One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

"Let's go, go back and have a drink. After this layer of membrane is fixed, we can touch the next layer."

Rayleigh yawned, packed up the tools, turned to Shanks and Buggy, who were bruised and swollen. The fight between the two never stopped. From the time they went to purchase supplies to the time they came back to rest, they kept bickering and fighting, which directly created the current situation.

"Wuwuwu, pu, Buggy, you're too harsh."

Shanks shook his head and said after instantly returning to his normal appearance.

"Puh, puh, puh, it's the same as you didn't hit hard."

Baki also turned his head and returned to his original appearance. This operation comparable to that in funny comics has become a daily routine for Shanks and Buggy. It's amazing that the damage they caused to each other can always be recovered at a very fast speed. Of course, the premise is that there is something serious to do.

"Let's go, hey! That fishman named Tiger! Let's go together!"

Rayleigh smiled at the two of them, turned around and shouted to Tiger who was looking at the coating on the red and blue forces on the other side.

"Oh, okay, I'll be right there."

Tiger turned around and smiled, turned around and followed the team. The human traffickers on the island had been temporarily cleared out, so it was relatively safe for the time being, and he could also move together.

When a group of people came to Xia Qi's blackmail bar, Xia Qi had already prepared the meal and was waiting here.

"Huh, are you back? Later than I thought."

Xia Qi lit a cigarette, took a puff and said.

"Oh! You actually cooked today?"

Rayleigh looked at the food on the table with a face full of surprise. It was really hard to define the relationship between him and Xia Qi. If they were husband and wife, I'm afraid no couple would mess around to such an extent. If they were strangers, they had done everything they should do. In addition to not having children, they played more and more. It can be said that they themselves were a bit of a collection of contradictions. Xia Qi cooked and waited for Rayleigh to come home for dinner after finishing his work. This kind of thing was extremely rare in their relationship.

"I guess so. The three little guys were clamoring to repay these little ghosts, but their cooking skills were too poor. I was afraid that I would poison you to death, so I helped them."

Xia Qi raised her chin and pointed at the three Hancock sisters who were sitting very well on the side. She flicked the ash and said casually, with an expression on her face that looked completely forced and helpless.

"Mrs. Xia Qi was obviously very happy when she cooked."

Sanda Sonya whispered in Hancock's ear.

"Yes, yes, she came in after hearing that we were going to cook. We are not bad at cooking, although not as good as Madam Xia Qi."

Marigrud also nodded and said.

"You guys? You used so many of my ingredients, are you ready to pay?"

"Swish!"

A knife flew straight over and stabbed the tops of the heads of the three Hancock sisters. Hancock was frightened back by the knife before she could even say a word. At this moment, Xia Qi's eyes looked as if she wanted to eat the three of them alive. Such a horrible scene was completely different from the Xia Qi they had just seen in the kitchen.

"Eh!!!" X3

The three Hancock sisters raised their hands at the same time, indicating that they would never say anything nonsense, but except for Usopp, who was still in his infancy, and Uta, who was still young, the strength of the others was enough to hear the three people's whispered words. At this time, they all covered their mouths and laughed softly, trying not to laugh out loud. Only Rayleigh looked at Xia Qi who turned his head with embarrassment, raised his hands slightly, indicating that he didn't hear anything, but how could Xia Qi believe his nonsense, after all, who didn't know each other, after leaving a look that said I have time to deal with you, Xia Qi turned to others.

"What are you laughing at! Are you going to eat or not! If you don't want to eat, get out!"

Shaqi shouted at Shanks and Buggy, who were leading the group, but after that, she turned back to the inner room and stayed away from everyone.

"Mr. Rayleigh, it's up to you."

Shanks pointed to the door of the inner room and said.

"Yes, it's time for you, Mr. Rayleigh. I'm afraid Mrs. Shaqi is waiting for you to take care of her."

Baki shrugged his shoulders. It was hard to tell whether the expression on his face was gloating or serious. He always looked a little weird. The other members of the Red Hair Pirates were not so familiar with Rayleigh, but they were still making trouble behind him. Although Rayleigh wanted to say: Don't worry, it's all Shaqi's temper. It will be fine after a while.

But he felt that he couldn't say it. Otherwise, his image in the hearts of these people would become a complete old scumbag. Although he didn't mind being laughed at by outsiders, Shanks and Buggy were interns in the pirate group back then. Being ridiculed in front of these two guys, uh... Think about it, forget it.

After thinking about it, Rayleigh finally gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, pushed the door and walked into the inner room. The moment he closed the door, he heard the laughter that had been suppressed for a long time. How could he not understand at this moment? Damn, he was fooled by these guys! I have been hunting geese all my life, but today I was pecked in the eyes by these young geese! But what can I do now? It is easier to be laughed at if I go out now, so it is better to appease Xia Qi first.

The people outside the door reenacted the actions of the two policemen. They were all professionally trained and generally would not laugh unless they could not help it. Hahahahahahahahaha!

"I, this is the first time I've seen such an embarrassed expression on Mr. Rayleigh, hahahahahahaha! I'm dying of laughter, I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore, I really should take a picture of this scene, and burn it for Captain Roger to see, so that Captain Roger can laugh over there, hahahahahaha!"

Baki rolled on the ground with laughter. He and Shanks had made a lot of jokes in the Roger Pirates. When would it be their turn to laugh at Rayleigh? This time they finally got the chance!

"No, that's right, hahahaha! I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter, hahahaha!"

Shanks was also laughing so hard that he was out of breath, but the others stopped laughing after a while, only Shanks and Buggy continued to laugh, after all, the others were not so familiar with Rayleigh, and they didn't get many of the jokes at all.

"Um, um, are you the one who saved us that day?"

Just when Shanks was still laughing, a somewhat timid voice sounded beside Shanks. Shanks stopped laughing and looked in the direction of the voice. Hancock was standing beside Shanks at the moment, and asked with a red face.

"Oh? You are the little girl from Amazon Lily, hahahahaha, it seems that you have recovered well. As for whether I am the one who saved you? I guess so, but everyone is, and there are some other people who helped to act, and now they have left by boat. By the way, my name is Shanks, what's your name? Hehehe."

Shanks turned over and sat up, holding the straw hat on his head firmly, showing a sunny smile and looking at Hancock, and this smile in Hancock's eyes was like a flash bomb, directly piercing the girl's heart. A hero saving a beauty, a sunny handsome guy, a cheerful smile, at this moment, Hancock's mind has instantly flashed the whole process from falling in love to getting married to having children to growing old together. Hancock, who was already blushing, now looked at Shanks with loving eyes.

"Hi! My name is Hancock, Boa Hancock, I'm twelve years old, and I'm a trainee of the Nine Snakes Pirates! Thank you very much for your rescue, Shanks-Sama (Adult)!"

Hancock looked like she wanted to pounce on Shanks, so Shanks couldn't help but take two steps back. Is there something wrong with the girl in front of him?

"You don't have to call me adult, it's just a small effort for us, and it's not just my credit, you don't have to be so excited."

Shanks looked at Hancock with a cold sweat on his forehead. Why did he feel that he was about to get into trouble? No!

"Hi~~~ Shanks-Sama!!!"

"Didn't I say don't call me adult???"

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