On the Compound Formula of Monsters

　　 "I can remind you, don't think about these unrealistic things. People come from the main federal city. It is impossible to see people in this small place like us. You still have to die early."

　　 Yu Shusheng persuaded incessantly: "I also know that your age is a period of youth and ignorance, and you can't help but fantasize when you see beautiful girls.

　　 Especially Leng Wanbai, a girl who wants temperament and a cheeky face, is like a goddess to you innocent little boys.

　　 But as someone who has come here, I still have to advise you that people should be self-aware.

　　 I think back then, the principal, I was just like you. I had fantasies about the goddess above the top, but in the end, I became the lonely one..."

　　 Seeing that Yu Shusheng had no intention of stopping, Qin Shou's forehead was full of black lines, and he silently exited the office.

are you crazy!

　　I'm just asking about one person, what is the old man's mind all day long?

　　 Qin Shou quietly closed the office door, no longer intending to reveal the spine-eating Gu.

　　 That Frostbite Spine Gu Leng Wanbai actually came from the main city of the Federation, and even the sister of Lord Yanlong.

　　 Qin Shou jumped out and said that Leng Wanbai had been parasitized by Spine Devouring Gu, and the Yanlong master suspected of being controlled by the sister was the first to kill him!

What? How could Lord Yanlong be a sister-in-law?

　　呸! I take my sister wherever I go, not what is sister control?

　　 What's more, there is no flaw in Perfect Spine Devouring Gu.

　　A random charge of slander was slammed on the head, and Qin Shou was about to end the catastrophe.

　　 Forget it, let’s become the strongest man on earth first, and then consider saving the world!

　　 This matter must be notified to Long Xia and the three people quickly, and they cannot be revealed.

　　 Thinking, Qin Shou raised his hand to turn on the communicator.

　　 "Didi..."

　　 Before making any move, Fang Bao's video call came over first.

　　 "Qin Shou, find a place where there is no one, and tell you something important." Fang Bao said with an ugly expression.

　　 Qin Shou raised his brows and walked quickly to the school rooftop.

　　 "There is no one, you can tell!"

　　 Fang Bao solemnly said: "Do you understand Leng Wanbai's identity?"

　　 Qin Shou nodded, "I just found out."

　　 "Then you didn't say anything?" Fang Bao looked nervous.

　　 "Don't worry, I'm not a fool." Qin Shou rolled his eyes.

　　 Fang Bao breathed a sigh of relief.

　　 "That's good, that's good, but you have to take care of Long Xia's mouth, I'm not worried about Little Sister Lin.

　　 By the way, and your two classmates from the animal breeding department who have not yet come back, especially the three monster hunters, they have all seen Leng Wanbai, I'm afraid that time will be..."

　　 "Stop it!"

　　 Qin Shou stopped, and said, "Don't worry, the three monster hunters knew it was an old fried dough stick at a glance. It's impossible to think of this.

　　Furthermore, as Leng Wanbai, he is not afraid of this kind of rhetoric without evidence at all.

　　 As long as we don't jump out and die, Leng Wanbai won't pay attention to us. "

　　 Seeing Qin Shou's calm appearance, Fang Bao calmed down a bit.

　　 He thought for a while, and said, "That's right, Leng Wanbai did not care about the three monster hunters at the time, indicating that she didn't care about these little people at all."

　　 "That's okay, since it's okay, I'll hang up first..."

　　 "Wait!" Qin Shou said.

　　 "What else is there?"

　　 "I want to ask you a favor!"

　　 "No time, I am a little busy this time, another day..."

　　 Fang Bao refused without even thinking about it.

　　 What are you kidding me about? How many digs have I eaten in the past few days?

　　Do you really think my dignified son is a fool?

　　 Qin Shou saw Fang Bao's face alert, and an inexplicable smile appeared on his face.

　　 Is rejection useful?

　　 "Young Master Fang, I suddenly thought of a business, and made the picture of you wrapped in cotton candy with spider silk into an emoticon pack.

　　 Given your popularity in Xicheng, I think this thing should be able to sell for a good price. "

　　 Fang Bao pointed at Qin Shou with trembling fingers, his eyes full of shame and anger.

　　 "You... Qin Shou... You are really... mean and shameless!!"

　　 Fang Bao has tears in his eyes. Is it possible that Fang Bao’s wise and martial image will be destroyed?

　　 emoticon pack... This will make the classmates and teachers laugh to death!

Do not!

　　 I won’t agree!

　　 Qin Shou waved his hand and smiled, "Calm down, I didn't mean to embarrass you, I just want you to arrange an interview for yourself to talk about what you saw and heard during the beast tide stage.

　　 I formed a rescue team, but unfortunately it is not well-known, you should know it! "

　　 Fang Bao roared: "Soul Dan, you can't give up any advertising money, you definitely did it on purpose!"

　　 Qin Shou nodded and smiled: "Don't get me wrong, I definitely didn't mean it."

　　 "Damn, you nodded, and you said it wasn't on purpose?"

　　 "Oh, sorry, it was embarrassing to let you find out."

　　 Fang Bao: "..."

　　 I am here to pray to the great **** of technology, please activate the mysterious black hole in space and teleport this guy to the far end of the universe, and never come back.

　　...

　　 Going home from school, Qin Shouzheng saw Qin Guofang sitting on the sofa, watching the Xicheng news that was broadcast on time every day.

　　 "Hello audience friends, I am today’s host Wang Dahui..."

　　 "According to the latest news, in the early hours of this morning, with reliable information from ordinary citizens, Lord Yanlong successfully found the Lair of Super Xianglong..."

　　 "At noon today, Master Yanlong led the Xicheng guards to break through the Xianglong line of defense, fighting against the Super Xianglong who is about to advance to the nightmare class..."

　　 "In the screen, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, we can see that Master Yanlong easily defeated the Super Xianglong and beheaded it in the swamp..."

　　"The Super Xianglong was wiped out, and the Xicheng Guards had discovered five ordinary citizens trapped in the underground world during the operation to eliminate the remaining Xianglong.

　　 As soon as the camera turned, the host of the battlefield brought the microphone to the mouth of the gray-faced boy.

　　 "Are you a monster hunter?"

　　 There were tears in the boy's eyes: "Woo...I want to go home..."

　　 Host: "Um...this citizen should be too excited, let's interview the next one."

　　 The other boy was equally ashamed, and his sluggish eyes were bloodshot.

　　 Seeing the camera point at him, he screamed fiercely at the camera.

　　 "Qin Shou, I hate you!"

　　 The host looked embarrassed, and hurriedly retracted the microphone, and said to the camera: "I'm sorry, these two may have been in a state of tension for a long time and have mental problems.

　　 Now we are going to interview the captain of the guard..."

　　...

　　 After the news report was over, Qin Guofang turned to look at Qin Shou, who was watching TV with relish, and said puzzledly: "Er, I seem to hear the person calling your name."

　　 Qin Shou quickly shook his head, "No, no, no, dad, you got it wrong, what he called was a bird monster, abbreviated as a bird."

　　 Qin Guofang suddenly realized, "Oh, it turned out to be like this. This should be the latest internet buzzword, right?"

　　 "Yeah, that's right."

　　 "Oh, pitiful, I'm so stupid that I still don't forget to say buzzwords. I must have been a teenager with internet addiction before."

　　 "Yes, Dad, I'll go back to the room first."

　　 "It's still early, why are you going back to the room?"

　　 "Go online."

　　 Qin Guofang: "..."