One Piece: I, Uchiha Madara, dance at the top of the war

"I'm going to eat!"

The others held their chopsticks, looked at the gurgling soup pot in front of them, and shouted devoutly.

"Mmmm delicious!"

"Great!"

Saitama stuffed his mouth with abalone and devoured it ravenously.

Uchiha Madara was much more polite and chewed slowly.

Halfway through the meal, Uchiha Madara asked,"By the way, it seems like life is very difficult where you live. Have you ever thought about going out to make some money?"

"After all, in my opinion, no one in this world can be your opponent with your strength."

Hearing this, Saitama slightly raised his head and looked at Uchiha Madara. With a gulp, Saitama swallowed the abalone meat that was not chewed, then scratched his head and said,"I don't know what job I should do!"

"The world is in chaos now, many factories have closed down, and it’s hard to find a job!"

"To be honest, I haven’t worked for several years, and I don’t know what to do!"

Saitama said, then looked at Uchiha Madara and asked,"By the way, what do you do?"

""I, I don't have a job!"

Uchiha Madara replied.

At this time, Saitama thought of the gold that Uchiha Madara made, and said to himself:"That's right, you can make gold sand, and you don't need to work to have money to spend!"

"If only I had your skills!"

Saitama cast an envious look at him.

"These are just tricks. Speaking of envy, I envy your strength!"

The others shook their heads and said helplessly:"If possible, I would like to exchange with you!"

"Since I became stronger, apart from buying discounted vegetables, I have no interest in anything else. I feel like I am becoming more and more like a robot, and my human emotions are about to disappear!"

Saitama touched his bald head and said angrily:"If I knew the price of becoming stronger was baldness, I would rather not have it!"

"Oh?"

Uchiha Madara pretended to be surprised.

"You don’t know, ever since I started exercising, my hair has been falling out in clumps every day. I have tried many methods, but my hair won’t grow back!"

"It's so annoying!"

Saitama said, looking at Uchiha Madara's long hair, and said enviously:"I really envy you for having such abundant hair. It would be great if you could give me half of it."

Originally, Uchiha Madara was thinking about building a good relationship with the other party and getting some of his blood. When Saitama said this, Uchiha Madara had an idea and said directly:"Speaking of which, I am half a researcher. Do you want you to give me some of your blood so that I can help you with research?"

"Maybe you can grow hair later!"

"Eh?"

"Really?"

The others asked in surprise.

"Of course! Master Madara is very good at research!"White Zetsu interrupted.

As for White Zetsu Afei, Saitama only knew that he was a"weird guy". He just invited him to dinner, but he didn't eat, and claimed that he had no excretion organs and couldn't digest.

"I am the product of Mr. Ban's research!"

White Zetsu assisted again.

Saitama looked at Uchiha Madara, and thought that White Zetsu was researched by the other party, maybe there really is a way.

Thinking of this, Saitama said seriously:"Please!"

After that, Saitama bowed respectfully and saluted.

Taking this opportunity, Uchiha Madara took out a syringe, which was the cell extractor he exchanged in the system.

Uchiha Madara handed the syringe to Saitama, and said:"I need to take your blood for testing, find out the cause, and then make a plan!"

""Yes, yes, yes!"

Saitama nodded repeatedly, took it without hesitation, pierced his arm, and drew a needle of blood.

Seeing that the goal had been achieved, Uchiha Madara sent a message to White Zetsu:"Go find the address of the House of Evolution!"

White Zetsu nodded, activated the Mayfly Technique, and sank into the ground.

"What is he doing?"

Saitama looked at the place where White Zetsu disappeared and asked in confusion.

""It's like this, I asked him to go find materials for the experiment!" Uchiha Madara made an excuse.

Saitama didn't doubt it and started eating again. In his opinion, if the food didn't go into the stomach early, cooking it for one more second would affect the taste of the food.

The two talked while eating. In the middle, Uchiha Madara invited Saitama to live in the big villa for free. Saitama agreed on the spot.

Half an hour later

"Aren't we going to see the villa?"

