One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

Time passed quickly, and it was the year 1488 of the Haiyuan calendar. This year, Lily was 24 years old, and Kaido was 23 years old. The bounties of the two also changed. Kaido, the "Hundred Beasts", had a bounty of 511 million Baileys, and Rose Lily, the "Scarlet Wings", had a bounty of 422 million Baileys.

Through the transaction with Dressrosa, the Hundred Beasts Pirates developed rapidly. The pirate flag with devil horns, wings, maces and long swords was flying over the main island of the Iron Islands. The scale of the Hundred Beasts Pirates also grew from only Kaido and Lily at the beginning to hundreds of people. But now, a problem troubled the two.

"There are no talents. People nowadays can only be ordinary fighters at most." Lily said to Kaido, who was drinking on the side, while correcting the documents.

Over the years, with the development, more and more affairs need to be handled by two people, such as personnel promotion, reward and punishment system, fixed basic salary, island development, cooperation intention, financial reporting, etc., which make Lily very busy. She urgently needs someone to share the pressure, but such a person is not so easy to find. If you have this ability, wouldn't it be better to find a proper job? Why run to the sea to play with your life? Now is not the era of great pirates. Most of the pirates in this era, except for those who are naturally restless, are forced to be desperate. As for finding someone from Dressrosa? Don't make a fuss. These internal affairs cannot be interfered with by outsiders.

"Talents are not so easy to find. By the way, did you find them before?" Kaido waved his hand. The two of them took turns to go out and look for devil fruits from the sea charts that can recognize places. These maps are too old. The world has changed a lot. In addition, the special environment of the pirate world has caused many places in the past hundred years to be completely different from the current sea charts. The two can only search by guessing.

"No, it's not that place. It looks very similar on the map, but it's completely different after I went there." Lily said as she casually threw a training plan into her to-do list.

"Oh, blah, blah, now we're tied, both failed four times." Kaido laughed when he heard Lily's words. The two were now competing to see who could find the first mythical beast fruit on the sea map first, but unfortunately all four attempts failed.

"Don't say so much useless things. What do you want to see me for?" Lily asked with a sullen glance at Kaido.

"Oh, nothing, I'm going out for a while."

"Just go, why are you coming to me?" Kaido never said hello when he went out. Every time he confirmed that Lily was on the island, he would turn into a blue dragon and fly away. It was so strange that he came to say hello today.

"Well, um, that." Kaido was uncharacteristically shy.

"If you have something to say, say it quickly. If you have nothing to say, get out of here." Lily felt a little nauseous about Kaido's shy look. His face was not like this.

"Okay, lend me some money." Kaido said quickly.

"Oh, I thought it was something else, not money... money?" Lily was suddenly stunned. "Didn't I just give you money three days ago?" Kaido had no place to spend money except drinking, and the food and wine reserves on the island were paid by the public account. Where could Kaido spend the money in three days?

"Well, didn't I go to Dressrosa before to invite Prince Riku to drink, but the more people I invited, the less money I had when I paid the bill, so I bought it on credit. I paid back the money I had paid before." Kaido scratched his hair and smiled embarrassedly. If Kaido was seen like this by others, they would be extremely shocked. This cool and arrogant Kaido would actually smile and beg for help, but Kaido would only do this when facing Lily. This is a manifestation of Kaido treating Lily as a family member.

"Okay, how much money do you have left? How much do you want?" Lily covered her forehead helplessly. This guy and Prince Riku didn't know what was going on. The two looked like they had a lot in common and often drank together.

"Uh, there are 50 Baileys left. Just give me a few hundred thousand." Kaido was embarrassed again.

"Okay." Lily took out a stack of money from her four-dimensional pocket and threw it on the table. Kaido was always very curious about this four-dimensional pocket. How did those two pieces of meat hide so many things? Every time he asked, Lily said it was a girl's secret. Women are really magical creatures.

"About 1 million Baileys, spend it sparingly. Where are you going?" Lily continued to correct the documents with her head down.

