One Piece Child Emperor

　　"Stomach hurts."

　　"What's the matter? My stomach hurts too."

　　"This... this curry is poisonous!"

　　"Toilet, leave me alone, I want to go to the toilet."

　　Countless navy, their faces flushed red, their hands covered their stomachs, and they ran quickly to the toilet.

　　Not long after, the navy toilets, the crowds of traffic, the long queues, and the countless navies shouted frantically.

　　"I'm Cao, hurry up, I'm going to pull it out." A navy colonel, with an unbearable stomach pain, looked ferocious, knocked on the toilet door frantically, and urged the navy in the toilet, "No way, let's do it. Pull up on your pants."

　　"Hurry up, if you don't come out again, I'll poop on your bed next time."

　　At this time, the navy toilet, thousands of people are here, facing dozens of toilets, frantically crowded, just to grab the toilet and pull a piece of shit.

　　In this restless crowd, a figure in a navy justice coat and a red suit was the most conspicuous figure, and it was the admiral of the navy, Sakaski.

　　His stern face, which was as resolute as a knife in the past, is still cold and indifferent, but after a closer look, from the twitching of his cheeks from time to time, it is obvious that he is also suffering from "torture", but in order to maintain his image of justice in the Navy, it is difficult to endure. on.

　　You must know that he is the food he eats, and the amount of food in it is much more than that of other navies.

　　At this time, the red dog was like a tank, rampant, grabbed a navy in one hand, and threw it away, his mouth was low and slightly trembling. "Get out of the way, I want convenience."

　　Marin Fando, at this moment, it was very lively, and the initiator, Bai Tong, who was dressed in a black kimono and surrounded by a small black scarf, was sitting on the top of the eaves of the four high observation platforms that Marin Fando stood in the south, east, north and west.

　　Young and tender hands, holding a bowl of rich and delicious soup, swaying little feet, drinking soup while looking at the cafeteria, with a smile on his face, as bright as moonlight.

　　The breeze came slowly, and the scarf streamers around his neck fluttered in the wind.

　　……

Chapter [-] Clearing the Stomach for Akainu

　　The next day.

　　When the fierce sun rises slowly from the sea level where the water and the sky meet, the early sun rises into the sky, and the light radiates the heaven and earth.

　　Although the early morning came, the toilet of Marin Fando was still full of people, and there were more than a thousand navies rushing to snatch the toilet.

　　The navies in front of the toilets, all with yellowish skin and thin skin, with dark circles hanging high, looked more miserable than the other, as if they were going to sink into the ground.

　　You must know that Bai Tong's bottle of laxative was used by his subordinates after he unified the underground world of the West Sea. The scene of that time was exactly the same as this time.

　　And the power of this laxative can be seen from the faces of the navy who are about to die, and even a fat navy is about to pull it into a bamboo pole, it can be seen that it is so terrifying.

　　The bear child is cruel.

　　It is worth mentioning that among the dozens of toilets looted by the navy, there is one toilet that no one dares to rob. That toilet, from last night to the present, has never come out since that person entered. Until the morning, the clattering sound in the toilet never stopped.

　　If you listen carefully, you can even hear a slight roar from the toilet, which is the sound of pulling cramps.

　　Needless to say, among the thousands of navies, and the navy with general-level officers, the only person who can occupy a toilet is that person, the current navy's highest combat power, Admiral Sakaski.

　　"Hey, is Admiral Sakaski still in 283?" In the distance, a lieutenant colonel with a big mouth covered his stomach and was in pain. He pointed to the toilet where Akainu was located, trying to divert his attention with words.

　　Hearing that, another lieutenant colonel beside him covered his stomach with his hands, glanced out of the corner of his eyes, and said with difficulty, "Well, it's still inside, since General Sakaski went in last night, he never came out. ."

　　"I really haven't come out." The big-mouthed vice admiral exclaimed, his eyes were round, and his throat rolled, "Guru... Admiral Sakaski will not "die"."

