Omnipotent Data

Jiang Jun's decision to enter the industry of sharing inflatable dolls was not a decision he made on the spur of the moment. It was a decision made after a long period of market research.

In today's big environment of men and women in China, there are more than tens of millions of single dogs all over the country.

And most of the single dogs are poor and have no money, and they have a lot of resources.

In terms of luck, he is a guy who can't even finish the graduation epic.

It is obviously unrealistic to ask him to spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy a doll.

Therefore, Jiang Jun thought about getting rid of this shared inflatable doll industry.

Twenty at a time, the price is not expensive.

However, Jiang Jun ignored two issues.

The first is about the cleaning of those inflatable dolls.

The second is to far underestimate the persistence of the majority of single dogs in exercising their unicorn arms.

Regarding the first question, Jiang Jun thought hard for a long time, and finally came up with a brilliant idea.

That is - wear a hard hat.

Next to each inflatable doll, there is a box of Durex.

Those who do not wear helmets will always be blacklisted.

This is a good solution to the cleaning problem.

But... at the same time, the traffic flow was greatly reduced.

But if you think about it, it’s okay for a real person to wear a hard hat. After all, are you afraid of killing people?

But... an inflatable one, and let us wear hard hats?

Simply... The user experience is terrible!

In addition, some single dogs would rather be in love with their five girls than pamper them, so Jiang Jun, the first and perhaps the only inflatable doll sharing company since the founding of the People's Republic of China, has been half dead for two years. hanging.

Losing money can't be called, but it doesn't make much money either.

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Fortunately, Cheng Nuo's grandmother didn't know that her grandson was making such things.

Otherwise, if he knew, Jiang Jun, who insisted on taking off his shoes, doubted his life!

The camera pans back to the living room.

At first, Jiang Jun was very resistant to Cheng Nuo's request to go downstairs to buy a tofu nao.

But when Cheng Nuo's grandmother said, "I haven't had tofu nao for a long time, Xiaojun, please bring me some.", her heart was extremely broken.

Grandma, I am your grandson!

How do you feel that in your heart, I am not as important as a hair of Cheng Nuo's grandson.

"Okay, I'll go down and buy!"

Before leaving, Jiang Jun looked at Cheng Nuo with eyes full of resentment.

"Thank you cousin, you better hurry up, don't keep grandma waiting too long." Cheng Nuo waved his hand with a smile.

Jiang Jun, who had just opened the door, staggered and almost fell directly.

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Half an hour later, after breakfast, the three sat in the living room chatting.

Cheng Nuo and Jiang Jun couldn't see any grievances before, and no one laughed and echoed the topic of grandma.

Grandma looked up at the time and said with a smile, "It's already past nine o'clock? I'm going to buy vegetables."

"By the way, Xiao Nuo, you should know where the nearest vegetable market is?" Grandma asked Cheng Nuo.

"Yes, I know. But, shouldn't you go to the supermarket to buy vegetables? It's very convenient to have a clear price tag," Cheng Nuo said.

"That's right, half of our family's grocery shopping goes to the supermarket." Jiang Jun also echoed.

Grandma shook her head and smiled meaningfully, "Don't look at the things in the supermarket, but in terms of green, healthy and pollution-free, they may not be as good as those in the vegetable market."

"And, most importantly..." Grandma looked at Cheng Nuo and the two,

His face was full of motivation, "Do you know the fun of bargaining?"

"Uh..." Cheng Nuo and Jiang Jun, cousins, looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

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Zhuyuan Community, downstairs.

Because of grandma's pursuit of health and quality, and her desire for... er, bargaining, the three of them decided to go to the nearest vegetable market here.

When he came downstairs, Cheng Nuo found a Porsche 911 parked at some point.

Brand new model, smooth body. Milk is the favorite of men.

Needless to say, Cheng Nuo knew who the owner of this car was.

Cheng Nuo glanced at Jiang Jun with an indifferent expression, "Cousin, is this yours?"

