Omni-Magician

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When Vivian put an exquisite crown on Shi'an's head, it represented the complete end of the enthronement ceremony. All the people in the audience burst into fierce cheers, and the sound resounded throughout the world.

I don’t know if it’s because of the situation that happened one after another before, but everyone has a feeling of “Although many people are trying to prevent the coronation, we succeeded and we are so awesome.” This makes every citizen of the Blood Hammer Empire They are all sincerely proud of their country.

Then came the celebration banquet.

Envoys from various countries and distinguished guests drank wine and enjoyed delicious food. As a giant, Gloria naturally couldn't enjoy the delicious food like others, but Debbie and Aifeia had already considered Gloria's safety. In this situation, they specially prepared giant delicacies - whole roasted whole lambs, roasted whole cows, roasted whole camels, roasted whole dinosaurs, etc. and brought them in front of Gloria, but to Gloria, these things were just roasted whole quails. Normally, it’s just one bite.

At this time, those guests who were a little jealous because they found out that the female titan actually wanted to protect the Bloodhammer Empire finally found a reason to comfort themselves: the food of this female titan will definitely be a huge burden. The rhythm of being destitute within minutes is this...

By three or four o'clock in the afternoon, the ceremony had come to an end, and the people in the Royal Square gradually dispersed. Gloria was also teleported back to the Lord's World by Ye Chui, and the guests from other empires also returned to their palaces.

Ye Chui and his party came to the palace with Shi'an.

Shi'an was finally free from the whole day's torture. The little queen moved her aching and numb arms. She was really tired after jumping around in the palace and pretending to be an elegant queen for a day. She wanted to maintain etiquette. Even at noon, I didn’t eat much food. Now I couldn’t bear to let Graydon prepare a bunch of delicious food for me. I immediately started to feast on it, and then came the part that Shi An was most looking forward to - taking a look at the gifts. A precious gift for her.

No matter what, Shi'an is still a little girl. What little girl doesn't look forward to the gifts given to her?

Ye Chui and his party, as well as some royal family members who were familiar with Shi'an, gathered in front of the little girl at this time and began to watch Shi'an unwrap gifts one after another. It's interesting to see what's inside.

A table on one side of the palace is filled with all kinds of gifts. There are hundreds of gifts from various families and other empires. Each one is written with the name of the family that gave the gift, etc.— —

"This is an echo snail. It is said to be made from the bones of a marine monster. It can record the sound of the sea. It can also emit the coolness of the sea. Put this thing in the house and you can experience the deep feeling. It feels like being on an island, the gift from the Dorne Empire is so precious!" After Shi'an opened the gift from Haravan, Graydon immediately praised it with a look of surprise when he saw the shell-shaped thing inside.

"It just so happens that the weather has been getting hotter and hotter recently. It's just right to put this in my bedroom." Shi'an immediately picked up the echo conch and handed it to Graydon, and then hurriedly went to look at the next one. A gift, it was a gift from the dwarf warrior Jin Pi of the Blue Mountain dwarves.

It is well known that the dwarves are masters of forging, and the gifts they send must be some kind of precious magical creation. This also made everyone curious about the gift given by the dwarf. Almost everyone put their heads towards it, showing a look of great interest.

However……

When Shi'an tore off the straps around the gift and opened the delicate wooden box to see the contents, everyone suddenly became quiet. Inside the wooden box was a piece of jewelry carved with precious diamonds. The statue that is made of it still exudes a strong aura of magic, and its value is naturally immeasurable. But the shape of that statue...

"What is this?" Shi'an looked at the weird statue with an innocent face, raised her head and asked the adults around her.

Everyone was speechless.

There was a snap, but it was Di Lina, Shi'an's aunt, the sister of the former king, and the director of the library. She closed the box with a look of anger on her face: "Dwarf, this is What the hell! You actually sent this...such a filthy thing!"

"No, Dilina." Freya's face was blushing at this time. She quickly explained, "The shape of this thing is called the Soduron Pillar. It has a noble symbol among the dwarves. It contributes Soduron to the king. A gift in the shape of a giant pillar is the most noble etiquette, and the Blue Mountain dwarves have no other intention.”

Hearing Freya say this, Dilina's face looked better.

But Shi'an was indescribably curious: "Aunt Dilina, and Freya, what is the Pillar of Solorun?"

"This..." Freya suddenly looked embarrassed and didn't know how to explain it. She couldn't tell the nine-year-old Shi Ansuo that the dragon's giant pillar was also called the root of life, and its shape looked particularly like a boy's...

