One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

"Hahahahahaha, that's what happened! If you had told me earlier, if you had known, we wouldn't have been so harsh, hahahahaha!"

Shanks clinked the wine glass with Barrett. After the battle, the two sides instantly changed from hostility to a party. After the Wald Pirates docked, Naqin quickly treated everyone, and then red The Pirates came to understand that this was a test for them?

"Hahahahaha, if you don't play hard, you won't be able to pass the test here. If you can't pass the test here, don't even think about it. I will kick you bastards back to the paradise. Don't do it here. The Roger Pirates are in disgrace, but you bastards still look good now, hahahahahaha!”

Barrett laughed while pouring wine into his mouth, but before he took two sips, he found that the wine in his glass had been finished. When he was about to pour another glass, he found that the wine bottle next to him had been covered with something. The arm that appeared at that time was taken away, and the expression on Barrett's face suddenly became very helpless.

"I'm happy today, let me drink more."

Barrett showed an expression that he would never have made in the past, and said to Robin with a hint of flattery.

"No, you are injured. It doesn't matter if you are not injured. Aunt Naiqin said that the medicine you just drank is not suitable for drinking. You have been given three drinks and it is already too much. You can drink whatever you want after the injury is healed."

Robin didn't accept Barrett's tactics at all. After all, as long as he made an opening, Barrett would never stop until he got drunk tonight. If he drank too much, he would make a fool of himself, and the wound would be inflamed. But it is very fatal. Although they never seem to care, people in the pirate world cannot avoid gout. It can only be said that they are relatively resistant to it. And there are not no strong people who have died due to wound inflammation. Pass.

"Okay, listen to you, listen to you."

Seeing Robin's serious look, Barrett could only helplessly twitch the corner of his mouth. This child reads a lot. Recently, simple history books can no longer satisfy her. Recently, she has become bored and read medical books. She doesn't know. Which book did I read? Anyway, I started to restrict myself from drinking. I can’t say that I completely restricted it. But every time after a fight, I wanted to drink two drinks. Robin would suddenly refresh in front of me and stop me. , if he insists on drinking, then Robin will start to recite various cases and accidents that occurred due to drinking, and all the feelings of drinking will be completely gone.

"Hahahahahaha! Barrett! Today is your day too! Finally found someone who can cure you! Hahahahahahaha, little girl, are you Barrett's daughter?"

Seeing Barrett's depressed face and the pitiful expression on the wine bottle, Bucky couldn't help laughing. I didn't expect that you, Barrett, would be here too!

"I don't mind, but they are a bit annoying."

Robin said while looking at the book nonchalantly.

"Also, compared to Barrett, you should not drink. After all, Barrett's injuries are much better than yours. On the contrary, you are all wrapped up like mummies. If you continue to drink, it will be very difficult for you to drink. It may cause wound inflammation, etc.

Robin took out his textbook memorization method and began to educate everyone on the dangers of drinking. In fact, these things are not difficult to obtain knowledge. At least Hongo knew that he was also the only injured person at the scene who did not drink, but few people would. Paying attention to these things, facing the various situations Robin mentioned, everyone was no longer in the mood to drink.

"Well, Barrett, this kid is really smart."

Shanks felt that his lips were a little dry, and he didn't know what to say for a moment. He could only look at Barrett beside him and said dryly.

"Uh, whatever."

Barrett didn't know what to say, so he could only reply dryly. After all, this was the first time they heard it, and he had forgotten how many times he heard it, but he couldn't say anything, after all, Robin It sounds like he meant well, but after Robin said these things for the first time, he specifically asked Dr. Guatai about it. The result was that Dr. Guatai was so surprised by Robin's intelligence that he went to compete with the history department to recruit people. This attitude also confirmed that Robin's words were true.

"But I really didn't expect that this guy like you would actually have someone he likes?"

Bucky changed the subject and shifted the focus back to Barrett. Barrett, as a person, gave people the impression that no one would be surprised if he did anything earth-shattering, but only when he was with a normal person. Just like people, if they talk about love or something, it will really make people’s jaws drop.

"Go away, I am also a normal man."

Barrett slapped Bucky angrily.

"No, we know that you are a normal man, but if you get married or something... I'm sorry, I really can't imagine what it will be like, and it's a family with children. Are you considered a third party to intervene? "

"Xiang! Ke! Si!!!"

Bucky had just righted his whipped head, which was spinning as fast as a top, when he heard Shanks continuing his words. It was too late to stop him. As expected, Shanks once again succeeded in getting into trouble because of his broken mouth. Barrett, who was just teasing and didn't care at all, was now red with anger and rushed over, locking Shanks firmly in place with a crossbar.

"Ahem, help, I'm out of breath, help, help, cough, cough, cough."

Shanks didn't expect Barrett to have such a big reaction. He immediately stretched out his hands and called for help, but no one paid any attention to him. After all, God's sins can be forgiven, but his own sins are unforgivable. This guy really didn't know what he said.

"Robin! Shut him up!"

Hearing that Shanks still had the strength to call for help, Barrett immediately shouted loudly, and Robin, who was also stimulated by Shanks' words, was not polite.

"Six-wheel flower·slap combo!"

Along with a burst of petals, six white and tender arms grew from Shanks' chest. Then, before Shanks could say anything, a rain of slaps hit Shanks' face.

"Crackling, crackling, crackling."

Shanks couldn't even scream at this time. Although Robin's strength was much worse than Shanks, Shanks, who was being restrained by Barrett at this moment, couldn't even breathe. Not to mention the armament color, Shanks's cheeks were swollen to the naked eye, and the swelling was getting higher and higher, and it was already the same as a monkey's butt.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, I didn't expect that what I said during the day would come true tonight."

Bucky crossed his arms and stepped aside, looking at poor Shanks and said.

"Don't you need help? Vice Captain Bucky, I feel like Captain Shanks is suffocating."

Hongo asked quietly as he stood aside.

"It's okay, the captain is very hard-hitting, and the opponent didn't use any force at all."

Now Beckman is immune to Shanks seeking death. At any rate, when something big happens, these two people are still reliable. He doesn't ask for much anymore. Anyway, Shanks doesn't even release his overlord color, so there is no need. Care.

"Crackling, crackling, crackling."

In this way, the slaps on the palms and face lasted for more than ten minutes before stopping. The reason was not because Shanks was forgiven, but because Robin felt pain in his hands. This guy's face is really tough. No wonder Barre After fighting for so long, Te is really a thick-skinned guy from the inside out.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Shanks wanted to apologize, but his face was so bloated that he couldn't explain clearly, and it just felt like a hum.

"Okay, stop talking. Come on, I'll give you some medicine. You'll be fine soon, but it may hurt a little."

Naiqin, who liked children very much, came over holding a bottle of ointment with a smile on her face, but to others, this smile looked like a devil's smile. "Ooohhohohohoho!!!"