On the Thousand Postures Reconstructed by the Scumbags
214. Online dating? I'm cheating.
Late at night, the streets were deserted. The tree shadows appear thick and deep under the illumination of the street lamps. Only a single apartment nearby still has windows with lights on, revealing a warm yellow halo.
A man sat in front of the computer, his slender hands typing on the keyboard quickly, making a crackling sound. Taking a closer look at the screen, he had just submitted an application to a chat group for making friends in the same city, and was waiting for the group owner to approve.
009 The hosts bound each time are randomly selected by the interstellar executive, and most of the hosts have relived their lives, but this time the situation is a bit special.
The host is not reborn.
009 fluttered his wings and didn't care. It tried to integrate its translucent body into the man's body, binding the transformation program as usual, but at this moment, an accident happened suddenly.
【Ding! Unknown force detected, binding failed! 】
This prompt sound stunned 009, thinking he had heard it wrong. It re-gathered its mental power, tried to invade the host's brain again, tried its best, and shouted slogans to itself in its heart.
Hey! Hey!
009 come on! 009 is the best! 009 must be bound successfully!
I don't know if it's mental power is too strong, but not long after, a pitch-black ball of light suddenly emerged from the man, and said with a sharp and strange smile: 【Hey, this host has been killed by me. Binding, you should find someone else]
This ball of light is purple in black, black in purple, and has a pair of wings behind it, but it is pure black, and it looks absolutely unkind, just like...
#Gunara Dark Orb? #
009 was startled when he saw this, he didn't expect to meet his peers here, the frequency of flapping his wings unconsciously became faster, and he was on alert: [You... Which department are you from? 】
The black ball of light flew around the room, proudly and gently uttered two words: [Anbu]
The space station has three thousand worlds, 009 is not the only system, and the scumbag transformation department is not the only department. In addition to the interstellar executive, there is another deputy master named Cecilia.
It is said that she is transformed from the soul power left by a fallen angel from another world. She possesses the darkest power in the world and controls the source of desire in the world. She likes to induce people to fall the most. Distinctly different styles of acting.
Cecilia leads the Anbu, relying on dark energy to maintain its operation, and the system under her likes to choose those kind-hearted humans as hosts, luring them to degenerate and enter the darkness.
The task assigned to 009 by the interstellar executive this time is to let it expel the unknown dark force and save the seduced host.
The task is arduous, but 009 is a ball that never gives up lightly. It flew into the body of the host again, trying to continue to bind, but it was squeezed out by the black light ball: [Poor stupid thing , let you change the host to bind, you can’t grab me]
009 didn't mind for a while, fell to the ground, and rolled around twice with great elasticity before stopping. It sat on the ground, the whole ball was in a daze.
How could this be...
Unable to bind...
What to do with the performance of #qaq at the end of the year! #
The tone of the black ball of light is contemptuous: [You should go home and drink milk]
Hearing this, 009 flapped its wings and got up from the ground again. It flew in front of the black ball of light, mustered up its courage, and suddenly rushed over like a small cannonball, hitting the opponent directly on the glass , It's just a random beating.
[Ah ah ah I will kill you and kill you! Dare to steal the host from me, you are tired of life! You just go home and drink milk! This host is mine, mine, mine! If you dare to grab me, I will beat you to death! 】
009 got angry, and the consequences were serious. The chubby little wings on its back suddenly became bigger, and it slammed the black light ball to the left and right, like a small cannonball, and hit the opponent against the window.
[Kill you, kill you! You nasty ball! 】
The black light ball obviously didn't expect 009 to erupt with such a high force value, it didn't even have the strength to fight back, it was beaten so dizzy, it was directly beaten from a ball into a cake, and it fluttered to the ground .
【Ding! An unknown energy attack is detected, the motherboard is severely damaged, and the sleep program is automatically activated]
With a swishing sound, the black light ball was forced back into the host's body.
Seeing this, 009 finally stopped panting. It changed its wings back to normal size, looked around the room, and finally locked its eyes on the man sitting in front of the computer, and flew over quickly .
【Ding! The binding is successful! 】
When the prompt sounded, 009 breathed a sigh of relief. It sat on the shoulder of the new host with tears in its eyes and said to itself: 【I'm too difficult...】
Qin Ye was browsing the web at first, when he suddenly heard an unfamiliar voice in his ear, he couldn't help but pause for a moment while holding the mouse, and slowly frowned: "Who?"
009 saw that he was discovered, flapped his wings and flew out, it landed next to the computer, and the familiar man began to introduce himself: [Dear host, hello, I am the excellent system of the big interstellar scum male transformation department, you are now You are bound by me, you must not do bad things, or you will be punished by electric shock, I hope you will reform and be a new person]
Qin Ye: "..."
It stands to reason that normal people will encounter this kind of thing.
It's scary, but Qin Ye was bound by a pitch-black ball of light just last month, and another one doesn't seem to be a big deal... right?
Qin Ye crossed his legs and silently looked at 009: "What's the relationship between you and Bibiro?"
Bibiro is the name of the black ball of light.
009 burst into tears: [It’s okay, it’s evil, I’m bright, dear, don’t believe what it says]
As soon as it finished speaking, the computer suddenly rang, and a message popped up. It shows that Qin Ye has successfully joined a group chat for making friends in the same city, and asked him to go and say hello to the group members.
This is not an ordinary group. There are about a hundred members in it, all of whom are male. To put it bluntly, it is a gay circle to make friends. You can find a partner in it, you can make a date there, and you can...
scam money.
Qin Ye is a native of the countryside. Because of his good looks and body, he was brought to the city by his uncle who is an entertainment agent to sign a contract as a trainee, but he hasn't done anything for several years. Mingtang, so far no such person has been found on Baidu, he is just a little muddled bean.