Jiang Jun took out the car key from his pocket with a sullen face, pressed it lightly, and the car door opened automatically. "Cousin, how about this car? I just bought it! Would you like to ask uncle to buy one for you?"

"No need..." Cheng Nuo sweated profusely, "Cousin, I mean, your car should be sold in Kyoto, right? Why did you come to Qingcheng?"

"Oh, what are you talking about." Jiang Jun said indifferently, "Anyway, I'm going to stay here for ten days and a half months, so I checked it in and shipped it to Qingcheng."

"Just arrived this morning." As he spoke, Jiang Jun shook the car key in his hand.

"Okay, you local tyrant, you are awesome!" Cheng Nuo could only comment on Jiang Jun's move in this way.

"Come on, get in the car, cousin Cheng Nuo, show me the way." Jiang Jun was sitting in the driver's seat, wearing a pair of flamboyant gold-rimmed sunglasses, grinning, showing a row of pure white to Cheng Nuo. teeth, patted the co-pilot's seat and said.

"We... drove this car... to the vegetable market... to buy vegetables!" Cheng Nuo said that he didn't understand the world of the rich.

Driving a sports car to buy groceries, the pretentious effect is absolutely amazing.

"Yes, what's the problem?" Jiang Jun was at a loss.

Cheng Nuo gave a dry cough and got into the co-pilot. "Hey, it's nothing, you can do whatever you want, you can do whatever you want...as long as you're happy."

"Okay, then, let's go!"

Cheng Nuo and Jiang Jun were in the front seat, and grandma was in the back seat, driving a luxury sports car worth millions to... the vegetable market!

Zhuyuan Community is not far from the vegetable market, only five or six minutes by car.

In the sports car, you can see the bustling crowd at the vegetable market from a distance.

Jiang Jun controlled the sports car to slow down slowly.

"Hey, cousin, do you think that woman is on point?" Jiang Jun poked Cheng Nuo with his elbow, gave Cheng Nuo a look you knew, and laughed softly.

Cheng Nuo followed Jiang Jun's gaze.

Sure enough, a beautiful woman with an excellent figure and a protruding back was walking down from a BMW with a bag on her shoulders.

It's just that a middle-aged man weighing more than 200 kilograms got off the driver's seat of the BMW and hugged the waist of that beautiful woman.

Cheng Nuo briefly glanced at the beauty's data.

"Height 172.35 cm, weight 64.38 kg, bust 93.87 cm, waist 64.58 cm, hip 91.57 cm...age 26 years old!"

Cheng Nuo glanced at Jiang Jun and spoke slowly.

"This car is 26 years old, and its length is about 1.72 meters. The condition of the car is generally good, the interior is good, the front and rear bumpers of the car are falling off, it seems to be frequently rear-ended, the exhaust pipe is dark, and the engine oil is burning badly."

"The engine is in peak condition, but the cylinder is seriously scuffed. After 30 minutes, the lower exhaust comes out, and the cylinder is injected directly."

"Novices are not recommended to start. Only experienced drivers can fight. Because the frequency of use is too high and the wear is too large, it is recommended to change to a large, long and thick piston. Otherwise, the fuel consumption will be high and the power will not be felt. Veterans can still drive if they can endure hardships and stand hard work. , it’s okay for a novice to see.”

"The filter element is not replaced in time, resulting in poor ventilation and peculiar smell. Don't touch it lightly, or you will regret it for life!"

"According to my driving experience for 3 years! The two headlights droop a little! The engine noise is too loud after turning it on! The gap between the cylinder and piston is too large! The whole car has been scratched! The whole car has been painted!"

"Summary: This car has been driven savagely for a long time, an accident car! Be careful! Be careful!!!"

Jiang Jun was dumbfounded after hearing this. "Cousin, I'm talking about people, not cars..."

Cheng Nuo shrugged and said as a matter of course, "That's right, I'm talking about people."

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