so full..."

"My stomach is about to explode..."

"No, I can't eat anymore... But I really want to eat it!"

Qin Fang has been busy for so long, and he didn't even eat a few mouthfuls, but the people in front of him ate so much that he couldn't even walk, and even struggled to stand up, so he could only keep belching.

Obviously he couldn't eat anymore, but his eyes were still fixed on the baked food in Qin Fang's hands...

As for those who come to eat and drink, they are familiar with Kong Er and Qu Da, but they are completely unfamiliar with Qin Fang. Seeing that Qin Fang is about to stop, they are naturally embarrassed to ask Qin Fang to continue... Although they would love to eat more too!

clap~~

Just when Qin Fang was about to stop and grilled a few skewers to fill his stomach, a wad of banknotes slapped on Qin Fang's side.

"Give Ben Shao a few skewers of chicken wings... This is Ben Shao's tip!"

Zhou Fengliu and Fan Xian rushed over, Fan Xian didn't take the initiative to charge forward this time, but Zhou Fengliu started to charge forward.

This time it was naturally Zhou Fengliu who made the move, he didn't care about other people's eyes at all, just slapped money and waited for someone to serve him carelessly...

Zhou Fengliu has this kind of temperament, domineering, defiant, and what he likes most is throwing money at people, and he learned from Fan Xian's ass.

"you……"

Seeing Qin Fang being insulted like this, Tang Feifei immediately became angry, but her stomach was a little full, and it was a bit difficult to stand up, so she could only point at Zhou Fengliu with her slender fingers, really wanting to scold him He said a few words... It's just that the good family education made her really unable to say such words.

"Zhou Xiaosi, you fucking took the wrong medicine, get the hell out, or I'll beat you right now..."

Just because Tang Feifei couldn't swear, it didn't mean that no one would swear like that, at least Kong Er couldn't hold back.

Seeing Zhou Fengliu talking to Qin Fang in such a jerky manner, and this action of taking money, Kong Er's face suddenly turned into a pig's liver, and he immediately cursed.

And judging by his posture, it seems that he is really about to make a move...

"Fan Xian, hurry up and take Zhou Xiaosi away..."

Qu Yuancheng's expression on the side was not much better. If it was only Zhou Fengliu, he might just drive people away and the matter would be over, but Fan Xian was also beside him. Thinking of the previous conflict between Fan Xian and Qin Fang, he again How could it be impossible to understand.

Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu are two people working together, and they have always been inseparable. If there is no shadow of Fan Xian, Qu Yuancheng will never believe it.

"Qu Da, this has nothing to do with me. Fengliu likes to eat barbecue the most, but we don't know how to do it ourselves. We heard that there is a master here with good craftsmanship, so we came here specially... Don't worry, our brothers But I have never treated anyone badly, as long as it makes us happy, there is no problem with how much tip!"

Naturally, Fan Xian is not a good bird, he seems to respect Qu Yuancheng very much, but the meaning behind his words is that he doesn't take Qu Yuancheng to heart at all.

If this kid knew that Qu Yuancheng and Kong Er had pleaded for him in front of Qin, maybe he wouldn't be so shameless.

Of course, these two boys don't know how to repay kindness, and now they want to punish Qin Fang... Who let them hear that Qin Fang is Tang Feifei's real boyfriend, so naturally they will not be polite...

"Damn, I think you guys are itchy today..."

Seeing Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu not only did not have the slightest intention of shrinking back, it seemed that Kong Er was a little furious if he insisted on making something happen today.

"What? Want to do something? Who is afraid of whom?"

But before Kong Er could make a move, he saw two burly men standing behind the two young masters, one on the left and the other on the right to protect them.

These two boys are the treasures of their respective families, safety issues have always been the most important, and there has never been a lack of bodyguards around them, even when they come to play, they always bring them with them.

Fan Xian knew that Qin Fang was very powerful, and he could tell from the fact that Qin Fang almost played him to death in the sea, so he specially brought the bodyguard with him, because he was afraid that he would suffer from a fight between the two sides...

"Fuck..."

Kong Er was also taken aback. When he saw the four bodyguards, he knew that the other party had come prepared. He must have failed himself. He immediately glanced at his side and called out softly.

"Qingshan... it's up to you!"

At this time, Qin Fang, as the party involved, is not very convenient to do it, but Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu took the initiative to find trouble, and Kong Er beat them up, so no one could say anything. Song Qingshan is obviously Kong Er's man, and it is also okay for him to do it. no problem.

Song Qingshan actually wanted to beat up these two boys a long time ago, but he had heard Kong Er and Qu Yuancheng plead for Fan Xian before, and he was afraid that he would break the boy.

But now there is absolutely no problem dealing with the mere four bodyguards. As long as no one is killed, Kong Er will definitely settle the trouble for him.

bang bang bang~~

Before the four bodyguards understood what was going on, they felt as if their bodies had been hit hard by a prehistoric monster, and they immediately rose into the air, flew three or four meters in mid-air, and then fell heavily on the ground , and passed out immediately...

As for Song Qingshan, who made the move, he just touched the dust on his body lightly, as if it was just an insignificant matter.

"Eh..."

Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu were also taken aback. It really happened too fast. The only thing they had to rely on was a face-to-face meeting, and they were destroyed without even a decent reaction.

"Look at you two, you're still messing with me, I can't beat you to death..."

After getting rid of these four bodyguards, Kong Er would not be polite to Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu, so he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to beat them up first.

Qu Yuancheng was naturally not to be outdone, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to take the lead for Kong Er. Once he found that Kong Er was invincible, he immediately rushed to help.

"Wait..."

But just when Kong Er and Qu Yuancheng were about to beat someone up, Qin Fang, one of the parties involved, suddenly spoke up.

When Kong Er and the others heard Qin Fang's words, almost everyone couldn't help but thump, and they were all muttering in their hearts, afraid that Qin Fang would say that he would do it himself.

"It's just a trivial matter. Is it necessary to shout and kill?".

It's just that Qin Fang's reaction was beyond everyone's expectations. He didn't seem to care at all, and even said with a smile, "Isn't it just a few skewers to eat? I'll bake them and it's over..."

While speaking, Qin Fang actually took a few skewers of chicken wings and squid skewers and grilled them on the fire. Seeing his concentration, it seemed that he didn't pay attention to what happened just now.

Of course, he didn't take a second look at the stack of banknotes placed beside him.

"Qin Fang..."

Tang Feifei and the others were stunned, unable to understand how Qin Fang would have such a reaction, as if he had completely changed himself.

It's just that Qin Fang didn't give them a chance to open their mouths to ask, and just concentrated on baking the food.

"Here, it's ready, try it..."

It didn't take long for a few skewers of chicken wings and squid skewers to be grilled. Qin Fang approached these two politely and said in a very gentle tone.

Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu were also taken aback by Qin Fang's reaction, and they didn't want to understand what Qin Fang meant.

But his hands were not idle, he seemed to subconsciously took the grilled chicken wings and grilled squid skewers handed over by Qin Fang, and put them in his mouth and ate them.

"Hiss... so delicious!"

Zhou Fengliu, a silly kid, is quite honest. After eating it, he immediately felt that the taste was quite delicious, and he couldn't help but praise it immediately.

Although Fan Xian also thought it was very delicious, when he thought that this thing was concocted by his "rival in love", he immediately became very dissatisfied, and immediately touched Zhou Fengliu's body lightly, signaling him not to talk nonsense. .

"Well, good luck to you..."

Seeing that these two boys were fooled by him, they actually took the food and ate it. Although Qin Fang had no expression on his face, he could only mourn for these two in his heart for three minutes.

Even though he baked a lot of food at one time just now, but there is no problem with those, but the two skewers he is holding in his hands are absolutely inedible.

Qin Fang has been busy so far, and he has only baked these two mutated foods in total, and now it has entered the stomachs of these two unlucky children.

"How about it, does it taste good?"

He was already laughing in his heart, but Qin Fang seemed to be very indifferent on the surface, while asking the two of them how they felt about the food, while fearing that they would not have enough to eat, he left a lot for them.

"If it's not enough, there are more over there, you can eat as much as you want..."

Of course, in order to let others believe that he didn't put medicine in the food, Qin Fang also took part of the baked food and ate it.

puff~~

An extremely long sound came, and immediately everyone was stunned, and almost subconsciously looked in the direction of the sound.

It was found that Zhou Fengliu's face was dumbfounded, and he seemed a little at a loss.

puff~~

But only about ten seconds later, Zhou Fengliu let out a loud fart again...

Puff ~ puff ~ puff ~

However, this is just the beginning. Almost every ten seconds or so, Zhou Fengliu can't help farting. Even if he tried his best to clamp his buttocks, or simply covered his buttocks, it was useless at all. The fart seems to be fully automatic, it will be excreted automatically when the time comes, no matter how you stop it, it is useless...

"Hahaha~~"

Such a scene immediately made many people around couldn't help laughing wildly, even Kong Er, Qu Yuancheng, and Tang Feifei were no exceptions.

Even Fan Xian could not help it after holding on for a while, and wanted to laugh.

"Brother Xian... Brother Xian, you... peed your pants..."

But before Fan Xian could laugh, Zhou Fengliu pointed to his pants and said.

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, then looked in the direction Zhou Fengliu was pointing at, and found that Fan Xian's expensive trousers really had a large area of ​​wet marks, and the location was the crotch...

I really peed my pants!

A man as big as Fan Xian, actually peed his pants in public. If this happened in Hong Kong Island, it would definitely become a big news that the paparazzi would like to talk about immediately. I'm afraid it will be the headlines of many weekly magazines and magazines tomorrow... …

Fortunately, this is Nanshan Island, surrounded by famous people in Hong Kong Island, so it is not so gossip, but this scandal is destined to become a huge laughing stock of the upper class...

Seeing the wet marks on the crotch, Fan Xian's face turned green immediately, almost subconsciously wanting to get up like this, and turned around.

"Brother Xian, you also have..."

But Zhou Fengliu was very face-saving, and immediately reminded him very kindly, it turns out that the back of Fan Xian's buttocks is also wet...

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Chapter 1094 Pretending not to be an anti-tragedy! !

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