One Person Guards the Heavenly Gate and Plays the Role of King Wudang at the Beginning

See this scene.

Cosmos Live.

Ascension to heaven directly!

The pot exploded!

All the guests were stunned, their eyes widened, full of panic and despair.

"There are a lot of Xibali! Punima, you are a Xiba! Has your brain been kicked by a donkey?"

"It's not good who you provoke, but why did you provoke Zhang Xiao?"

The beautiful host, Pu Nima, clenched her hands and trembled slightly.

I can tell.

Her at the moment.

Very nervous!

Incomparably terrified!

"Run! Pu Nima! You are no match for Zhang Xiao at all!"

Pu Nima's brother, Pu Tama, held his head and screamed in panic.

"He didn't know Zhang Xiao at all, and mistook Zhang Xiao for someone from those areas in the south."

"And this Zhang Xiao is really shameless, he doesn't even speak, as long as Pu Nima speaks, he will know that it is Kyushu language, so he won't be so rude!"

A guest actually hit Zhang Xiao backwards and put a shit bowl on Zhang Xiao's head.

Saying that Zhang Xiao doesn't speak, mislead Pu Nima!

What kind of reason is this?

It's so funny!

If Zhang Xiao knew.

Certainly not angry.

Instead, he would laugh.

Getting angry with a bunch of dogs, no, you can't make the dogs feel bad.

It should be that things that are not as good as pigs and dogs are angry, there is no need for that.

For this kind of guy, the only way is to solve it with practical actions!

One punch! !

"Hey, are you deaf? I told you to keep all these barbecues for me!"

"Who made you pretend!"

Seeing Zhang Xiao, Pu Nima wanted to pack the rest of the barbecue.

Immediately flew into a rage, with a hideous face.

He kicked Zhang Xiao hard on the back of the head.

Zhang Xiao didn't even glance at it, he packed the barbecue, got up, and completely avoided Pu Nima's attack.

Ignoring means disdain! Represents like ants!

Zhang Xiao wants to finish the work in hand first.

Then he solved Pu Nima smoothly.

think about it.

You are walking on the road, and the shoelaces are untied. At this time, an ant comes to yell and roar at you, will you pay attention to it?

Nope!

can you talk to it

Not to mention!

what will you do then

After you tie your shoelaces, you stand up, casually, and crush it to death!

And now.

Ponyma is the ant.

"Hmph! I'm pretty good at hiding!"

"I want to see if you can still have such good luck!"

Pu Nima put on a posture and was about to kick Zhang Xiao wildly.

But he was just getting into position, ready to lift his feet.

Er Gouzi, a hungry tiger, rushed for food, and sent Pu Nima flying with one paw!

It is understood.

It's been a long time.

This guy looks the same as Zhang Xiao.

Not Zhang Xiao's good friend.

Instead, he wanted to launch an attack on Zhang Xiao!

Those two dogs must not be happy!

A paw slapped Punima back.

bass!

Soar!

Immediately afterwards.

Mount Tai overwhelms!

It pressed hard on Pu Nima's body.

"puff!"

Pu Nima spat out a mouthful of blood, feeling that his internal organs were about to be shattered.

"Fuck Nima Smecta! You, you dog, why are you so powerful?"

"No, you are not a dog! You are definitely not the dog Smecta!"

While vomiting blood, he stood up unsteadily, almost unable to stand still.

"Do you want a drink of water?"

Zhang Xiao packed everything up.

Only then did he pick up the water bottle dedicated to Er Gouzi.

Hehe smiled.

Said a word.

Hear these words.

Pu Nima was struck by lightning, and his whole body froze in place. He slowly raised his index finger, pointed at Zhang Xiao, his eyes gradually widened, his mouth gradually opened until it was completely frozen!

"Well, yes, I am Zhang Xiao."

Zhang Xiao nodded, took the kettle, and walked in front of Pu Nima.

Unscrew the cap.

squat down.

He rubbed Er Gouzi's big head.

Place the spout near its mouth.

"Drink it."

