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Chapter 286: Show me a joke, it's true clown behavior

  Chapter 286 I laughed at me, it’s true clown behavior

  But I have to say that this Heyzu player really does not change his original intention, even though the Hardman Chamber of Commerce already has a strong influence in the hearts of Heyzu players.

   But this Hardman has no idea of ​​​​establishing a political body.

   There is no idea of ​​bringing Heyxu players together.

  I just want to be a pure businessman.

   It is said that when you reach a certain height, you can’t help approaching Quan, but here in Hardman, there is no such thought.

   Just built a lot of assembly line factories.

   There are many women of Heizu gamers who only do one thing in their life, preparing for pregnancy and getting pregnant.

   And bought a lot of props that guarantee triplets, ensuring that these black female players can have three children in one birth.

  Although triplets will increase the risk of death a little.

  But overall comparison, this rate of cargo damage is completely acceptable, and the return it brings is higher.

  It takes about three years for a Heizu player to grow into a teenager.

  The main source of goods for the "Hardeman Chamber of Commerce" is its own assembly line factory and some newborns sent here and there by some Heizu players.

   It's just that the number sent by Heizu players has decreased after all.

   I don’t know if those newborns are aware of the outside world in the abdomen. Now they are running faster and faster after landing, and they just ran away without looking back while grabbing the umbilical cord.

   Can't catch it at all.

   It is said that a Heizu player, when his woman was about to give birth, in order to catch the newborn, he specially made a sack and put it on the woman's buttocks to ensure that he would run away without falling to the ground.

  But who knew that the newborn could not come out, and when the woman went to the toilet, he quickly crawled out, grabbed the umbilical cord and ran away.

   There is also the kind that waits for everyone to fall asleep at night, then crawls out of the mother's belly quietly, and then runs away on the spot.

   In short.

  Ordinary Heizu players really have a hard time catching newborns. The times are advancing, and the escape methods of these newborns are becoming more and more unimaginable. I don’t know where they learned it.

  Only in the assembly line factory, there are strict security guards, which can guarantee that you will never escape.

Yes.

   Sounds a bit unbelievable, but it is true.

  After the appearance of Hardman, the Heizu players gradually stabilized on Dingqixingyuan Continent. No one will arrest those Heizu players at will anymore, because they know they can’t sell them.

   No one will buy Heyxu players from private hands anymore.

   After all, Hardman’s price is cheaper, there are after-sales services, and there are more sources of goods, and you can choose from them.

   Except for some players who can't afford it, they will still catch it by themselves.

  The player who sold the Hei race boy on the street just now is a member of the Hardman Chamber of Commerce and is in charge of road sales.

  Hardman Chamber of Commerce has many sales methods, such as telemarketing, online sales, face-to-face sales, information distribution sales, lead sales, exhibition sales, resale, etc. Road sales is one of them.

  As the name suggests, Road Sales is just pulling the goods around, and delivering them on the spot if someone sees it.

   This city is a city of the Unicorns. Most of the players in this city are players of the Unicorns, and only a small part of them come to do business.

  I made an order as soon as I left the house.

  The man couldn't help but cheerfully grabbed the unfinished chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth, and then continued to watch the unfinished news.

  After reading the whole article, I became emotional again.

   "The three planets promoted from the No. 3 galaxy are indeed a bunch of waste."

   And at this time—

   Almost more than half of the players on Ding Qixing's original continent are discussing this news.

  Five planets with three origins, and one planet with zero origins, launched race duels in turns without intervals. This is a big news!

   But if it’s just like this, everyone will despise these three planets at most and have no face at all.

   Bullying is normal.

  Ding Qixingyuan's basic rules are, bully the weak, the strong prey on the weak, and natural selection.

   is normal and understandable.

  You are weak, you have to stand at attention when you are beaten.

But you guys are too far behind. After all, it’s a three planet, and you’re dealing with a zero planet that hasn’t even passed the novice protection period. Even shameless people will give you a thumbs up when they see you Dao, it has to be you guys when it comes to shamelessness.

   It's not over yet.

  Not only did you do this, but you even lost, and returned in a disastrous defeat!

   As a result, this news suddenly had a huge explosive point, and almost all the players on Ding Qixingyuan were discussing this matter.

   are laughing at the pure waste of these planets.

  Only a few untimely ones appear occasionally.

   "Is it possible that the players on the novice planet are really more difficult?"

   Of course, these remarks were quickly drowned out.

   "The idiot upstairs, be firm."

   "You would rather believe that a player from a novice planet can defeat 5 three planets, than believe that I am the mastermind behind the upgrade game."

   "Everyone came from the novice protection period. Can you imagine what it would be like to meet five Sanben planets and launch a race duel against you when you were in the novice protection period?"

   "Damn Xipi, I can only wait until I die, what else can I do?"

