One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

"It's fun to slack off for a while, keep slacking off and keep on slacking off, hi, hi." Luke hummed his own slacking tune and walked leisurely on the street.

"Where should I go today?" Luke wandered around boredly for two rounds and found that there was really nothing to do.

"How about going back to sleep?" Luke scratched his head. His life has become more and more boring recently. Because of the closed-door policy of Wano Country, the people are more xenophobic and ignorant. The beasts dare not take too big steps to prevent changes. Various strategies can only be carried out slowly. The big snakes are hiding in the flower capital and dare not go out. The daimyos are temporarily letting the beasts do whatever they want. Luke and his friends really have nothing to do in these twelve hours.

"Forget it, let's go back." Just when Luke was about to go back to see if there was anything fun with Quinn and Louises, a shout interrupted Luke's action.

"Help! The mountain god is angry!"

"Run! Run!"

Countless people ran past Luke with screams, and Luke looked behind them. In the rolling smoke and dust, white hair was extremely obvious.

"What is that?" Luke squinted and looked, "Wild boar?"

"Run! The mountain god is angry!" A man dressed as a warrior saw Luke still standing there, and immediately stepped forward to pull Luke to run.

"Mountain god? Isn't that just a big wild boar?" Luke has also seen the world. This wild boar is just a little bigger, far less than the group of wild elephants they encountered that year.

"Don't joke! That's the mountain god!" The warrior looked at Luke and was furious. It's not like they haven't seen wild boars before, but look at the size of this wild boar. How could it be an ordinary wild boar! It must be a god!

"Run! Quick--ah, it's over." The warrior looked at the mountain god who was so close, and sat on the ground in despair. He shouldn't have cared about this person. Now it seems that my life is over!

"Hey, you are a good guy, much better than those so-called warriors I met before. Let's have a drink together later." Luke looked at the warrior with a smile. Indeed, compared with those warriors who thought they were superior, the man in front of him would stop at a critical moment to help him, a completely unrelated person. It's not bad to have such an idea.

"Be careful!" In the warrior's opinion, the person in front of him was crazy, but when he saw the mountain god rushing in front of him, he still shouted unconsciously.

"Bang!" Luke pushed his hands flat and directly resisted the mountain god who was rushing forward. Luke's figure quickly rose, long hair covered his whole body, and his face stretched out, turning into a sloth beast more than ten meters tall.

"You're quite strong! But don't underestimate the power of the ancient sloth beast!!" Luke let go of his hands, letting the mountain god crash into him, but Luke stood still, stretched out his claws, grabbed the mountain god's fangs, his muscles instantly tensed, and his whole body was covered with armed color domineering.

"Get up!" Luke pulled his claws upwards, lifting the mountain god's hind legs off the ground.

"Watch out! The red dragon stirs the sea!" Luke opened his mouth wide, and his abnormally long tongue spit out, directly tying up the mountain god, whose body was several times larger than Luke's. I don't know how Luke stretched out such a long tongue. Maybe the devil fruit is such an unscientific thing.

"Oh la oh la oh la oh la!" Luke swung his tongue and threw the mountain god in the air like a gymnastics ribbon. The stirring force even created a storm.

"Go!" Luke instantly released the restraints, and the dizzy mountain god floated away from the street, floated away from the village, and fell heavily on the open space outside the village with his four legs up in the air. His eyes were full of circles and his body twitched from time to time.

"Throw, throw, throw away, mountain god?! You defeated the mountain god? ! ! You actually defeated the mountain god? ! ! "The warrior could no longer control his prostate. He just couldn't bear to see a person being trampled to death by the mountain god. He didn't expect that the other party was such a strong man.

"Very strange, isn't this just a big wild boar? There aren't many in the outside world, but they're not rare either. You guys are really weird here." Luke looked at the warrior in front of him who was almost kneeling down for him, and said with some confusion. After all, after seeing the Lord of the Elephants, the people of the Hundred Beasts have already developed resistance to giants. For example, the Azure Dragon transformed by Kaido is 900 meters long, and Quinn has successfully broken through 800 meters after training over the years. The Suzaku transformed by Lily has a maximum wingspan of 550 meters. Whether it's Jin or Dai, they can all become huge monsters with a body size of over 100 meters, but generally no one does that. For example, Kaido's most common body length is 100 to 150 meters. That's right, it changes size anywhere!

"What big wild boar! Have you seen such a big wild boar? Wait, that's not right! The mountain god is not that small! This is not the mountain god! This is the child of the mountain god!" The warrior reacted in horror. The mountain god just now was only two stories high. The real mountain god can swallow a house in one bite. This size is wrong!

"Henghengzhi! Henhengzhi!" At this moment, the "mountain god" who had just fainted woke up and let out a shocking cry, which sounded like a cry of grievance.

"Henghenghou!" Along with the cry of the "mountain god", a roar like muffled thunder sounded in the distance, and a white hill appeared with the sound.

"That, that, that's the real mountain god! Run, run!" The warrior's eyes almost popped out, and there was no control below. With a burst of damp heat, the warrior's hands and feet were weak and crawled behind him. Yes, crawl, because this guy couldn't stand up at all, so he could only crawl.

"Don't worry, hey, wait, I said I would buy you a drink, why are you in a hurry to leave?" Luke grabbed the warrior and lifted him up and said with a smile.

"Put me down, put me down, I don't want to die, you, you are crazy, crazy!" The warrior was scared silly by the mountain god. After being lifted up by Luke, his hands and feet were still swinging, like freestyle swimming.

"Oh, don't worry, it's okay, it's also the bad luck of this big guy, Kaido seems to have drunk too much, tsk tsk tsk, this big mountain pig is also unlucky." A Zu looked up at the sky and began to mourn for this so-called mountain god in his heart.

"What bad luck? I'm unlucky to meet you today! I shouldn't have been kind if I had known. It's over, I'm dead today. I'm the only child in my family. What will happen to my family if I die? I'm not married yet, I don't have any children yet!" The warrior had given up struggling and began to howl to the sky, lamenting his life, starting from his childhood, talking about who's window paper he had hit, who's field he had peed on, and he talked about it in such detail that Luke was a little surprised that a person could say so many words at such a fast speed and pronounce them so clearly.

"Okay, stop talking, we won't die, look up." Luke grabbed the warrior's head and asked him to look up. He saw a shadowy figure in the clouds, as if there was something huge.

"That, that's it!" The warrior looked at the sky in shock, not knowing what to say. Today he was shocked more than in his previous life.

"The captain of the Beasts Pirates, my captain, the man who will completely change the world, Kaido!"

"What the hell is this? It's quite interesting. Come and take my move, hot breath!" Kaido, who was in his full form and had a body length of 900 meters, blew out a hot breath, and a mushroom cloud rose instantly. The poor mountain god was roasted to perfection without even making a sound.

"Dead? It's boring. Let's go. I'm leaving." Looking at the mountain god that was destroyed by one blow, Kaido shook his head in boredom and left with a smell of alcohol.

"Ah, Boss Kaido is really drunk. He has become so big. It seems that I have to go back later. Don't be affected by the aftermath of the quarrel between Boss Kaido and Sister Lily. Let's go. I'll buy you a drink." Luke muttered in a low voice and turned to the samurai, but the samurai did not answer him.

"Hey! No way! How did he faint? Hey, you peed, don't, don't foam at the mouth! Doctor! There's no doctor here! Wake up!"

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