One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

"You three are the pillars of the navy! You are the future face of the navy! You are the future admiral! Even the marshal of the navy! But look what you are doing now! What are you doing! Infighting in public! You are still the kind who don't even have a face. Rolling all over the floor! That’s great! You guys have the nerve!”

Seng Guo's face was no longer red, but blue. He never thought that one day someone would start a fight on such an occasion. What's more, he didn't expect that the first one to start a fight would be Porusalino! Isn't he too lazy to do anything? Isn't he the most mature one? What the hell is going on!

"Well, we lost our composure."

It was the first time that Sakaski felt so embarrassed. Why did he get so excited at that time and start fighting regardless? Obviously, the three of them usually quarreled about this kind of thing, and it had become a habit. Logically speaking, he shouldn't be so rude in the face of this situation.

"I don't know what happened at that time. I just suddenly felt a little angry, and then I started to attack in a sharp and confused manner. I didn't mean to do it."

Kuzan also felt very embarrassed. Sometimes he was easy to get upset, but he also knew his priorities clearly. I don't know what happened, but he couldn't control it today.

"I don't know either~~"

Although Porusalino's tone still sounds very relaxed, anyone who is familiar with it can see that this guy is actually very embarrassed. After all, he was the one who started the fight first. If he instigated other people to fight, it would be okay. It's normal, but it's a bit weird to do it yourself.

"Well - it's true that none of you are like Meng Lang. It's really strange. What's going on? Is it possible that someone is plotting against us? Isn't it right? What's the use of this? To make you three look embarrassed? There's nothing here Record, there is no live broadcast this time. Even if you really fight, it will be meaningless as long as all the sailors don't tell this matter. What is going on. "

After hearing what the three people said, Warring States suddenly felt a little strange. What on earth is going on? It is not impossible for the three of them to fight out of confusion, but it would be a bit strange for them to fight at the swearing-in meeting out of confusion.

"I don't think the three of them are so ignorant of etiquette. Even if they really don't understand, they shouldn't fight in front of so many people. This is something that no normal person would do. I suspect there is something wrong with this matter. Weird."

Zefa looked at the three people with different expressions, but all looked very embarrassed, touched his chin and said.

"Nonsense, who doesn't know there is something fishy? You said that one of these three people suddenly has a brain disorder and I can do it, but three people together have a brain disorder. It is definitely not normal to fight in this situation. I think this is Isn't it a Devil Fruit's ability? For example, it can amplify a person's emotions. For example, the three of them were just chatting out of boredom at first, but then their emotions were amplified by the Devil Fruit's ability. Over time, they became what they are now, 伱What do you think? I’m right about this possibility.”

Garp sat aside and said while stuffing donuts into his mouth.

"Speaking of this, haven't you discovered another thing? The top management has already beaten you twice today, let alone the three of them. Although you are unreliable, Garp, you are not so unreliable. Today's At this time, you actually started fighting with Sengoku. This is really abnormal. In addition, there have been brawls in the navy during this period. Even if there are reasons for disdain between each other before, it is still very strange. This is the headquarters, those It’s not that the navy of the branch has never been here before, no one dares to be so presumptuous, but this time, although the number of gatherings is indeed rare, there shouldn’t be so many fighting records. If it hadn’t been for what happened today, I would Maybe I can’t remember this.”

At this moment, He suddenly discovered another suspicious point, that is, the number of fights had increased too much. No one should fight like this in the headquarters. No matter how unruly the gangsters in the G5 branch were, no matter how the pacesetters in the G8 branch The importance of rules is not the reason why they fight casually and fight three times a day from morning to night.

"It's true what you said. I remember that recently, not only the foreign branch navy, but also the headquarters had a lot of fights. It's really weird. What is going on? Could it be that it really happened with Mr. Karp? It’s the same thing, is it related to the devil fruit?”

Kuzan thought of the sounds of fighting that could be heard every day downstairs. After thinking about it again, he saw the headquarters navy fighting in the cafeteria, and he felt that it had been a little strange recently.

"If it is really a devil fruit, what kind of fruit power can actually cause so many people to fight? And I feel that this kind of fight is almost indistinguishable. This is completely contrary to common sense. His purpose is What, it can’t be just for fun, right?”

Sakaski doesn't agree with this. In his opinion, no one likes to do thankless things, and this incident has caused nothing but a little civil unrest in the Navy. This is not true. It conforms to a person's behavior pattern, unless the person is a lunatic or a fun person. This kind of person just wants to have fun and does not care about other things. The actions of this kind of person are unpredictable.

"Indeed, this is not in line with a person's behavior pattern, but no one can say whether there are other things behind this. But I can't think about so much now. He, you will not go to this battle. You are responsible for managing everything at the headquarters. By the way, you should also carefully check the situation of the headquarters to see if there is anything wrong here. Maybe it is really a devil fruit ability user. Of course, we should also watch each other on the expedition fleet. Nothing can happen. We must be prepared."

Zhan Guo thought about it and found that no matter what, the war could not be delayed. He had to go out tomorrow. So even if he knew that the situation was not right, Zhan Guo could not stop the war and find out the reason. He had to go out as soon as possible. The Five Elders were not easy to deal with. What's more, this time, two of the Five Elders went to the battlefield together. At least in Zhan Guo's impression, this was the first time. In the past, even in the God Valley incident, only one of the Five Elders was present. Therefore, this matter is of great importance and must not be delayed. The fact that Zhan Guo can drag it out for less than a month is the maximum grace given to him by the Five Elders considering the difficulty of gathering personnel.

"I understand, you go, but be more careful. I feel that this matter is too strange. If this happens when we are at war with pirates, the result may be very troublesome."

He said with some worry.

"It's okay, Xiao He, you are too worried. Maybe we are just overthinking. Maybe everyone is too depressed during this period. The war is about to start. We are in a bad mood. We didn't say two words correctly, so we just started to fight! Hahahaha!"

Looking at the somewhat depressed atmosphere, Garp laughed and said, and everyone felt a little better. It must be said that Garp, the old live treasure, is still quite useful. At least when he is around, he can always make the stiff atmosphere lively. He can be said to be an old happy fruit.

"Garp is right. Maybe we are overthinking. Maybe everyone is too nervous. After all, this battle is absolutely extraordinary. The Four Emperors have been preparing for such a long time. There will definitely be something unexpected waiting for us. We must be fully prepared. No one should be careless. Do you understand?"

After hearing Garp's words, Sengoku looked at Garp gratefully. This guy can always make some things small in this way. Garp winked at Sengoku triumphantly, indicating that it is absolutely no problem to leave these things to him. This kind of playful look made Sengoku shake his head helplessly.

For Sengoku's words, everyone responded loudly and left, but Garp did not leave. He sat in Sengoku's room and began to look around for Sengoku's tea.

"Garp, I just finished drinking the tea here, and I haven't had time to buy it yet." Sengoku looked at Garp's appearance and shook his head helplessly.

"Hahahaha! That's such a pity. I brought some senbei this time. I thought you had some good tea to drink. It's okay if you don't have any here. I'll go back and eat them myself! Hahaha!"

"Stop, Garp! You stole so many of my senbei! Leave the senbei this time to me as an apology!"

Just as Sengoku and Garp were making a fuss again, outside the window of the Marshal's office, an ape-like animal flashed across the tree branches and disappeared into the branches.