One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

"Have you seen it? Newgate? The leader of the new navy force touted in the newspaper? Ullallallallallalla, they look exactly like him."

Kaido said as he picked up a bottle of new wine and opened the cap.

"Gulalallallalla, that's right, but if the navy and the world government don't say anything, then no one will make a blind guess. To be honest, this is a great move. Even if someone really talks about this, then the world government and the navy can also say that the son of the Pirate King yearns for justice. This is simply a huge publicity point."

Whitebeard said with a smile while sitting on a chair. He still wears the captain's hat. He was bald in the original timeline, but now he looks like he is in his forties because of the baptism of Lily's Fire of Life and the help of the Golden Lion hair growth liquid. He still has a head of blonde hair, which makes the Golden Lion so angry that he wants to shave him bald every time.

"Who said it wasn't, but it's really unexpected that this guy looks so similar. If he grows a beard in the future, I'm afraid anyone will be able to tell Ace's origin, right?"

When Kaido talked about the beard, he reached out and touched the corner of his mouth, where there was still a stubble from the shaving. Really, he is already this age, what's wrong with growing a beard? Lily insisted that he shave it.

"Speaking of beards, in fact, I have always been curious about one thing."

Whitebeard took a sip of wine and thought for a while and said.

"What? Why is your beard crescent-shaped?"

Kaido looked at Whitebeard's beard and said with some envy.

"No, it's Roger that bastard. I have always been curious about one thing. Is that bastard's beard on his face? Or is it overgrown nose hair?"

"Huh?!"

Whitebeard's words confused Kaido for a moment. He couldn't help but start to recall the beard on Roger's face, and then... Kaido and Whitebeard looked at each other.

"Hmm?"

"Hmm."

"Ullallallallalla!"

"Gulalallallalla!"

"You're to blame, Newgate! I've been here for so many years, and I've never felt this was so strange. Now that you've said that, there's no going back! I was wondering why that bastard didn't have a beard on his chin, but only on his upper lip. It turned out to be nose hair! Ullallallalla! Ullallallallalla!"

Kaido laughed himself off the stool, holding his stomach and rolling around laughing crazily. Whitebeard didn't laugh at Kaido at all. In fact, he laughed so hard that he pounded the table. After all, knowing a joke by yourself and knowing it by everyone are two completely different levels of funny. The more people there are, the funnier it is.

"Right, right, I've had this idea in my mind for many years. Look at my chin, I shaved my beard and it's blue, but Roger's chin doesn't have any blue at all. I've been thinking for so many years whether his two mustaches are because his nose hairs are too long, gulalalaala!"

"What are you two laughing at?"

At this time, there was a movement above their heads. No need to ask, it must be the Golden Lion. Today is the gathering of the Four Emperors at least once a year. The Golden Lion guy came on time again. Anyway, this guy always comes on time, and they are used to it. Being able to fly with Jiafei means being able to do whatever they want.

"Here you are, Shiki, you old guy still haven't grown hair, how about it? How about letting Roger teach you how to grow hair? That guy can even grow nose hair into a beard! Ullaalaalaalaala!"

Kaido's words originally annoyed Shiki. Although they often made trouble and often mentioned their hair when they were drunk, wasn't it a bit too much to say it right away? And what does it have to do with Roger? This guy has been dead for many years. Can I still die and find him? But then he felt something was wrong. Nose hair and beard? What's going on? Golden Lion was curious and asked quickly. Then...

"Hahahahaha! Roger's beard is nose hair! Hahahaha! This is the funniest thing I've heard in all these years! Hahahaha!"

Shi Ji laughed so hard that he wanted to do a tap dance to express his excitement.

"What are you guys laughing at? Where's Lily? I'm late. Where is Lily?"

When the three grown men were almost out of breath from laughing, the aunt also arrived. Maybe she didn't come with her fleet to see Lily, but flew over on Zeus first.

"Ah Lingling, don't worry, I have something to tell you."

Golden Lion looked at the aunt, knowing that it's better to share happiness than to enjoy it alone, and waved directly, and the result was naturally needless to say.

"Mmmmmm! Which genius thought of this? I'm dying of laughter! Mmmmmm! I really want to ask that bastard Roger right there and then, or grab his beard and lift him up and see."

The old lady rolled on the ground with laughter. Oh, I should mention here that the old lady still gained weight, but unlike the steel balloon in the original timeline, she is the kind of person who is fat, but in a reasonable range of normal old age, and even better than the 48-year-old in the original timeline.

"If you want to ask, just ask directly, right?"

Lily walked over with a square step. Unlike the aunt, Lily looked the same. The long lifespan of the ghosts, the strong vitality brought by the animal-type fruits, especially the fantasy beasts, and the ability of the Suzaku fruit that allows ordinary people to live for 30 years longer, made Lily look the same as when she was in her twenties or thirties. If it weren't for the aura of Lily being a mother for many years, people would probably believe that she was a girl.

But what we need to pay attention to now is not these, but what Lily said.

"How do you ask? Roger, that bastard, has been dead for so many years. If I can really ask him, I would rather have a drink with that bastard."

The smile on the face of the golden lion quickly faded and became a little sad. He really admired Roger. It was a pity that the guy didn't have a good drink before he died.

"Who said it wasn't? That guy died so aggrievedly. Although it's great to start a new generation, it was actually caused by disease. What a ridiculous reason."

Whitebeard also felt a little regretful. As a man known as the Pirate King, he conquered the sea but failed to conquer the disease. This has to be said to be a black joke. It's just like a force fighting in the universe who can only use swords to cut each other. It's boring, and there's no sword energy. The slow sword swinging.

"It's okay to want to have a drink, but it's a bit troublesome. I'm afraid it's only one or two drinks to go there. You can't stay in the underworld for too long, otherwise you may really not be able to come back."

Lily shrugged and said nonchalantly. She said she didn't care, but others didn't care. Except for Kaido, everyone else stared at Lily with wide eyes.

"Can we really meet that bastard?"

"Can we go to the underworld?"

"Can we really have a drink?"

Whitebeard, Big Mom, and Golden Lion looked at Lily as if they were looking at a monster, especially Big Mom. Although she had never been to the underworld, the soul power of the Soul Soul Fruit made her know how dangerous the dead souls were. Look at Hiyori at that time, who was targeted by a remnant soul and almost killed herself.

"Wu la la la la la la, I almost forgot, Lily, can you take others with you?"

Kaido knew about this, but he couldn't do it before that he could "go to hell" with others. Before, only Lily could go down. If others went in, their souls would leave their bodies instantly and they would die.

"One hour at most. This ability is a bit troublesome. I need to practice more, but I have to go find that guy first."