“My Superman Ex-Girlfriend”

The general plot is that the protagonist has a neurotic Superman girlfriend, and after the breakup, he was spoofed by the other party, such as what car was thrown into the sky, a big shark flew in the house, the taxi was sucked in place by Superman’s breath, and a series of other problems that made the male protagonist headache.

Of course, these are not the key, the key problem is that the heroine’s superhuman constitution is not produced by genetic mutations, and she is not an alien.

She was just an ordinary steel-toothed girl, and in high school, she and the “villain” met in the grove to try the apples of Eden.

Before it started, a meteorite fell from the sky.

After the heroine touched it, she almost had the strength, physique and speed of the superhuman in the black iron period.

Apart from the fact that the power will be recovered by meteorites and cannot be strengthened by the sun like the Kryptonians, there are almost no weaknesses.

Of course, the only two weaknesses, Ichinosuke naturally does not plan to follow the original plot.

As for whether the film is rotten or not, whether it will lose money, that’s not a matter at all.

There is another very interesting point in the setting of the film,

That is, after becoming Superman, the genes will be optimized, and the woman’s body will become better and more beautiful.

This is something that Ichinosuke naturally intends to keep.

After all, who doesn’t want their girlfriend to be as beautiful as possible.

After more than forty minutes, the sound of sparse water in the bathroom finally stopped.

Shiho Miyano, wrapped in a large white towel, walked out barefoot while wiping his wet hair.

Leaning on the head of the bed, Ichinosuke, who almost had a cigarette, looked at Shiho Miyano curiously and asked, “Shiho, why did you wash for so long this time.” ”

According to the previous habit, when there was no trouble, Miyano Shiho bathed for about half an hour.

This time, it took fifteen minutes longer.

“Brush!”

A face-towel flew towards Ichinosuke, and Shiho Miyano came with a bit of chagrin and anger.

“It’s not to blame you, stuck for one night, didn’t flow out at all, I just wasted half a day’s effort, and I only got out a part, and I don’t know if the rest will be…”

Taking off the towel that covered his face and carried it with a clear fragrance, Ichinosuke pouted: “How can I be completely blamed for this, at least half of the factor is you, the magnifying and zooming lights have always been used by you.” ”

Lifting the quilt and getting up, Ichinosuke comforted as he walked towards Shiho Miyano:

“As for the outcome you are afraid of, I think it will never happen.”

While walking, Ichinosuke opened his palm.

Suddenly, a crimson cable with plugs at both ends appeared in his hand.

“After all, the age spring water cable, but it can perfectly reverse our body, there will be no accidents.”

Saying that, Ichinosuke was ready to drink spring water to change back to when he was a child.

The body has degenerated back, the scars are not there, similar to sweat, dirt, waste cells and other impurities, naturally will not be left.

“Wait a minute.”

Seeing Ichinosuke’s action, Miyano Shiho immediately opened his mouth to stop him:

“Don’t think about messing around with this method, go wash it quickly, your whole body is sweaty and dirty.”

“Yes!”

Seeing that he didn’t fool through, Ichinosuke honestly took the towel handed over by Haibara and walked into the bathroom.

Ten minutes later,

Ichinosuke, who came out wiping his hair, saw at a glance, lying on his stomach and putting it on, playing with his mobile phone with his calves.

As he approached the king’s bed, Ichinosuke greeted her: “Shiho, you have changed back to Xiaomour.” ”

Just two steps, “Huh! ”

Suddenly, Ichinosuke let out an exclamation, the action of wiping his hair stopped, and the whole person was stunned in the center of the room.

“Something didn’t seem right just now.”

Inexplicably, Ichinosuke felt that everything he had just seen seemed to be very contrary to something.

“What exactly?”

Eyes constantly sweep around the house, furniture, appliances, beds, cabinets… It’s all the same as just now, without any abnormalities.

In the end, Ichinosuke’s realization stopped at Haihara Mo, who was facing him sideways and lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone.