Outside the apartment, on the street, Saitama looked at Uchiha Madara who was standing there looking at the apartment.

Soon, a dozen White Zetsu emerged from the ground. Some of them were holding TVs, some were holding dishes, and other small things. Other White Zetsu came out of the corridor. They carried beds, wardrobes, and other things.

"Eh? Why are there so many hooligans?

Saitama stared at these white ze

"These are the men I trained!" Uchiha Madara replied.

"Didn't you say you were going to see the villa? Why did you move my things out?"

Saitama asked in confusion.

"I thought about it and decided that instead of spending money to buy one, I might as well make one myself!"

Uchiha Madara replied.

""Master Madara! We have finished moving!" Bai Zetsu said respectfully.

"Got it!"

Uchiha Madara nodded, then clapped his hands and said in a low voice:"Dust Release: Original Realm Separation Technique!"

Uchiha Madara opened his palms and pulled, and the Dust Release quickly formed a huge square, covering the apartment where Saitama lived.

A white light flashed, and the apartment disappeared in front of Saitama.

"My house!!!"

Saitama widened his eyes and exclaimed

"How did you destroy my house?....."

Saitama had just said half of his words when he noticed a sudden earthquake in front of him.

"Rumble~~~~~"

Huge stone pillars emerged from the ground, and then houses like palaces rose from the ground, and walls appeared around them.

Saitama stared blankly ahead, unable to believe his eyes.

The construction on the ground had not stopped, and it was still rising.

"this...this..."

Saitama was shocked

"Boom!

The last sound ended, and a wide palace appeared in front of Saitama.

Saitama looked carefully. The palace was 30 meters high and 100 meters wide. It was surrounded by high walls. There were two stone lions at the entrance. The gate was 6 meters high.

It looked like an ancient building of the Chinese Kingdom.

"How about it? This will be your home from now on!"

Uchiha Madara asked Saitama.

Saitama's eyes quickly widened and he repeatedly confirmed:"Really? Is this really my home?"

""Come on, I'll take you on a tour!"

Uchiha Madara said, and waved to Saitama. Saitama couldn't wait any longer and followed Uchiha Madara into the yard.

The yard was bare at this time. Uchiha used Wood Release again to plant some plants in the yard. Not only that, Uchiha Madara also opened a pond and a pavilion.

After seeing Uchiha Madara's methods, Saitama was even more envious.

The two walked into the"palace".

There was a hall, a kitchen, and many rooms on the first floor, as well as a conference room.

The second floor was extremely empty, with a swimming pool in the middle. Uchiha Madara used Water Release to add water to it. Saitama was excited to see that it was a swimming pool.

There was a wide view around the second floor, which was suitable for tea parties and the like. The third floor was residential, with a hall in the middle and two rooms more than ten meters wide on both sides.

"You pick a room!"

Uchiha Madara said to Saitama

"this...This is too big! I feel like I'm in a basketball court!"

Saitama looked at the room in front of him and felt it was very empty.

Uchiha Madara made hand seals and activated his Wood Release ability. A four-meter by four-meter bed appeared in the middle of the bedroom, which looked a little better.

"You can take White Zetsu to buy some tomorrow. This task is for you, no problem, right?" As soon as Uchiha Madara finished speaking, flakes of golden sand floated in from the window and hid under Saitama's feet.

Seeing so much golden sand, Saitama said excitedly:"No problem! Don't worry, leave it to me!"

Then, a dozen White Zetsu brought Saitama's things to the plate.

"If you have anything to do, you can ask Bai Zetsu to do it. We are all family members!"

Uchiha Madara said to Saitama and entered his room.

""Master Saitama! Please give me your orders!"

A dozen White Zetsu shouted respectfully to Saitama in unison.

"that...You guys can just find a place to rest, I don't need you for the time being!"

Saitama was enjoying this kind of treatment for the first time, and said awkwardly

""Okay, Master Saitama!"

The White Zetsu replied respectfully, and all used the Mayfly Technique to sink into the building.

Saitama returned to his room and lay on the big bed, unable to believe that he would be able to live in such a house one day.