Er Gouzi is eating meat and salt.

Gudong Gudong took a few mouthfuls.

at last.

He licked his lips contentedly.

See this scene.

Cosmos exploded!

Kyushu is boiling!

"Hey Xiba Hasmecta! This Zhang Xiao is really too much! Too much!"

"What does he mean? Would you rather give water to a dog than to a Ponyma?"

The beautiful host Pu Nima, clutching her chest, was furious and swearing.

"It's over! Just now Pu Nima was hit twice by a D-rank beast, I'm afraid he's going to die!"

Park Tama shouted with horror and worry on his face.

"Punima shouldn't be so fragile, right? I think the attack of this Erha is just average, and he won't be seriously injured!"

A guest pretended to be calm, but his hands crossed each other, holding each other fiercely, hooking each other, his veins were bulging, and he was very nervous.

The audience in the universe country live broadcast room.

All pissed off!

Someone slammed the water glass in his hand to the ground.

Someone overturned the table in front of him.

Someone beat his child severely.

the reason is simple.

Zhang Xiao humiliated Pu Nima severely!

Humiliated the universe country severely!

"Xipala! Xipala! This dog is better than Zhang Xiao, it really pissed me off!"

"Damn it! What does that mean? What does it mean?"

"Don't you know this? It means that we are not as good as dogs!"

"I have a few, let me kill Zhang Xiao! I'm so mad!"

"Damn! You have the guts! You go and kill Zhang Xiao when the time comes!"

"This is simply the shame of our universe country for eight million years! Shame!!!"

To know.

The scene where Zhang Xiao gave Er Gouzi a drink of water just now.

It's more heartbreaking than killing Pu Nima!

The key is.

Seeing Er Gouzi drinking water, Pu Nima couldn't help licking his lips.

This, this, this...

The people of Universe Country only felt myocardial infarction, and they almost lost their temper!

Kyushu Live.

Laugh out loud!

It is even more exhausting to bombard super rockets and super spaceships!

"Cool! Hahaha! Cool down!"

"Universe Kingdom is not even as good as a dog!"

"God Zhang did a great job! Let them keep shouting at the Universe Kingdom!"

"Tsk tsk, you can't even beat a dog next to Zhang Shen in our family, how dare you insult me ​​Zhang Shen?"

"God Zhang, shoot him up with a shovel!!!"

Explosion of popularity!

One by one hot search, even rushed to the forefront of the hot search list!

each topic topic.

They are all very eye-catching!

It's ridiculous!

#张神teasing Pu Nima is worse than a dog! #

#普尼马zhen Nima is crying! #

#朴妮马 This name is very Nima outrageous! #

#张神 humiliates the universe country! #

Teacher Xiao Sa, Xiao Bing, Ju Zuo, Master Bei and others laughed loudly and patted the table from time to time.

They can all imagine the black face of Universe Kingdom!

now.

Even Zhang Xiao couldn't help laughing.

Laughing.

Full of sarcasm and disdain.

"You, and your country, are worse than a dog."

Boom!

Punima was so angry that his internal organs were shattered, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

"In addition, I will give you and your country a big gift..."

Zhang Xiao gave a sinister smile, and in Pu Nima's eyes, his figure gradually grew taller and bigger, even with the smile on the corner of his mouth, there was a piercing chill.

"You, you, what do you want to do???"

Pu Nima said in a trembling voice while coughing up blood.

bass!

Zhang Xiao pulled out the engineering shovel from behind.

The blade is in daylight.

shining!

Almost blinded Pu Nima's eyes.

Obviously.

This will be the shadow of Pu Nima's life!

"What am I going to do?"

Zhang Xiao chuckled.

He waved the sapper shovel with his right hand.

"Sun thief, of course I want your life!!!"

Boom!

It exploded with a muffled sound.

Pu Nima exploded into a pool of blood mist!

【Ding! 】

[Cosmos country player Pu Nima has died! The killer was Zhang Xiao from Kyushu! Next, rewards and punishments will be given to Kyushu and Universe Kingdom...]