“Shiho has just changed back to Xiaomourning, there is nothing wrong with it.”

The realization swept from top to bottom, and then reversed and stopped at about a quarter of the place.

“No, Xiao Wei is very wrong.”

“Brush!”

Stepping up the first two steps quickly, Ichinosuke came to the bed, leaned down, and kept looking at the place he had just noticed was wrong.

After a while, Ichinosuke raised his head, looked at Haihara, who had never dared to greet him head-on, and asked:

“Xiao Wei, are you now Haihara Mour, or Komiya Noshio?”

What seems to be the same question is actually two very different answers, corresponding to the use of two different props.

Haibara mourns, naturally needless to say, it is the five-year-old child who Shiho Miyano drank the age spring water cable.

Shiho Komiyano represents an eighteen-year-old dwarf girl who uses a shrinking lamp to become smaller overall.

“Stupid, you’ve been staring at it for so long, and you’re still asking me.”

As if he couldn’t stand Ichinosuke’s eyes, Haibara glared back angrily, and his face was a little red.

Hearing this, I saw Haihara mourning with a bit of shyness and coquettish movements.

“Shhh!”

Gasping for air, Ichinosuke’s eyes lit up, “Shiho, I’m not sleepy like this.” ”

“No, Xiao Wei, it’s not right, Shibao, Eh, it’s still not right, forget it, after you become smaller in the future, you will all be called Xiao Moi.”

Solving the problem of address, Ichinosuke looked up and down suspiciously for a while

Yuan Wei, said suspiciously: “Xiao Wei, you are wrong, honestly, in addition to using a shrinking lamp, did you secretly use a magnifying lamp.” ”

Saying that, Ichinosuke stretched out his right hand and handed it to Haihara, first shook his fist at her, and then opened his five fingers slightly and half-wide.

“You’re not honest.”

Ben was already uncomfortable and uncomfortable, and was ridiculed by Ichinosuke like this, and Haibara mourned directly broke out, while straining angrily towards Ichinosuke, while shouting angrily:

“Bastard, die.”

Within ten minutes, the two ended the big fight.

Ichinosuke looked down at Haibara Mourning worriedly and said, “Xiaomourn, it’s okay for you to do this.” ”

“It’s okay, it’s just a little bigger, and most people don’t care about children.”

Saying that, she glanced at Ichinosuke, and then said darkly, “Except for some Hentai.” ”

With a black head, Ichinosuke said speechlessly: “I’m not talking about this, I’m talking about regret, human life is a matter of heaven!” ”

With a glance at Ichinosuke, Haibara lowered his head and whispered: “Don’t worry, I first drank the spring water to change back to Haibara Mourning, and then drank the spring water to change back to Miyano Shiho, and then used the shrinking lamp to become Komiya Shiho.” ”

“Boom! So it was. ”

As soon as his eyes lit up, Ichinosuke gestured a thumbs up to Haibara and praised it from the bottom of his heart:

“Or you scientists can play.”

“Hentai”

Taking a sip of Ichinosuke, Haibara lowered her head silently, there was a word she didn’t say,

“Who do you think it’s all for, if it weren’t for someone whose eyes lit up when they saw me like this, and they could barely walk, do you think I wanted to maintain this state of shame?”

As for Haibara’s inner thoughts, Ichinosuke, who has no ability to read minds, naturally does not know.

But this does not affect his mood for the appointment, after all, which gentleman does not want to raise a big little Tushan Yaya.

Today is a little carvin, unit drama anime is not easy to write, according to the reader’s great feedback, and can not write all daily.

It is very difficult to insert Xiaoxin, who has a completely different painting style, into the world of Conan, and I am not satisfied with it after writing it several times.

When doing nucleic acid, a little idea came up, and everything I wrote before was overturned.

Then this chapter is changed to routine, and later the author will try to write about the case.

I don’t know what suggestions readers have, I hope you can put forward more in the comment area.

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