  Countless speeches were floating and exchanging on Ding Qixingyuan's forum.

  Although these race duels were all broadcast live.

  But players in galaxy 3 cannot send information to Ding Qixingyuan, and they don’t even know what happened to Dingqixingyuan.

  There are only players from these three planets who record the screen, but these players will not be stupid enough to spread the video that is not good for them.

  So.

  Even if the news has been fermented all night, the players on Ding Qixing Plain only know that these planets suffered a disastrous defeat and lost a lot, but they don't know the specific battle scenes.

  Even if there are many players, I am really curious about how a player from a novice planet can resist the attacks of five three planets in turn.

   Logically speaking.

  Several large-scale coverage props on Sanben Planet were thrown down, and novice planet players with no background at all should almost exterminate their gens.

  How can you defeat five Sanben planets in a row?

  Many people are really curious about the battle scene in the middle, but unfortunately, even if they are curious, they can't find any leaked video data.

   And many players squinted their eyes, staring at the three planets promoted from the No. 3 galaxy.

   It seems that these planets are all soft persimmons.

   If these planets can be swallowed, the benefits will be considerable.

   Among other things, the dropped props alone are not a small amount.

at this time-

  A piece of news was suddenly pushed up!

   "Ding Qixing's original morning news!"

  "Ten minutes ago, the five Sanben planets promoted from the No. 3 galaxy, Logitech, Mercury, Hongmei, Durga, and Terra, have officially formed an alliance!"

  「And sign an alliance contract!」

  「The alliance is named the Five Fingers Alliance!」

  「Alliance slogan: Injure one finger, move five fingers!」

  「From now on, we will advance and retreat together, and strive to create a beautiful homeland!」

  This news caused many race leaders to instantly extinguish their small thoughts about these planets. They have all formed an alliance, so there is no need to have extra thoughts.

   But this also made them more certain that these planets were estimated to be severely damaged this time, otherwise they would not form an alliance.

   It's not over yet.

   A new piece of news will be jacked up soon!

  「Declaration of war!」

  "Five Fingers Alliance leader Shalu Enzyme": In the future, when the novice planet Blue Star is promoted to the third planet and comes to the original continent of Dingqixing, the Five Fingers Alliance will join hands to launch an endless siege operation on its planet!

  At that time, anyone who dares to obstruct us will bear the fiercest anger from the Five Fingers!

   In this battle, there must be no death and no truce!

  It’s just a small ant. If we weren’t restricted by the rules, we would have crushed that ant thousands of times!

   And below this news.

  The wind direction in the comment area is simply polarized.

  One is—

  「Come on, well said!」

   "That's right, that ant who only pretends to be a turtle dares to fight us!"

   "The patriarch is mighty!"

  If you look at his ip for such remarks, they are basically players from the races of these planets.

   And the other party has some bad words—

   "I laughed at you. You declared war before he even reached Ding Qixing's original continent. Who are you declaring war on?"

  「Can they see it?」

   "It's really a clown, why don't you declare war for us? Why don't you just declare war for us?"

   "Don't make trouble upstairs, you are the four planets, and they don't dare to declare war if you kill them. A group of people have been reduced to bullying the zero planet. Players who see the four planets are not allowed to kowtow to recognize their father?"

  In addition to this, there are also some rational and objective remarks.

"Don't be embarrassed. Didn't he say it was because of the rules? It is estimated that there are some rules and restrictions on the zero planet, which is not good for them. When the blue star is promoted to the three planets, there will be no rules at that time. You should be able to see your true strength."

   But the abuse soon followed.

   "Are you a **** stupid dog? Five against one, you look at the real strength? Look at your **** baby."

   "However, from the side, the Five Fingers can be regarded as recognizing the strength of the other party. At least they think that there is no problem with the promotion of the other party to the three planets."

   "That's the case, but I still feel that the declaration of war by the Five Fingers is too clown. Isn't this a declaration of war for us to see? I lost face in the No. 3 galaxy and want to get it back here?"

  「Indeed, true clown behavior.」

   But just then—

  An announcement suddenly sounded in the ears of all the players in Galaxy No. 3 and Ding Qixing’s original continent.

  「Galaxy Announcement / Hoshihara Announcement!」

   "Ding, Chen Yi, the blue star player of Galaxy No. 3, started the live broadcast and declared war on the five planets of Logitech, Mercury, Hongmei, Dujia, and Terra."

  「ps: The No. 3 Galaxy Xuehai project team used the first-level authority to apply for this live broadcast, and a gambling contract has been signed for this live broadcast, and this live broadcast is provided by Shengben Game for technical support.」

  Next second—

  A translucent live room screen suddenly popped up in front of all the players in galaxy 3 and Ding Qixing original continent.

  (end of this chapter)

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