Omnibus: Opening assassin Wu Liuqi

Pedestrians passing by on the road were immediately attracted by the old man’s cry and hurriedly surrounded them.

Seeing this familiar scene, Wu Liuqi finally remembered that this was not Grandma Chen, who was known as the little bully of the vegetable market and also known as the aged black rose in the anime.

Bullying and bullying the market outside to take care of her grandson, is it only her own family, this kind of person is selfish and hateful.

“You want to play with me, huh?”

Seeing more and more onlookers, Wu Liuqi smiled slightly and remembered his heart, his hand shook the orange and fell to the ground, and then he covered his stomach and lay on the ground with a painful face, foaming at the mouth, and said in a half-dead voice, “This orange is poisonous, quickly help me call an ambulance, call an ambulance!” ”

“Could it be that this grandmother is selling oranges with excessive pesticides, and the young man does not want to give money?”

“It seems that yesterday there were also people who bought oranges without giving money, and grandma was lying here.”

“I also saw Grandma lying here the day before yesterday”

“Is Grandma trying to deceive people?”

Passers-by began to talk about it.

“Call an ambulance for me…”

Wu Liuqi pleaded with a painful face, fully expressing the pain and despair of a person with food poisoning, and this performance can get full marks.

Grandma Chen has never encountered this situation before, and this obviously did not act according to her script!

She was also a little panicked, and when she saw that she was going to wear help, she quickly stood up and cleaned up her stall, “Don’t listen to his nonsense, he didn’t eat my orange at all, and he took the orange himself.” ”

Saying that, she ran away with an orange on her back, looking like an old man with a wind and candle, and her legs and feet were sharper than ordinary young people.

“Everyone sees that without this, it is a typical bad guy getting old, using everyone’s compassion for the old and loving the young to blackmail others.”

Seeing that Grandma Chen ran Wu Liuqi and got up from the ground, patting the dust on her body, “I hope everyone will not be deceived by her in the future.” ”

“Dude, are you all right?”

A passerby asked.

“Of course it’s okay, if I wasn’t smart, I wouldn’t have been fooled by her today, and everyone would have been kept in the dark by her.”

Wu Liuqi said triumphantly.

“Awesome, buddy!”

“High, really high!”

“Bull, quite bull!”

“God operates, God flips!”

Passers-by praised Wu Liuqi one after another.

“Thank you fathers and fellow countrymen for holding the scene, I Wu Liuqi is the chief barber of Da Baoji hair salon, welcome everyone to our hair salon to get a haircut.”

Wu Liuqi found that many onlookers hurriedly started publicity, which saved another amount of advertising costs.

Hearing that Wu Liuqi was a barber, everyone said that they would find him for a haircut in the future.

After Grandma Chen’s trouble, Wu Liuqi didn’t have the heart to continue walking, so he turned his head and walked back.

“Ah Qi, you’re back.”

Ji Dabao stood at the door looking forward to it, and when he saw Wu Liuqi coming back, he hurriedly greeted him, “There is a guest waiting for you.” ”

“Someone came to the door just after the publicity, and it seems that I will soon be able to make a name as the strongest barber in my chicken island.”

Wu Liuqi was very happy to hear that someone was waiting, after all, people live with one face.

“Mission: Help Li Jian (underwear man) find the direction of life.”

“Mission Reward: Intermediate Fighting Arts.”

“Director Jiang!”

Wu Liuqi walked into the hair salon and found Director Jiang sitting there with an impatient face.

“It’s rude to let others wait.”

Director Jiang said angrily.

“I’m sorry Director Jiang, I ran into something on the road just now.”

Wu Liuqi explained with a smile, after all, people are customers and they are also super beautiful women after transformation, or they must be respected.

Director Jiang didn’t say anything and handed Wu Liuqi a photo.

“This hairstyle is not for you, let me cut a hairstyle that suits you.”

Without waiting for Director Jiang to have any reaction, Wu Liuqi’s hand shook the scissors and quickly rotated, and it was cut in the blink of an eye, “How is it?” ”

The new hairstyle made Director Jiang look several years younger, although he was also an aunt, but this was a younger aunt.

“I’m here for you to assassinate the person in the picture, who told you I’m coming for a haircut.”

Director Jiang looked at his new hairstyle and felt very satisfied, so he didn’t get as angry as in the anime.

“As a professional assassin, I never ask why, only when and where.”

Wu Liuqi immediately changed from a barber to the role of a killer, and said with a grim face.

“This person’s name is Li Jian, he is a pervert, and his hobby is collecting underwear.”

Director Jiang looked like she gritted her teeth, it seemed that she couldn’t wait to swallow Li Jiansheng alive, “Our Pure Island Association unanimously decided to give five hundred yuan, please kill him and eliminate harm for the people!” ”

“No problem, I must make this pervert who collects panties disappear in Chicken Island.” Wu Liuqi said.

“You’d better do what you say, or I’ll level this salon.”

Director Jiang exuded a powerful momentum, worthy of being the strongest disciple of the Heavenly Lotus Sect, “And it will drive you and those two chickens out of Little Chicken Island.” ”

After that, Director Jiang got up and walked out the door.

“Director Jiang.” Wu Liuqi shouted.

“Anything else?”

Director Jiang turned his head sharply, and his momentum was amazing.

“You’re not going to cut Overlord’s hair, are you?”

Wu Liuqi asked weakly.