　　From last night to now, no navy has stayed in the toilet for so long, and stayed overnight. Every navy will come out after a while, and then have diarrhea. Never one has "stayed" in the toilet for one night. .

　　However, Sakaski is an exception. He hasn't come out since he rampaged into the toilet last night. Almost everyone thinks that Sakaski "died" in the toilet.

　　An admiral who "died" in the toilet?If this is said, it can really blow a person's anus to death by laughing, such a big joke.

　　When the two of them were suspicious, they looked at Akainu's toilet, and prayed in their hearts, General Sakaski, don't just go there, or your fame will be ruined.

　　"crunch"

　　There was a sound of the door opening, and it was Akainu's toilet door opening.

　　"Open!" Lieutenant Colonel Big Mouth, with a happy look in his eyes, "Admiral Sakaski is fine!".

　　The door opened slowly, and a large, generous hand was on the door, and then the figure of Akainu appeared.

　　"This..." When they saw Akainu, Lieutenant Colonel Big Mouth and his colleagues were astonished at each other.

　　I saw Akainu holding the toilet door with one hand. His face was as cold as an iceberg knife, his face was yellow and thin, his cheeks were sunken, his eyes were heavy and dark, and his lips were a little white. At first glance, he looked like a dying patient.

　　And his feet were shaking uncontrollably. If he hadn't held the door with his hands, he would have fallen to the ground. It's no wonder that anyone who pulls in the toilet all night will have numbness in their legs.

　　The appearance of Akainu was completely different from his previous, solemn and pine-like appearance, which shocked the two lieutenant colonels with big mouths.

　　General Sakaski, you are too miserable.

　　As if feeling the eyes of Lieutenant Colonel Big Mouth, Akainu looked at the situation.

　　When they saw Akainu's gaze, Lieutenant Colonel Big Mouth and his companions were so frightened that their scalps went numb, and they quickly turned their heads away, pretending they didn't see it.

　　Those eyes were mind-blowing. Although Sakaski's face was yellow and skinny at this time, it was horrible to see, but his eyes were more terrifying than before. The fierce light in his eyes was like a wild beast that eats people. People tremble with fear.

　　It is certain that as long as someone dares to use sympathetic eyes or mention the word toilet, Akainu will definitely be able to tear him alive.

　　After all, any naval admiral who had diarrhea all night in the toilet, blood was about to come out, and he was almost "pulled to death" in the toilet. This kind of shameful thing, even the two rambunctious generals, Kizaru and Aokiji, would have Outraged.

　　"Guru, Admiral Sakaski is so terrifying." Lieutenant Colonel Big Mouth whispered.

　　Akainu limped, his feet were numb, his face was so gloomy that water dripped, and he walked into the distance, away from the toilet that gave him a psychological shadow.

　　After going through this incident, Akainu no longer dared to eat curry and drank thick soup, because he was afraid in his heart, that one who is not afraid of power, not afraid of the four emperors, the upright Akainu, who is not afraid of curry. scared.

　　Thousands of people in the navy suffered from collective diarrhea. Such a big scene spread throughout the entire Marin Vando in less than one night.

　　This is the first time that Marine Marine Fando has appeared, and it has also alarmed the Warring States period.

　　The Warring States immediately ordered to investigate the cause.

　　The final result of the investigation was that the food in the cafeteria had spoiled.

　　This investigation result, needless to say, was precisely because Bai Tong left the canteen last night when he dumped the canteen's food warehouse.

　　In the distance, on the eaves of the observatory, Bai Tong looked at the limping appearance of Akainu, and laughed, "Uncle with facial paralysis is too powerful. He didn't pull out of control after pulling it all night, and he pulled out the lava."

　　After laughing, Bai Tong wiped away the unwarranted tears from the corners of his eyes, tilted his little head with a quirky expression on his face, and muttered to himself, "The Navy Headquarters is really fun, what to do next."

　　Bai Tongwu's big eyes fluttered, and he looked at the building in the distance, the most majestic, Japanese-style ancient building with the two characters of the navy written on it.