"Oh, I heard a piece of news. It is said that the navy got a former MADS member and is transferring. I am going to see if I can intercept him or something."

"MADS? That civilian science group?" Lily thought for a while and asked.

"That's it. Aren't we short of people? If we can get them back, they should be able to help a lot. Even if they can't fight, they can still do some research." Kaido nodded.

"Then go, but be careful. This kind of person may have a lot of guards. Do you need someone to go with you?"

"No, I can go by myself. I can fly. If I can't beat them, I can run. You have to stay in charge. It's the best choice for me to go by myself."

"Okay, be safe, go early and come back early."

"Okay." Kaido said, jumped out of the window, and turned directly into a blue dragon form and flew in the direction of the intelligence.

The little brothers of the Beast Pirates who saw Kaido were not surprised, and each did their own thing.

. ...

Three days later, Kaido was looking at the ships below in the clouds. Kaido was a little hesitant. It was not because there were too many enemies, but on the contrary, there were too few enemies. A two-masted sailing ship, and then it was gone, nothing was left. Even the normal escort fleet was at least three ships dispatched together. Now Kaido was a little suspicious of the authenticity of the intelligence. It couldn't be that this group of people was trying to cover up their tracks, right?

"Sir, why don't we bring more people?" A crew member on the ship asked the officer in front of him.

"Stupid, if there are a bunch of people, it is very likely that others will suspect that we are transporting something important. If it's just us, it won't arouse suspicion." The CP member in a suit said.

"Then why don't we take off the flag of the World Government and disguise ourselves as a pirate ship or a merchant ship?"

"Asshole, this is the glory of the World Government, how can it be covered up!"

At this time, Kaido, who couldn't figure it out, was ready to rush. He aimed at the sailing ship below, turned into a human form and jumped down, smashing straight down like a meteor.

"Boom!" The wooden ship's deck couldn't withstand such a huge kinetic energy and was smashed through in an instant. It smashed through two decks in a row, and Kaido fell directly into the detention cabin. At this time, the CP personnel on the ship thought it was a shelling and looked for enemy ships everywhere.

"Ahem, which bastard! Such a big smoke!" Just as Kaido was about to look for the target personnel, a curse came from behind Kaido.

"Ah?" Kaido turned around and took a look.

"So fat! Ugh!" Kaido laughed out loud. A ball was imprisoned in the cell in front of him?

No, it's not a ball, it's that this person is too fat, so fat that he doesn't even have a neck, and his legs are too thin, there is no hair on the top of his head, but there is a bunch of golden ponytail on the back of his head. If it weren't for his two arms, he would be a big ball.

"What fat! I got fat because I was too charming when I was thin, and I was afraid that others couldn't walk!" The fat man in the cage exploded when he heard Kaido's words, and immediately refuted Kaido.

"No, no, you are too unconvincing, no." Kaido didn't believe a word of Quinn's words.

"What do you mean, you bastard! I finally fell asleep, and you suddenly appeared and made smoke everywhere, and laughed at me right away!" The fat man roared again.

After the fat man said this, Kaido immediately remembered that he was here to do serious business, and immediately stopped smiling and said to the fat man in front of him seriously: "Hey? I heard that there is a former MADS scientist on this ship, is he here?"

"It's me, what do you want from me?" When Kaido heard that he was here to find him, the fat man immediately put on airs.

"How is it possible? You, a fat man, are actually a scientist?" Kaido was stunned after hearing this. He only knew that there was a scientist, but he didn't know what the scientist looked like, but he thought he should be a very cultured and weak person, but the fat man in front of him who was almost as tall as him was actually a scientist?

"Asshole! I got fat by myself! And why can't fat people be scientists! You are discriminating! I am a serious scientist!" The fat man angrily pressed his face against the railing, his whole face deformed, but he still glared at Kaido.

"Okay, just assume you are." Kaido pouted.

"I am! You asshole! Go ask around, my name Quinn has been on the headlines of the World Science News!"

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