Grayton next to him had already understood something. He hurriedly closed the box and smoothed things over with a smile: "Shi'an, I will explain to you when you grow up. You are not suitable to touch these things now, so what?" , let’s continue to open the next gift.”

"Oh..." Shi'an nodded, and her attention quickly shifted to the next gift.

But at this time, Ye Chui's expression suddenly became very strange.

Damn it... the laser sword that Dov, Thorin and the others built for them is obviously also in the shape of Saudron's pillar!

The dwarves regarded the Pillar of Saudorun as a symbol of the king, but they obviously ignored what it meant to give that thing to a little girl... The dwarves could also use etiquette to explain this kind of gift, which will be opened later. I opened the gift he gave me...fuck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck...

"Hammerhead, what's wrong with you?" Debbie noticed that Ye Chui's expression seemed a little strange, so she quickly asked in a low voice.

"What, the gift I prepared for Shi'an seems to be in the shape of the Soduulun pillar..." Ye Chui lowered his voice and explained. He had just faced the mutated monster, tree demon, two hundred and five saints, and the sage Ye Chui was not afraid at all. But now, he really felt that he had goosebumps.

Debbie also looked at Ye Chui with wide eyes. The little girl quickly understood the seriousness of this problem, so she quietly said to Ye Chui: "Don't worry, I will help you solve it!"

With that said, Debbie sneakily ran to the table where the gifts were piled. The waiters were standing nearby carrying the gifts to Shi'an. Debbie waved the waiter away, and then sneaked over there. What happened? After a moment, she slipped back to Ye Chui's side, holding the box that Ye Chui used to hold gifts in her arms.

The little girl said with a stern look on her face: "I got the things back for you. Quickly find a way to exchange them for other gifts."

"Okay, there are a lot of things in my Lord of the Rings that can be used as gifts... Oh, wait, this is not my gift." After Ye Chui took the box, he was suddenly stunned. The box was the same as his own. , it also has his name on it, but the things inside are absolutely different - what is in this box is a magical portable sewing machine, not Ye Chui's laser sword.

"Did someone kindly exchange a gift for you?" Debbie was immediately surprised.

When Ye Chui was about to say that he didn't know who the good man was, he suddenly saw an attendant next to him handing Shi'an a box exactly like the one in Ye Chui's hand, and said, "This is what Di Lina gave to Her Majesty the Queen." Gift."

"Fuck!" Ye Chui understood what was going on in an instant - the gift in his hand should belong to Di Lina, but by chance, the gift box she and Ye Chui chose were the same. The attendant may have mixed up the gifts from the two of them when they were labeling them... and now, Shi'an is about to open the eighteen-forbidden gift from Ye Chui!

The next scene was full of high energy. Ye Chui and Debbie stood beside them and almost lost their breath——

"Shi'an, before you open this gift I gave you, I want to introduce it to you first." Dilina, as Shi'an's aunt, said to Shi'an with a kind face, " This gift has a lot of history. My grandmother gave it to my mother, and then my mother gave it to me. It can be said to be a friend of women. We all can’t live without it. I still remember it when I was a child. My mother taught me how to use it. We often competed to see who could do it faster. Everyone gathered around to watch. Now I feel indescribably excited when I think back to the memory of that time. "

After hearing Di Lina's narration, Shi'an and the people around him suddenly opened their eyes curiously and full of expectation.

With a gentle smile on her face, Dilina reached out and touched the box: "My husband passed away early. After that, he stayed with me for many long nights to prevent me from being so lonely. Use it." At that time, I could think of my husband's voice and smile, as if he was by my side." Dilina seemed to be thinking of her late husband, her voice became deeper, but then she laughed again, " Speaking of my husband, I have to say that he also likes this thing very much and asked me to teach him how to use it step by step. He is a very delicate man. Although it may be hard to believe it, but he always He will use it to do something every once in a while, he likes this very much.”

As Di Lina told the story, everyone around suddenly became more excited about the contents of the box.

Of course, corresponding to this, Ye Chui and Debbie stood beside them completely petrified, unable to speak a word...

"Okay Shi'an, although you are still young now, I hope you can learn how to use it when you grow up." Dilina smiled and rubbed Shi'an's little head, "Open it quickly. "

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ps: This joke is from the plot of the American TV series Finding Mom. I never get tired of it. I used this joke when I was in The Grandmaster~~~~ But this is not considered dirty, it’s just funny... (To be continued.)