　　Bai Tong's smile is so bright and quirky, it's exactly the same as the smile he had when he went to the cafeteria last night.

　　Needless to say, the ruthless bear child is going to be a "game" where people and gods are angry again.

　　……

　　Admiral's Room.

　　"Marshal of the Warring States period, General Sakaski will come out of the toilet. Now, according to your instructions, he is being examined by every navy. General Sakaski is also being examined in the infirmary." The Navy Headquarters with hair like green algae Speaker Brannew, with his hands behind his back, respectfully said.

　　Hearing this, Marshal of the Warring States Period, who was looking at the official document, threw the document in his hand to the goat beside him to eat, and slightly foreheaded, "Well, I see."

　　Immediately, the Warring States Marshal got up, put on the navy justice coat, and stepped out of the door, "Take me to see Sakaski."

　　"Yes!" Brannew said.

　　Then Sengoku and Brannew went to the naval infirmary.

　　More than ten minutes later, when Warring States and Brannew were far away, at the door of the Warring States Marshal's room, a small head slammed on the door, probed his brain, and entered the Warring States Marshal's room.

　　It was a lovely child with big black eyes that flickered.

　　……

　　(Please ask for flowers, ask for collection, ask for monthly pass, ask for 10-point evaluation ticket).

Chapter [-] Who Moved My Sheep

　　A cute child, with his little head poking into the Warring States Marshal, seeing no one inside, he couldn't help but raise a "bear child" smile on the corner of his mouth.

　　"Is there anyone, hello, is there anyone." The child said childishly.

　　The voice rang, but no one responded...

　　Seeing this, the child swaggered and walked into the Warring States Yuan ~ Marshal's room.

　　This is a cute child wearing a black kimono and a black scarf, and the creator of Marin Vando's "toilet incident", it is Baitong.

　　After seeing Akainu leaving the toilet, Shirato went to the large building of the Navy Headquarters, and it happened that Sengoku and Brannew went out to see Akainu, but failed to meet Shirato.

　　In the Warring States Marshal's Room, the decoration is quite simple and simple. There is only a desk and chair, and there is a sofa for a while.

　　It is worth mentioning that there is a calligraphy and painting hanging on the sofa of the reception, with the five characters of "absolute justice" written.

　　This painting and calligraphy is impressive, and it is the Admiral of the Navy, who personally wrote the painting in the Warring States Period.

　　Looking at the calligraphy and painting in front of him, Bai Tong rubbed his snow-white chin, as if he understood the art of calligraphy and painting. "

　　Speaking of this, Bai Tong's eyes suddenly lit up and he smiled, "Marshal's calligraphy and painting, if you sell it for money, you will definitely be able to sell a lot."

　　Immediately, Bai Tong's little feet stepped on the sofa, and when he started, he would remove the calligraphy and painting and sell it for money.

　　After a while, Bai Tong put the zigzag painting into the pendant of Xiongkou.

　　"It's done." After Bai Tong collected the calligraphy and painting, he clapped his little hand, "I took the calligraphy and painting of the old goat, and I must return it."

　　"Have it!"

　　In a flash of light, Bai Tong took out a large plaque from the pendant of Xiongkou.

　　It was a plaque inlaid with gold and jade, beautifully decorated and full of luxury. On the plaque, a purple-gold font was carved, "The No. [-] Mafia in the West Sea"

　　It seems that this plaque is a plaque specially created by Bai Tong after he unified the underground world of the West Sea, and his subordinates congratulated Bai Tong.

　　And Bai Tong, in order to commemorate the Xihai underground world and the hard work of his subordinates, he took it with him.

　　Now, Bai Tong took it out, regardless of whether the Warring States agreed or not, and "exchanged things" with the Warring States calligraphy and paintings.

　　Immediately, Bai Tong hung up the plaque, looked left and right, and nodded with satisfaction, "Well, it's beautiful, the Admiral's Office, with the West Sea Mafia, domineering, really domineering."

　　"Bah!"