It's not easy to be a small sticky bean. Not only can't make any money every year, but also have to pay training fees to the company. Moreover, in order to be decent and look good, the clothes and shoes must be famous brands, and the consumption of tens of thousands at every turn is really unbearable.
Qin Ye was originally an upright and good young man, but since he was bound by Bibiro last month, he has been tempted by the other party to embark on the path of no return to cheating money through online dating. Sitting in front of the computer every day chatting with different people, hooking up with c online dating everywhere because of the good voice, and borrowing money after chatting well, borrowing three to five hundred and directly blocking.
Three to five hundred is neither too much nor too little, and when the other party realizes that he has been cheated, he will scold at best and will not really pursue anything. Qin Ye tried repeatedly, and gradually tasted the sweetness.
After more than a month of observation and groping, he found that gay circles are scattered all over the place, and it is quite difficult to find high-quality No. 1. Finding those who are in the zero place is basically a trick.
Qin Ye had just joined a dating group with a small account through the introduction of a netizen. Seeing that his application was approved, he casually sent out a [shy] emoticon package as a greeting.
This group was chatting lively at first, but when they suddenly saw a newcomer joining, they all fell silent by coincidence, looking a bit cold. After about three minutes, someone sent a message.
[Group leader, why did you let the newcomer in? 】
Group owner Feidou bubbling: [Well, there has been no fresh blood in the group for a long time, just a newcomer applied to join the group, so I will let it in, if you don't like it, you can get a plane ticket directly]
Seeing this, Qin Ye tapped on the keyboard, and sent out a message: [(Unbelievable tilted head emoji package) Isn't it a little too cruel for you to talk about this in front of me? 】
The essential thing for online chatting is emoji packs, and Qin Ye has saved thousands of them, as cute as they are, it's easy to get a good impression.
Someone asked him: [What is the attribute of the younger brother? 】
This is to ask him 1 or 0.
There is another person on Qin Ye’s mobile phone who just chatted recently. He chatted on the mobile phone and the computer at the same time, without any delay, he sent a long string of numbers: [11111111]
As soon as this information came out, Qin Ye found that his space visitors suddenly increased by a dozen or so. He simply turned off his phone and concentrated on chatting on the computer.
009 has never seen this kind of operation before. He watched it for a long time, his face full of surprise and confusion: [Darling, what are you doing? 】
Qin Ye casually grabbed his neat short hair, and said lazily in a deep and magnetic voice, "Normal social interaction, haven't you seen it?"
009 was trembling because of his voice, and hugged himself with his wings unconsciously, trembling: [But, but... it's wrong to lie to people...]
Qin Ye snorted, "Where did I lie?"
He is indeed 1 ah.
#The upright boy is gone forever, replaced by the lost boy who was seduced by Bibiro#
While they were talking, there were a few more messages in the group, one after another.
[Newcomer explosion photos explosion photos]
【Sonic explosion photos】
【Do you have abdominal muscles】
Online dating cannot avoid such things as explosive photos. You can neither use real photos nor photos picked up from the Internet, otherwise people will find them in minutes. Qin Ye usually reprocesses his own photos to make him completely different from himself, which can be said to be unfavorable.
He clicked on the photo album, and was about to send a fake photo, when 009 suddenly rushed over and held his hand: [Darling, you can't lie! 】
Qin Ye didn't speak, the veins in his arms were bulging, trying to snatch the mouse away, and the battle started left and right with one person and one ball.
Qin Ye frowned: "Release!"
009 shook his head desperately: [I'm not loose, I'm not loose! 】
Qin Ye found that he could touch it, grabbed 009's wings with his backhand, threw it out, and fell on the window with a slap.
009 was so shocked that he almost cried: 【How can you grab my wings? ! ! 】
Hair will fall! ! !
Qin Ye ignored it and turned his gaze back to the computer, only to be shocked to find that he had accidentally sent a photo of a real person when he was fighting for the mouse just now, subconsciously threw himself in front of the computer, and frantically pressed the mouse to withdraw it.
The system prompts: [You are not a member yet, messages over two minutes cannot be withdrawn]
Qin Ye: "?!!!!"
Who the hell are you looking down on? !
It was a hazy and blurry photo.
The upper body of the man inside was wearing a black T-shirt, and he lifted the corner of the shirt and bit it in his mouth, revealing a smooth waist with firm and distinct muscles. Holding the mobile phone in his right hand, he took a selfie in front of the mirror, revealing a small half of his sharp-edged side face, with deep and sharp eyes, against the dim warm light, ambiguous and seductive.
He can make someone so handsome that he kneels down and calls him Dad.
Qin Ye clenched his hair silently: Damn it, it's a good thing you didn't show your whole face, otherwise you'd all be ruined.
The group was silent for a long time because of this photo of him, and then the news came one after another.
[Fuck this abs, love love love love]
[Wolfdog, I can! ! Brother give me a chance! 】
It was just a large group, mixed with fish and dragons. Qin Ye didn't know that there was actually a small group of forty people inside. Not long after his photo was posted, the group owner Feidou sent a message in the small group.
Feidou: [This Mengxin is a scam, everyone be careful not to be fooled]
After he finished speaking, he pulled out a webpage for identifying pictures on the Internet, confirming that the photo posted by Qin Ye was actually an online map.
Immediately, someone posted a message: [Fuck, I thought there was really a high-quality 1, more handsome than Kaimang, it was a cheating for a long time]
Because they make friends in the same city, the small group occasionally organizes offline gatherings, and Kaimang is the most sought after, and is recognized as the high-quality No. 1 in the group.
If Qin Ye knew that they had sentenced him to death like this, he would be very wronged. Although he is vague, he is at least a jerk. It is quite normal to occasionally find a few photos of himself on the Internet.
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