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Chapter 43: "I want a Christmas event in December, no more Santa
Chapter 43 "I want a Christmas event in December, no more Santa Claus!!"
"System notification: 'Santa's' 9 elk stole Santa's gift box, ran back to the 'past' and started selling them secretly."
「You arrested 1 Christmas elk numbered 2378, and the remaining 8 Christmas elks have already run back to file a complaint.」
「Now Santa Claus is on his way to kill you.」
「Santa’s arrival countdown: 09:22:21」
「The following are instructions for players—」
"1: 'Santa Claus' is a neutral boss in December. It will not harm any players except when you and your own elk are actively attacked or arrested, but its strength is equal to that of the boss in December, much stronger than that in May. Player strength."
「2: 'Santa Claus' can only move in the dark, not in the daytime.”
「3: Santa Claus can only stay in the past for a maximum of 24 hours. If the player survives for more than 24 hours, Santa Claus will return without success.」
「ps: If you successfully evade the hunt, you will get a lot of rewards, including limited out-of-print titles, a lot of coupons, rare props, etc.」
“.”
Chen Yi stared blankly at the system notification in front of him. After a long silence, he slowly exhaled the smoke and murmured in a trance.
"Consumptive rabbit, brother I'm sorry."
"Brother originally promised to lead you to live a good life."
"Now it looks like I'm going to break my promise."
"what happened?"
When the consumptive rabbit heard this, a trace of panic flashed across his face, and he took out a igniter from his arms and threw it into his mouth as fast as he could in his life. After taking a quick breath, he lay down on the chair in relief On, looking up at the sky casually said.
"Tell me, when will you die?"
"I'm ready."
“When I used to watch movies, every time I saw those people lit a cigarette with all their strength before they died, but they died before they had time to take a puff.”
"At that time, I swore secretly."
"Before I die, I must light a cigarette as quickly as possible, so as not to leave myself with such **** regrets."
"For this, I have worked hard for a long time."
"finally-"
"I only need 0.7 seconds to complete the series of tedious actions from pulling out a cigarette to lighting it to passing through my lungs!"
Then the consumptive rabbit clicked his tongue with some emotion, took another sip and said in satisfaction: "This is the second sip, I made money, and my death is not in vain."
"This is the meaning of hard work."
“.”
Chen Yi glanced at the tuber rabbit with a strange expression, then looked at the 9-hour countdown, took a deep breath, a hint of ferocity and cruelty flashed in his eyes, and threw the cigarette **** out of the sled.
Take out the sniper rifle, hold it in your hand, and said hoarsely.
"Isn't that Santa Claus?"
"Even if it is a god, as long as there is a blood bar, I will slaughter it for you!"
"Don't talk about Santa Claus, even God can't hold my 33 guns."
"Today—"
"I want a Christmas event in December, no more Santa Claus!!"
"From now on, there will be no gods in the world!"
at this time.
A new system notification pops up on the personal panel.
"Supplementary notice: Santa Claus can recover 100% of his maximum health per second, and his health bar exceeds 100 million."
“.”
"Oh, got it, that's fine."
Chen Yi fell into silence again. After a long time, he took out a small notebook and began to meditate while biting the pen.
"Consumptive rabbit, what do you think we will do if we have the last 9 hours in our lives?"
"Find a bitch."
"Is it so direct?"
"Would you like to be more tactful?"
The tuberculosis rabbit tilted its head and thought for a while before saying: "Find a few more, I've always wanted to try the feeling of daughter country."
"also."
Chen Yi sighed lightly, his voice seemed a little low.
"I have 99, you have 98, is it enough?"
"It's almost there."
"Okay, then arrange it like this, but you have to lend me your prop."
"Which prop?"
"Cough."
Chen Yi clenched his fist with one hand and coughed lightly: "It's your prop that can fill your head with **** within three hours and keep rising."
"no!"
"Hey"
Chen Yidang even rolled up his sleeves, ready to have a good chat with the tuberculosis rabbit about what is the big and small king.
But at this moment—
He suddenly noticed the sun overhead, it was noon.
He froze for a moment, a gleam of light flashed in his eyes suddenly, as if he suddenly remembered something, his voice trembled with anticipation that he was afraid of being broken, and he spoke hastily.
"Quickly, help me check, what is the rotation speed of Blue Star?"
"466 m/s, equivalent to 1667 km/h."
"Yes, that's it!"
"Although we are in the northern hemisphere, the speed will be somewhat different, but the difference is not bad."
Chen Yi stood up from the sled suddenly, his eyes were full of anticipation and excitement, and he said in a trembling voice, "What does this mean?"
"It means that as long as we fly at this speed on the surface of the blue star and fly against the direction of rotation, the relative position to the sun will remain unchanged, and the sky color at the beginning will also be maintained."
"That is, it can keep the sky above our heads bright!"
"And that Santa Claus can only move in the dark, that is to say, as long as we keep the sky above our heads in a state of light, that Santa Claus can't catch us!"
"After 24 hours, that old Bidden can only return without success!"
"Can"
The consumptive rabbit touched the sled under him with some blank eyes: "That brother Yi, are you going to let this thing reach a speed of 1667km/hour?"
"Is this possible!"
"Of course!"
Chen Yi looked at the 9-hour countdown, and opened the modification panel of the sled with hopeful eyes: "Don't forget that the vehicle can be modified."
"As long as you have enough points, it is not impossible to change the speed to 1667km/h!"
"Let me see, let me see"
soon-
He found what he was looking for.
"Modification option": supersonic nitrogen injection cylinder.
「Modification effect」: Adding one can increase the maximum speed of your vehicle by 100km/hour.
"Modification Price": 20,000 coupons.
「Modification limit」: A maximum of 100 can be added for a single vehicle.
"Yes, this is it."
Chen Yi pinched his fingers and began to calculate.
The current maximum speed of the mechanical elk Christmas sleigh is 280km/hour.
"That is to say, as long as you add about 15 pieces, the maximum speed of the sled can be increased to 1780km/h, which is already faster than the rotation speed of Blue Star!"
"15, that is, it will cost 300,000 coupons."
"Let me see how much of my coupon balance is, 229599, almost 230,000."
"Well, there are still 70,000 coupons short."
The consumptive rabbit sitting in the back seat of the sled looked at the tail of the sled with emotion, and began to think about how to insert 15 supersonic nitrogen jet cylinders on the **** of the sled.
The sled **** has no shrinkage properties, is there room for 15 nitrogen cylinders?
Even with this feature, 15 is somewhat abstract.
After a while.
He still opened his mouth to remind.
"Brother Yi, I have to remind you of one thing."
"If the speed reached 1780km at that time, you haven't got a windshield or something like that."
"Then our death may be no different from the old godmother who added diced chicken."
"By the way, let's talk about Brother Yi, do you like eating Laoganma?"
"Especially the one with diced chicken."
ps: Ask for a monthly ticket~By the way, at the end of the chapter or in the introduction, you can find the group number of the book friend group, and reward 2 starting points in the paragraph, which can meet the 1 follower value of the entry threshold~
(end of this chapter)
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